Kandi Burruss So Boughetto! In Tour Rider She Demands Popeyes Chicken And New Toilet Seats

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Now chile, after Kandi done wore pigeon feathers down the aisle, she’s got the nerve to be acting all grand. I know I probably shouldn’t be running my mouth too much because I am a part of the production, but I have got to take a small moment to poke fun at this foolishness. In the words of Nene Leakes “everybody knows Kandi loves to eat.” What they might not of known is that mama doesn’t want mutant chicken from churches or no soggy chicken from KFC. Kandi is specifically requesting Popeyes chicken.

According to her rider:

“Please do not substitute for KFC or Churches, we know the difference.”

With all that wagon she is draggin’, Kandi insists that she only sit on a new toilet seat and wipe her funk box with Cottonelle toilet paper. The real gag is, Kandi is trying to pull it. I done been round ha house, and in that guest bathroom, Mama had that blue 1-ply tissue that your country grandma gets from Family Dollar. Hoes kill me. You don’t wipe your ass with Cottonelle on your own dime, but you want somebody else to finance your boongee’s romance with Cottonelle. Girl Bye!

Kandi’s rider stipulates that a brand new toilet seat must be installed under the supervision of her road manager or assistant, and the bathroom must be fully stocked with Cottonelle and Dove soap. Mind you the rest of us on the tour are probably going to have to wipe our ass with those elementary school paper towels and wash our hands with liquid soap that comes in a gallon container. Jesus hurry up and get me off the F-List. My coochie is just as precious as Kandi’s. At least my neighbor’s husband thinks so.

Oh well, I can tell y’all THIS. My ass will not be eating granola bars and and chips from craft services. Nope! My ass is gone be down to Kandi dressing room stealing chicken wangs. Tryna do me! I don’t think so!!

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Stevie J Tweets Nude Picture Of Althea Performing Her “Wifely Duties” On Benzino

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I thought the saying was bros before hoes. Well, Benzino & Stevie have proven that just like chivalry, that mantra is dead. I’m not really sure what has been going on with these two lately, but it seems that teir respective love interests have somehow brought about a rift between the two brother. In the wake of videos surfacing that show Joseline high out of her mind, Stevie J has posted a a picture of Althea naked in a bathtub performing oral sex on Benzino. In an adult fashion, Althea owns the photo with no shame. Hell, at the end of the day, it is her Fiance’. The question I have is “how the hell, and why the hell does Stevie J have possession of nude photos of Benzino & Althea?” All of them are way too “communal” for me…

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Rap Legend Joseline Hernandez Booed While Performing In Dallas Club. Fix It Jesus

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Joseline Hernandez Booed At Club Medusa Dallas

While Stevie J is all up in my Direct Messages telling me to stay in my lane, he needs to be redirecting his comments to the broad he f&cking. Coming off the heels of Joseline being recorded conjuring up spirits in the booth while high as giraffe pussy, video footage of Joseline Hernandez trying to convince the people of Dallas, Texas that she has some sort of tangible musical talent has surfaced. Needless to say, the people were not featuring Joseline AT ALL. Whatever the hell it was she was trying to sell, the people were not buying. Watching this poor child get booed while tootsie rollin across the stage was painful. I felt so embarrassed for her. I guess Stevie J felt embarrassed for her too, because midway through Joseline’s performance, he had to grab the microphone in an effort to get the people to stop booing. What’s sad is that Joseline really thought she was turning it! Chile BYE.

Obviously in her feelings, Miss Joseline had this to say to the people of Dallas

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NEWSFLASH! The people weren’t hating on you Joseline, they just wanted their money’s worth, that’s all. Check out the video of Miss Joseline giving it all she’s got, and “The People” giving it right back to her ass. Continue reading

More Video Footage Of Joseline Hernandez High In The Booth Appears + Stevie J & Joseline Respond

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Listen, I will never in my life try and act as if I am “Holier Than Thou”, and hasn’t gotten high off of something that the police wouldn’t approve of, but whatever the f&ck this bish is on, I don’t want no parts of it. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, Armageddon happens. More video footage has arisen of Joseline Hernandez conducting a voodoo seance in the booth while high off of bath salts (if you let me tell it). To top things off, it is obvious at this point that the poor misguided girl is being set up to be clowned by the people who she thinks are her friends. Newsflash Joseline, while you were in the booth, they were laughing at you, not with you. Hence why videos of you trying to communicate with the dead are now going viral on the net.

So what does Joseline have to say about all of this?

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Girl BYE! We all know that message was pointed towards The Doll. Catch this! Joseline Hernandez, please let’s not act like you stay on the blogs because you are supper talented and everyone in the world wants to be you. Put the pipe down and listen careful to what I am about to say. You stay on the blogs because you are the comedic relief on one the the highest rated reality television shows in America. Plainly put, YOU ARE THE JOKE OF THE DAY. Your body is banging though and your teeth are pretty, if its any consolation prize.

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Joseline Hernadez High In The Booth, Disses Other Artists. WTF??? (Videos)

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Sooooo, someone just tipped me off to check out up & comingĀ  rapper ferrari ferrell‘s Twitter page for some exclusive new music from Joseline Hernandez. Ha! As if I we were waiting for it. Bae-bae, you would think Miss Joseline is the reigning Queen of rap. Mama had the balls to diss Katy Perry, Lil Kim, Rihana, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce and more. If there was any doubt in my mind that Joseline was on drugs, all doubt has been absolved. Joseline? Really girl? You got the nerve to diss females who actually have talent, and you still wear Bongo jean shorts? Chile Bye… No tea no shade, Joseline raps like a deaf person. Stevie needs to scratch those dance lessons and get this woman some sign language courses.

Aside from Joseline’s aspirations to be an artist being a total joke and a complete waste of time, the tea is, Joseline is visibly high off of something. To top things off, several guys are seen coming in and out the booth. Uhmmmm, mama who are these men? Take a look at these videos and then let’s continue this discussion…

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