As The Twelve Atlantic Station Turns. This real life recount of 100% factual occurrences is sure to leave you at the edge of your seat, laughing to no end, and dying to get to the bar at Twelve Atlantic Station to witness some of this for your self.
In this installment of As The Twelve Atlantic Station Turns, I want to introduce you to Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Katrina is one of the so called managers of the restaurant. The residents of the building call her Hurricane because everything on her looks displaced, disheveled, and disgusting. Quiet as its kept, when I first saw her, I commended the restaurant for having a mentor ship program with a battered women’s shelter. Unbeknownst to me, in the words of Beyonce “She woke up like this”. Just picture Miss Celie meets Ragedy Ann. Non the less, her appearance is the least of Hurricane’s issues. Her mental capacity, or lack there of is the main thing crippling operations. Chile one day we had a field day laughing at the poor woman trying to transfer a call. She struggled so bad with trying to use the telephone that eventually the person on the other end just hung up.
Recently Atlanta was hit with a snow storm that left the city paralyzed and residents and hotel guest trapped in the building. Lord have mercy Jesus, why was Hurricane and her missing brain on duty that night. Chile food orders were backed up for over an hour. Folks were placing orders, but only half their order would come out while there was another 40 minute wait on the other half. Hurricane found it more prudent to argue with restaurant guest over discounts for poor customer service than to address the fact that their was a break down in the kitchen. Continue reading
Bae-Bae last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta had it going on. There are so many unanswered questions and mixed reviews as to who’s to blame. The Doll most certainly has her opinions and I’ve consolidated them all in my latest video ‘My Hair Is Layed Like Obama Care.’ Get into the video, check out the poll questions, and let The Doll know your thoughts. Continue reading
Written by: Brian Rayfield
Saints, the “morality” gods have spoken, and in the name of what’s right and humane, have decided to cancel the George Zimmerman/DMX celebrity boxing match. For those of us who were damn near “up in arms” over this foolery, we can breathe a sigh of relief; And for those of you who were actually planning to monetarily support this endeavor, well, you can have several seats.
For those of you who are a few weeks behind, let me quickly bring you up to speed. About three weeks ago, word began to circulate that “acquitted” Florida KILLER George Zimmerman was looking to be pitted against another non-factor in a “celebrity” boxing match.
Now follow me with this. Remember, George Zimmerman is the same man whom a Florida court found not guilty in the 2012 shooting death of unarmed, black teenager, Trayvon Martin. The same individual who has had numerous run-ins with the law since being acquitted; YES, he is a celebrity now.
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Bisshhhhh somebody got theirwig split. So you wanna be a groupie huh? Please note that there are occupational hazards that come along with this sh!t. I hope you’re bout it! In the words of our dearly departed K. Michelle, don’t shake unless you want to get shook. I wonder if lil mama above shook or got shaken. You be the judge.
Below is the consolidated post chronicling the chain of events as they developed. Continue reading
Just so y’all know, ratchet tv season is when I make ALL MY MONEY. Someone is calling bullsh*t on Karlie Redd and accusing her of photoshopping the the side by side penis comparison photos of Benzino & Young Joc, giving Joc a digital advantage. In previous posts, I spilled the beans about the the brawl that took place at Stevie J & Benzino’s Restaurant and well as the social media battle that ensued afterwards [Karlie Redd & Benzino Instagram Beef’n. Benzino Shows Off Love Tatt While Karlie Compare D!ck Size (PICS)] . Shortly after my last post went up, my phone began to ring with claims of Bullsh!t and photoshopping. All jokes aside, Bezino’s nude pictures have been floating around the internet for some time, and it is obvious that the picture that Karlie Redd posted was Photoshopped. No tea no shade, I just don’t think she is the one who photoshopped it. Nothing about Karlie Redd says she knows how to use a computer. Correct me when I’m wrong and acknowledge me when I’m right.
Reportedly, Karlie is all in her feelings that Benzino has moved on and now is on a mission to cause trouble. I’m told that Karlie Redd wasn’t even invited to the party last night and specifically came to cause trouble. Non on of us are stupid, we all know how her a$$ got there. But I’m told that Karlie is once again throwing rock and hiding her hands.Karlie allegedly made mention to Kirk how she missed Benzino’s d!ck, but now she is slamming him for it publicly. That was supposedly part of the confusion last night and why Kirk was pulled into the cross fire. Remember I told you about that in the first post [EXCLUSIVE: LHHATL Violent Brawl Breaks Out At Opening Of Stevie J & Benzino’s Restaurant. Guess Who’s Involved?]
Anyway its time for a do over. No filters, No no photoshop, no bullsh!t. Who wins the race? Continue reading
It’s getting real out here in these streets. Yes Gawd Hunty! So remember I told you that there were SEVERAL altercations that took place last night at the grand opening party of Benzino & Stevie J’s restaurant? Well, another focal point of the evening is when Benzino, Karlie Redd, & Benzino’s girlfriend had their exchange. This exchange ended up with Karlie Redd getting all kinds of liquors tossed in her face and being escorted out of the club. Non the less, the action did not end there.
CLEARLY feeling some kind of way, Benzino took to his Instagram at 4am (I know because I was sitting in The Waffle House) to prove to Karlie and the world his love for his New Girlfriend Thea. He posted a picture of her name tattooed on his wrist with a caption that said:
I guess Karlie Redd figured “anything you can do, I can do better.” What Karlie did next was the real gag. Catch these T’s Continue reading