Yes GAWD – The Cast of Glee TURNED IT – Whitney’s Houston’s ~ How Will I Know

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You know what? I’m so glad that Miss Amber Riley got turned down by American Idol I don’t know what to do. Big girl know she can SANG! Her along with her other castmates from the award winning Fox hit show Glee TURNED IT HUNTY. They payed HOMAGE to my sister Miss Whitney Houston as only they could! GET INTO IT!

 

 

Can We Get A Donation: Femme Boy needs your help! – Allure Magazine Beauty Blogger Contest

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Femme Boy, someone who will be providing hair and makeup content to FunkyDineva.Com needs you guy’s help. Mama has been noticed by Allure Maggazine and is one of their FINALIST in their Beauty Blogger Contest. Check out her blog as well. Mama knows what the hell she is talking about when it comes to this make up! With hair layed like Grace Jones, she better!

A MESSAGE FROM FEMME BOY: Taken from his blog http://femmeboy.tumblr.com/

Femme Boy is in the Allure Magazine Beauty Blogger Contest

I have known for some time about my position in this contest being held by Allure Magazine, but I was sworn to secrecy, which sucked, but now I can shout from the rooftops. I am one of 15 finalists competing for a series of prizes and the title of the ultimate beauty blogger of the year.

Prizes

  • Feature in the October Issue of Allure Magazine
  • $2,500 worth of cosmetics ( I pledge to give away a portion of them to some lucky tumblr followers should I win)
  • Trip to NYC
  • Backstage pass to NYC fashion show
  • Trip to Revlon headquarters with an exclusive peek at the new collection
  • Get to attend the Annual Allure Best of Beauty Party
  • Chance to submit future work to Allure an allure.com

The great thing is you can vote which is a portion of determining the winner.

Here is the site:

http://blogger-awards.allure.com

Voting starts Monday with a new challenge being uploaded each Monday.

Be sure to tweet @femmeboy and include #allurebba!!! Facebook Share the challenges also.

Voting gives all you femme divas a chance to win prizes of your own. Gifts will be given away after voting session closes on each challenge.

Let me say that I appreciate all the love you beautiful people have given me and this opportunity wouldn’t be available to me without each an every one of you. This contest win would not simply be a great experience but a opportunity to change my life. I have alot riding on this and I need all you guys to help me. I really believe in the power of change and the ability to move up in the world no matter where you come from. This contest is for all of us. We have all contributed to this blog and helped create a place where we are free of judgement and hate. We are the femme warriors of the world and we can achieve anything.

Be Bold, Be Femme!!!

 

 

Complete Devastation to the Nation – The Carnival Blouse

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Bitch i'm ready to go!

OK, Just so we are clear, today’s Complete Devastation to the Nation is the blouse and not the woman wearing the blouse. I understand people cannot help the way they look, how bad their body is made, or the way they sweat under their arms. However, they can help the types of clothing they wear! If you have anything other than titties sticking out of the front of you, this is not the blouse for you. If  you sweat profusely underneath your arms, then gray is not the color for you. However, if you insist on wearing gray, then perhaps a nice jacket is a simple low cost solution to preventing the public from having to look at unsightly sweat stains under your arms and from wondering if under your arms smell like subway!

DILDOR SONG OF THE DAY – SWV ` DO YA

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Yes GAWD! This song right here is EVERYTHANG!  The girls sampled Chaka Kahn’s “Do You Love What You Feel,” and the song is FIRE. I’ve been playing this song on full blast for the last 24 hours and could not wait to share it with y’all. My “stuff” is gone be all tender and tore up if I don’t stop. I feel like I got a backyard birthday party going on in my pants. “Somebody go get me a beer out that cooler over there”. LOL. Anyway, GET YOU A PIECE! Let me know what you think. As an added Bonus, I also included the Chaka Kahn classic, for us old school heads who need to get a DOUBLE PIECE!

 

 

SWV TURNED IT!!!!! NEW ALBUM, “I MISS US” REVIEW

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Yes GAWD! Yaaassssss SWV dropped a new Album and let me tell you something, CoCo, LeLe, and Taj TURNED IT BITCH!!!  This new album is everything that has been missing from R&B for the last 10+ years. What the doll loves most about the trio’s latest album entitled “I Miss us” is that the ladies stayed TRUE to their original sound, the sound that we all fell in love with. Is it me, or does their lead single off the album “CoSign”, put you in the mind frame of their 90’s classic “Anything” from the Above The Rim soundtrack?

My absolute favorite track on the album is #5, a nasty sample called “Do Ya” ft. Brianna Perry. The group sampled the Chaka Kahn Classic “Do You Love What You Feel” and the song is FIRE. I’m telling you, this track will have the young and the old jookin’ all across the dance floor while trying not to spill their drank! Yes GAWD!  Another familiar tune to the masses, Switch’s “They’ll Never Be”, has been remade by the ladies and is featured as a bonus track. Not sure if you guys remember, but SWV sang this song years ago on New York Undercover. Y’all know The Doll loves her music and never forgets a NASSSSTTYYY slow jam! For those who don’t remember,the video is down below, and  here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZwTJOEwy3k

You can truly feel the spirit of unity and reconciliation with this album. There is no one person who can be identified as the lead singer. All the ladies got their fare share at singing lead. Their harmonies are just as on point today, if not better, than they were in the 90’s. The spirit of sisterhood has bonded these ladies, and blessed us, the fans, with some glimmer of hope that true R&B is not dead. Now, if only Xscape can get their shit together, En Vogue releases a damn cd and stop touring the chittlin’ circuit, and Beyonce decide to do some charity work for Kelly and Michelle. LOL

LISTEN TO THE ALBUM IN IT’S ENTIRETY: http://www.centrictv.com/music/albums/swv-i-missed-us/

Throw Back: SWV performing Switch’s “They’ll Never Be” on New York Undercover. This song is again featured on their latest album, “I Miss Us”.