Chile, the one moment when Tamar Braxton needed to be getting her life, and more over giving life, the child almost fell dead to da stage. Poor Tamar. I was not even there, and I can most likely tell you that it was due to exhaustion and or dehydration. Tamar is on her Love & War tour, and from what I hear, Mama has been putting on quite a show. Let’s not pretend like Tamar isn’t a woman of a “certain age.” If my grandma was alive, she would say “she needs to sit her ass down somewhere and rest.”
Feeling some type of way, Tamar issued the following statement via Instagram to her fans:
“I really felt like last night was #lightsout for me! I felt sooo bad I was shaking. I honestly couldn’t remember a lyric ( which is nothing new) a dance step (every night) but…I never lost my MYSELF where my body took over my mind and left me helpless. I wanted to stay but I couldn’t. I wanted to drink water and catch my breath but I couldn’t.”
“I was powerless and heartbroken.”
“I tried to get up and go back 3 times but I couldn’t move, talk, sing & worse, breathe. Not until I heard how after all that time past that you ALL was waiting for me no one left!”
“I GOT my life last night cause u gave it to me! I walked back on stage feeling defeated, frustrated, scared, VOICELESS and STILL u ALL excepted &still loved the REAL Tamar.”
“THAT is how my voice came back I had a TON of energy and you even sang every song until I could do it by myself!! I KNOW you love me for ME! I’ll never forget how u changed my life last night & you all have left me feeling that I will NEVER be the same! Thank you for saving me!”
Chile I guess. Her ass didn’t feel too heartbroken, she kept them peoples damn money. She could have gave them Las Vegas folks a voucher for the buffet or a free $20 play card. #IJS
So the story goes, while on the Love & War tour, on her stop here in Atlanta, The Braxton Sisters wanted to surprise Tamar. Well, their surprise came in the form of an ambush by Trina, Towanda, and Traci. The trio reportedly ran on the stage and started twerking during the middle of one of Tamar’s sets. Well “She” “It” or however Tamar likes to refer to herself these days did not take too kind to her sisters antics. Bae-Bae “The People” say when Tamar got back stage, she cussed them girls out something nasty, OKAY. “The People” say if Traci wasn’t as agile as a Cirque du Soleil dancer, that she would have caught a water bottle straight to the head. Chile….
In Tamar’s defense, y’all know one of my favorite sayings is “you can’t do wrong to a Mother F&cker, then tell them how mad to get”. For what it’s worth, Tamar has worked hard to not have to sing doo wop behind Toni Braxton in Reco Chapple fashions. She deserves a little respect. I bet her sisters will think twice before they run their asses up on her stage again.
Moral of the Story: Stay yo ass in yo seat!
Singing K. Michelle’s “Where they do that at…” Chile, the streets are talking. Word on the curb is Tamar & Vince have developed a pretty solid reputation for NOT paying folks. So much so, that Tamar’s stylist asked her for a contract in an effort to keep the business clean, and Tamar got all in her feelings and blasted the stylist on Instagram:
Seems to me that Tamar is the one acting Grand, feeling entitled to free services because she’s “Tamar Braxton”. Don’t help someone and then throw it in their face later. Furthermore, it is so UGLY to boast as if you “made” someone. We all needed help getting “put on” at one time or another. Tamar needs not forget that very first
dustpan CD of hers that did everything but sell. Would anyone like an original Tamar Braxton dust pan? OKAY, Someone helped her a$$ too…
Chile the stylist isn’t the only one not getting paid. Catch these T’s Continue reading
Hello may I speak to Barbara? Barbara this is Shirley, is Tamar there. Chile last night Tamar Braxton was a guest on WWHL and in her own words, she tried it. Let me first start off by saying Bravo Andy and them did try it by putting Tamar on the spot by confronting her about that GAWD AWFUL slingshot garbage bag contraption she wore at the Soul Train Awards.- I know there is a unemployed sissy somewhere who is now sewing for food. Moving on…
Now y’all know in the very beginning I did not feature Tamar Braxton AT ALL. Over time, and with the aid her album, she actually grew on me. I can’t even believe I’m about to articulate this publicly, but 3 out of 7 days in the week I live for her. That being said, currently I’m operating in one of the 4 out of 7 days where I don’t see it for her, and I needs to give this bish the business.
Let me tell you something Tamar, how dare you get your cake batter complected a$$ on TV and try to read us? Your soggy coochie and baggie ass left us all dazed and confused. That’s what the hell we were mad about. You were far from beat, you looked beat up. You looked no ways TIRED, and like you needed somewhere to lay your burdens DOWN. The only thing you did that night for the GAWDS was Lip Sync! The girls had been saying for years you wanted to be a contestant on RuPauls Drag Race, and I guess that night was your time to shine, outfit and all. All tea all shade, that outfit looked like them stockings that your mama would buy out the grocery store that comes in the little egg. Chile it looked like you pulled it out the pack, ironed some girl scout badges on it, and walked out on stage. Jesus saves and so does Vincent Herbert. Clearly Vince wasn’t around when you were prepping, because we all know that he would not have been having THAT. Truthfully Tamar, what you should have done was owned the outfit. Your response should have been as follows ” [a light white girl chuckle] ewww chile what was I thinking that night. I tried it! Y’all got me” THE END.
I still love you though. Check out A few scenes from Tamar on WHHL Continue reading
Listen, y’all can say whatever the hell y’all want to say about Tamar & Vince, but when it comes to this music, branding, and Tamar’s career, they know what the hell they are doing. With hot sugar being an up tempo track and Tamar’s infatuation with Beyonce and Lady Gaga, I was so expecting the Hot Sugar video to be very reminiscent of Beyonce circa 2009. Boy was I wrong. Yes Gawd Hunty! Tamar Braxton thought way outside the box and payed a sickening piece of artistic homage to the gays. Go in and let have bish!!! Yellow fish turnt it bish!!! check out this video and get you a piece of Hot Sugar! Continue reading
Iyanla Vanzant forget fixing my life, can you ‘fix my finances’? Yes Gawd. Chile Toni Braxton has been going through this second bankruptcy for forever and 3 days. The bankruptcy process started in 2010, and in the original paperwork, Toni & friends were claiming debt in the ball park of $50 million. Good gawd almighty, what what Oprah say? Toni had to be buying a whole lot of Gucci flatware to rack up that kind of debt. Catch these T’s, $150,000 made it all go away. That’s right, Toni owed $50 mil, but $150, 000 payed to the trustee wiped out all the debt. Talk about fixing your credit! Catch all these T’s Continue reading