Complete Devastation To The Nation
Here it is I was getting ready to tell y’all all about how good R. Kelly’s latest album is when i stumbled across this mess. Chile the children went in and let have on Mr. Kelly yesterday. Someone in the marketing department at R. Kelly’s label thought that it would be a great idea to have fans tweet R. Kelly directly with the hashtag #AskRKelly to boost promotions for the CD’s release yesterday. Well, this morning that person may not have a job anymore. Chile, Twitter used this as an opportunity to poke all kinds of fun at the singer with a checkered past. Although most of the questions asked were gravely personal and inappropriate, they were deathly funny.
“Getting ready to answer some of my favorite #AskRKelly questions!! Start tweeting!” the singer shared. What you are about to see down below is what followed:
and this one:
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Chile i had never bothered watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show until last night. Quiet as its kept, with all this wagon I’m dragging, I’ve always been more of a Hanes Girl or a Fruit Of The Loom Lover. I must say, the show was rather entertaining, but there were a lot of things that did not sit well with my spirit.
First off, If I did not know any better, I would think that the only beautiful sexy women are white with long hair and thighs that don’t meet in the middle. There was a total absence in my opinion of adequate representation of ethnic women.They got a lil crafty over at Vickies. Many of the white models were spray tanned so dark thought you confused them for women of color until they got to the very end of the runway and then you could see them for what they were. Lastly I was confused by who the hell would honestly go to bed with all sorts of medal, feathers, and sequins on? I guess they were right for having a bunch of white women in the show because I don’t know of one sistuh that is wearing a Halloween costume to bed. The only thing I’m wearing to bed is a wrap scarf, OKAY! Get into the pics from the show. Continue reading
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Lawd what would Madame CJ Walker do? I bet ole CJ is turning over in her grave. Here it is she moved heaven and earth to create a system that straightens kinky hair so y’all can go off and get a job. In the spirit of rebellion, y’all wanna take y’all asses down to these folks jobs and wear kinky hair and all sorts of other natural styles scaring off Becky and Dave. Miss BP Oil Company had a trick for y’all ass. Miss BP said if you want to come up in here looking like Kissy or Sarafina, we gone let yo ass go! That’s exactly what they did to one high payed executive who in the words of James Brown, felt the need to ‘express herself’. OK let me stop playing. Y’all know I like to make light of tough situations to help us all get through.
Seriously, Melphine Evans, A black former executive at BP (British Petroleum Oil Co.), is suing the oil company for allegedly firing her because of her braided hair and “ethnic” attire. Catch these T’s Continue reading
Ok Chris Brown!! Whatever the hell you are smoking, I’ll have non. Chile I am gagged at how Chris is posed with his hands all dainty like my grandmother in this picture. No tea no shade, this is scary. I am truly starting to get a lil worried about
Marry Poppins Chris. I was just playing when I said in 5 years he will be featured in an episode of UNSUNG, but shiddddd it looks like he is on the midnight train to Life After. I’m not for certain who thought it was a bright idea to allow Miss Chris rummage through Olivia Pope’s closet, but this right here is not the business. I don’t know what Prestige Magazine is, and has no interest in finding out if this cover is their idea of prestigious. Get into the rest of the pics from the shoot.
Day 26 must have caught a wiff of what Danity Kane has been smoking and has decided that they would reunite for a 30 city tour. Additionally, the group has received an official blessing from Diddy himself. Is it me, or am I the only person who perceives Diddy’s blessing as a slight read? Chile please, Diddy hasn’t offered up any blessings to any of the other groups he has raped. Quiet as its kept, Diddy and I both know that ain’t nobody checking for no overgrown a$$ Day 26, that is why he offered up his blessing. I’m sorry, the only grown man boy group that semi works is New Edition, and they’re only working 3 months out the year. Day 26 looks like the Jackson 5 at their 20 year high school reunion. Chile cheese hunty! Catch these T’s Continue reading