Instagram Socialites Exposed: JonJonLamar. You Fine, But Not That Damn Fine. Where U Getting All This Sh!t From?

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Welcome to the third installment of Instagram Socialites Exposed.  Miami is over ran with beautiful females drenched and diamonds, adorned in high end fashions, and living in condo’s that rival palaces. What happens when a man comes along and gives the baddest bitch a run for her money?

JonJonLamar 6Meet JonJonLamar (Jonathon Lamar Greene). Jonathon’s Instagram page reads like a guide on how to live the good life. Cars, Condo’s boat trips, fashions, fine dinning, good looks; you name it, he’s got it. I’m not quite sure how I stumbled across JonJonLamar, but I have been following him for sometime. It’s worth mentioning that when I published the ‘all call’ soliciting nominations, I received quite a few emails from people who wanted to see JonJonLamar featured.

I noticed that Jonathon wears quite a bit of high-end fashions and seems to always be out and about shopping. Considering that Jonathon has put a picture of everything on Instagram except a work uniform, It left The Doll wondering how the hell is this bitch buying all this shit?

JonJonLamar 2Here’s what we know – According to Instagram

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

- He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

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Cirque du Soleil Wasn’t Pleased With Nene Leakes. Signed Her For 10 Days. Dropped Her After 3.

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NeNe Leakes Premieres In ZUMANITY, The Sensual Side Of Cirque du Soleil

Nene Leakes is quick to yell out that she is on Broadway, but she damn sure can’t yell out she is at Cirque du Soleil. This is a bit of old tea, seeing as though Leakes’s stint in Vegas was months ago. However, I was shocked to find out that the folks over at Cirque du Soleil were not featuring Nene Leakes. Looks like they made a bad investment. We’re hearing that Leakes was just unable to deliver the type of performance and exude the sex appeal that the role required. Originally signed to do a 10 day run, the powers that be at Cirque decided to cut Nene’s time short. Poor reviews and a less than stellar performance are the reasons being cited.  Oh well, you win some and you lose some. Hopefully the Cinderella on Broadway people don’t boot her ass to the curb either. She’ll probably have better luck playing the evil stepmother. Something about that role feels a little more natural.

Mama Joyce’s Boyfriend Benny Fixes Kandi’s House After Tearing Up All Her Bathrooms

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If you watched last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, then you were probably as tickled as I was when Kandi walked into her old home to discover that the Taliban had been practicing there. Kandi originally gifted the home to Mama Joyce. In an effort to make it her own, Mama Joyce enlisted the help of her boyfriend Benny to make some home improvements. Chile, the people say Benny had done pulled up all of Kandi’s tubs, sinks, and toilets, and that some man that favored Jimmy “JJ” Walker was seen selling sinks on the side of Langford Pkwy.

Y’all know I’m nosey as hell. I ran into Kandi last night, and I was all up in her business about these house renovations. I told her the people want to know can they use the bathroom at her old house or nah? To my surprised, Kandi informed me that all the king’s horsemen and all the king’s men were able to put her house back together again.

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Stacy Francis, The Woman Who Fought Whitney Houston 2 Days Before She Died Joins Cast of R&B Divas L.A.

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stacy francis whitney houston

So I’ve been sitting on this tea for a little while now, because I really didn’t think anyone gave a f&ck enough about this heffa to read an entire blog post. Stacy Francis, former X-factor contestant, Preacher’s of LA’s Bishop Noel Jone’s whore, and the woman who allegedly ran Whitney Houston’s blood pressure up to death is joining the cast of R&B Divas L.A. I’ll be the first person to let it be known, I’m not pleased about this sh!t one bit. I think she is a horrible addition to the show and her addition to the show puts them on a Love & Hip Hop trajectory. Ultimately that’s what the network wants, RATINGS. I just feel that there was a more respectable way of procuring them then Stacy Francis.

The addition to Stacy Francis is slap in the face to every artist that once was on top, every artist that is currently on top, and every artist that is struggling to maintain some level or relevance. Who the hell is this bitch and what has she done for me lately?  I’m not trying to block this woman’s opportunity, nor knock her hustle, but the b!tch ain’t got one piece of memorable music known by the masses. I’m just saying, even the Puerto Rica mute Claudette Ortiz had “Caramel.”  Correct me when I’m wrong and acknowledge me when I’m right!


I’m not the only one who’s got a wild hair up my ass about the addition of Stacy Francis to the cast of R&B Divas L.A., so does the family of Whitney Houston.

The Houston family learned of this from one of the singers on the show and they’re outraged! They were already furious about this upcoming Lifetime movie and now, they feel adding Stacy Francis to this show launched about Whitney is just another slap in the face,’ a family friend tells MailOnline. ~ Daily Mail

Quiet as its kept, the current cast of R&B Divas isn’t pleased about Stacy’s addition either. So much so, there has been a MAJOR shake up. I’ll need to sit on that tea for just a little bit and let it brew just a little longer. Know that this new tea is better than Teavana in the mall, OKAY.

On top of having no success in a base model girl group in the 80′s and running up Whitney Houston’s blood pressure to the point of death; Stacy Francis was licking it low and spreading it wide for Preacher’s of L.A.’s Bishop Noel Jones. So much so, she claims she’s got a baby from the self-proclaimed man of the cloth. Look at God! I don’t understand why Stacy can’t carry her ass over to his church and sing. She could be the Queen of R&B over in his choir. I guess Bishop Jones’ head side-piece Loretta ain’t having it.

Anyway, there you have it. The pastor’s concubine and Ray J’s part-time lover has joined the cast of R&B Divas L.A.


Andre 3000′s Best Friend “The Great Cheez” Accused of Running Outkast Ticket Scams & MORE

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ANDRE 3000 Friend Cheese ticket scam

Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills… Ain’t that what Erykah Badu said? I guess Andre 3000′s friend Cheez thought Erykah was talking to him and not Andrea. Chile, it saddens me to even have to report some shady sh!t like this, but word on the curb is that during Outkast’s most recent iconic tour, a member of Andre 3000′s camp was scamming people out of their hard earned money for tickets and vip packages that did not exist. True tea, I try my hardest not to report kn mere street gossip without having some sort of hardcore evidence to substantiate the street’s claims. Well chile, this tea comes with an audio recording of Cheez instructing other members of the crew on how to screw fans out of their money. GOT DAMN!

In an audio recording obtained by Straight From The A, Cheez is caught saying this:

cheese quote

Ohhh but it gets deeper. Catch these T’s

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Instagram Socialites Exposed: Miss Bling Miami ~ Ain’t Nobody Buying That Many Damn Crystals

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MS Bling Miami collage

This is the second installment to Instagram Socialites Exposed.  I figures since there is so much unexplained lavish living and tax fraud going on in my beautiful  hometown, we would feature another Miami Instagram Socialite

Ms Bling Miami 5Let me introduce y’all to Ms Bling Miami. Miss Bling’s Instagram page reads the way a Boss Bitch’s page should read. This girl has Chanel pieces that I did not even know they made. Rugs, Shower mats, pillows, forks, toilet paper. Quiet as its kept, Chanel didn’t know they made that shit either.   I was first introduced Ms Bling Miami in similar fashion to how I was introduced to Lil Tokyo [ Instagram Socialites Exposed: Lil Tokyo ~ Where Is She Getting These Bags, Shoes, and Trips From?] A friend referred me to her page where I was blown away at the level in which Miss Bling Miami was competing on. I was particularly impressed with the fact that Miss Bling Miami says she is a self made businesswoman. It is notable to point out that Ms Bling was featured on an NBC program for her ability to take everyday items and bling them out with Swarovski Crystals. As time went on, more and more Chanel flashed through my timeline, Bentleys drove up and down my time line, and Louboutins walked up and down my timeline. I got to thinking to myself “this bitch has got to be putting rhinestones on every bug, tree, lunchbox, mailbox, milk carton, grocery bag, bonnet, tampon, and ironing board to be affording all this damn shit. Ain’t nobody buying all them high ass Swarovski Crystals.” Something in the milk ain’t clean. Frankly put, “how the hell this b!tch buying all this shit?”

Ms Bling Miami 4Here’s what we know – According to Instagram

-Has every Louboutin shoe and Chanel bag known to man

-Has quite a few Hermes Berkin bags (you go girl) Has 1 child (a boy). Stays dressed to the nines in designer clothing

-Drives a black Bentley

-Lives in a very lavish Miami condo with Chanel décor

-Not publicly linked to any man

Do you have any confidential tea that you would like to spill on an Instagram Socialite? Would you like to nominate an instagram socialite for further investigation? Email me at . Be sure to put “Instagram Socialite” in the subject box.

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