Listen y’all, I got the house this morning sometime after 1am. After crawling in bed, Love & Hip Hop Hollywood was on tv, and I figured I’d watch it until I fell asleep. Let me be the first person to say, I AM NOT HERE FOR TEAIRRA MARI and her antics AT ALL. And why the hell is spelling her name so damn complicated? Ghetto a$$. Let me tell y’all something, this R&B Divas hopeful is trying so hard to avoid ending up on TV One’s UNSUNG, that she is turning up for the sake of turning up and making an ass out of herself as she goes. Quiet as its kept, if she ran a rag between her legs as vigorously as she ran her mouth, perhaps she wouldn’t need pills & potions, powders & creams, to cool that fire that’s rolllin in her deep! Ya Feel me (Lil Scappy voice)
It saddens me that we now live in a time where cutting up on a reality tv show is everyone’s way out of the hood. Thanks a lot Evelyn Lozada! You really paved the way. While I’m on “making it out of the hood”, is it me, or is Teairra Mari homeless? Love & Hip Hop Hollywood opens up with Teairra talmbout she is “house sitting.” Girl bye! That is code for “I ain’t got no place to stay.” Have y’all notice that thus far, she has been in a permanent state of “house sitting”, and ain’t been home yet? Chile and you wonder why Ray J stop messing with her. Her “boom box” got that super bass and she ain’t got no business about herself. All things constant, I guess I’d have a bad attitude too.
If Teairra thinks one time that she is going to be the Joseline Hernandez of Hollywood, she might as well hang it up. No tea no shade, the guys on LHHH are far more interesting than the girls, and are overshadowing them at the moment. I honestly was expecting Teairra to come on this show, and NOT give the people what they were expecting. Rumors of Teairra having an atrocious attitude have plague her for years. All jokes aside, industry insiders always make mention of how the label had BIG PLANS for Rihanna & Teairra at the same time. However, the opted to drop Teairra because of her bad a$$ attitude. Chile I guess. On second thought, not having any real tangible musical talent, I guess turning up for a check is her only option at this point. Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills!
Here’s what we know, if the reality tv stuff does not work out for Miss Mari, she can always go be a spokesperson for Vagisil and Monistat, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. Ewww chile, how embarrassing. BYE!