Frankie Lyons Down To Da Bar With No Shoes On, Blonde Finger Waves, And An Usher Board #2 Dress On

Posted on Jul 22 2014 - 2:33pm by Funky Dineva


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Chile tell me why I went down to da bar last night, and as I was walking through the door, Frankie Lyons was at the register looking like she was preparing to give the benediction. Chile Keyshia Cole mama had on an ole nasty usher board number 2 dress with bleach blonde finger waves, and some Harry Potter clogs. Bae-Bae, you would have thought that thang had ants in her pants, because once she made through the doors, she couldn’t sit her ass down. Frankie tootsie rolled her ass up and down the aisle all night long. The crowd definitely went up for her.  She was celebrating her birthday and feeling the spirit at the same damn time. Take a look…

Frankie’s next performance will be at Passages Malibu

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  1. Sasha July 25, 2014 at 10:57 pm - Reply

    The jokes write themselves! It’s like if you didn’t witness it with your own eyes- you would NOT believe it. I mean…I just…We all know(or have that ONE in the family) an addict who cuts up here/there, but Frankie does not discriminate. Her job is to perpetually cut up. Anytime, anyplace. “She don’t care whose arounnnnnnnd” -__-

  2. Taurus Chic July 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm - Reply

    Londyn Chic just read the comments…… i was at work dying.

  3. Vanika Brown July 24, 2014 at 6:27 pm - Reply

    Tenita Dublin

  4. Dabest Pena July 24, 2014 at 6:45 am - Reply

    My hair is laid like Bitch get yo momma

  5. Serita TheEclecticbeauti July 24, 2014 at 4:03 am - Reply

    dineva both of your idols fighting…nene and Wendell Williams. what u think. Real tlk ne ne has the nerve to call people a man

  6. BaybeK8s July 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    Sister said, ” 1 dollar, 10, 20, 50, credit card or check.” I bet she wanted a cut of Frankie’s Birthday money. because she was SANGING that Birthday song. LOL The people walking up to give Frankie the “love” offering acting like they are viewing a body. wth?

  7. starr July 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm - Reply

    what was that they were trying to hand her? money?

  8. deron williams July 23, 2014 at 10:03 am - Reply

    I don’t know what to say.

  9. Tonya Martin July 23, 2014 at 12:57 pm - Reply


  10. RabihahLadylove Milledge July 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm - Reply

    Bless her heart

  11. Laynell Still Standin Bryant July 23, 2014 at 8:29 am - Reply

    Lmao …..

  12. Laynell Still Standin Bryant July 23, 2014 at 8:29 am - Reply

    Lmao …..

  13. Laynell Still Standin Bryant July 23, 2014 at 8:29 am - Reply

    Lmao …..

  14. Laynell Still Standin Bryant July 23, 2014 at 8:29 am - Reply

    Lmao …..

  15. Anonymous July 23, 2014 at 12:46 am - Reply

    Wow. So sad.singing to a spiritual melody. Not funny. She needs to give her old self to the lord for real.i know her children are embarrassed. Kesha washed her hands of her.she done all she could to help

  16. Chcltbunni July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am - Reply

    I had to Google “passages malibu”… I need cpr

  17. Reality Bytes July 22, 2014 at 11:51 pm - Reply

    I don’t know whether to pull out my Lil hankie and wipe my tears away cause Ms Frankie Lyons will be so sadly missed, or stop dying laughing. Hell call the ambulance for me cause I’m dead to the bed, and for my last request please don’t allow Deacon “Sing So Slow Stretching Out His Notes Shaky Vocals” Johnson to sing….. Lawd not Malibu Passages. See FD you gone have me cracking up at tgr country funerals when I hear those folks singing Amazing Grace

  18. Latasha Mcmillan July 23, 2014 at 3:41 am - Reply

    frankieeeeee noooooooo

  19. Reine Cherry July 23, 2014 at 2:26 am - Reply
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  21. fay_jay July 22, 2014 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    Oh, how nice. They combined the sermonic solo and the offering together so ya’ll could get out of church early.

  22. Pat Matthews July 23, 2014 at 2:02 am - Reply

    Am I the only one here mixed up on confusion? Is she having church to Happy Birthday? More importantly, are people giving her an offering? I need to relocate. If they give you money on your birthday, at the club, in the ATL, I am definitely confused.

  23. Ty Andrews July 23, 2014 at 1:49 am - Reply

    Pray for her strenf in the Lort.

  24. Ayana Hood July 23, 2014 at 1:32 am - Reply

    He said her next performance will be at Passages Malibu!!!

  25. Lay Ginns July 23, 2014 at 1:31 am - Reply

    Ok uhmmm Imma try to be nice…that dog that´s in pain & dying needs to be shot. Who let Rosco from the Senior´s choir sing lead?

  26. Jessica Wesley July 23, 2014 at 1:27 am - Reply

    JarMellia McGowan

  27. thatruthful1 July 22, 2014 at 8:17 pm - Reply

    Happy B-Day Frankie first off. But who the fuck was that singing sounding as if she was in a casket my God.

    • Anonymous July 22, 2014 at 9:29 pm - Reply

      Frankie, Mamma Jones, and Mamma Dee with her fake ass throne…….. Has to be the most embarrassing mothers I have ever seen in my life……. And that Deconest need too shut her ass up this is not 8am service at church… look at gawd LHAO…….

  28. Gregg La July 23, 2014 at 12:12 am - Reply

    So, now she tricking standing up and trying to sang, messy old clown.

  29. Travis L Stokes July 22, 2014 at 11:58 pm - Reply

    Dead and Buried

  30. Jessica Jackson July 22, 2014 at 11:56 pm - Reply

    That fool said she tootsie rolled up & down the aisle!!!!!! I am so done!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Shawneen July 22, 2014 at 7:55 pm - Reply

    HBD Ms. Frankie! So sad.

  32. Valencia Gibson July 22, 2014 at 11:38 pm - Reply


  33. Cassandra July 22, 2014 at 6:19 pm - Reply

    What the hell!

  34. Carla Evans July 22, 2014 at 10:02 pm - Reply

    She look like a fool.

  35. kOkOqUEEN July 22, 2014 at 5:21 pm - Reply

    No gawd honey…Frankie Lyons tho…I can’t with you FD..she too much….

  36. LadyTopShotta July 22, 2014 at 4:54 pm - Reply

    FD what happened to the link/video? Did you take it down or is my bootlegged Ipad tripping? Love u hun!

  37. Marquita Robinson July 22, 2014 at 8:33 pm - Reply

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug #RickJames

  38. Monique July 22, 2014 at 4:20 pm - Reply

    I’d rather see her at the bar than in an alley behind a dumpster doing something she ain’t got no business doing. So Happy Birthday Frankie

  39. Mercedee Williams July 22, 2014 at 8:10 pm - Reply

    Sat down!!! Frankie..

  40. Ericka Adams Daniel July 22, 2014 at 7:55 pm - Reply

    That must be the drunk version. .I´ll try not to sing the remix of this at my next bday party….# who drove them up there any damn way…lol…

  41. Sherita Broadnax July 22, 2014 at 7:52 pm - Reply
  42. Ericka Adams Daniel July 22, 2014 at 7:50 pm - Reply

    I done laughed at this video so hard I´m about to pass out under my desk…..ummmm why they even there…keisha Cole come get yo mammy n yo daddy. .lmao

  43. Sherita Broadnax July 22, 2014 at 7:46 pm - Reply

    Ericka Adams Daniel..Forget frankie who the hell sanging that depressing ass remix of happy birthday…makes u wanna just go head and a lay in ur casket dayum!!

  44. I SAID WHAT I SAID! July 22, 2014 at 3:44 pm - Reply

    Did he say Frankie’s next performance will be at Passages Malibu???? LMMFAO!!! #DRUGREHAB!!!!

    • Anonymous July 22, 2014 at 5:22 pm - Reply

      The commercial just popped in my head…to funny…#rehab

  45. Gina Patterson July 22, 2014 at 7:29 pm - Reply

    “We are ushers in the army…we like to fight…oh lawd we like to fight…”

  46. LadyDi July 22, 2014 at 3:28 pm - Reply

    I’m confused. What’s going on? Who is that? What is she/he doing?

  47. Celeste Sellars July 22, 2014 at 7:10 pm - Reply

    Funky Doneva I can just say help her lord.

  48. Mishellay July 22, 2014 at 3:09 pm - Reply

    Was that Deacon Jackson singing Happy Birthday????

  49. Miss Celie July 22, 2014 at 3:00 pm - Reply

    I thought that was Sisqo.


  50. Shay Torregano July 22, 2014 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    I´m so confused….was she collecting the offering?

  51. Renee Lewis July 22, 2014 at 6:44 pm - Reply

    Po thang.

  52. Mike Lynch July 22, 2014 at 6:16 pm - Reply

    LOL Just that know and used to be on the Usher Board #2, Cracks me up!

  53. Sonja Patrice Holmes July 22, 2014 at 6:07 pm - Reply

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