Ohh baby!! When I was a young girl, I had the hugest crush on Immature. I use to think that Marques Houston was singing to me on ‘I Will Never Lie’. Unfortunately, this group’s career went out of the window once puberty hit. For some reason, after those voices dropped, their songs didn’t sound too good. I guess those royalty checks are starting to dry up and the fellas decided they would take another stab at stardom. Welcome Marques Houston, Kelly, and Michelle. Real talk, we might as well call Romeo & LDB Latavia & Latavia because neither one of them can sing.
I pressed play on this track because I was hoping and wishing that it would give me some sort of renewed life. ughhhh I was wrong. The song is totally over produced. Marques Houston already has a nasally voice and now he’s got the nerve to be singing through the Auto Tunes machine. ugh. And another thing, for this to be a comeback record, who the hell styled them in this last season blend of H&M?
Listen, I just fell out all over this here dinning room table looking at Rick Ross’s new video for the song ‘If They Knew’ featuring K. Michelle. There is a scene in the video where the duo is inside the laundromat doing their thing. At one point, K. Michelle turns around and just starts swinging all that ass from left to right and I was so tickled by it. I don’t know if I’m more amused by the fact that she is dancing in the laundromat, or because she is wearing a majorette uniform while doing it. I know we all put on whatever we can find that is clean on laundry day, but really K. Michelle? lol
Y’all know I’m from Miami, FL, so I’m going to represent hard for Rick Ross. If y’all didn’t know, Rick Ross and I both attended Miami Carol City Senior Highas well. He’s much older than me though. We were not there at the same time. Anyway, check out the video. I hope you find it as strangely humorous as I did.
Listen, for the life of me, I could not tell you what the hell Teyana Taylor did. We first got introduced to Teyana Taylor in 2007 when she appeared on MTV’s ‘My Super Sweeet Sixteen‘. Since then she has been tootsie rollin her ass across my tv and my Twitter and I could not understand what the hell for. I swear for Lord she was another Kim Kardashian, overly famous for no got damn reason. Mama’s got Adidas’s endorsement deals, spreads in Elle Magazine, and access to high-powered celebrity circles, and all the while, most of us were wondering why? Well effective 2 nights ago, I found out that Teyana Taylor is an R&B singer. Much to my surprise, she is a pretty damn good one. While riding in the car with 2 friends to grab pizza, my homegirl had Teyana playing in the background. I was feeling the vibe, so I asked my homegirl to turn the radio up. Upon pumping the volume, my homegirls says “this is Teyana Taylor“. At that moment, I started to get out the car and walk in the middle of traffic. I was so shocked that something so masterful was coming from someone who I seemingly thought had no talent. I’ll be the first person to say I owe Teyana Taylor the biggest apology. For years, whenever I have heard this girls name, I’ve rolled my eyes, sucked my teeth, and dismissed her. I’m here to let y’all know that I am now checking for this young woman, and I am checking HARD!
In this musical climate of pop bubble gum bullsh!t, I totally was expecting Teyana Taylor to be some cross between Nicki Minaj and Kim Zolziak, much to my surprise, Mama is giving me all kind of soul singer, around the way girl, 90′s R&B tease. She is the one! It makes me proud to see artist like Teyana Taylor proving that R&B is not dead. Now it took Teyana forever and a day to put this damn album out, but you can’t rush perfection. For all the years we doubted this young lady, this Album right here is sure to have all of us eating our words.
Check out Teyana Taylor’s debut album “VII’ below and let me know what you think. Continue reading →
I would like to take a moment to pay a sickening piece of HOMAGE to the Queen Mutha, Diana Ross, better known as The Boss. Bitch last night, Diana Ross was so right, she turned emotions on and off, and she taught y’all who was THE BOSS. For all you young girls who might not understand, that was a play off of some of Miss Ross’s famed lyrics to the song ‘The Boss’. Don’t worry, I’ll plug the song at the end of the post.
Diana Ross was tapped to present for the first time ever the Dick Clark Award of Excellence. The first recipient of the award was Taylor Swift, but chile wasn’t anyone checking for her. Though this Taylor’s moment, all of the energy in the room was focused on the one who could command your attention like non other, Miss Ross. The AMA’s couldn’t have chosen a better person to present this award, aside from the fact that her celebrity upstaged Taylor Swift. That’s alright though, Taylor’s used to be upstaged while on staged. LOL
Check out more pics of Miss Ross from the AMA’s and pay HOMAGE to Miss Ross while listening to my favorite song by her ‘The Boss’. Continue reading →
(That’s some regal, Black Love in that picture, isn’t it?) The days of T.O.N.Y. are now over for the baby Knowles! (T.O.N.Y. stands for: The Other Night whY, for those who aren’t familiar with her music)
Congrats are in order for Solange and her longtime love Alan Ferguson, the two tied the knot on Sunday in New Orleans, Louisiana, where the couple has resided, along with Solange’s 10-year-old son, Juelz (from a previous marriage) since 2013. The 28-year-old singer received a birthday gift of a lifetime when 51-year-old Alan asked for her hand in marriage on her birthday this past June, while vacationing in the Caribbean. The lovebirds dated for five years and she even credits him for giving her a sense of balance in her personal life.
The theme was all shades of white, not only were the bride and groom looking great in their ivory jumpsuit and white tux, but every guest was dressed in some shade of white (best dressed goes to Ms. Tina Knowles, she was snatched and highly favored. AMEN!) Solange and Alan arrived to their wedding in the Bywater district riding white painted bicycles with white roses in the basket of the bike that Solange rode on. Solange’s jumpsuit was made by Stephane Rolland and Alan’s white suit was by Lanvin. Of course the family was there to support Solo and Alan on their big day -her mother, Ms. Tina Knowles and her beau, actor Richard Lawson, the entire Carter clan was in attendance and naturally, Solange’s son Daniel Smith Jr., affectionately known as Juelz, was there on his mom’s big day. (No Matthew wasn’t there, y’all know he wasn’t allowed at these type of functions, especially since his new found baby mother used to be Solange’s “friend” Bye trifling, stay home with your wife!) Notable absent was Kelly Rowland, who was a bridesmaid at Solange first wedding -but as you know, she just gave birth to her baby boy Titan, so no one expected her to be there while getting adjusted to motherhood. Also missing Michelle Williams, auntie is probably booked to capacity with the success of her new show on Oxygen “Fix My Choir” (I swear on Black “hair like wool” Jesus, this is not shade.) Continue reading →
Nessa Girl, I was down to da bar, and couldn’t even enjoy my drank good, because Chris Brown wants to get his ass on the Instagram and flex his ability to read like a drag queen. Let me tell you something, Chris Brown has taken notes from all those background dancers, makeup artists, and hairstylist that surround him daily. When I tell you mama went in and let have! Chile, she gave The Real hosts Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon DA BIZNESS!
The story goes: Earlier today (Nov. 3rd) on The Real, Tamar and Adriene were discussing relationships and in particular Chris and Karrueche’s volatile 5 year rendezvous. Adriene citing Karrueche stays with Brown because its beneficial to her career and her friends social status. Tamar coming behind Bailon and basically saying Chris isn’t a bad guy, he’s just young. Well, young Chris didn’t take kind to any of this. Her is what Chris had to say:
“BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY” ADRIENNE BAILON…. You ole trout mouth ass bitch. U tried it. Won’t u the same bitch that was fucking wit married men? U also was keeping up with the Kardashians! U can’t talk about relationship goals when u don’t even have life goals. Ain’t you a cheetah girl? Last time u was important niggas was riding spinners and wearing 6x talk Ts. You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes. U tried it too Tamara Braxton. U take the role of the ugly sister. It’s always the people wit no career that talk all the shit. Dat plastic surgery fucked yo face up. Bitch look like she always saying “huh”? Muppet face ass! #basicbitchproblems #thotiannas I don’t even need a photo for Tamar, that bitch is beat in every photo! #icanmakeabrokebitchrichbutidontfuckwitbrokebitches
Chile…. Check out the video of what caused all of this, and Tamar’s response below. Continue reading →
Y’all don’t see Rick Ross!!! Yes Gawd Hunty!!! His Illuminati application must have gone through, and he is going through his Jennifer Hudson process. Rick said it is too got damn hot in Miami to be tootsie rollin’ around with all them extra pounds. Ross took to his instragram account and posted 2 pictures showing off his estimated 100 pound weight loss.
“I still eat the way I want to eat…I just go to the gym. I do this shit called CrossFit. I call it ‘RossFit.’”
I think I smell an endorsement deal coming on. One thing is for certain, the brother is looking good. Zara, H&M, and Express better watch out. Y’all know the first thing big people do when they lose weight is go to to all the skinny people stores and buy up all the sh!t they could never wear before. I’ve got a feeling in a year or so, we’ll be seeing Ross on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine with a six pack wearing swimming trunks. I’m happy for him. I just hope he doesn’t pull an Oprah and keeps it off.
Listen, Erykah Badu does not have the sense Gawd gave a billy goat. I don’t know what possessed this heffa to stroll her ass to the middle of Time Square, chose a corner, and start singing for money, BUT SHE DID. Not tea no shade, the ish was funny as hell. Erykah broke out into an impromptu song, and the mess she was saying was so funny. Majority of the people that were passing her buy looked at her like she was crazy. A few actually stopped and gave her a donation. I know Erykah said work wasn’t honest but it pays the bills, but damn girl. Check out her creative New York street experiment, and prepare to laugh.
A note from Erykah:
“In no way is this video a reflection of my feelings about homeless or unfortunate families nor individuals who have no other means of survival in our world,” she said in the video, which was taken at 8:00 p.m. on Oct. 10. “Instead, this short film was shot w/ my iPhone and edited in iMovie for entertainment purposes only and serves as a personal ‘hustle’ experiment for me.”