Bruce Jenner Spotted Wearing A Dress. 5-7-9 Never Looked So Good

Posted on Apr 22 2015 - 1:09pm by Funky Dineva

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“This bitch up here looking like the queen from Frozen”

Nessa Girl, somebody tell Kim Kardashian to come get her mama. Chile, Miss Bruce was spotted down to da Malibu wearing a floor length 5-7-9- stripped number. Her hair was teased to the Gawds as she served all sorts of Farrah Fawcett realness.

Now chile you know the paparazzi people are real messy for this one. Princess Bruce was simply trying to step outside her home and smoke her Benson & Hedges while sashaying up and down the veranda in her Mrs. Doubtfire flats. The woman couldn’t even do that in peace without them hoes snapping photos. Quiet as its kept, stunt queen to the stars, Kris Jenner, is probably behind this whole mess. If Beyonce’s ass can hide whole babies, entire albums and video shoots, and hide the fact that her mamma is a voodo priestess, then Bruce Jenner can hide the fact that he’s playing dress up with left over fashions from the set of Dynasty. The gag is, he doesn’t want to. I don’t trust nothing that comes out of that Kardashian camp. All of this mess is one big stunt, but its a good ki-ki. I’ll take it…

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  1. Serita Todd April 28, 2015 at 12:50 am - Reply

    he slayed it lol

  2. Emmanuelle Key Dickerson April 27, 2015 at 4:03 am - Reply

    Tahirah Hakim Ackerman come and get this tea. LOL

  3. Yvette Washington April 26, 2015 at 3:28 pm - Reply

    Pure Mess !!

  4. Kowanna Bing Clemons April 26, 2015 at 1:07 pm - Reply

    Bruce got that dress Rainbow!

  5. Melissa Coop-Mcgee April 26, 2015 at 1:04 pm - Reply

    Bye felicia

  6. Tamara Shari N Kirky April 26, 2015 at 3:42 am - Reply

    5-7-9 tho u crazy woe

  7. Donna Marae April 26, 2015 at 3:18 am - Reply

    He said he has a little black dress. He showed it. It´s short.

  8. Angela Johnson-Oriste April 26, 2015 at 1:27 am - Reply

    It´s cute.

  9. Ashley Jones April 25, 2015 at 11:09 pm - Reply

    Lol that´s not him

  10. Vincent Saccaro April 25, 2015 at 6:23 pm - Reply

    Who the fuck cares, let him do him. How the fuck does that effect any of us?

    • S Pea May 15, 2015 at 7:38 am - Reply

      That’s what I am saying….

  11. Izzy D Wash April 25, 2015 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    So his daughter´s doesn´t have a dad any more they have two moms now

  12. Tamika Sept April 25, 2015 at 7:18 am - Reply

    I respect Bruce

  13. Tamika Sept April 25, 2015 at 7:18 am - Reply

    That´s not Bruce that´s her

  14. Jeffrey Dale Baughman April 25, 2015 at 6:53 am - Reply

    Girl she got that at Cross Dress For Less.

  15. Jeffrey Dale Baughman April 25, 2015 at 6:32 am - Reply

    So proud of Miss Bruce. That interview was something else and took a lot of balls to do. If it only reaches one trans kid who thinks there is no place for them in this world, then it was all worth it. #MissJennerIfYoureNasty

  16. Daniel Junior April 25, 2015 at 6:24 am - Reply

    I can always count on this bitch to have the funniest blog post about anyone. ??? I´m in tears. Here comes the video…”my hair is laid like…” On some real shit, the interview was great and all should be happy and supportive as he is a brave and intelligent human being.

  17. Shadows Spirit April 25, 2015 at 5:51 am - Reply

    I love Bruce hes an awsome father… I could careless about him wearing a dress… God doesnt create mess. #ImNotJudging #BruceAintBroke

  18. Ashley Handy April 25, 2015 at 5:15 am - Reply

    IMA say this one time and one time only Bruce divorced he needs money. He´s accustomed to a lifestyle. So with that being said what would you do for a Klondike bar???

  19. Ambre Lashay April 25, 2015 at 3:42 am - Reply

    Nikki Hall

  20. Tabitha Henderson April 25, 2015 at 3:39 am - Reply

    That family curse lol. I can´t see the interview today. However, when I do watch it, it better be as good as people making it out to be.

  21. Charice Willis April 25, 2015 at 3:38 am - Reply

    Latrice Houston Zuniga got em´

  22. Ashley Danea Davis April 25, 2015 at 3:16 am - Reply

    Ana Joliette Lindsay Nicole Jackson

  23. Stacey Trotter-McGee April 25, 2015 at 2:40 am - Reply

    Abigail Trotter

  24. Kenetha Boyd April 25, 2015 at 2:36 am - Reply

    This fool said 5-7-9! Lmao

  25. Korey Pope April 25, 2015 at 2:35 am - Reply

    She beat

  26. Unique Rae Shawn April 25, 2015 at 2:34 am - Reply

    Korey Pope ???

  27. MrsInkredible Allbadd April 25, 2015 at 2:24 am - Reply

    5-7-9 nah u KNOW DAMN WELL BOFLMAOOOOOOO Cee Jay

  28. Raquel Rushing April 25, 2015 at 2:23 am - Reply

    You never know what people are going through.

  29. Kimberly Freeman Burks April 25, 2015 at 2:15 am - Reply

    U never know who him being his true self will help.he´s courageous!!!!

  30. Renee T. Walker April 25, 2015 at 2:12 am - Reply

    That´s actually a Lilly Pulitzer dress

  31. Sierra Meeks April 25, 2015 at 2:11 am - Reply

    Be you Bruce!!! ?❤

  32. Julia Martinez April 25, 2015 at 2:11 am - Reply

    That is rich white fish huntey. No 5-7-9 over there.

  33. Deanna Turner Belamy April 25, 2015 at 2:10 am - Reply

    Please make your hair be laid like Bruce Jenner!!!

  34. Imani Rose Henderson April 25, 2015 at 2:07 am - Reply

    She better gone head!!

  35. Christina Elizabeth April 25, 2015 at 2:05 am - Reply

    Paige Allen

  36. Mario Oliver April 25, 2015 at 2:00 am - Reply

    I thought that was kim in here new spring line #pow

  37. King Mesh Hamilton April 25, 2015 at 2:00 am - Reply

    Belinda

  38. Natasha Battee Riley April 25, 2015 at 1:59 am - Reply

    It is a really revealing interview.

  39. Coletha Crawford April 25, 2015 at 1:59 am - Reply

    I still like him more than everybody on that Reality Show!!!!#BeYouFinally

  40. Diah Tyese April 25, 2015 at 1:58 am - Reply

    Anyone watching his interview with Diane Sawyer. Its really good, I feel for him

  41. Tania Hyppolite April 25, 2015 at 1:58 am - Reply

    Not 579 Tania Sharisse WhitfieldSherien BainMike Halterman

  42. Jacinta Foster April 25, 2015 at 1:58 am - Reply

    Sharelle HighMaintenance Cromartie

  43. Tiana McCoy April 25, 2015 at 1:55 am - Reply

    Lol 579

  44. Kay Renee April 25, 2015 at 1:54 am - Reply

    Work that split boo.

  45. Chekesha Clay April 25, 2015 at 1:53 am - Reply

    This pic slays me every time!!

  46. Craimeka Sallins April 25, 2015 at 1:52 am - Reply

    Chile I guess

  47. Kimberly Freeman Burks April 25, 2015 at 1:51 am - Reply

    Be true to u

  48. Kimberly Freeman Burks April 25, 2015 at 1:51 am - Reply

    I <3 Bruce!!!!!
    He has a lot of pain and needs to be the best Bruce he can Be!!

  49. Laura Mattingly April 25, 2015 at 1:49 am - Reply

    Holly Rose

  50. Brown-Crump LE April 24, 2015 at 4:00 am - Reply

    Brucetina is wearing that dress!

  51. Serita Todd April 24, 2015 at 3:05 am - Reply

    Week brucetta. I know Brody and them are like man.

  52. Juan Morillo April 23, 2015 at 11:34 pm - Reply

    what does 5-7-9 mean?

  53. nickie_redd April 23, 2015 at 2:14 pm - Reply

    i actually love this look. call me basic lol

  54. China Love April 23, 2015 at 5:11 pm - Reply

    Lol!! That was a good one!!!

  55. Jeremy Icanonlybme Benford April 23, 2015 at 4:57 pm - Reply

    Ctfu

  56. Cat Hampton April 23, 2015 at 12:54 pm - Reply

    OK…when is this going to be a JOKE?
    Im sorry I grew up loving Bruce Jenner, he was a olympic hero. He imspired me to want to run track and be great!
    I bought his Wheaties, even though they tasted like shit! I clapped when he won medals, I saw him as a sophisticated dapper athletci white man…..IT HURTS TO SEE A HERO DOING SHIT LIKE THIS FD, FOR REAL!

    Can you imagine this type of foolishness going on 10 years from now with Michael Jordan, or even Magic Johnson for Gods Sake?

    PLEASE LAWD OH PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE FOR HIM TO GET HIS OWN MONEY WITHOUT THE KARDSASHIANS!

    • nickie_redd April 23, 2015 at 2:12 pm - Reply

      transphobia is so 2010

      • Chris April 24, 2015 at 9:50 pm - Reply

        Thank you!

  57. Alyse Zachary April 23, 2015 at 4:17 pm - Reply

    That´s where Kylie gets it from yaaas Bruce slay!

  58. Lashanda Steele April 23, 2015 at 4:02 pm - Reply

    Lmao that dress tho

  59. Megan Torr April 23, 2015 at 3:56 pm - Reply

    Reilly Marie

  60. Orlanda Welch April 23, 2015 at 1:30 pm - Reply

    Oh I know Kris Jenner is hot because her lil perfect fake family has a crack in it LOL

  61. Renika J. Atkins April 23, 2015 at 6:16 am - Reply

    sigh if he gone do this his fashions need to be better….its not about just puttin on a dress ….you have to evoke and command a certain type of attention

    • nickie_redd April 23, 2015 at 2:13 pm - Reply

      so all women are dress like they goin to a ball at all time. i wish that we as women would star accepting transwomen as women not as men playing dress up.

  62. Amalysia Areola April 23, 2015 at 5:27 am - Reply

    Go Sacha

  63. Serena McKinney April 23, 2015 at 4:27 am - Reply

    Cody Reindahl

  64. Kalila Holmes April 23, 2015 at 3:33 am - Reply

    Candis

  65. Marjorie Brown April 23, 2015 at 3:19 am - Reply

    He looking like Brooke Shields

  66. Deborah E. Scott April 23, 2015 at 2:22 am - Reply

    Lol oh gawd

  67. Tiffany Cee April 23, 2015 at 2:21 am - Reply

    Tori Lee

  68. Cr R Smith April 23, 2015 at 2:19 am - Reply

    Now yall know that dress was made down to da McDonald´s by the HAMBERGLER

  69. Shon Lu April 23, 2015 at 1:34 am - Reply

    Rhonda Jackson

  70. Jameka Williams April 23, 2015 at 1:22 am - Reply

    U can buy a better dress then this look in Kim´s closet and pick u a fancy dress

  71. Brandon Lee April 23, 2015 at 1:10 am - Reply

    Yessss he(she´s) a starr Shanee Rivera. All jokes aside tho i think its great if this makes him happy he should be himself yessss

  72. Jourdan Jones April 23, 2015 at 12:59 am - Reply

    Agnes Jones

  73. Maiesha Vann April 23, 2015 at 12:58 am - Reply

    Amanda Sloan look

  74. Dawn Sumthandifferent Mitchell April 23, 2015 at 12:46 am - Reply

    Imma pray for him smh this really ridiculous i mean come on.now

  75. Ladyy LaTaryn Williams April 23, 2015 at 12:43 am - Reply

    Funky Dineva I love yo ass!!! Lmao

  76. Vaccaro´Woo´Hurst April 23, 2015 at 12:32 am - Reply

    Brandon Polk

  77. Danyaell Shawdae April 23, 2015 at 12:16 am - Reply

    Whomever is in that dress has titties.

    • uniqueone April 22, 2015 at 9:29 pm - Reply

      He got his breast done too girl!!!

  78. Danyaell Shawdae April 23, 2015 at 12:14 am - Reply

    You can´t tell if it Bruce Jenner or Whomever.

  79. Terri Ewing April 23, 2015 at 12:12 am - Reply

    Lane Bryant maxi dress

  80. Catalina Strahah April 22, 2015 at 11:44 pm - Reply

    Look at him work that dress doing that Angelina pose one leg out

  81. Katrina Bradley April 22, 2015 at 11:26 pm - Reply

    I always wanted to shop at 579 lol but I was a 11,12,13 back then

  82. Sharena Coffin April 22, 2015 at 11:00 pm - Reply

    Why Tamesha MeMe Chambers

  83. Cynthia Phara Pascal-Claude April 22, 2015 at 11:00 pm - Reply

    Yardley Claude-Greenless Micarlie Baptiste-White soooo se pou de bon, hein?

  84. Kimberly Williams April 22, 2015 at 10:44 pm - Reply

    Kindra 5-7-9 though??

  85. Anonymous April 22, 2015 at 6:29 pm - Reply

    That’s not him he dont have breast yet…fools

  86. Adria McCray April 22, 2015 at 10:26 pm - Reply

    Brucetta.

  87. Daphne Brown April 22, 2015 at 10:08 pm - Reply

    Devy Dev, did you see this

  88. Kalindra Long April 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm - Reply

    if that´s him, he looks better than most women who try to pull off maxi dresses. work, bruce! just unfortunate that he cannot get his story out before the vultures start trying to be first with the photos.

  89. Gretchen J Alphabet April 22, 2015 at 9:56 pm - Reply

    Anya Willoughby

  90. Tangela Stephens April 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm - Reply

    He called Bruce Jenner Ms. Bruce lol

  91. Tangela Stephens April 22, 2015 at 9:49 pm - Reply

    OH my Word

  92. Latoya Hudson April 22, 2015 at 9:49 pm -