Chrissy, If you wonder why Jim Jones won’t marry your ass, perhaps its because you keep fighting like a dude and popping off of chicks like your a gang member. Geesh knock it off pa-lease. You are over 40 and too pretty for all of this.
This morning at around 2:30, the police read Chrissy her Mirandas and transported her ass down to da slammer for aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. Loosely translated, Miss Girl was probably
drunk a lil tipsy and knocked the sh!t out of some chick much smaller than her because the day was Sunday.
Edgewater PD reports that the victim was beat up bad enough to need hospitalization. Reportedly the victim was bloodied and the doctors had to stitch an area above her eye.
For those of you that may thing this is a publicity stunt for the show, think again. No cameras where anywhere in sight. Its been told Chrissy got pissed that the alleged victim sat on the sofa she was sitting on and accidentally bumped into someone. Sounds like good enough reason to beat a bish down to me!
Chrissy was released a few hours later after Jim Jones bailed her out. Ha