Kenya Moore Files Restraining Order Against Retarded Rent-A-Boyfriend Matt Jordan

Posted on Mar 30 2017 - 2:00pm by Funky Dineva

What better way for me to get back on the blogging saddle than to blog about this bulls!t…

Cuckoo Kenya a Musty Matt are back at it. Chile, I don’t know if that me be musty or not, but doesn’t he look like the dude in the club that smells like a sals bar (full of onions and pickles)?

As much as I want to call Kenya’s latest legal move a publicity stunt, season 9 of the show has wrapped filming and so has the reunion. The cast of RHOA is actually on break right now until they start filming season 1o. Perhaps being on break is the answer to what’s going on. Kenya has no need for Matt at the moment and doesn’t want to be bothered with his ass.

According to the AJC:

In the petition, she wrote that the stalking began May 31, 2016 after a trip to Mexico where he had allegedly kicked in a hotel door in anger. “Upon returning to Atlanta, … Respondent entered Petitioner’s residence unannounced and threw all of Petitioner’s items from her suitcase outside onto the driveway while cursing at Petition. Petitioner called 911 but Respondent fled before police arrived.”

In August, as seen on the show, Jordan “broke a garage door glass window and the rear window of [Moore’s] vehicle and [Jordan] was seen on video spray painting some of the home security cameras.”

Two weeks later, a neighbor of Moore’s “called police because [Jordan] was throwing items at [Moore’s] house, breaking windows, while he was on the phone with [Moore] yelling at her.”

Between September 2016 and February 2017, Jordan called Moore up to 30 times a day, the petition said. Moore blocked his number in February but she began getting calls from an unknown number all hours of the night.

He posted several messages complaining about Moore on Instagram the past few weeks, saying he felt used by Moore and was upset he wasn’t invited to the reunion show and compensated accordingly. Around March 20, Jordan told a friend of Moore’s that she was going to “get what she deserves” and that he was going to “get” her, the petition said. She felt like she had a “reasonable fear” for her life.

She requests that Jordan be served the notice and have the court order Moore “to stop harassing and intimidating [Moore] and her immediate family,” not have any contact with her and stay 200 yards away from her and her home. She also wants him to receive “appropriate psychiatric or psychological services.”

Kenya Moore Claps Back At Women Who Poke Fun At Her Mommy Issues

Chile… Where the hell is Matt’s sister when you need her? She was giving Kenya the 3rd degree when they met but she needs to now be using that same energy to get her brother to leave Kenya’s ole cement booty ass alone!



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  1. LISA April 26, 2017 at 3:19 pm - Reply

    I wish somebody would take RHOA out of their misery, and FIRE KENYA MOORE!!! She is messy, a shit starter, and starts unnecessary drama with EVERYBODY. If she thinks she is going to be a match for KIM Z. ain’t never gonna happen. I’m from Detroit, and I can tell you right now, ATL is the place for her. All that damn drama she brings, nobody is trying to hear that %$%# here in the D. Let’s make that clear!

    Cynthia can go too, as far as I’m concerned.

  2. MamiSpeaks April 3, 2017 at 3:08 pm - Reply

    Awww hell no, not cockoo & musty!

  3. Stanhope April 2, 2017 at 10:32 am - Reply

    Miss Matt is GAY and a frustrated bottom. Kenya paid little of nothing for his thirsty butt.

  4. Anonymous March 31, 2017 at 11:32 am - Reply

    I wish this boring stupid hoe could get a real story line both of them retarded as fuck

  5. Tiara March 30, 2017 at 6:32 pm - Reply

    Never known a woman to file a restraining order on a “rent a boyfriend” nah that was her man and he is crazy PERIOD

  6. Shh March 30, 2017 at 4:42 pm - Reply

    Ok but where is the podcast?

  7. Renecia Sodamncute Jolly March 30, 2017 at 8:12 pm - Reply

    Lekesha Davis

  8. Skitz Abby Young March 30, 2017 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    Well how will she get some dick cause ain’t no man will fuck her unless they totally broke now

  9. Shauna White March 30, 2017 at 8:03 pm - Reply

    Lmmfao called his ass retarded.

  10. Tiffany Jackson-Billings March 30, 2017 at 8:00 pm - Reply

    Not retarded, HOLLERING!!☠️

  11. Melody Wilson March 30, 2017 at 7:59 pm - Reply

    Why do i lowkey think she is kind of enjoying him acting crazy and all the drama behind it….like shes desirable or something…ya know? Like staying in the tabloids. Idk just the vibes im getting

    • Jus Starr AR March 30, 2017 at 8:16 pm - Reply

      yessssssssss. She just wants viewers to thinks it’s so good it drives Matt crazy. I cant with her

  12. CA Walker March 30, 2017 at 7:58 pm - Reply

    She do know that with a restraining order she can’t fcuk him in his truck no more.

  13. IamJessica Jackson March 30, 2017 at 7:55 pm - Reply

    I thought she had already done that. Smh

  14. Mitzi M Martin-Ferlance March 30, 2017 at 7:49 pm - Reply

    Retarded rent a boyfriend

  15. Ibrahim Ferrer March 30, 2017 at 7:46 pm - Reply

    I guess she found the right one to make her the victim that she wants us all to perceive her to be.

  16. A'Lillian Grady Fuller March 30, 2017 at 7:42 pm - Reply

    Lol!! Alexis L. Jackson

    • Alexis L. Jackson March 30, 2017 at 7:45 pm - Reply

      So he’s retarded! I’m not going to laugh! I’m not going to laugh!

  17. Estralita Givan March 30, 2017 at 7:41 pm - Reply

    Don’t call him retarded. She’s just as crazy as he is! But, it looks like Krazy K just rented the wrong Boyfriend. He only got $10,000! At least Walter got $40,000! Maybe that’s why he’s acting a fool, he wants what Walter got, plus interest!

  18. Cass Crenshaw Butler March 30, 2017 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    I thought she did this already, how many restraining orders is she going to get against him?

  19. Risha Rene March 30, 2017 at 7:29 pm - Reply

    Somehow I feel like they deserve each other

  20. Rashona Gethers March 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm - Reply

    Lauren Oguje

  21. Nathaniel A. Collins March 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm - Reply

    Not rent a boyfriend..!

  22. Kamiron Binford March 30, 2017 at 7:01 pm - Reply

    Oh lawd, here come the overly sensitive people

  23. Adilma Spalding March 30, 2017 at 7:00 pm - Reply

    Until she wants some money more D!ck!

  24. Monique Mrselba Barnes March 30, 2017 at 6:59 pm - Reply

    I want her to be single. She sucks at picking a partner.

  25. Cheryl Andries March 30, 2017 at 6:57 pm - Reply

    Who cares bring back Kim and Nene

  26. Theresa Tessie Dobey March 30, 2017 at 6:57 pm - Reply

    I never seen a woman that picks out duds every time, oh wait my sister is the dud magnet.

  27. Kenitha Batiste March 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm - Reply

    This fool got crazy all in his eyes

  28. Tabetha Crowder March 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm - Reply

    lmao @ retarted rent a boyfriend…. u aint right lmao

  29. Cleo Tonie Brown March 30, 2017 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    She is a Hot mess.. And its sad!!!

  30. Peggy Grace March 30, 2017 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    U know what I really dislike about Ms. Moore. She’s always making sideway remarks in the confessionals about Phaedra (or any woman) having sex. Kenya act like she is a damn virgin. She out here smashing rented retarded broke Boys but always worried about who the next woman is sexing. Somebody really need to call her out on that.

  31. Stephanie Murray March 30, 2017 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    You should not have used the word “retarded” in this caption

  32. Kim Green March 30, 2017 at 6:41 pm - Reply

  33. Kamiron Binford March 30, 2017 at 6:38 pm - Reply

    Rhonni Slaughter

  34. Contessa Burton March 30, 2017 at 6:32 pm - Reply

    But she is just as much to blame….crazy loves crazy.

  35. Karmekia Wilson March 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm - Reply

    Lmao @ Musty Mat

  36. Irene Smith March 30, 2017 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    Antron Brownlee

  37. Rhoneshia Snelson March 30, 2017 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    Tammy McMillan Bell

  38. Chazsaty Harmon March 30, 2017 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    She putting a restraining order on him now cus the show has wrapped up! Girl bye !

  39. Kea Rheubottom March 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm - Reply

    ‘Retarded’ though…I WILL NOT LAUGH.

  40. Courtney Court March 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm - Reply

    She plays with his emotions and you can tell. He is too stupid to walk away from her dumb ass.

  41. Melissa Coop-Mcgee March 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm - Reply

    that’s what u get

  42. Tamika Massey March 30, 2017 at 6:18 pm - Reply

    She Fake just like her Life

  43. Tavaria Burnett March 30, 2017 at 6:18 pm - Reply

    Bee Wooten

  44. Ashley Shyrell Kelly March 30, 2017 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    Whitney Washington Hughes, I can’t get past the headline

  45. Toni QueenBella Montana March 30, 2017 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    LLS at retarded rent a boyfriend hahahahahahhah

  46. Yonette Coggins March 30, 2017 at 6:13 pm - Reply

    This show was taped months ago, they just showed an episode with Matt recently, now all of a sudden wow what a coincidence

    • Ebonye Render March 30, 2017 at 6:24 pm - Reply

      She filed it Bc in the article it says that he still calls her 30x a day and he told a friend of hers recently that he was going to “get her” and some other threat I forget what it said.

  47. Camille Yvette March 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm - Reply


  48. Joce Lynzz March 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    Shoot the name of the site is red flag enough Rent a bf

  49. Tessa Higgs March 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm - Reply

    I absolutely HATE the R word, but I couldn’t help to to cackle at that headline.

  50. Tracie King March 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm - Reply

    She should stop trying to be in folks face and just be in her own face. Then when she meets people she might be able to forge real relationships and if she can’t she should stop all the lying and pretending

  51. Rebecca McDaniel March 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm - Reply

    She probably filed it then called him to schedule a dinner date the next day…she’s just as slow as he is.

    • Jus Starr AR March 30, 2017 at 8:17 pm - Reply

      Dinner date in the truck, so cameras wont catch it, and then if they do she will say in her confessionals how he snuck up on her…

  52. Vickey Hart March 30, 2017 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    Musty Matt

  53. Charlette Calhoun March 30, 2017 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    I’m shocked she didn’t see the crazy just by looking at him.

    • Charlene Evans-Hiers March 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm - Reply

      Kenya likes that foolishness.

    • Joce Lynzz March 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm - Reply

      Right those eyes

    • Ebonye Render March 30, 2017 at 6:24 pm - Reply

      No offense but a lot of people didn’t. I just thought he was wide eyed. I know better now

    • Gerrina Coco Miles March 30, 2017 at 6:51 pm - Reply


    • Lorna Phifer March 30, 2017 at 7:51 pm - Reply

      OMG yes Matt look crazy AF..LOL

    • Kenisha Brown March 30, 2017 at 8:14 pm - Reply

      Yeah, I saw the off-alization from the beginning. Lol. Eyes don’t lie, or that Grinch smile.

    • Joce Lynzz March 30, 2017 at 8:20 pm - Reply

      Well I may be naive here but i thought she’d actually met her tru love when he first came on the scene but then he also came off a little to extra

  54. Winter Verrett March 30, 2017 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    Funky Dineva I literally lol at work. Why did you call that man retarded? Never-mind retarded question.

  55. Thelma Emily Akpan March 30, 2017 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    this title man Chanti Nanton Mike Fatone

  56. Erica Byrd March 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    Not retarded rent a BF. Lmao I’m crying

    • Stanhope April 2, 2017 at 10:34 am - Reply


  57. Rgna Cordell March 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    This headline. LOL

  58. TiaNasha Moore March 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    NIGGA! Rent a man

  59. Gerrina Coco Miles March 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    He’s a friggin nut!

    • Shannon Green March 30, 2017 at 6:34 pm - Reply

      Dude is crazy! He seemed cool in the beginning, but that blew up fast..

  60. Symonne Cargill March 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    Camille Yvette

  61. Jovan N Washington March 30, 2017 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    Nessy girl, what you say?

    • Janet Foster March 30, 2017 at 6:07 pm - Reply

      Guess he was not worth the money she paid him. ijs lol.

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