Kriss Jenner’s Got A New Cookbook, But Who Wants To Cook Like This B!tch?

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Kris Jenner is known for a lot of things, but I never knew cooking to be one of them. Quiet as its kept, I don’t believe this heffa has cooked a dinner a day in her damn life. She strikes me as the type of mother that stopped by Boston Market on the way her way home from soccer practice. If you really want to know the truth about it, I was done with this b!tch and this book when she got her ass Good Morning America this morning and attempted to make soup. Do you know this heffa told the people to go to the grocery store, buy a pre cooked chicken, shred it, and boil it in water in an attempt to make a broth? Now how the hell are you going to pull any juice out of an already cooked chicken? Chile, if you ask me, I don’t half think this heffa wrote this damn cookbook. Then again, with her trying to repurpose a rotisserie chicken, she probably did write it. Only someone who does not know their was around the kitchen would try to repurpose a chicken for broth.

Anyway, I’m not convinced Kris Jenner has the Midas Touch when it comes to her personal brand. We just don’t see it for her! She had a talk show that nobody watched, and now she’s got a cookbook that no one is going to buy. What the hell she needs to do is sit her ass down somewhere and spoil her grand baby. Kim & Kanye, if you know like I know, you better pack little North West’s meals before you drop her off to grandmas house.

Thoughts?

Nigeria and Boko Haram Agree on Ceasefire and Release of 200 Girls

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I never quite knew what the entire situation surrounding the kidnapping of hundreds of Nigerian girls, and the “Bring Our Girls Back” campaign. However, I did follow the situation attentively enough to know that the young girls were still being held captive.

According to the NY Post:

Under massive global pressure, the militant Nigerian Islamist group Boko Haram has agreed to release more than 200 schoolgirls they kidnapped earlier this year, military officials announced Friday.

Nigerian officials announced that the insurgents agreed to a truce with government forces and will free the students after holding them in a remote forest since their abduction six months ago, according to reports.
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“We are inching closer to release of all groups in captivity, including the Chibok girls,” Omeri told the BBC.

“We are monitoring the news with huge expectations,” members of the Bring Back Our Girls campaign said in a tweet on Friday.

Nigerian officials said that the girls are in good condition and have not been physically harmed.

EXCLUSIVE: R&B Divas L.A. Fires Puerto Rican Mute Claudette Ortiz

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R&B Divas LA has been green lit to shoot season 3, and production will commence without the Puerto Rican mute Claudette Ortiz. That’s right, non speaking Ortiz has been given her walking papers. Quiet as it kept, and I’ve said this before, I don’t know how Claudette made the roster in the first place. Quite frankly, with her very short-lived career and meager contribution to music history, Claudette is as far away from being a true R&B Diva as people in hell are far a way from ice water. I mean seriously, her group City High had two hits, and she was a featured artist on a Wyclef track. I promise you, I am not trying to go in on Claudette, I actually like Claudette, I’m just keeping it real.

The word on the curb is that Claudette get let go because she was making extra demands without realizing she was hanging on by a wing and a prayer , and was the most boring cast member on the show.  The Powers that be were somewhat insulted, and told Ortiz and her demands to take a long walk off a short pier. It’s rumored that Claudette was asking for an increased styling allowance and other miscellaneous superficial request.  Lowkey, TvOne should have granted her request for an increased styling budget. Claudette stayed walking around looking like a high school student going to check their locker. Oh Well…

Prior to R&B Divas LA, Claudette shared with us that she was borderline homeless. I hope Claudette does not have to return to using that ‘caramel completion’ to make ends meet. Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills. With all those damn children, in the words of Precious’s mama, “you better take your ass down to the welfare!” I hate that this happen to Claudette, solely because she needs the exposure, and moreover the check. However, the net effect to the show will be ZERO. She wasn’t contributing anything anyway. Filming starts in about a week, and I’m being told that production is scrambling to find a replacement. Hopefully they are able to secure a true R&B singer with a rich history, a catalog of music, and a story. We shall see… I’ll most definitely keep you guys posted.

Who would you like to see join the cast of R&B Divas LA?

T.D. Jakes Plans To Take Jeezy To Court

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Oprah’s favorite Bishop is not happy with Young Jizzle from the bottom of the map. T.D. Jakes has announced that he plans to take legal action against Jeezy over an unauthorized sample of Jakes’ sermon called “Don’t Let The Chatter Stop You” that is featured on Jeezy’s song “Holy Ghost” remix, featuring Kendrick Lamar.

Jakes has not publicly expressed what exactly is his suing for, but the Bishop took to his Facebook page to announce the upcoming lawsuit:

“SPECIAL NOTICE: The ‘Holy Ghost’ remix by Jeezy featuring Kendrick Lamar was produced without the knowledge or consent of TD Jakes, TDJ Enterprises, Dexterity Music or its associated companies. We are taking the necessary legal actions to stop the unauthorized use of T.D. Jakes’ intellectual property.”

Now, ya’ll know you can’t sample or use any pastor’s voice without giving them their 10% for God. You know some of the leaders of the church are worse than Sallie Mae and the IRS combined when it comes to snatching the money that folds –not jingle. Check out the sample below (right in the beginning of the song):

SCRATCH & SNIFF: Which Is Worse, Teairra Marí’s Itchy Kitty or Her Attitude?

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Listen y’all, I got the house this morning sometime after 1am. After crawling in bed, Love & Hip Hop Hollywood was on tv, and I figured I’d watch it until I fell asleep. Let me be the first person to say, I AM NOT HERE FOR TEAIRRA MARI and her antics AT ALL. And why the hell is spelling her name so damn complicated? Ghetto a$$. Let me tell y’all something, this R&B Divas hopeful is trying so hard to avoid ending up on TV One’s UNSUNG, that she is turning up for the sake of turning up and making an ass out of herself as she goes. Quiet as its kept, if she ran a rag between her legs as vigorously as she ran her mouth, perhaps she wouldn’t need pills & potions, powders & creams, to cool that fire that’s rolllin in her deep! Ya Feel me (Lil Scappy voice)

It saddens me that we now live in a time where cutting up on a reality tv show is everyone’s way out of the hood. Thanks a lot Evelyn Lozada! You really paved the way. While I’m on “making it out of the hood”, is it me, or is Teairra Mari homeless? Love & Hip Hop Hollywood opens up with Teairra talmbout she is “house sitting.” Girl bye! That is code for “I ain’t got no place to stay.” Have y’all notice that thus far, she has been in a permanent state of “house sitting”, and ain’t been home yet? Chile and you wonder why Ray J stop messing with her. Her “boom box” got that super bass and she ain’t got no business about herself. All things constant, I guess I’d have a bad attitude too.

If Teairra thinks one time that she is going to be the Joseline Hernandez of Hollywood, she might as well hang it up. No tea no shade, the guys on LHHH are far more interesting than the girls, and are overshadowing them at the moment. I honestly was expecting Teairra to come on this show, and NOT give the people what they were expecting. Rumors of Teairra having an atrocious attitude have plague her for years. All jokes aside, industry insiders always make mention of how the label had BIG PLANS for Rihanna & Teairra at the same time. However, the opted to drop Teairra because of her bad a$$ attitude. Chile I guess. On second thought, not having any real tangible musical talent, I guess turning up for a check is her only option at this point. Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills!

Here’s what we know, if the reality tv stuff does not work out for Miss Mari, she can always go be a spokesperson for Vagisil and Monistat, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. Ewww chile, how embarrassing. BYE!

 

Can We Get A 90s R&B Singers Fundraiser Going? Maxine from En Vogue and RL from Next Both File For Bankruptcy.

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Chile these 90s stars are not doing right with their money, earlier this year it came out that Jasmine Guy and Vannessa Williams both old the IRS and were getting slapped with liens, now Maxine –formally of En Vogue and the front man from the group Next –RL are filing for Bankruptcy.

A few years ago, Maxine left En Vogue and joined Dawn Robinson on team “I use to be in En Vogue, so I’m going to book shows under the name En Vogue,” so because Cindy and Terry were still booking shows under the name En Vogue it was causing confusion for promoters (as far as who would show up) all four decided to go to court. Dawn & Maxine v. Terry & Cindy ended in Dawn and Maxine losing their case and being told by the judge to stop using the group’s name. Because of this, Maxine claims that she was over $100,000 in debt.

Her debts include $212,000 for her house, $22,000 in California taxes, $17,000 in lawyer fees and $539 on her Victoria Secret credit card (might as well be sexy while flopping.) She and Dawn are filing for appeal to use the En Vogue name again… because that is so much easier than putting on your big girl VS panties and working it out with the other group members like adults…

RL asked in the 1999 hit song “The Best Man I Can Be” ‘what can a brother do for me?’ hopefully give his ass a loan to pay off his debts. According to the Jasmine BRAND, RL filed bankruptcy in Gerogia Federal Court claiming he only had $50 in cash and $3500 in assets with $116,132.00 owed to creditors. His debt includes $6,000 in back child support, $49,000 owed to the IRS and $61,000 owed to American Express. RL claims that he only made $5,000 in 2013 and earned nothing in 2011 & 2012. His claims his assets are at $2,950 – this includes clothes, a computer, a dining room set, recording equipment and a bedroom set.

Accoriding to his rep, he was robbed by his accountant years ago for a “substantial” amount of money and the accountant is now deceased.

And I thought my debt to Sallie Mae was a lot…