Sarah Stokes From Making Da Band Arrested For Fighting Husband Down To Da Yard

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For the life of me, I don’t know why two adults would chose to stay in a dysfunctional relationship. I definitely don’t understand why two broke adults would stay in a dysfunctional relationship. We all remember the first season of Diddy’s Making Da Band. Hell, Sarah and this man been fussing since then. I could have told you way back when that he was beating her ass. I guess like Latifah, Sarah’s had it up to here.

The cops got called to Stokes home at 3:45 am and found Sarah and husband Tony fighting down to da yard. They say Sarah was drunk bootz, filled with the good liquor. Chile I should have told her to stay away from any man named Tony. Those Tony’s will get you caught up. Now that I think about it, what the hell were they doing up at 3:45am on a Wednesday?

Sarah was charged with domestic violence. As a result of this, she now has to serve 93 days in jail because this incident triggered a probation violation. Mind you the bitch is on probation for stabbing her husband back in 2009. Chile at the point in which you are stabbing the man and rolling around in the front yard with the man disturbing the neighbors, why not just get a divorce? Sounds too much like right I guess…

Lil Kim So PETTY. Once Again Using Nikki Minaj For Promotion. Identity Theft Diss Track

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You know, I just don’t get what it is that has Lil Kim’s panties in a bunch as it relates to Nikki “stealing her identity.” It’s not like the bitch was using it. Hell, she ditched her “identity ” 27 surgeries ago. Hell, Lil Kim do you even know your identity? If anything, Kim needs to be glad that Nikki is trying to help her melted milkshake face ass remember.

It would not have been enough for Kim to just put out a mix tape. Of course the Queen of Complaining had to employ some marketing stunt that involved Nikki Minaj to even achieve any sort of buzz. It must be hard sleeping at night Lil Kim. Honestly, to have been one of the best (despite the fact that Biggie was writing the lyrics), to having this incurable fixation with Nikkie Minaj. identityTo all you Lil Kim stans, you can kiss my got damn ass. Tell the truth, the ONLY time you now hear Lil Kim’s name is when it is said in the same sentence with Nikki Minaj. It’s like some ole Snow White and The Evil Queen type mess. You know, that ole Sci-Fi Chanel foolishness where both of the ladies share the same heart and one can’t live without the other. Well, it seems like Nikki Minaj’s name is the only thing keeping Lil Kim afloat these days.

Take a look at the song cover. Kim placed a picture of Nikki wearing a green wig on a License issued to Kimberly Jones. No tea no shade, It was a cute lil stunt, and it perfectly illustrates the message that Kim is trying to convey. However, this argument is so old. In my Sunshine Anderson voice, heard it all before. So Kim you mad because Nikki too started sporting colorful wigs and wearing next to nothing?  NEWSFLASH, that isn’t all that original. Check the ho stroll of any major city, and you will see a whole bunch of bum bitches and crack whores sporting party city wigs. Hell, if you want the true tea, the drag queens had been doing it since the beginning of time. So one must ask, why are you mad?

I will say this, the track does sound pretty good and goes off pretty hard. I love the gritty old school New York feel of the song, and I love the way Kim is flowing on the track. However, it goes without saying, SHE DIDN’T WRITE IT. I don’t care what nobody says, Lil Kim is not a lyricist, that is why she has been unable to put out any music that closely rivals anything off her hardcore cd. Biggie was writing all that shit, he is dead now, and Kim can’t find any more of his journals to steal one liners from. I guess that would make me stick my face in the microwave too. Chile, I guess Lil Kim. I hope you go on to have continued success selling music on PayPal.

Pops popcorn, waiting on UNSUNG  Lil Kim to come on…

Brian McKee Wants You To Know… He and Momma Dee Are NOT dating!

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Somebody please go to Rite Aid and make sure Momma Dee’s prescriptions have been properly filled, because she might be hallucinating and living in the land of make believe. Momma Dee posted a photo of her and Andrea Kelly’s newest ex-husband, Brian McKee on her twitter account and referred to him as her “King.” It looked as if “the palace” was complete with Scrappy, “The Bambi”, Momma Dee and Brian, ever since the photo surfaced she has been telling anyone that will listen that the two are an item. Momma Dee even defended McKee to people who are skeptical of him because of his quickie marriage to Hollywood Exes star Andrea Kelly.

Well, just like 93% of the cast members of Love and Hip Hop, she might be in a relationship with that man… but that man isn’t in a relationship with her. From the beginning, McKee has been adamant that he and Momma Dee are just friends, nothing more and nothing less. Every time he has mentioned her on social media he has called her “my friend.”

Apparently, the last week has been too much for him to take, or one of his side girlfriends might have financially cut him off again, because late Tuesday night he took to his Instagram account to clear up the rumors, once and for all.

He posted:

                  To FAMILY , FRIENDS, FOLLOWERS, FANS and FOES…to EVERYBODY. I am making this “OFFICAL STATEMENT” to set the record the record straight!!!!!! I AM NOT and again I repeat, I AM NOT, IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MOMMA DEE. We are not involved romantically or otherwise, we have NEVER date. Our acquaintance is STRICKLY PLATONIC (FRIENDS ONLY)!!!!!!! I have ONLY the utmost respect for Momma Dee and we will continue to be remain FRIENDS ONLY, no hidden agendas or motives PERIOD!!!!

I guess this means we won’t get a Momma Dee and Brian McKee duet on either one of their upcoming albums? Oh, darn… Speaking of music, Momma Dee says that her single will be out in a few weeks on the night of the reunion, so make sure you save your $1.29 for iTunes.

Brian McKee should be in the final stages of finalizing his divorce with Andrea Kelly. The two married back in March and Kelly filed for divorce in May, before their wedding episode even aired on VH1. McKee cheated on Kelly and the “other” woman contacted Andrea Kelly via Instagram and Twitter to let her know about Brian ways.

In good news, a position in the palace is still open, maybe For the Love of Momma Dee can be the next Love and Hip Hop spin off.

LIl Kim So Pathetic. Irrelevant Ass Adds Her Own Bars To Flawless Remix With Beyonce & Nikki Minaj

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Ok look, I’m just about tired of Lil Kim’s ass. Like for real. At this point, every move she makes is out of desperation. When the only stunt you’ve got left in your bag of tricks is to add a few wack ass bars to the end of a remix that was already made hot by two of the industry’s forerunners, your day is done. Girl then to add insult to injury, Kim was saying a whole bunch of  nothing. Dissing Nikki Minaj has gotten so old and makes Lil Kim look so petty. My Gawd, how hard is it for Lil Kim to put out some new music? If you are as bad as you say you are, if you are the Queen, if you are the best, PUT OUT AN ALBUM!!! From the time Lil Kim was released from prison 900 years ago, she has yet to produce anything worth anything. What is the hold up mama? I guess she couldn’t find anymore of Biggies scrapbooks or journals.

If you need any proof that everything that was Lil Kim The Great was essentially Biggies arm up her ass, get into this…

Here are snippets of Lil Kim’s bum bitch rhymes:

“UGH! Am I trippin’ or did this hoe just say my name?/Queen of rap, f*ck outta here/ Queen’s back, f*ck outta here/Time to get this rap bitch up outta here”

She added,

“Look at this sh*t/still got my dick on her lips/I aim to stunt on a b*tch/Damn it’s a shame/I gave you the rope/b*tch I want you to hang”

Right now compare Big Momma Thang to this elementary Easter poem Kim wrote.  Child Bye!

Check out the Flawless remix with Lil Kim and let me know what you think of it. Continue reading

Jasmine Guy Not A Rich White Woman After All. IRS Slaps That Ass With A Tax Lien

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I’m going to have to kick Jasmine Guy out of the club hunty. We rich white women pay our bills, and she seems to not be able to meet the criteria of membership to the club. Is it me, or is Jasmine Guy aging horribly, or was she already 40 years old when she was playing Whitley Gilbert on A Different World? Anyway, Matilda Jasmine Guy divorced her husband of 11 years back in 2009. That same year she filled chapter 13 bankruptcy. At said time Guy claimed to have owed $123k+ in back taxes to Uncle Sam. To add insult to injury, on July 15, Guy was hit with a new tax lien, citing that she failed to pay her taxes for 2008 & 2012. The new lien filed in Georgia states that Guy owes about $14k for both 2008 and 2012, for a total of 27,523.86.

Chile, maybe she should have married Byron after all. You see Byron and Oliva Pope are living large hunty! No tax problems over there…

Dolce & Gabbana Not Playing With Anna Wintour’s Ass. Threaten To Pull Out Millions In Advertising

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Yes Gawd Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana ! Bae-Bae Bae-Bae, when I tell you these girls our hot, hunty they are ready to get down and dirty. The powerhouse punks that are Dolce & Gabbana wants the world to forget/overlook that they have defrauded the hell out of the government through tax evasion for them high priced ass fashions that they design. For those of you who may have forgotten, the booty partners were found guilty of tax fraud on $1 billion in earnings last year in Italy and fined $470 million, plus sentenced to 18 months in jail.

Well, the T’s are Vanity Fair is/was getting ready to do an expose’ on all of Dolce & Gabbana’s legal woes, but when those girls found out, they threatened to pull tens of millions of advertising dollars from Condé Nast (parent company)  and demanded Vogue editor Anna Wintour get the story killed.

Miss Anna, being the powerhouse bitch that she is payed those girls request dust, then showed up at their exclusive party in Capri last month. She was accompanied by Vogue writer Hamish Bowles and others, for D&G’s extravagant Alta Moda show on the shores of Capri for exclusive coverage.

 Sources told us Wintour also got face time with the designers, “as a way of appeasing them without mortgaging the journalistic integrity of Condé Nast over killing the piece.” A source added, “She went to save the advertising.”

We’re told D&G continues to advertise in Condé’s glossies, including GQ, Allure, Details, Vogue and Condé Nast Traveler — but the brand, coincidentally, doesn’t advertise in Vanity Fair. ~ Page Six

These hoes can’t try to strong arm Anna. Hell, much like myself, she doesn’t make the news, she just reports it. Hell, If y’all didn’t want nobody to expose y’all tax affairs, y’all should have paid them bitches! OKAY! Now send a queen some garments. Thanks! Ohh I’ll pay the TAXES and shipping…