Kandi’s Wedding: Fantasia Drunk Bootz, Mama Joyce Had An Attitude, Dinner Served At Midnight

Posted on Apr 10 2014 - 2:09pm by Funky Dineva

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Y’all work with me here. I have not had the motivation to blog as of lately, so some of my T’s are delayed. Anyway, I was a wedding guest at Kandi’s wedding and overall, it was a phenomenal wedding. I’m late at this point, but I’m sure by now you guys know who all was in attendance. I’ll skip all of that and speak on some of the stuff you guys have been hearing about as it relates to Fantasia and Mama Joyce.

First off, let me take a moment to go the hell off. Never again will I attend a wedding that is being produced for television. The wedding invitation said the wedding started at 5pm. Chile when I was walking up the stairs at 5:20pm, Fantasia was just getting out of the car all dry faced, with no makeup on and a sweat suit. I thought to myself “awwww sh!t, this is going to be a long day.”

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Once inside, the music was pumping and the cocktails were pouring. Chile, 3 hours later, everyone was like “why the f&ck are we still standing in this reception area drinking this tired a$$ wine?” Finally at around 8:15, we were called to move to the ceremony area. You would think at that point Kandi would have strolled her ass down the aisle. Think again! We sat in the ceremony area for another hour before Kandi brought her ass out. Now at this point, a b!tch was ready to go. Here it is, its after 9pm on a Friday, a b!tch hadn’t eaten since lunch, we had been drinking wine since 5:30, a b!tch is half drunk, hungry, and my feet hurt. Y’all know dress clothes only have about a 4 hour lifespan on them before they start becoming stuffy and uncomfortable.

At around 9:15, Kandi comes gliding her ass down the aisle. At that damn point, I was so hungry and had to pee so damn bad, I didn’t half care what the hell was going on up on the stage. All I kept thinking to myself was, “can they hurry up and jump this damn broom so I can jump this bathroom line?” Y’all know they got me all sewed up with these confidentiality agreements, so all I can say is the ceremony was awesome. To protect myself, I can only speak to what has already been leaked. Hell, that way, I can look at them hoes and say “b!tch, I ain’t the one who leaked Fantasia was drunk bootz and cussing like a sailor during her wedding speech. That sh!t was all over the internet before I even said anything.” See how that works? Ok, back to the story…

dsc 0139 001 e1397153034647 Kandis Wedding: Fantasia Drunk Bootz, Mama Joyce Had An Attitude, Dinner Served At MidnightOk so after the ceremony, they moved us back to the waiting area, while they converted the ceremony area into a dining area. Pretty customary. I’ve gone to plenty of weddings where this was done. The real gag is, the hors d´oeuvres we had created  a whole knew definition of “light hors d´oeuvres”. Chile them thangs were stingy. Nessa Girl I was OVER Miss Kandi hunty! You mean to tell me it is now close to 11pm, a b!tch is drunk, I ain’t ate since lunch, and you got the nerve to serve me a crab cake the size of a nickel?  Ohh hell no ma’am, The Doll is not going for this. Chile, myself, Mona Scott-Young, Tracy Christian,  Benzino, and Stevie-J, had done packed all our sh!t and was on the way to Houston’s. Hunty, it was 11:15 and I was on the phone with Houston’s checking to see what time they closed and letting them know that we were on the way. As we were hightailing it out the door, Kirk Frost stopped us and threw a wrench in our escape plan. Kirk pleaded with us to stay, and bribed us by saying if he could get us into the dinning area right away would we stay? Considering it was now 11:20, factoring in the drive to Houston’s, and also factoring in that it couldn’t be much longer before they actually served dinner, we decided to stay.

Chile, now that its 11:30is and all the guest are inside the dinning area, you would think we would begin eating right? Chile, them people brought out the stingiest mixed green salad i had ever seen, then had the nerve to put a small squirt of dressing in the corner of the plate and some some damn walnuts. I was thinking to myself, “b!tch y’all could have kept these damn walnuts and gave me some more salad.” I ain’t gone lie though, I was so damn HOWNGRY, that was the best salad I had ever had.

Ok, its about 11:45, and a hamster sized portion of salad is not enough to counteract 6 hours of drinking. Bring on the main coarse, NOT. Chile all food services STOPPED as Kandi & Todd came out and dis their first dance and all that jazz. It was beautiful. Y’all will catch all that on the wedding special. After they sat their asses down, finally a little after midnight, we could eat! Yasssss there is a GAWD. The food was good, yata yata yata.

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Ok, Miss Fantasia and Mamma Joyce. Let me tell y’all something, Fantasia Barrino must have been drinking since 5:15 just as fantasia Kandis Wedding: Fantasia Drunk Bootz, Mama Joyce Had An Attitude, Dinner Served At Midnightthe rest of us, because mama’s wedding speech was RAUNCHY as hell. Chile mama dropped more F bombs and called Kandi more b!tches than I could handle. Mama was just rambling on & on, and non of it quite made any sense. Wedding guest were mortified. At one point, Sherry Sheppard yelled “Fantasia.” I heard some old woman say “ohhh somebody needs to get her.” Quiet as its kept, after being on my feet for all them damn hours with no food, this was just the kind of entertainment I needed to make up for the trauma and starvation. I was tickled as hell. The debauchery stopped when all the brideMAIDS made a bee line for Fanny and huddled around her and subtly grabbed the mic and began giving their speeches.

Mama Joyce, what can I say? She looked nice. Her hair was layed to the Gawds. Uhhmmm she didn’t look happy, she frowned throughout the ceremony, and quite honestly looked as if someone twisted her arm to participate in the wedding.

There you have it. Chile i done f&cked around and got hungry writing this long ass post. Let me get my a$$ off this computer and make me a real salad. BYE

#I just realized that I’m an excellent story teller…

 

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  1. No Ma'am July 8, 2014 at 5:22 am - Reply

    I ain’t never laughed so hard in my natural born life

  2. Sunshine July 7, 2014 at 5:19 pm - Reply

    Chile! Now this was a piece to wait for! Laughing my AZZZ OFF! too entertaining! Good piece…

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  4. ABINA April 15, 2014 at 5:55 pm - Reply

    THIS IS FUNNY! I know the feeling.

  5. Shaebooz April 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm - Reply

    I loveeees me some Ms. Funky Dineva chile!!! That tea was just what I needed theses magazines lie too much give me the real tea of how it was…I would have left and got some food and came back…all that time…could have took a nap got refreshed and came back…I love Kandi but that was out of pocket

  6. TaDow! April 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    How about word on the street is the muck mouf Reco Chappelle designed and made her dress……….*sipstea*………..

  7. Sherri Williams April 12, 2014 at 4:15 am - Reply

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  8. Baby Geeee April 11, 2014 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    “Her entrance was the best part.” – Monica – Well yeah her entrance was the best part after yall waited 4 hours! Way to put things nicely Monica.

  9. Baby Geeee April 11, 2014 at 6:18 pm - Reply

    Soooo not surprised by any of this. Who starts serving dinner at midnight?? Tacky, tacky, tacky just like the dress.

  10. Keitha April 11, 2014 at 6:02 pm - Reply

    Funky Dineva, you are too much. I was at work sleepy as all get out and I started reading about this wedding. I was dying laughing. My coworkers thought I had lost my mind. I need to see you more on TV. I think it would be great for you.

    • AmericanBeauty1 April 11, 2014 at 8:00 pm - Reply

      lmao same here… My supervisor had to tell me to bring it down a notch I was laughing so hard… I expect this type of stuff from Kandi bc she is NEVER on time!

  11. Sonja Kennedy April 11, 2014 at 9:35 pm - Reply

    I guess Kandi was the wedding planner therefore, she had to deal with many emotions on her special day.

  12. Anita Brown April 11, 2014 at 8:48 pm - Reply

    Dineva you should know by now Kandi aint never on time. #foreverCPtime

  13. Kewa Hardwick April 11, 2014 at 7:52 pm - Reply

    Wow! Dress clothes with a four hour lifespan! I love you Funky Dineva!

  14. Caprice Williams April 11, 2014 at 3:37 pm - Reply

    I knew it!!! Weddings can be long & boring so Fantasia spiced it up a bit lma0!

  15. Nicole Wateva Curniffe April 11, 2014 at 2:02 pm - Reply

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  16. Tara April 11, 2014 at 9:32 am - Reply

    Kandi bleeds hood & ghetto! She’s always late, talks with her mouth closed, and always wearing something 2 sizes too small & out-dated. Todd got “in it” to win it. Mama Joyce will be saying “I told you so” in a couple of years.

    • dre April 12, 2014 at 2:55 pm - Reply

      lol insecure much?

  17. Tiffany Where´smychange Stancil April 11, 2014 at 10:14 am - Reply

    Tasha o follow him on FB, he is hilar!

  18. Paige Thompson April 11, 2014 at 8:10 am - Reply

    LOL!!! I don´t blame you for being pissed about the food.

  19. Mercedes Continental Starr April 11, 2014 at 7:17 am - Reply

    im real sweety! and dont be getting smart

  20. Lisa Britt Chaplin April 11, 2014 at 6:31 am - Reply

    Benzino recovered from gunshot wounds already??

    • Victoria April 11, 2014 at 6:41 am - Reply

      AH AH AH! He’s the new Chuck Norris!

  21. Juanetta Ellis April 11, 2014 at 5:18 am - Reply

    When are you going to tell us about the reunion show and the fight with Portia and Kenya?

  22. Myra April 11, 2014 at 12:33 am - Reply

    I would have left Kandi’s wedding went and got something to eat and came back.

  23. Tasha Langston April 11, 2014 at 3:34 am - Reply

    Tiffany Where´smychange Stancil lol

  24. Kelly Warren April 11, 2014 at 3:29 am - Reply

    Im not predjudice, but they said that the guy to the left is Latrice Royale´s lover. Is she his Lover or his Help? Do he have her outside or inside? do he wine and dine her?

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  25. Kelly Warren April 11, 2014 at 3:29 am - Reply

    Im not predjudice, but they said that the guy to the left is Latrice Royale´s lover. Is she his Lover or his Help? Do he have her outside or inside? do he wine and dine her?

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  26. Chereca Jackson April 11, 2014 at 2:23 am - Reply

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  27. She April 10, 2014 at 9:22 pm - Reply

    This sounds horrible. You making all this money off filming your wedding and you make your guests stand around for 5 hours with no dam food! Nope. Here’s my gift. I gotta go.
    I want to see pictures of the guests. Was there a party and dancing after or was everyone over it at that point? Film crew calls a wrap and everyone hits a drive thru on the way home?
    Mama Joyce looks miserable. She looks like her social security been cut off.

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  30. Leslie Graves April 11, 2014 at 1:12 am - Reply

    That wedding looks a little tacky. Could´ve done better, especially if it was televised. Kandi is not that polished as the rest anyway. But she´s married now…

  31. Leslie Graves April 11, 2014 at 1:12 am - Reply

    That wedding looks a little tacky. Could´ve done better, especially if it was televised. Kandi is not that polished as the rest anyway. But she´s married now…

  32. Chloe Morgan April 10, 2014 at 8:12 pm - Reply

    OMG! I am rollin… This was hilarious

  33. mrsstewart April 10, 2014 at 8:00 pm - Reply

    Well on your wedding day the bride approves what she wants – and thats what she wanted . Was the cake good? 🙂 I though the theme was cute though since they met in Africa.

  34. Joy Davidson April 10, 2014 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    This was a funny,funny story!

  35. Joy Davidson April 10, 2014 at 7:43 pm - Reply

    This story is the funniest,ive read in awhile! This was some good tea!

  36. Nia Hayes April 10, 2014 at 11:42 pm - Reply

    Lol child what a mess can´t wait to see it play out

  37. HowYouDoin April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm - Reply

    YEAH you are indeed a STORY TELLER because this terrible article is just that a big story. So happy the TRUTH sets People free.! SMH!

    Kandi & Fantasia are friends for LIFE!

  38. MayRee MayRee April 10, 2014 at 11:29 pm - Reply

    Thanks for the update Funky Di… Funny!

  39. Shereka Washington April 10, 2014 at 11:17 pm - Reply

    Shenalle Philip read about Kandis wedding girl!!

  40. Shereka Washington April 10, 2014 at 11:16 pm - Reply

    With the details of the story, I felt as if I was there!!! Chile that Costco sample of crab cake and salad would of had me 38 hot!!!!
    I love Tasia, but Bay-bee she would have had her mic turned off!!

  41. Sistagirl from the Boogie Down Bronx April 10, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    As Khandi would say “Boushetto!”

  42. Fyne Brown April 10, 2014 at 10:12 pm - Reply

    I´m hollering. ..lhhhh

  43. Shirley Ann April 10, 2014 at 9:49 pm - Reply
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  45. Ms. SimplyB April 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    Lol..you are super funny. Everything I’ve heard on the radio you said it with a splash of super funny. Smh. I hope nobody is surprised Fantasia is ghetto in a good way & once the liquor starts flowing you just never know.

  46. Joanne D McKay April 10, 2014 at 9:36 pm - Reply

    LMAO @ “Fantasia Drunk Bootz” tho!

  47. LadyDi April 10, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply

    Chile I guess….

    This wedding sounds like a big mess! I like Kandi and all but she is cheap and has NO style! That dress is ATROCIOUS and I don’t like the mismatched bridemaids dresses. It looks like there was no coordination and she just told them to grab a white dress and show up.

    I checked out the venue where she had the wedding and it looked like some ghetto VFW hall. I’m broke and I wouldn’t have my wedding at that spot. The few pictures I have seen, the wedding looked like it was just thrown together.

  48. Ashley K. Davis April 10, 2014 at 9:08 pm - Reply

    Lmfao this is a mess chile I´m so confused why dinner was served at midnight

  49. Ronda Davis April 10, 2014 at 9:04 pm - Reply

    All that money for this…..

  50. Erington Moore April 10, 2014 at 9:03 pm - Reply

    Hahaha I LIVE for Your Truth!!!

  51. Michelle Phuckuthought Jenkins April 10, 2014 at 8:54 pm - Reply

    The only think I liked about her wedding pictures were the brides bouquet oh & LMMFAO @ horderves AHAHAHAH I think u meant hors d´oeuvres

    • mrsstewart April 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm - Reply

      lmao her bouquet was stunning

  52. Alisa Williams April 10, 2014 at 8:31 pm - Reply

    Poor Fantasia, but I´m happy they got married , but that dress is not whats happing.

  53. Latoria Owens April 10, 2014 at 8:29 pm - Reply

    Briitanica Jahnei

  54. Sonja Renee April 10, 2014 at 8:29 pm - Reply

    LOL

  55. d1ckdame April 10, 2014 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    Yuss! That was a good story! I could imagine seeing you do this a video review.

  56. Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    That dress was horrid. Never seen an uglier wedding dress.

  57. Alethea AwSum Lewis April 10, 2014 at 7:57 pm - Reply

    Funniest blog ever!!!! I cried laughing.

  58. Missing: Greg & nene April 10, 2014 at 3:53 pm - Reply

    You wrote on Twitter hours before the wedding that Kandi is cheap. A lot of us already knew this but I thought on her wedding day, she was going to SPLURGE. How ironic! I’ll skip the tiara and go straight to point. That dress!

    $20.000 on a dress that was made by an Instagram designer. The dress (it doesn’t deserve to be call a gown) have the color of a newspaper that have been lying around for years. It looks cheap, tacky and dirty.
    Kandi is the richest but the dowdiest of them all.

    • Missing: Greg & nene April 10, 2014 at 4:01 pm - Reply

      I like what Keyshia K. Pulliam had to say about the dress. 😉

    • Anonymous April 12, 2014 at 8:25 am - Reply

      Shes only cheap with nonsence.her home is paid in full. She paid millions for a fixer upper and fixed it up for another mill. Shes smart when it comes to budget

  59. Valeri Calhoun April 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm - Reply

    lmaoo..mama Joyce is funnY:-)

  60. Chiquita April 10, 2014 at 3:46 pm - Reply

    That was the funniest damn story i have ever heard. I am sitting at Work hysterically laughing.

  61. Princess Ta´Meka April 10, 2014 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    Beabea Clark! Please dont let this be so as 05/31/14. I would just die

  62. RealitySuxx April 10, 2014 at 3:37 pm - Reply

    Oh well – that’s the price you pay for 1 – Being loyal to your friend/manager who hooked you up on A Mother’s Love (exposure) ; 2 – filming something for television (you should know by now it’s going to be long and 3 – next time you will know to go to the ceremony and skip the rest.

  63. TruthBeTold April 10, 2014 at 3:33 pm - Reply

    And ya’ll all know NeNe, had she been there, would have left as Funky Dineva was beginning to. This was ridiculous. And I agree that Mama Joyce should have stayed her ass home if she wasn’t going to be happy for Kandi. I’m glad Kandi acting on her own and didn’t listen to her mother who meant her no good. Congrats to Kandi, Todd and Riley! May you all have a happy and everlasting life together! Can’t wait for the baby boy.

  64. Renee Diggs-Holley April 10, 2014 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    Fantasia´s hair looks like vanilla icing… Tiny shoulda had a swoop or something over her forehead. Maybe this all looks better in person…. hopefully

  65. misslovelaughlive April 10, 2014 at 3:29 pm - Reply

    lol you should have did a video eating a real salad #videonexttimeplease

  66. Maya Mozee April 10, 2014 at 7:23 pm - Reply

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  67. shanita townsend April 10, 2014 at 7:20 pm - Reply

    brideMAIDS… lol the shade #rhoa & did anyone else notice that the doll showed up 20 mins late

  68. Tiny T Hayes April 10, 2014 at 7:19 pm - Reply

    This may be petty but for someone who was so mad at Kim for stealing her baby name, why did Kandi think it was cool to steal Nene´s idea for the white BRIDEmaids dresses? She is wrong for that

  69. Rita Quiet Storm Benford-White April 10, 2014 at 7:19 pm - Reply

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  70. shanita townsend April 10, 2014 at 7:16 pm - Reply

    ok now I understand your IG post the next day and why you looked so tired. girl, i thought it was the wedding and party of a lifetime. it took a lifetime to get that food.

  71. Laasoul April 10, 2014 at 3:14 pm - Reply

    Oh Dineva Kandi is going to get you! ROFLMBAO at your commentary! Unfortunately, I can believe Kandi doing this to her guests because she always seems to lack common sense. Yes she has business sense, but I think she skipped the line when the when the Lord was handing out common sense. And we all know how cheap as hell she is. Hence the nickel size crab cakes!

  72. cns April 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm - Reply

    So basically the wedding was a hot ghetto mess just like I expected. Was Michelle and Walter invited? LOL

  73. KING April 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm - Reply

    i would have left after an hour and a half!!!! I bet the wedding was really nice though. But I have no tolerance for lateness

    • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 3:19 pm - Reply

      Kandi be late for everything on the show… how did anyone expect this wedding to start anywhere near on time. I can’t stand a late person…

      • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 8:19 pm - Reply

        Remember lasr season she made errbody late to Nene’s dinner in Hollywood and then at the brunch at the golf course before Savannah because she had to stop off and get something to eat? Maybe she was hungry and hadn’t eaten all day so she and Fanny stopped at Carl’s Jr. or Wendy’s before the wedding.

  74. MsMi April 10, 2014 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    Excellent story teller. Awful speller.

  75. LeeLee Moore April 10, 2014 at 7:06 pm - Reply

    Mama Joyce was mad cause that dress is ugly af.

  76. Kat Hix April 10, 2014 at 7:05 pm - Reply

    Ohh that cheesy dress

  77. She´yonce Latrice Porter April 10, 2014 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    dineva you know i live for you but what is horderves. hors d´oeuvres

  78. RobertandNatalyn Hamilton April 10, 2014 at 7:02 pm - Reply

    I´m weak! Love funky Dineva!

  79. Jaé Khalaura April 10, 2014 at 2:57 pm - Reply

    I just read this entire post in your voice! Lol But when will Mama Joyce ever be happy for Kandi?

    • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 3:09 pm - Reply

      Me too lmfao.

      • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 3:18 pm - Reply

        DAMMIT… me too!!! i was laughing at myself!

    • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

      I thought I was the only one…could see the facial expressions and hand motions of Funky Dineva in my head!

  80. Key Delta April 10, 2014 at 6:56 pm - Reply

    I´m glad she´s married but Kandi´s dress looks cheap & seen before. But if she likes it I love it!!! Glad she found her Prince Charming

  81. LaPanza Atkins April 10, 2014 at 6:55 pm - Reply

    Dead

  82. Estralita Richards April 10, 2014 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    Somehow looking @ the dress told me all what i needed to know. Lol and yeah sounds about right.

  83. DANIELLE April 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm - Reply

    ROTFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE WEDDING DETAILS.. THAT IS BEYOND CP TIME – THAT WAS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS. I WOULD HAVE LEFT – GOT MY GRUB ON AND CAME BACK… I DONT DO HUN-GA-REE WELL – I TURN INTO A TRUE BEYOTCH!!!

  84. mandy412 April 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm - Reply

    Who can digest anything that late? I knowed (yes knowed) I’ve have been ignent and ordered a pizza with delivery to the reception location. Did Kandi’s daughter seem happy at least? I suppose Mama Joyce had to go to the wedding to be the “something old”.

  85. quitta April 10, 2014 at 2:46 pm - Reply

    Yes u do got me rolling can’t wait till u can spill the rest of it ill be waiting!

  86. Angie23 April 10, 2014 at 2:44 pm - Reply

    You are so right funky dineva you are a great storyteller.

  87. Janadra Bolling April 10, 2014 at 6:41 pm - Reply

    Well what else do you expect from meNichole KoKo´Nechele Harris

  88. Whitney Gaspard April 10, 2014 at 6:38 pm - Reply

    i hope they show fanny drunk ass speech on the show too lol that would be funny.

  89. Nichole KoKo´Nechele Harris April 10, 2014 at 6:38 pm - Reply

    Yup! Tasia cut up. Please don´t do it at my wedding Janadra Bolling.

  90. Kristi Luv April 10, 2014 at 2:35 pm - Reply

    I NEVER read posts that look this long but I just read EVERY WORD of this one and now I’m hungry too…wanting some mashed potatoes and gravy!

  91. Janadra Bolling April 10, 2014 at 6:34 pm - Reply

    Nichole KoKo´Nechele Harris……have you read this????

  92. Nakela Prude April 10, 2014 at 6:30 pm - Reply

    That´s a pure shame that Kandi couldn´t just experience really experience the joy b/c of her mom. Deep down I know that hurt her

  93. Whitney Gaspard April 10, 2014 at 6:22 pm - Reply

    yes i heard fantasia embarrassed kandi and that is ashame she should know better than that, and it should not surprise anybody that mama joyce was feeling salty but oh well she better get use to it now.

  94. Lisa April 10, 2014 at 2:16 pm - Reply

    I know Kandi loves her mother but I wouldn’t want sourpuss at my weeding. Stay your a** at the house!

  95. Maresha Calhoun April 10, 2014 at 6:16 pm - Reply

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  96. Brenielle Bre Bre Fluellen April 10, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    Cynthia Fluellen a fool.

  97. Tam Thomas April 10, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    Tish Thomas lmbo!!! You gotta read this!

  98. Rochelle Patterson April 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm - Reply

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  99. Kimberly Lee-Johnson April 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    Dead @ crab cake the size of a nickel…lol

  100. Larry Leon Lewis April 10, 2014 at 6:02 pm - Reply

    The wedding party looked stunning in this pic

    • Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 5:13 pm - Reply

      “stunning” can be either BAD like an unexpected slap on the face or GOOD like a proposal on a football jumbotron. Which stunning do you mean???????

  101. Shawna Breckenridge April 10, 2014 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    You are an excellent storyteller @Funky Dineva

  102. Lakesha Barker Fountain April 10, 2014 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    Chereca Jackson.. When this premieres we are going to have a girls night w/ drinks

  103. Leslie M. Harden April 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm - Reply

    cant wait until bravo premiers this…got my popcorn ready!! but why have the same concept as Nene did with her bridesmaid dresses?

  104. Tyronza Smith April 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm - Reply

    Just a mess. Kandi´s dress wasn´t cute to me and she should´ve known Fantasia´s ghetto behind would make a terrible speech.

  105. Denise Cullins April 10, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    I bet this will not be aired during the special!!

  106. Jeannie Smith April 10, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    Girl you know black weddings do not start on time

  107. Sherry Brantley April 10, 2014 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    Too funny!!

  108. K Anntionette Deveraux April 10, 2014 at 5:49 pm - Reply

    Finally, I was wondering about the food. Damn, you shoulda stashed you some scooby snacks to take to the wedding. Sounds like Bar One shoulda catered. (lol)

  109. Dominique Sanders April 10, 2014 at 5:48 pm - Reply

    Kandi is my fav housewife but she looked like she was in a beauty pageant more than a wedding. Todd looked better to me.

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  113. Chappelle Déiare Brown April 10, 2014 at 5:44 pm - Reply

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  114. Reynald P.Charles April 10, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    No shade, but Kandi´s dress looked hideous; it was way too much!

  115. Chantal Smith April 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm - Reply

    Tyronza Smith, i heard about the fantasia toast. But that was it. Chile it dnt make no sense at all

  116. Jasmine Neche April 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm - Reply

    Everybody keep sayin the wedding was lovely but the overall reports are very negative specially in reguards to her mother

  117. Tasha Langston April 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    Hilarious!

  118. Arlene Webb April 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    Well y´all know she´s ALWAYS LATE in everything she does..

  119. Dominique Sanders April 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    Why even come mama Joyce if you gon act like that

  120. Cyn McCarroll April 10, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    The art of story telling… LOL I love it hunni

  121. Kimberly N. Turner-Wright April 10, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Lyssa

  122. Ebony Williams April 10, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Spice Rougeau

  123. Yourz Truly April 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    lawd lawd lawd…

  124. Tyronza Smith April 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    Chantal Smith

  125. Laverne Wallace April 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    This story was funny as HELL!! i loved it

  126. Laci Duke April 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    LOL i´m mad Tay Tay was drunk trying to do a speech. I gotta find the video of this LOL

  127. Tramona MonaLisa Smith April 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    #youreaGREATstoryteller BOL!!

  128. Robert C. Quarles April 10, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It´s so hard not read your blog in your FD voice. shit makes it even funnier!

  129. Cherice Hough Jackson April 10, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    wow

  130. Stephanie Bee April 10, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    TACKY

  131. shanita townsend April 10, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    I was waiting and begging the “gawds” for this. Thank you

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