Y’all know me. I’m quick to take “the church” or the Bible to task. Not in an attempt to disrespect or offend, but in an effort to promote people to think just a little bit. There is nothing worse than someone who lacks the ability to think and is just regurgitating some redundant cycle babble that’s been passed down in the form of story for generations. It makes my blood boil. For the record, I for one believes in GOD. However, I do not believe in organized religion AT ALL. But, if i did, I would think logically enough to know that I cant pick and choose which parts of the Bible I want to take literally and which parts are subject to personal interpretation. It’s all or nothing.
If the Bible is supposed to be god’s law perse’, then I’m pretty sure he was finite in his thinking and didn’t give us a road map to life that is subject to interpretation. That being said, all you Bible Thumpers, before you throw out another Bible verse in an attempt to get someone together, note that according to YOUR Bible and the rules set forth by it, every single last one of us is going to hell.
Leviticus Chapter 11.
It tells you what foods you should not eat. I wonder how many people eat pork and certain sea foods.? Or Foods not prepared according to the bible?
One of illegitimate birth shall not enter the assembly of the LORD; even to the tenth generation none of his descendants shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
In other words, if a child is born illegitimately, they are excluded from being a part of the congregation. Not only that but also all their descendants for 10 generations.
I do wonder who kept track of this data.
If we followed this law the black church would have no one it. ~ literalbibleblogspot.Com Continue reading
Rapper Trina said if she could do it all over again, she’d be f&ckin by the time she was ten, cause she’s the baddest b!tch. For some odd reason, I don’t think she was telling the truth. However, some fast tail girl in Britain was feeling her inner Trina and has become one of the youngest parents in Britain. Additionally, she sent her mother directly to the history books by making her the youngest grandmothers at 27. The parents, mother 12, father 13 both need their asses beat if you ask me. The gag of it all is that the young mother got impregnated while in elementary school. Chile, y’all better be concerned about y’all daughters growing hair on their stuff in the 2nd grade, and needing deodorant in kindergarten. Continue reading
Nessa girl!!!! Hold my mule so I can shout. I’m so over you church folks and y’all pastors. First Eddie Long was plunging boys up the poo poo chute with his man of god, then Deitrick Haddon and his big ole holy ghost were blasted across the net for all the world to see. Now, Grammy award winning singer and pastor Charles Jenkins has been put on blast by a scorned lover. Is it me, or is there more scorned messy women in the church house than there is on the Jerry Springer show? Honestly, what would Jesus do?
Now I ain’t one to gossip, and lord knows I don’t keep up mess in the church. I was minding my business when I got yet another email containing the picture. I was again minding my own business when fellow blogger Williams McCray hit me up talking about the goings on in the church house. William is more of usher board #1 material than I’ll ever be, so if you want the full story, including the background on Pastor Jenkins, head on over to Obnoxioustv’s Blog
In the meantime, if you want to see what the pastor is packing, or isn’t packing in his case, see below. Catch these t’s. Continue reading
Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene
Enough to Wanna Scream and Holla: Ain’t Nothing But The Baby Momma Drama!
Chile, The Game is having the worst month ever and all the drama is surrounding the beef between him and his ex-fiancé Ms. Tiffney Cambridge. Allegations of domestic violence, alleged sexual affairs with reality stars, (here’s a hint, it ain’t Khole Kardashian!) and restraining orders. Catch all mindboggling, juicy drama after the break…
All this shenanigans surrounding Jayceon Taylor and his ex-fiance Tiffney Cambridge reminds me of one of my favorite albums “Ghetto Hymns” by Dave Hollister, it’s so much going on in this saga, and you might need a stiff drink afterwards! Let’s get into it, shall we.
A few Weeks ago Tiffney filed a police report claiming that The Game attacked her on March 19th, after an argument between the two of them turn violent. According to TMZ, Tiffney was hit repeatedly in the face by The Game injuring her eye socket and breaking her nose! LA Law Enforcement took pictures of the injuries and launched a full investigation. The Game initially said “I don’t want to give fuel to these false accusations, but the truth will definitely come out. I am always looking out for my children’s safety and have never laid a hand on Tiffney.” That was on April 4th, since then things have been out of control. Continue reading
Yea yea I’ve been gone for two weeks and has not updated the site. Get over it, I’m back now. That being said, while on my two week mental retreat, my random a$$ mind pondered upon all sorts of random ish. One of my controversial posts that stirred much debate was my thoughts about people who ask for a cup of hot water to stick their utensils in while at public restaurants. I am of the mindset that people who do this are GHETTO, country as hell, and quite frankly stupid. Additionally I think people who do this totally lack the ability to think critically. If they did, they would totally realize that this practice makes no sense. In the area of germ prevention and sanitation, is a futile effort. My exact sentiments were:
If you are one of those ghetto bitches who asks for a cup of hot water to stick your utensils in at restaurants, I’ll never go out to eat with you and quite frankly thinks you’re stupid! Why not just ask for a bucket oh hot water to stick the plate, salt shakers, the cook, and the waitress’s in. Better yet, just stick the damn food in it too while you’re at it!
152 comments later, it was evident that there was a divide amongst those who agree with me and those who have incorporated this practice into their public dining routine. I stand by my thoughts that people who do this are just tacky. Here’s why… Continue reading
Chile looking at Aretha Franklin act like a sloppy 6th grader makes me feel like there is no hope for women getting along on reality tv. If in reality, the Queen of Soul can be this petty while camera’s are rolling, we might as well hang it up for RHOA.
The White House held a “Women of Soul” event over the weekend, where Jill Scott, Janelle Monae, Aretha Franklin, Patti LaBelle, and Ariana Grande attended. Patti reached out to grab Aretha’s arm, and Aretha jerked her arm away. Watch the shade below.
Now Pattie Labelle would have been wrong had she jumped across a table like Evelyn did right? Let me see y’all go in on Aretha the way y’all do the petty broads on television…