Karlie Redd (LHHATL) Finna Start Selling Liquor That Don’t Nobody Want

Posted on Apr 22 2015 - 3:33pm by Funky Dineva


Girl don’t nobody want non of this damn mouth wash you trying to pass off as rum. These days, these reality tv people are just all over the damn place. Last year Karlie Redd was selling hair, and the year before that she was selling makeup. Don’t get me started on the year before that one, she was selling ass. Now the bitch trying to sell rum. Lord, help her Jesus for she not know what she’s doing. Whoever the hell told Karlie that this was a good idea needs to be fired. No tea no shade, Karlie’s brand is not big enough in my opinion to move liquor bottles off the shelves. I want you to describe the demographic of people who on a Friday night are going to say “ooooh bitch, let’s go down to da liquor store and buy a bottle of Karlie Redd Rum”. I’ll wait…

The gag is, in the press release sent out regarding the rum, it says “Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Star Karlie Redd Signs A Million Dollar Liquor Deal with Local Choice Spirits”. Chile, the person that thinks they are going to make a million dollars off of Karlie Redd is a million dollar fool.

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“The future is looking great for the Top Five Actress and Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Star Karlie Redd. We have confirmed that she signed a liquor deal worth over a million dollars where she will also have 25 percent ownership share.  Local Choice CEO Paula Hewlette anticipates being a multi-million dollar brand based on projected sales. Thanks to KD McNair and her Business Manager Dora Din, fans around the world will soon be able to experience Rum the way Karlie likes it best!”

The Trinidadian born star says “As I build my brand empire, I realize it is important to take the time to celebrate important milestones. What better way to do it than with the new Karlie Redd Rum! It is important for me through this platform to entertain, promote the safety of drinking and give back to my community.”~ Press Release

All I can say is “chile….”

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  1. Serita Todd April 24, 2015 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    She need to just give it up. What happened to the Weave bar? or the album? she been on this show for yrs and I guess this the only thing she is riding on .

  2. eestoomuch April 23, 2015 at 6:22 pm - Reply

    I purchased the cherry lime ade skimpy mixer endorsed by tori hart…once.

  3. Loving This Site April 23, 2015 at 8:38 am - Reply

    So what happened to the weave shop she had? All these ladies are pushing these businesses that hardly ever come to light. I will wish her luck because the show has grown stale and she has no storyline this season. Playing the crazy girlfriend on previous season has suitors away from her in her twilight years.

  4. Cr R Smith April 23, 2015 at 2:21 am - Reply

    What is it gonna be called? Parakeet liquor?

  5. Angelique Willis April 23, 2015 at 12:37 am - Reply

    Ok they hustle their asses off!

  6. etoy April 22, 2015 at 7:05 pm - Reply

    She trying tho, gotta give props when its due. N its possible that the loudest ppl talking don’t have a business. While in busting my ass chasing the dream. She’s living it and then some. Give her props, to have the funds to make it affective.

  7. Bridgette Beasley April 22, 2015 at 10:03 pm - Reply

    AltoVise Aj-Meka Johnson

  8. Maddy Michel April 22, 2015 at 8:52 pm - Reply


  9. Jaime Martinez April 22, 2015 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    I´m so weak

  10. Chekesha Clay April 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm - Reply

    Who coming up with all this money. I never her on Shark Tank!!

  11. Stacy Johnson April 22, 2015 at 4:11 pm - Reply


  12. Valencia Boson April 22, 2015 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    “We have confirmed that she signed a liquor deal worth over a million dollars where she will also have 25 percent ownership share.” Somebody lying, or you need a proofreader….

  13. ReGina DeNise April 22, 2015 at 7:43 pm - Reply

    What happened to her hair salon???

  14. Akima Escobar April 22, 2015 at 7:40 pm - Reply

    Lol he said mouthwash
    But all bs to the side who the fuck coming off this start up money for these dead end business venues I want in ! Lbvs

    • Sparkles April 22, 2015 at 4:56 pm - Reply

      Me too! I need $28K start up funds. Beauty Pharma investors hit me!

      • Anonymous April 22, 2015 at 10:57 pm - Reply

        U can get it. The price is u just signing up for a reality show

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