Listen, this sh!t right here does not even sound right. I’m sorry, if you are making 20k per month, and you only have $10 left after expenses, it sounds to me like you need to MOVE! Chile cheese Dionne, I’m more than sure there are some lovely senior citizen APARTMENTS you can move into just as long as you make 3 times the monthly rent. Considering you can’t pay your bills, you might need a co-signer too, but still.
Y’all Dionne really pulled. In March 21st, the “That’s What Friends Are For’ singer filed bankruptcy papers in New Jersey. Most of the alleged “negligent and gross financial mismanagement” Warwick referenced occurred in the late ’80s through the ’90s. Lying ass heffa! Miss thing smoked up half her money and bought magical gold hair dye from a leprechaun with the other half. Miss Girl listed her average monthly income as $20,950, with expenses totaling $20,940. Chile, catch these T’s.
For those of y’all who are feeling bad for Dionne and wondering where the hell all her money went, STOP! That heffa has plenty money. She only filed bankruptcy after finding out that she owed 10.2 million dollars in back taxes. The legal move is actually an attempt to get the debt discharged or reduced. Rich people do it all the time. He publicists is citing fiscal mismanagement as the reason her tax debt is so high. Her publicist also stated that over the years Dionne has tried to offer re-payment plans, but they have all been rejected. That’s probably because the heffa was trying to pay those people $100 per month, the same we do Sallie Mae for them damn student loans.
I know most of you remember Dionne Warrick’s hit song “Say A Little Prayer For Me”. Well oblige her, she needs it. Perhaps she can get a couple gigs on the Las Vegas hotel circuit, or maybe even jump on celebrity apprentice. Better yet, she should do a reality tv show. Hell everyone else is. A reality television show with Dionne Warrick, Aretha Franklin, and Cissy Houston gossiping, shopping and buying Geritol would be hilarious!