Attention…..This is a petty for no reason post. The views expressed in this blog are not of Funky Dineva, they are solely of this writer. Now that the disclaimer is out…….I don’t care what nobody on social media or in the news say, Drake and Rihanna are faking the damn funk! I also don’t know why I’m writing about this either, but it’s Friday and I’m ready to swing, pick up my boys and hit the party scene! That was a nod to the one and only Aaliyah just in case y’all thought...

Y’all remember Irvin Randle aka Mr. Steal Your Grandma? The 54 year old Houston school teacher brokeĀ  the internet a few months ago with his good looks and impeccable fashions. Women all across the world were going crazy over Grandpa, but it’s looking like Mr. Randle may be checking for the men! I’m going to be totally honest with you. When I looked at several of grandpa’s pictures I was left questioning whether or not he was gay. This may sound ignorant, but he was just a little too into fashion and taking pictures...

I swear Tamar makes going in on her so easy! “Tamar, you’s an ole petty bitch”. Seriously, can Tamar Braxton reasonably not expect these two ladies to make appearances on this show because she got fired for being loud, ghetto, and ugly? Monica’s song “So Gone” was resurrected afer Chance The Rapper ignited the so gone challenge. Toya Wright has a new book out and is on the forefront of everyone’s mind after the untimely death of her brothers. Were these ladies honestly supposed to pass up the...

Girl after that OJ role I see Miss Gooding is feeling herself! Landing a role in American Horror stories is like scoring big on your tax return; bitch you’re living life! Now I have not seen Gooding on television lately outside of his latest connection with FX network. You, the people might inform me of his other castings. He is playing his role and I am here for it. Now girl, bitch, Angela Bassett can play her ass off! Everyone knows American Horror Story requires the same actors to channel different characters each season but...

Y’all I’m not about all the wack ass trendy catch phrases, but this Negros’s melanin is poppin! Ughh I can’t believe I just said that corny ass sh!t! Let me tell y’all something, this the kind of man that you let drop you off to work in your car. This is the type of man that you let sit up in your house and eat up all your baby’s cereal while you are at work. This is the kind of man that you go shopping with his side chicks. Lawd have mercy, I never thought one would come along so soon that would have...

Sooooo, I was minding my business as I always do when I stumbled across this information. Allegedly, K. Michelle’s former assistant and former bodyguard are trying to extort money out of her. These low-lifted ass fools are so desperate that they have reportedly called this girls mama and demanded that she fork over 10k to them or they are going to tell spill whatever beans they are in possession of. Quiet as its kept, they are wasting their time. I know K. Michelle well enough to know that much like myself, you are not about to...