So y’all already know how I feel about this train wreck of a reality television show, The Houston’s On Our Own, set to debut on Wednesday, October 24th on Lifetime. Well, additional promotion pictures have been released and if you want to get a good laugh, then perhaps you should hear what I have to say about them.
Bobby Kristina is over the age of 18 now right? That means she is no longer a child and I can officially go in and let have right? Y’all know I have a policy about children. I DO NOT talk about folks children unless it is Jayden & Willow Smith. I can’t stand their grown asses. Anyway. I guess in the above picture, Bobby Kristina calls herself paying HOMAGE to Aaliyah with the over dramatic swoop across the eye. Chile, but the only thing that is One In A Million is that vulgar gap. It’s as if her face is playing hide in seek with its self. The left eye got it right, but the gap is hiding in plain sight. Check out the rest.
At least her hair looks decent for a change…
This lil boy right here looks like he is going to grow up to be an ole greasy pastor. Something about him screams Chester The Molestor. Can’t nobody in the Houston Camp dress. Nick Gordon wreaks of lameness. Why the hell is he so round looking to be so young? I’m not going to lie, Nick is giving me Bobby Brown reincarnate T’s.
Now y’all know I don’t this heffa right here, Pat Houston. I can’t say too much about her picture. Pat is holding it down for the middle aged women out there. Mama is looking good, and this hair is vast improvement from that stingy wrap that she sported during her sit down interview with Oprah. However, I will take a minute to again reiterate that I DO NOT TRUST PAT HOUSTON PAST HOW FAR I CAN THROW HER. She is shole capitalizing of her beloved
paycheck sister in law, free ride client, bump buddy friend’s, untimely departure. Let me tell you something Pat, you might be nickel slick, but i got yo penny change! I’m on to you hussie.
This old bastard. Everything about Gary’s old rusty a** screams conniving snake. He an Pat both look like they write bad checks. I guess Gary figured since pat no longer has her hands directly in Whitney’s purse that he better get off his a** and work. Speaking of checks, I know Gary and Pat cashed Whitney’s Sparkle checks. I know they did. All $200 of it, cause y’all know ain’t nobody half go see that tired behind movie.
This is Pat & Gary’s daughter. I don’t even know her name. She is a child so I will reserve my sentiments for her 18th birthday.
Hey Cissy. Y’all know I can’t go in on Cissy. I’m just gone through my hand up and wave. Hey Chile. I know one thing, Cissy better not get up on no more stages and sing during this show. Now Cissy we let you slide at that funeral, and I’m going to leave it at that. Where the hell is Dionne Warrick?