New Promo Pics For Houston Family Reality Show Are Here + Super Trailer

Posted on Oct 18 2012 - 7:25am by Funky Dineva

So y’all already know how I feel about this train wreck of a reality television show, The Houston’s On Our Own, set to debut on Wednesday, October 24th on Lifetime. Well, additional promotion pictures have been released and if you want to get a good laugh, then perhaps you should hear what I have to say about them. 

Bobby Kristina is over the age of 18 now right? That means she is no longer a child and I can officially go in and let have right? Y’all know I have a policy about children. I DO NOT talk about folks children unless it is Jayden & Willow Smith. I can’t stand their grown asses. Anyway. I guess in the above picture, Bobby Kristina calls herself paying HOMAGE to Aaliyah with the over dramatic swoop across the eye. Chile, but the only thing that is One In A Million is that vulgar gap. It’s as if her face is playing hide in seek with its self. The left eye got it right, but the gap is hiding in plain sight. Check out the rest.

At least her hair looks decent for a change…


This lil boy right here looks like he is going to grow up to be an ole greasy pastor. Something about him screams Chester The Molestor. Can’t nobody in the Houston Camp dress. Nick Gordon wreaks of lameness. Why the hell is he so round looking to be so young? I’m not going to lie, Nick is giving me Bobby Brown reincarnate T’s. 

Now y’all know I don’t this heffa right here, Pat Houston. I can’t say too much about her picture. Pat is holding it down for the middle aged women out there. Mama is looking good, and this hair is vast improvement from that stingy wrap that she sported during her sit down interview with Oprah. However, I will take a minute to again reiterate that I DO NOT TRUST PAT HOUSTON PAST HOW FAR I CAN THROW HER. She is shole capitalizing of her beloved paycheck sister in law, free ride client, bump buddy friend’s, untimely departure. Let me tell you something Pat, you might be nickel slick, but i got yo penny change! I’m on to you hussie. 


This old bastard. Everything about Gary’s old rusty a** screams conniving snake. He an Pat both look like they write bad checks. I guess Gary figured since pat no longer has her hands directly in Whitney’s purse that he better get off his a** and work. Speaking of checks, I know Gary and Pat cashed Whitney’s Sparkle checks. I know they did. All $200 of it, cause y’all know ain’t nobody half go see that tired behind movie.  


This is Pat & Gary’s daughter. I don’t even know her name. She is a child so I will reserve my sentiments for her 18th birthday.


Hey Cissy. Y’all know I can’t go in on Cissy. I’m just gone through my hand up and wave. Hey Chile. I know one thing, Cissy better not get up on no more stages and sing during this show. Now Cissy we let you slide at that funeral, and I’m going to leave it at that. Where the hell is Dionne Warrick? 


Super Trailer


Will you be watching? What are your thoughts on the pics and the show?

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  1. NaturalGirlRock October 24, 2012 at 5:54 pm - Reply

    I can’t with this shit…

  2. Jlov3420 October 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm - Reply

    Damn Dineva…. i just cant. Ur ultra mean ass this show is is gonna be…..something chile… and what wrong with her gap??? I got one…proud of it….and it aint getting “fixed” bitch lol Love you tho xoxo

  3. NICKI LOVE October 19, 2012 at 7:28 am - Reply


  4. olivia October 18, 2012 at 8:58 pm - Reply

    Oooo I loved that breakdown! Yes indeedy and this is what I have to add; 1. Whitney is still warm! surely there is a minimum period of respect to give, like maybe a year? 2.You are spot on about Nick Gordon, I’m guessing his fingers already smell like nappies.

  5. Anonymous October 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    How can Bobbi Christina smile like that when she is missing a front tooth? Oh…my bad… that’s a big ass gap. My hair is laid like, get your teeth fixed before you film a reality TV show about your life. This ish is a mess!!! I know Whitney is rolling in her grave. SMH.

  6. Loving Me Some Dineva October 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm - Reply

    Only way I will be supporting this show in any fashion is if Ms. Dineva will be doing video giving her spin on the situation.

  7. zeta4lif October 18, 2012 at 11:51 am - Reply

    I CAN’T WITH THIS!!!! that child is still on drugs and Nick is also, this is not the way to mourn your loss on T.V all of them are on a hustle, can someone please tell me what job he has that he wrecking cars and getting another one in a manner of days, same car different color, It has been something that rubbed me wrong about Gary & Pat for a minute (shysty azzes!!!) they know when Bobbi Kris get a hold of that money she and nick are goinng to smoke and snort it up, I know Pat and Gary wanted this show because you see OWN NETWORK didn’t touch it, BUT sometimes God will allow things to EXPOSE ALL THINGS, this is a train wreck waiting to happen I will not be watching but I will be reading the recaps cause I know “THE DOLL” is going to go in and left have (and in that order) ALL OF THEM TRYING TO CASH OUT!!! they need to all go to the Georgia Dome and have several seats, and I believe someone “close” to Whitney was supplying her with coke (side-eye Pat) shit didn’t all of them use to be on drugs even Ms. Cissy??? I bet if Mr. Houston was alive all this mess want be going on, this is just me BUT she might need to start back communicating with her dad, at least talking (I’ve been there when I hated my dad) but we have patched up things (only God can do it)I think all these reality shows have really run their course BUT I LOVE TI& TINY, AND GIRLFRIEND CONFIDENTIAL I really have a low tolerence for fuckery.

  8. Landie October 18, 2012 at 7:46 am - Reply

    Chilllllllllld, that’s a mess! Smdh!

  9. snake eyes October 18, 2012 at 7:38 am - Reply

    Hale yeah ill be watching!

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