The Atlanta Housewives May Be Holding A Standoff To Help Porsha Keep Her Peach

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I was on vacation when all hell broke loose at the taping of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 6 reunion taping. By now, I’m sure every one knows that Porsha knocked the sh!t out of Kenya. Quiet as its kept, Phaedra’s a$$ should have jumped up off the couch and hit the b!sh too, but that another story. Anyway, what some of you may not know is that Porsha was immediately asked to leave the premises. Porsha hit Kenya within the first hour of taping. That being said, don’t expect to see much of Porsha on the reunion show.

Fast forward to today, after the dust has settle, those close to the situation are saying Porsha may have f&cked herself. BRAVO does not play that. The contracts for each of the housewives is written pretty tightly and spells out to the letter what they can and cannot do. BRAVO has had no hesitation in the past on acting on breaches of contract. Remember Adrienne Maloof from Beverly Hills? Well her contract stated she had to do the reunion show. Mama chose not to show up, and they fired her a$$. With that, the housewives contracts stipulate in some fashion that they are not to get violent with one another, not allowed to take out restraining orders against one another or bring forth any other legal action that will hinder production, etc. I’m sure we can all agree that diving on a b!tch constitutes getting violent.

Porsha’s job is in jeopardy, however many people close to the situation feel like her actions were very much justified. Kenya has been antagonizing this woman for the last two years and taking unwarranted jabs at her whenever she got the opportunity. To top things off, Kenya brought a wack a$$ crown and staff (bedazzled stick) to the taping of the reunion and was waving it around in Porsha’s face. I would have beat that b!tches ass too.

The entire cast is really feeling for Porsha right now and not featuring Kenya at all. So much so, that they are wiling to work as a collective to try and protect Porsha’s peach and get rid of Kenya’s a$$. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Funky Dineva & Liquid Courage Cosmetics Wants To Give You Some Reddddddd Lipstick

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So y’all know The Doll loves her red lipstick, and now I want you to have some too. I’ve teamed up with Liquid Courage Cosmetics and we want to give you all kinds a lipstick a lacquers so you can seduce your neighbor’s husband!! Ow Ow Ow

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THE YES GAWDS – Alexander Masson

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GAWD ALEXANDER MASSON

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Alexander was born in Arlington, VA and moved to France, where he lived for six years before returning to the United States. After graduating from high school with a high 3.7 GPA, Alexander decided not to attend college, but instead pursue his career in the modeling industry. In 2013, Alexander booked his first modeling gig in Jennifer Lopez “Adrenalina” music video where he played the role of a drummer. He left such a lasting impression that Jennifer Lopez recommended him being cast in her new music video, I Luh Ya Papi.

Alexander gained such a large following from Lopez’s I Luh Ya Papi video that the next logical step was to acquire professional representation to accommodate his growing popularity. He is now signed with the prestigious Bienaime Agency.

Want to be one of The Yes Gawds? Know someone who’s worthy?Submit 3 or more tastefully sexy photographs to FunkyDineva@FunkyDineva.com please put “The Yes Gawds” in the subject line. Include a brief description or blurp about what you would like the viewers to know. Include all social media contacts.

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Peter, Apollo, And Kirk Throw Todd Tucker A Bachelor Party? Chile… (pics)

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Ughhhh I feel so bad for strippers. And yes I’m judging. Nonetheless, Peter and them had a slew of them down to da bar for Todd Tucker’s bachelor party last night. Bachelor parties are supposed to be a man’s last hoorah, and it looks as if they had one hell of a time. Now quiet as its kept, I don’t know how and why they would allow photographers inside of the party,UNLESS they wanted the pictures to get out and for folks like me to talk about them. So, that’s what I’m here to do.

All tea, all shade, from a public relations standpoint, THIS IS NOT A GOOD LUCK. Kirk (Love & Hip Hop) currently has a public persona of being a cheat, Peters past interactions with strippers is a bit sketchy, and Apollo, well I’m not even going to touch that one. I know Todd, and he’s a pretty good guy. I’m sure he behaved himself. However, the last thing he needed to do was give that damn Mama Joyce something else to talk about.

Anyway, Kandi and Todd are getting married this Friday in Atlanta. That reminds me, I need to get my a$$ up off this sofa and find something to wear. Check out the rest of the pics. Continue reading

B!tch You Are Ghetto, Tacky, And DUMB If You Dip Your Utensils In Hot Water At Restaurants. Here’s Why

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Yea yea I’ve been gone for two weeks and has not updated the site. Get over it, I’m back now. That being said, while on my two week mental retreat, my random a$$ mind pondered upon all sorts of random ish. One of my controversial posts that stirred much debate was my thoughts about people who ask for a cup of hot water to stick their utensils in while at public restaurants. I am of the mindset that people who do this are GHETTO, country as hell, and quite frankly stupid. Additionally I think people who do this totally lack the ability to think critically. If they did, they would totally realize that this practice makes no sense. In the area of germ prevention and sanitation, is a futile effort.  My exact sentiments were:

If you are one of those ghetto bitches who asks for a cup of hot water to stick your utensils in at restaurants, I’ll never go out to eat with you and quite frankly thinks you’re stupid! Why not just ask for a bucket oh hot water to stick the plate, salt shakers, the cook, and the waitress’s in. Better yet, just stick the damn food in it too while you’re at it!

152 comments later, it was evident that there was a divide amongst those who agree with me and those who have incorporated this practice into their public dining routine. I stand by my thoughts that people who do this are just tacky. Here’s why… Continue reading

Porsha Williams Gets F&cked In Divorce Settlement! Leaves With Nothing But Her Credit Card Debt

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Okay, somebody stop the mutha freaking presses. Y’all mean to tell me that Porsha’s divorce is finalized and the child leaves with absolutely NOTHING. Eww chile, Porsha could not have been my daughter, because I would have told her a$$ to go back over there, and do not leave until she leaves with something! I’m over here blown at how Porsha walks away from a Divorce with A former NFL Quarterback in the red. That’s right, the judge awarded her NOTHING.

According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ –  Porsha gets NO alimony, NO house, NO NFL retirement money, NO cash-out, NO health insurance.  She even has to pay her own credit card balances.

Now Kordell is dead ass wrong. He knows good and damn well he could have bought this girl a few prepaid pap-smears. What is we gone do hunty!

As for Kordell … he gets two houses, 2 plots of land, a 2013 Mercedes and a 2010 Porsche, and his full retirement benefits.  He also gets to keep a 100% interest in his companies.

Chile, the sad part is Nene’s Lawyer that Porsha was seen consulting with throughout the show must not be as good as they say he is. Nene done got this girl all messed up. The lawyer on the other hand got a whole bunch of camera time and all of Porsha lil money in exchange for her leaving the court house with credit card debt. I mean damn, at least Kordell could have helped the damn girl start back at one…

Oh well, f&ck Kordell ole d!ck sucking in the park a$$. Porsha’s got her an African Prince. She doesn’t need Kordell’s pocket change.

Kordell Stewart Once Caught Sucking D!ck In Park Now Readies Himself For Gay Marriage

Porsha baby, listen to me good. Pay off those credit cards, make sure every gift that Amistad Daddy gives you is in your name, spend your money on items that hold their value like diamonds, and do like Shaunie O’neal siphon his money off to the side and put it in your mamma’s name… Don’t say I ain’t never gave you nothing for free.

RHOA’s Porsha Williams Is Dating An African Man With A Jerry Perm. He’s Rich Though…

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