Evelyn Lozada Working With Iyanla Vanzant & Oprah To “Fix Her Life”

Posted on Aug 22 2012 - 1:50am by Funky Dineva

Bay-Bay when I tell you that Evelyn Lozada has hired the best crisis management team that money can buy. I am feeling some kinda way. Evelyn has found a way to weasel her a** into being the face of domestic violence after she has whooped just about every a** on BasketBall Wives for 3+ seasons. I’m so over it. I get it though. Protect the income and the brand at all cost.  Evelyn and her camp have now worked their magic and landed her a role on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) working with life coach and spiritual advisor Iyanla Vanzant to “fix her life”. GET INTO IT.

I’m so over Oprah I don’t know what to do. If this move isn’t exploitation at its finest, i don’t know what is. Oprah, who once would not touch celebrities like the Kardashian’s, 50 cent, Rihanna, and now Evelyn Lozada, seems to be stacking her cards pop culture’s elite  in an effort to pile on ratings. Oprah, you think you nickel slick, but i got yo penny change! I’m on to you heffa.

After 41 days of wedded bliss, Evelyn was thrust yet again in the public eye for a physical altercation. This time, it wasn’t her doing the bullying. Allegedly Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson head butted Evelyn after getting into a heated argument over a receipt  for condoms she found in his car. Iyanla Vanzant is now supposed to be helping Evelyn find her “inner peace”. You want to help her find her “inner peace” Iyanla? Send the bish a pair of red bottoms and a check and i’m sure she will sleep just fine.

[VIDEO] Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson FIRED From Miami Dolphins, Virtually Walks Out In Tears

I’m not saying that Chad did not head-but her. I am saying that Evelyn’s behavior post the incident is not indicative of someone who was ever madly in love with their husband. Most people take time off, go on vacation, or retreat to a safe emotional place. Hell, most women go bail their husbands out after their emotions have settled. In my opinion, in an effort to salvage her image and capitalize on the situation, Evelyn under the counsel of someone else i’m sure, headed straight for the media and big networks. Some wife. Let’s not act like this whole incident isn’t good press for Evelyn’s book that has just been released called “The Inner Circle: The Wives Association” I ain’t mad with her though. With him being let go from The Miami Dolphins, I guess mama figured she had to find a way to keep her paper coming in real steady. Go in Evelyn and let have!


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  2. Monique August 28, 2012 at 1:44 pm - Reply

    This bish is smart, married long enough to cash out on everythang, but just short enough for Chad to not get anythang. All she did was replace the VH1 deal with the deal from Oprah. Now yall know the one thang Evelyn’s bout is gett’n that paper. Hunty college is expensive these days. and a wink.

  3. Ms.Monroe August 28, 2012 at 3:03 am - Reply

    There is oh so much more to this story than there is being put out . For one , how we don’t know if she even laid hands on him first . We know how Evelyn gets with her temper and she is quick to put her hands on anybody when she feels she has the authority to . Next , how come we haven’t even seen pictures of how she looked ? I’m pretty sure people would have loved to see it if it indeed really happen and was as bad as these people are making it seem . I know there are two sides to every story , we not even hearin the whole story which is messed up

  4. Nunya August 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm - Reply

    I aint heard the phrase “nickel slick” in hella long! Imma have to put that back into mt vocab rolodex! Wait…do people still say “rolodex”?

  5. AZ August 23, 2012 at 1:15 am - Reply

    WHy would Oprah do ANYTHING for money—when she could afford to run her network her damn self with NO shows…PLEASE- dust your self off and try again… I really think Evelyn could use this but if she chooses not to, so be it! But the real gag is – you are only speaking about topics (i.e. Love and Hip Hop of Atlanta) because people want to HEAR about it… so if anyone is looking for FOLLOWERS is you – HUNTY… I love you and all but I don’t play when it comes to my OPRAH…OKAY!?

    • Get Your Life August 23, 2012 at 12:09 pm - Reply

      The REAL gag is that you attempted to “Go In” about a woman who doesn’t even know that you exist! NO GAWD! You know what they say about opinions right???? So why be so offended by Dineva’s? Now Oprah may be able to afford her own network but just like Funky Dineva, she has to talk about things that are relelvant in order to get people to watch….in order to KEEP that network afloat. So essentially, they’re doing the same thing, which is the point i’m assuming Dineva was trying to make!

    • Ms.Monroe August 28, 2012 at 3:00 am - Reply

      Let’s not forget , a couple months ago Oprah network was fallin down ! It wasn’t even getting the ratings it is now because she is now using people to get those ratings . Doin interviews with Rihanna , Kardashians , 50 cent etc … sweetheart she is usin those people who are / have goin through terrible times and are in the media just so those people can get her ratings up . So yes !! FunkyDineva was right !! People who know how Oprah work see right through what she is tryin to do . Save it .

  6. ChilePlease August 22, 2012 at 6:00 pm - Reply

    I see where someone said that this was filmed before the wedding…I guess OWN, IV and Ms. O are not doing their research on these people. Evelyn is low down…she is a cheater…she has stepped into so many womens relationships and marriages..Now she’s Suzie homemaker and a Domestic Violence victim. Are we suppose to believe she didn’t hit him first or back? and why would she get so upset over a reciept? and leave? it’s more to this story then meets the eye and police report. I’m sorry. I have NO sympathy for her NONE or him…I guess you get what you put out there Lil Flav. disappointed in IV. This chick will be back on the stroll…hell she’s on twitter interviewing(next blk sucker) now…lol

  7. Wow Just Wow August 22, 2012 at 3:57 pm - Reply

    I just lost respect for both of those ladies for falling for the con job she just pulled. She is not a victim of domestic violence, she started a fight n lost. Chad is no saint but he doesnt drink and is mild tempered. She gets violent and salty when she drinks and when sober. She already “sees red” and cant control her actions. Whereas he has one incident when he was a younging and we havent heard anything since. His PA girl is tricked on lovely and he buys her family whatever they like as well. Some other girl in Miami was bragging on spanish radio about how he paid balance on her fianced car and has nothing but nice things to say about him. Crazy ass Evelyn “you need more people, we dont believe you”.

  8. Talynn August 22, 2012 at 3:55 pm - Reply

    Actually Evelyn filmed this before her marriage. Oh the irony!

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  10. Eva August 22, 2012 at 7:21 am - Reply

    A mess.

  11. Anonymous August 22, 2012 at 4:48 am - Reply

    im trying to figure out why she didnt do all this when she was acting up on the show

  12. live_love_laff August 22, 2012 at 2:15 am - Reply

    Hunty chile……Ms. IT did this session with Ilayna Vanzant a month before she got married. Baby doll…she still needs to do 25 more sessions with ms. vanzant as fucked up as her life is right now.

    • ChilePlease August 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm - Reply

      No…it’s not. They are gonna milk the topic on BBW, she has a publishing deal with Cash Money and VH1 probably paid them up front for that special. She left this guy for some other reasons not because of a condom receipt or them fighting.

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