Chile, messing around with Janet Jackson and her secret keeping ass, I wouldn’t be surprised if her baby is 3 months old by now.
For the last couple of days, I’ve been thinking to myself, “Janet Jackson has been pregnant longer than an elephant.” Then it dawned on me, Janet had that baby within the walls of that palace that she is living in. I’m telling y’all, this lady done gave birth to this child already. All that presidential mess and and celebrity deaths has served as the perfect distraction for Janet to slip off like a thief in the night and have that damn baby. I bet Janet Jackson completely fell off you guy’s radar until I just brought her up.