****Singing to the melody of Beyonce’s ‘Get Me Bodied” **** “I don’t care I’m doing me tonight, a lil head ain’t never hurt nobody.” Chile that’s what 22-year old substitute teacher Symone Greene thought until she got caught sucking dick down to da school. Mama hit her knees and went to work on an 18-year old football player in her classroom immediately following a pep-rally. To top things off, this was Greene’s FIRST DAY OF WORK. Chile miss thing didn’t waist no time putting in overtime. Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty. What baffles me the most is, who the hell wants to suck football player after a pep-rally dick? It’s been some years since I last walked the halls of a high-school, but if my memory serves me correctly, at pep-rally’s, the players have on some variation of their uniforms, are running and jumping around, and working up a funk. Quiet as its kept, If I was gonna suck any dick in the school house, it would have had to have been before the morning announcements, and not no damn pep rally.
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Well, another one bites the dust. Just when I thought we had a reality television show out there with semi classy Black women who were doing positive things, Geneva Thomas had to haul off and bust Melyssa Ford in the head with a vodka bottle. That’s right! according to reports, Melyssa Ford had to be taken to the hospital where she received 3 staples to close the wound in her head. Additionally she cut her foot on some broken glass. The assault happened Tuesday night (10/21/14) on a boat while the cameras were rolling for season 2 of Blood Sweat & Heels.
Geneva was arrested, as she should have been. I’ve got a feeling she’ll probably be fired and sued. Y’all better learn from Da Brat and the stint she did in prison. You cannot just go around busting people in the head with bottles. Especially if they still have liquor in them! Hell, do y’all know what a bottle of Ciroc goes for these days?
I wonder what set Geneva off? That girl probably got tired of y’all saying she looks like Wesley Snipes and snapped!
Kris Jenner is known for a lot of things, but I never knew cooking to be one of them. Quiet as its kept, I don’t believe this heffa has cooked a dinner a day in her damn life. She strikes me as the type of mother that stopped by Boston Market on the way her way home from soccer practice. If you really want to know the truth about it, I was done with this b!tch and this book when she got her ass Good Morning America this morning and attempted to make soup. Do you know this heffa told the people to go to the grocery store, buy a pre cooked chicken, shred it, and boil it in water in an attempt to make a broth? Now how the hell are you going to pull any juice out of an already cooked chicken? Chile, if you ask me, I don’t half think this heffa wrote this damn cookbook. Then again, with her trying to repurpose a rotisserie chicken, she probably did write it. Only someone who does not know their was around the kitchen would try to repurpose a chicken for broth.
Anyway, I’m not convinced Kris Jenner has the Midas Touch when it comes to her personal brand. We just don’t see it for her! She had a talk show that nobody watched, and now she’s got a cookbook that no one is going to buy. What the hell she needs to do is sit her ass down somewhere and spoil her grand baby. Kim & Kanye, if you know like I know, you better pack little North West’s meals before you drop her off to grandmas house.
I never quite knew what the entire situation surrounding the kidnapping of hundreds of Nigerian girls, and the “Bring Our Girls Back” campaign. However, I did follow the situation attentively enough to know that the young girls were still being held captive.
According to the NY Post:
Under massive global pressure, the militant Nigerian Islamist group Boko Haram has agreed to release more than 200 schoolgirls they kidnapped earlier this year, military officials announced Friday.
Nigerian officials announced that the insurgents agreed to a truce with government forces and will free the students after holding them in a remote forest since their abduction six months ago, according to reports.
“We are inching closer to release of all groups in captivity, including the Chibok girls,” Omeri told the BBC.
“We are monitoring the news with huge expectations,” members of the Bring Back Our Girls campaign said in a tweet on Friday.
Nigerian officials said that the girls are in good condition and have not been physically harmed.
R&B Divas LA has been green lit to shoot season 3, and production will commence without the Puerto Rican mute Claudette Ortiz. That’s right, non speaking Ortiz has been given her walking papers. Quiet as it kept, and I’ve said this before, I don’t know how Claudette made the roster in the first place. Quite frankly, with her very short-lived career and meager contribution to music history, Claudette is as far away from being a true R&B Diva as people in hell are far a way from ice water. I mean seriously, her group City High had two hits, and she was a featured artist on a Wyclef track. I promise you, I am not trying to go in on Claudette, I actually like Claudette, I’m just keeping it real.
The word on the curb is that Claudette get let go because she was making extra demands without realizing she was hanging on by a wing and a prayer , and was the most boring cast member on the show. The Powers that be were somewhat insulted, and told Ortiz and her demands to take a long walk off a short pier. It’s rumored that Claudette was asking for an increased styling allowance and other miscellaneous superficial request. Lowkey, TvOne should have granted her request for an increased styling budget. Claudette stayed walking around looking like a high school student going to check their locker. Oh Well…
Prior to R&B Divas LA, Claudette shared with us that she was borderline homeless. I hope Claudette does not have to return to using that ‘caramel completion’ to make ends meet. Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills. With all those damn children, in the words of Precious’s mama, “you better take your ass down to the welfare!” I hate that this happen to Claudette, solely because she needs the exposure, and moreover the check. However, the net effect to the show will be ZERO. She wasn’t contributing anything anyway. Filming starts in about a week, and I’m being told that production is scrambling to find a replacement. Hopefully they are able to secure a true R&B singer with a rich history, a catalog of music, and a story. We shall see… I’ll most definitely keep you guys posted.
Who would you like to see join the cast of R&B Divas LA?
Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene
Oprah’s favorite Bishop is not happy with Young Jizzle from the bottom of the map. T.D. Jakes has announced that he plans to take legal action against Jeezy over an unauthorized sample of Jakes’ sermon called “Don’t Let The Chatter Stop You” that is featured on Jeezy’s song “Holy Ghost” remix, featuring Kendrick Lamar.
Jakes has not publicly expressed what exactly is his suing for, but the Bishop took to his Facebook page to announce the upcoming lawsuit:
“SPECIAL NOTICE: The ‘Holy Ghost’ remix by Jeezy featuring Kendrick Lamar was produced without the knowledge or consent of TD Jakes, TDJ Enterprises, Dexterity Music or its associated companies. We are taking the necessary legal actions to stop the unauthorized use of T.D. Jakes’ intellectual property.”
Now, ya’ll know you can’t sample or use any pastor’s voice without giving them their 10% for God. You know some of the leaders of the church are worse than Sallie Mae and the IRS combined when it comes to snatching the money that folds –not jingle. Check out the sample below (right in the beginning of the song):