Chile, you girls are getting carried away with these Vine videos. I can’t take it no more hunty. Y’all get into miss girl serving Sherman Clump realness. Miss thing said she’s got so much BAWDY that it isn’t a party, but more like an EXTRAVAGANZA! Prepare to laugh your a$$ off
While doing promo for this current season of Saturday Night Live, when asked about what the show will do when the need to spoof a black female character arises, Kenan Thompson told TVGuide.com, “I don’t know. We just haven’t done them.” He added, “Maybe [Jay Pharaoh] will do it or something, but even he doesn’t really want to do it.”
Thompson blames the lack of quality black female comedians. “It’s just a tough part of the business,” he tells TV Guide. “Like in auditions, they just never find ones that are ready.”
Well some female actresses/comedians are not featuring what Miss Kenan had to say at all. These funny women put together a rather funny montage of clips, mocking some of pop cultures biggest stars just as SNL would. The end result is a gut busting ball of laughter. Check out the video. Continue reading
Chile, reading the title alone had me furious, and then I watched it… Catch these T’s Continue reading
Listen, for some odd reason, some friends and I were riding in the car this weekend and somehow we ended up watching a clip from the season finale of R&B Divas Atlanta on my Iphone. Chile I do not remember the argument between Syleena Johnson and Nicci Gilbert being as funny as it was, but that thang was funty hunty! OKAY. Chile, Syleena told Madea, and I quote
“I know you ain’t talking spongebob with that wack a$$ outfit you got on. Bish you super wack. Yes I’m a bish. A bish thats better than you, a bish that’s cuter than you, and that’s more pulled up than you bish, and you hate it”
If that wasn’t enough to have you dead to the bed, Syleena went on to tell that Uhaul
“You’re a hot mess, and your lips look like a baboons a$$”
“You’re gonna look a mess with those black gums and all, and those knock a$$ knees”
Chile you would have thought this clip was a Vine video because we watched it over and over again. Go a head and get 911 on your speed dial because you are going to fall dead to da bead after reliving this! Continue reading
Chile somebody has it out for Miss Britney Spears. If y’all thought Kim Zolciak sounded like a baboon in heat, y’all have not heard Brittney Spears. Chile certain things are better left unheard. Britney Spears actual singing voice has been making its way around the internet as of late in the form of what’s allegedly an isolated vocal track from a 2001 Las Vegas concert.
If you are at work, i suggest you put some headphones on RIGHT NOW, or turn the volume down. Catch these T’s Continue reading
Chile Deitrick Haddon ain’t as saved as he says he is. Last night I was sitting at the dinner table with Quad Lunceford (Married to Medicine) & Michelle Brown (Straight From The A) enjoying a glass of wine. We had just left the movie premiere of 12 years a slave (great movie btw) and needed to debrief. As we are discussing the movie, my attention was called to my cell phone. A picture of a big ole “smoked sausage” and a shirtless picture of a man had popped up on my screen. The pictures were from some email address I did not recognize. Immediately following, I receive a text that read “Deitrick Haddon from Preachers of LA TEA” At that moment at had to put that damn wine glass down and put my work hat on. I responded to the unknown number with a text asking who were they. The person on the other end of the phone responded “Simone the woman he cheated on his first wife with”. At that moment I had to pull my prayer cloth out and my blessed oil. Here it is I was at the restaurant to have a couple glasses of wine and now I was guzzling tea!
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