So Damn Petty. Tamar Braxton Tries To Convince K. Michelle’s Management Not To Work With K. Michelle

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Chile Tamar Braxton knows she is just as petty as she wants to be. Just recently, Tamar tweeted “Who’s signed to Atomfactory”. [Read K. Michelle Reads Tamar Braxton’s Edges, Or Lack Thereof…]This was a slight dig at K. Michelle because Atomfactory Is where K.Michelle is signed for management.  The Gag is, Atomfactory is owned by once of Vince’s business partners named Troy. Troy is a executive producer on Braxton Family Values and The Tamar & Vince show. It gets better… Troy also helped manage Lady Gaga in conjunction with Vince. With that, I’m surprised Tamar even tweeted what she did, because the implication is that Atomfactory is some little no named, rinky dink,  bubble gum management team.  If Troy is part of the family perse’, why would Tamar even go there? These old hoes ain’t loyal.

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Well, Tamar wanted to use the family card to her advantage when she gave K. Michelle’s management a phone call and tried to convince them not to work with her.  Word on the curb is that Tamar went all in and was doing her best to get Atomfactory / Troy to change their mind about handling K. Michelle. How petty right? Oh baby, but there is more.

Tamar allegedly fired on of her band members because they posted K. Michelle as their Woman Crush Wednesday #WCW on social media. How petty? Just as long as buddy plays the hell out of his instrument while on the clock, Tamar needs not be worried about anything else. Who he crushes on in his private life, on his private time should not spill over into his work relationship with Tamar.  Told y’all she was real petty like. Ohhh baby, but there is more. Continue reading

K. Michelle Reads Tamar Braxton’s Edges, Or Lack Thereof…

Posted in Braxton Family Values, Complete Devastation To The Nation, LHH, LHHATL, reality tv

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Instead of worrying about who is signed where, Tamar needs to be worried about all those outstanding balances she and Vince owe all over L.A., and her sisters telling all her business to the whole Atlanta. As talented as Tamar Braxton is, she’s beginning to sound real Lil Kim like. What I mean by that is, whenever you hear Tamar’s name, it is in conjunction with K. Michelle. The whole Kim Nicki thing needs no explanation. Oh well, Tamar has the melted milkshake face thing in common with Lil Kim too. I guess those two are more alike than I thought. Nonetheless, Tamar was being petty, and the Queen of the Read, Miss K. Michelle got her ass right together.

Tamar must have been bored and thought it was a good idea to try and shade K. Michelle by tweeting “Anyone signed to Atomfactory?…” Atomfactory is were K. Michelle is now signed. The gag is though, Tamar’s former tour mate, John Legend is/was signed to Atomfactory. So clearly they are reputable. All jokes aside. I ain’t never heard of Atomfactory, but the point remains…

As much as I shade the sh!t out of Tamar, I really love her music, and I just want her to stick to that. K. Michelle really is a gay man named Laquan Monroe Balenciaga, and there is no winning when it comes to tongue wrestling with a gay man. In my Michael Jackson from The Wiz voice “you can’t win”. No tea no shade, Tamar’s edges look like the lace part on lace front wigs. Maybe Tamar can be a spokes person for Bosley Hair Institute????

Oh well…

Photo credit goes to BallerAlert.com – I was being lazy chile and they had the pictures layed out so nicely. Thanks Baller Alert. I love you guys…

 

Tamar Braxton Almost Falls Dead To Da Stage During Las Vegas Show

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Chile, the one moment when Tamar Braxton needed to be getting her life, and more over giving life, the child almost fell dead to da stage. Poor Tamar. I was not even there, and I can most likely tell you that it was due to exhaustion and or dehydration. Tamar is on her Love & War tour, and from what I hear, Mama has been putting on quite a show. Let’s not pretend like Tamar isn’t a woman of a “certain age.” If my grandma was alive, she would say “she needs to sit her ass down somewhere and rest.”

Feeling some type of way, Tamar issued the following statement via Instagram to her fans:

            “I really felt like last night was #lightsout for me! I felt sooo bad I was shaking. I honestly couldn’t remember a lyric ( which is nothing new) a dance step (every night) but…I never lost my MYSELF where my body took over my mind and left me helpless. I wanted to stay but I couldn’t. I wanted to drink water and catch my breath but I couldn’t.”

“I was powerless and heartbroken.”

“I tried to get up and go back 3 times but I couldn’t move, talk, sing & worse, breathe. Not until I heard how after all that time past that you ALL was waiting for me no one left!”

“I GOT my life last night cause u gave it to me! I walked back on stage feeling defeated, frustrated, scared, VOICELESS and STILL u ALL excepted &still loved the REAL Tamar.”

“THAT is how my voice came back I had a TON of energy and you even sang every song until I could do it by myself!! I KNOW you love me for ME! I’ll never forget how u changed my life last night & you all have left me feeling that I will NEVER be the same! Thank you for saving me!”

Chile I guess. Her ass didn’t feel too heartbroken, she kept them peoples damn money. She could have gave them Las Vegas folks a voucher for the buffet or a free $20 play card. #IJS

Tamar Braxton Cusses Out Sisters And Throws A Water Bottle At Traci For Rushing The Stage

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So the story goes, while on the Love & War tour, on her stop here in Atlanta, The Braxton Sisters wanted to surprise Tamar. Well, their surprise came in the form of an ambush by Trina, Towanda, and Traci. The trio reportedly ran on the stage and started twerking during the middle of one of Tamar’s sets. Well “She” “It” or however Tamar likes to refer to herself these days did not take too kind to her sisters antics. Bae-Bae “The People” say when Tamar got back stage, she cussed them girls out something nasty, OKAY. “The People” say if Traci wasn’t as agile as a Cirque du Soleil dancer, that she would have caught a water bottle straight to the head. Chile….

In Tamar’s defense, y’all know one of my favorite sayings is “you can’t do wrong to a Mother F&cker, then tell them how mad to get”. For what it’s worth, Tamar has worked hard to not have to sing doo wop behind Toni Braxton in Reco Chapple fashions. She deserves a little respect. I bet her sisters will think twice before they run their asses up on her stage again.

Moral of the Story: Stay yo ass in yo seat!

Tamar Braxton Not Paying Her People. Now She’s Mad That They Are Asking Her For A Contract

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Singing K. Michelle’s “Where they do that at…” Chile, the streets are talking. Word on the curb is Tamar & Vince have developed a pretty solid reputation for NOT paying folks. So much so, that Tamar’s stylist asked her for a contract in an effort to keep the business clean, and Tamar got all in her feelings and blasted the stylist on Instagram:
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tamar-braxton-album_thelavalizardSeems to me that Tamar is the one acting Grand, feeling entitled to free services because she’s “Tamar Braxton”.  Don’t help someone and then throw it in their face later. Furthermore, it is so UGLY to boast as if you “made” someone. We all needed help getting “put on” at one time or another. Tamar needs not forget that very first dustpan  CD of hers that did everything but sell. Would anyone like an original Tamar Braxton dust pan? OKAY, Someone helped her a$$ too…

Chile the stylist isn’t the only one not getting paid. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Tamar Braxton Loosing Her Eyesight And Suffering From Dementia. Say’s We’re Mad Because She’s BEAT

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Hello may I speak to Barbara? Barbara this is Shirley, is Tamar there. Chile last night Tamar Braxton was a guest on WWHL and in her own words, she tried it. Let me first start off by saying Bravo Andy and them did try it by putting Tamar on the spot by confronting her about that GAWD AWFUL slingshot garbage bag contraption she wore at the Soul Train Awards.- I know there is a unemployed sissy somewhere who is now sewing for food. Moving on…

Now y’all know in the very beginning I did not feature Tamar Braxton AT ALL. Over time, and with the aid her album, she actually grew on me. I can’t even believe I’m about to articulate this publicly, but 3 out of 7 days in the week I live for her. That being said, currently I’m operating in one of the 4 out of 7 days where I don’t see it for her, and I needs to give this bish the business.

Let me tell you something Tamar, how dare you get your cake batter complected a$$ on TV and try to read us? Your soggy coochie and baggie ass left us all dazed and confused. That’s what the hell we were mad about. You were far from beat, you looked beat up. You looked no ways TIRED, and like you needed somewhere to lay your burdens DOWN. The only thing you did that night for the GAWDS was Lip Sync! The girls had been saying for years you wanted to be a contestant on RuPauls Drag Race, and I guess that night was your time to shine, outfit and all. All tea all shade, that outfit looked like them stockings that your mama would buy out the grocery store that comes in the little egg. Chile it looked like you pulled it out the pack, ironed some girl scout badges on it, and walked out on stage. Jesus saves and so does Vincent Herbert. Clearly Vince wasn’t around when you were prepping, because we all know that he would not have been having THAT. Truthfully Tamar, what you should have done was owned the outfit. Your response should have been as follows ” [a light white girl chuckle] ewww chile what was I thinking that night. I tried it! Y’all got me” THE END.

I still love you though. Check out A few scenes from Tamar on WHHL Continue reading