Ocho Cinco Shows Us How Big His “MANHOOD” Is In The Backseat of a Raggedy Car

Posted on Jun 12 2014 - 12:59am by Funky Dineva

Chad-Ochocinco

Hey y’all. Let me just start out by saying Chad Johnson is my dude. I don’t care what nobody says about this dude, he is alright with me. I think the largest part of my attraction to him is that we are both from Miami. I understand Chad on a level the most of the world cant. Nonetheless, Chad does some things that a bish just doesn’t understand sometimes. One of those things is showing us his erect manhood bulging from his pants while in the backseat of a ragedy car. My first question is, “b!tch what the hell are you doing in the backseat of a raggedy car?” My next question is, “how can I be down?” Ha!

Anyway, y’all get into what Ocho Cinco has to share with y’all…

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So ya boy posted this to his Instagram, and all he had to say was “Monsters ball”. Ha

Monster or Kitty?

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  1. Funky Adina June 13, 2014 at 1:56 pm - Reply

    Since I too am from South Florida (Lauderdale) I get Chad too and the only way you would is if you were from this way so while ya’ll hoez are worried about burns in the seat (of which is most likely not even his car since he’s apparently in the backseat) and him getting a job (which he probably still has more money than the last dude you let pipe you down) ya’ll are depriving yourselves of a real treat…I’m sitting here drooling at my desk at work, ratchet car and all…YES GAWD for the monster balls and the monster meat laying on the burnt seat!!! Chad, my head is built Ford tough and if you head butt me I just might like it…Heeeyyyy Ocho!!!

  2. Joohs June 13, 2014 at 10:59 am - Reply

    He probably stuffed it…lol

  3. Latrice Alexander June 13, 2014 at 12:18 pm - Reply

    He can head butt me anytime!

  4. Tiffany Talley June 13, 2014 at 11:28 am - Reply

    I´ll give that nigga a line of credit….come visit me at wells Fargo

  5. Tiffany Talley June 13, 2014 at 11:27 am - Reply

    But his shoes fresh lol

  6. Latoya Smith June 13, 2014 at 8:06 am - Reply

    Lonicka Laurent i finally saw it!!!!!!!

  7. Renada Roy June 13, 2014 at 4:51 am - Reply

    nice,very nice

  8. Corduroy Norwood June 13, 2014 at 3:45 am - Reply

    If u don´t have anything nice to say don´t say anything at all…I´m confuse what does burns in the car seats have to do with his penis

  9. Laquetta Vaughn June 13, 2014 at 2:47 am - Reply

    Whom ever is and has fucked this man aint got no walls. That shit all down his leg then he advertising, like the shit good with his slick broke ass…

  10. Zada Jones Collins June 13, 2014 at 1:06 am - Reply

    Geesh….that car nasty…it look like it may stank..cuz the car.look stank..lol LaKeisha Isom Aieshia Walker

  11. LaKeisha Isom June 13, 2014 at 1:01 am - Reply

    Aieshia Walker Zada Jones Collins Brandy B DeLucca….just look at this….

  12. Mimi Achille June 13, 2014 at 12:15 am - Reply

    What a corn ball!!! He is too old to be doing crap like that! He needs 2 grow the hell up! So unbecoming of what is suppose 2 be a man! He swears he is ALL that but all he is a has been wanna be still down! #85… your NFL career is DONE and that groupie u was married to that u tattooed her face to ur leg had a baby with some other dummy so wake up and act ur age and NOT ur small dick size!!!

  13. Amanda S. Alexander June 12, 2014 at 11:55 pm - Reply

    Is that a cigarette burn on the seat…???? Very tacky!!!

  14. T Michelle Huntley June 12, 2014 at 11:44 pm - Reply

    Ocho Diez!!!! Papi lindo

  15. Rashonda Edwards-Washington June 12, 2014 at 11:23 pm - Reply

    Clawd!

  16. Eve Norman June 12, 2014 at 11:11 pm - Reply

    Take the wheel! MizzFree Bratt

  17. Bobby Johnson June 12, 2014 at 11:10 pm - Reply

    Rashonda Edwards-Washington and Tiffany Henry

  18. MizzFree Bratt June 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm - Reply

    Eve Norman whoa buddy! Lol

  19. Tamara Scott June 12, 2014 at 11:05 pm - Reply

    Yessss!!

  20. Jackie Richards June 12, 2014 at 10:55 pm - Reply

    Adrienne Alexander

  21. Tanika Sykes June 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm - Reply

    I love his…. Shoe choice! Soooooo very nice!

  22. Angela Colagene June 12, 2014 at 10:42 pm - Reply

    Maybe he should become a male escort. That way he can whore around and get paid for it.

  23. Tamika D Jackson June 12, 2014 at 10:37 pm - Reply

    Yea buddy

  24. Shawntrice Camille June 12, 2014 at 10:25 pm - Reply

    Tanishia L. Barnhart too funny

  25. Nicole Beverly June 12, 2014 at 9:58 pm - Reply

    Lmaooo at the raggedy car part

  26. Tiffany Baggett June 12, 2014 at 9:50 pm - Reply

    Keenan Graves

  27. Mavis Wiggins June 12, 2014 at 9:28 pm - Reply

    Nice sneakers….

  28. Lasean Parker Spruell June 12, 2014 at 9:17 pm - Reply

    Oooo Ochoa cinco

  29. Nichelle S Willis June 12, 2014 at 9:07 pm - Reply

    Dang he could have at least found a clean seat spot to take the pic lmao. Raggedy indeed

  30. Craimeka Sweetascandy Sallins June 12, 2014 at 9:05 pm - Reply

    But look at the person it´s attached too…He is a mess

  31. K Janell Correia June 12, 2014 at 9:01 pm - Reply

    WOW nice photo

  32. Shakerri Jones June 12, 2014 at 8:57 pm - Reply

    Meeka what in the hell…..

  33. Meeka OweitalltoGod Smallwood June 12, 2014 at 8:54 pm - Reply

    Shakerri Jones

  34. Natasha Mayberry June 12, 2014 at 8:46 pm - Reply

    I´m impressed!

  35. Brian Turns June 12, 2014 at 8:29 pm - Reply

    What you say my name for? I didnt post this.

  36. Teonia Hughes June 12, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    Brian Turns

  37. Jovon Savage June 12, 2014 at 8:10 pm - Reply

    I´d still do him wit his Lil dick sucking it will make it bigger

  38. Holly Rose June 12, 2014 at 8:07 pm - Reply

    Tacky & really not that big

  39. Veronica Hihater Bell June 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm - Reply

    Chile!

  40. La Shunrick Denise June 12, 2014 at 7:27 pm - Reply

    Too bad it can´t pay his bills or give him aome commin sense. He needs to stop it!

  41. Julene Softbrn Anderson June 12, 2014 at 7:13 pm - Reply

    I thought the pic was about the shoes,lol..

    • Tise June 12, 2014 at 5:42 pm - Reply

      Yes! I was looking at his shoes omg. Didn’t even notice his thang lol!

  42. Taneesha Galloway Johnson June 12, 2014 at 6:55 pm - Reply

    Lonnie Williams not a raggedy car #Weak

  43. Darcenia McDowell June 12, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    Seems like a plane seat to me….. oh yeah how old is he again?

  44. Tiffnie Davis AHappierme June 12, 2014 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    Anaconda

  45. Bradley Goffer June 12, 2014 at 6:16 pm - Reply

    ur num

  46. Bradley Goffer June 12, 2014 at 6:16 pm - Reply

    y fine

  47. Kevint Green June 12, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    I don´t see anything…

  48. Chyna Stroud June 12, 2014 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    First off. Who the fuck takes a pic of they mans and puts “monster ball”.

  49. Cece Rowell June 12, 2014 at 6:00 pm - Reply

    Primera Burth

  50. Quenzetta Adams June 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    I really don´t care what the car looked like.

  51. Kay Bee June 12, 2014 at 5:57 pm - Reply

    That interior tho´ ✋

  52. Tiffany Miles-Gaye June 12, 2014 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    Chiiiiile

  53. Jeremy EverChanging June 12, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    I would suck it!!

    • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 5:20 pm - Reply

      I am pretty sure he would decline that offer. If you punks don’t want people to react negatively to you, you could try not being do damn nasty and perverted toward straight men.

  54. Kiara Reed June 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    Zandra Reed CLUTCHING MY MOTHERF*CKIN PEARLS

  55. Yaisa Julius June 12, 2014 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    Now that´s a Head Butt and a stab in the back of the throat

  56. Betty Johnson June 12, 2014 at 5:23 pm - Reply

    yawns

  57. LadyDi June 12, 2014 at 1:20 pm - Reply

    Doesn’t he need a JOB? Showing that tired sausage print won’t help his cause in the least bit.

  58. Tiara J Graham June 12, 2014 at 5:16 pm - Reply

    Tiffany Carey Oh my lol

  59. Massiel Sandoval June 12, 2014 at 5:15 pm - Reply

    Danyelle Templeton for some reason I can´t pull up his pages on my phone. Screenshot it for me and text it. Thanks a bunch…….lol

  60. Lisa J. Wallace June 12, 2014 at 5:07 pm - Reply

    All I can say is I LOVE YOU CHILE FOR THIS ONE ♥♥♥

  61. Tiffany Carey June 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm - Reply

    Tiara J Graham

  62. Shana Scott June 12, 2014 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    T.A.C.K.Y. as always…

  63. Eli Ane June 12, 2014 at 4:24 pm - Reply

    Hoose

  64. Eli Ane June 12, 2014 at 4:23 pm - Reply

    Yummy

  65. Delores Moore June 12, 2014 at 4:22 pm - Reply

    oh my my my!! (he-he)

  66. Sjockiea Porter June 12, 2014 at 4:22 pm - Reply

    Kmilz Boutdatlife u dumb as hell. Lmaoooo

  67. Marian Walton June 12, 2014 at 4:18 pm - Reply

    FYI Luba

  68. Zandra Reed June 12, 2014 at 4:18 pm - Reply

    Kiara Reed

  69. Star Woodley June 12, 2014 at 4:15 pm - Reply

    Bye

  70. Christina SoAmazing Charles June 12, 2014 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    Natasha McLeod

  71. Dykeisha Monifah June 12, 2014 at 12:04 pm - Reply

    I would just like to know why is his cut off sweats so damn short? Truth be told, I’d be more impressed if the pant leg was a little longer and his member was damn near to his kneecap. le sigh

    • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 1:26 pm - Reply

      Hoes always try to act like every man has to have a horse cock. Down to his knee caps? Stop. You sound like you watch too much porn.

      • I Say What I Want To June 12, 2014 at 3:03 pm - Reply

        I agree- I don’t need him that big besides a cushioned couch only can take 6 inches if your shit take more you may want to evaluate your list…you maybe be a loose goose! I’ll take 6 maybe 7 and the girth !!

        • I Say What I Want To June 12, 2014 at 3:03 pm - Reply

          cooch*

          • Bish Please... June 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm -

            That’s one persons opinion and also happens to be mine. Why ya’ll on here riding so hard for this nicca anyway? Is it because he follows you on twitter. Newsflash, he follows all hoes on twitter.

  72. Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 11:50 am - Reply

    Dick aside, I am just sad to see a brother who had so much success now acting like a damn THOT on instagram. That was a hard fall.

    • BU June 12, 2014 at 12:39 pm - Reply

      Nigs be thirsty and this AINT even cute… He’s to damn old to be doing this foolery and it’s just SAD…. THE STATE OF OUR BLACK MEN IN SAD, SAD, SAD…

  73. Catherine McConneyhead June 12, 2014 at 11:47 am - Reply

    Oh my!!!!

  74. Chevette Collins June 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm - Reply

    Stacy Jennings

  75. Prince-Queen HottChyna June 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm - Reply
  76. Aimee ICandy Camillo June 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm - Reply

    Big dick but he beats women… I´ll pass! Dick ain´t that important

  77. MzMunchie To´You June 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm - Reply

    Thot trap! Lol

  78. Hannah McPherson June 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    fuck ochocinco :/

    • brooklyn bridget June 12, 2014 at 1:27 pm - Reply

      some of us would like to

      • Bish Please... June 12, 2014 at 5:05 pm - Reply

        Is Ocho financing this blog?

        • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 5:24 pm - Reply

          I guess the real question is why you hating so hard tho?! Damn. You sound mad that ladies are feeling the dude’s package.

  79. Kelly White June 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    So

  80. Step Chandler June 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    Damn I love his big feet I mean tennis shoes…aww hell I like what he´s offering no tea no shade he can get it…yes gawwwwwwwd nessa you did it for me dis morn”ting….

  81. Chun J. Morris June 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    That´s average, but I like Chad.

    • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 1:21 pm - Reply

      Average? Girl please. Knowing you done took many a small D. Either that or you have a cooch the size of the grand canyon

      • Ronda_12 June 12, 2014 at 2:54 pm - Reply

        LMAO!!!

        • Dykeisha Monifah June 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm - Reply

          That’s one persons opinion and also happens to be mine. Why ya’ll on here riding so hard for this nicca anyway? Is it because he follows you on twitter. Newsflash, he follows all hoes on twitter.

          • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 5:27 pm -

            Bish why do you keep repeating the same comment?

  82. Anthony Jones June 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    yall have no sense of perspective that nigga dick is little

    • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 1:24 pm - Reply

      Nigga shut up. Knowing yours aint even that big

  83. Shontay Still-Standing June 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm - Reply

    I just knew it was big and I was right

  84. Dana ItGirl Jeanmarie June 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm - Reply

    Shelly Daughterofa King Girl I didn´t even know that was Chad, lol.

  85. Ashley Nicole Spendlove June 12, 2014 at 3:23 pm - Reply

    Idc how big it he´s he´s still an asshole lmao

  86. Cam Bobo June 12, 2014 at 3:23 pm - Reply

    Raggedy car lmaoooo

  87. Penney Thomas June 12, 2014 at 3:23 pm - Reply

    oooh mmmmy <3

  88. Miranda Rightz June 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    lmmao @ raggedy car!!!!

  89. Tiffani HiHater Bradley June 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    Its.almost.coming out his.shorts !!he.better tame that beast !

  90. MrsAntonio Dudley June 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    I swear Funky Dineva is not dealing from a full deck……kml

  91. Eboni Rideout June 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    Who gives a damn whr he´s sittn…im not lookn at the seat…im lookn at what I cn sit on…#heyyyyy

  92. Rayshunda Hildreth Gmt June 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    Tabitha Davis

  93. Leshonn Denise Massey June 12, 2014 at 3:21 pm - Reply

    Good Lord, that thing is BIG!!!

  94. Robin Weston June 12, 2014 at 3:20 pm - Reply

    LMAO! In the back of a raggedy car..

  95. Kenya Kpeezy Parker June 12, 2014 at 3:20 pm - Reply

    SD White

  96. Loving This Site June 12, 2014 at 9:37 am - Reply

    Did he ever cover up that big ass face tatoo he had gotten of Evelyn Lozada AFTER he assaulted her and she left him?

  97. TWheel June 12, 2014 at 4:51 am - Reply

    That’s about a good 9 1/2 or 10! It’ll do just fine! Forget that raggedy ass car, just give me the D!!! Yasssssssss honey!

    • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 11:59 am - Reply

      You sound like a thirsty fat hoodrat

      • Loving This Site June 12, 2014 at 12:13 pm - Reply

        Funny because I thought it was gay bottom with that Yaassss comment. But now all the hood rats are saying it because of Niki and Nene, so your probably right.

      • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 1:06 pm - Reply

        Love that she sounds fat lol

        • Anonymous June 12, 2014 at 1:23 pm - Reply

          Lol . Well them big heffas be the most thirsty ones. They be throwing those big panties all over the internet. Like anyone wants to catch em

      • Anonymous June 14, 2014 at 12:18 am - Reply

        Bitch please! Hoodrat my ass! I am a 30 year old, highly educated (Master in Public Administration), classy, 5′ 5 1/2″, 165lb, curvy beautiful woman. I have a very rewarding career, and I travel the world for my job as well as my personal life. I commented on this website just for fun…thirsty???? I don’t think so. I quench my thirst with some of the finest wines that money can buy. Now that you have an idea of who I am, let’s talk about you. You must be miserable with life to feel the need to attack someone who is expressing their personal opinion on a public website. You’re the one who seems thirsty. Thirsty for attention and you will not get anymore from me. Yassssssss hunty! Kmsl!

  98. Selbra June 12, 2014 at 1:25 am - Reply

    I want to ride too!!!

  99. Selbra June 12, 2014 at 1:24 am - Reply

    Well damn!!!!

  100. JUSTME June 12, 2014 at 1:20 am - Reply

    Well damn!

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