Producer Says Porsha Williams Song “Perfectly Worthless” Was Sold To Syleena Johnson

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So clearly someone is in their feelings and is feeling some kind of way. I was minding my business (as I always do), when I received an email from some not so happy people. In the email, the writer points out that they are feeling some kind of way about such heavy emphasis being placed on Porsha singing the song “Perfectly Worthless” on RHOA last week. They even go further to mention that the song isn’t Porsha’s, and has since been sold to and recorded by Syleena Johnson. They event went as far as to send me Syleena’s version of the song. Quiet as its kept, the song was a much better fit for Syleena’s voice.

All jokes aside, I really don’t understand what has the producer and his camp in a tizzy. It’s not like Porsha is out here in the streets making money off of the song. Additionally, all parties were sitting in the studio as the footage was being recorded. What the hell did they think was going to happen with the footage.

Anyway, get into this email and Miss Syleena Johnson singing perfectly worthless…

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Kandi’s Wedding: Fantasia Drunk Bootz, Mama Joyce Had An Attitude, Dinner Served At Midnight

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Y’all work with me here. I have not had the motivation to blog as of lately, so some of my T’s are delayed. Anyway, I was a wedding guest at Kandi’s wedding and overall, it was a phenomenal wedding. I’m late at this point, but I’m sure by now you guys know who all was in attendance. I’ll skip all of that and speak on some of the stuff you guys have been hearing about as it relates to Fantasia and Mama Joyce.

First off, let me take a moment to go the hell off. Never again will I attend a wedding that is being produced for television. The wedding invitation said the wedding started at 5pm. Chile when I was walking up the stairs at 5:20pm, Fantasia was just getting out of the car all dry faced, with no makeup on and a sweat suit. I thought to myself “awwww sh!t, this is going to be a long day.” Continue reading

Kandi Burruss’ s Stage Play ‘A Mother’s Love’ DVD & CD Now On Sale

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EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT… Nessa Girl, I know you’ve seen The Doll down to The Real Housewives Of Atlanta? Yass hunty, The Doll made her theater debut in Kandi’s play ‘A Mother’s Love’. If I must say, The Doll played an ole nasty bartender in the hit stage play that is about to send Kandi on a “female Tyler Perry” trajectory.

By now, everyone knows the play is largely based off of the drama between Kandi, Todd, and Mama Joyce. Quiet as its kept, this play is based more on Kandi’s life then she is letting on in these interviews.

In addition to making my stage debut, The Doll made her musical debut too on the soundtrack. Kandi gave me the chance to be a singer and a rapper chile. I hopped in the booth and recorded a verse on the song “Legs, Hips, Body” which also features Kandi, Porsha Williams, and D. Woods.

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The Atlanta Housewives May Be Holding A Standoff To Help Porsha Keep Her Peach

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I was on vacation when all hell broke loose at the taping of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 6 reunion taping. By now, I’m sure every one knows that Porsha knocked the sh!t out of Kenya. Quiet as its kept, Phaedra’s a$$ should have jumped up off the couch and hit the b!sh too, but that another story. Anyway, what some of you may not know is that Porsha was immediately asked to leave the premises. Porsha hit Kenya within the first hour of taping. That being said, don’t expect to see much of Porsha on the reunion show.

Fast forward to today, after the dust has settle, those close to the situation are saying Porsha may have f&cked herself. BRAVO does not play that. The contracts for each of the housewives is written pretty tightly and spells out to the letter what they can and cannot do. BRAVO has had no hesitation in the past on acting on breaches of contract. Remember Adrienne Maloof from Beverly Hills? Well her contract stated she had to do the reunion show. Mama chose not to show up, and they fired her a$$. With that, the housewives contracts stipulate in some fashion that they are not to get violent with one another, not allowed to take out restraining orders against one another or bring forth any other legal action that will hinder production, etc. I’m sure we can all agree that diving on a b!tch constitutes getting violent.

Porsha’s job is in jeopardy, however many people close to the situation feel like her actions were very much justified. Kenya has been antagonizing this woman for the last two years and taking unwarranted jabs at her whenever she got the opportunity. To top things off, Kenya brought a wack a$$ crown and staff (bedazzled stick) to the taping of the reunion and was waving it around in Porsha’s face. I would have beat that b!tches ass too.

The entire cast is really feeling for Porsha right now and not featuring Kenya at all. So much so, that they are wiling to work as a collective to try and protect Porsha’s peach and get rid of Kenya’s a$$. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Funky Dineva & Liquid Courage Cosmetics Wants To Give You Some Reddddddd Lipstick

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So y’all know The Doll loves her red lipstick, and now I want you to have some too. I’ve teamed up with Liquid Courage Cosmetics and we want to give you all kinds a lipstick a lacquers so you can seduce your neighbor’s husband!! Ow Ow Ow

Contest Rules

  1. Follow both @FunkyDineva and @Liquidcourage_cosmetics on IG, FB, or Twitter

  2. Repost the above flyer and tell us why you are COURAGEOUSLY  Beautiful

  3. Include the hashtag #courageouslybeautiful

  4. Winner will be announced on Monday, April 7, 2014

THE YES GAWDS – Alexander Masson

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GAWD ALEXANDER MASSON

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Alexander was born in Arlington, VA and moved to France, where he lived for six years before returning to the United States. After graduating from high school with a high 3.7 GPA, Alexander decided not to attend college, but instead pursue his career in the modeling industry. In 2013, Alexander booked his first modeling gig in Jennifer Lopez “Adrenalina” music video where he played the role of a drummer. He left such a lasting impression that Jennifer Lopez recommended him being cast in her new music video, I Luh Ya Papi.

Alexander gained such a large following from Lopez’s I Luh Ya Papi video that the next logical step was to acquire professional representation to accommodate his growing popularity. He is now signed with the prestigious Bienaime Agency.

Want to be one of The Yes Gawds? Know someone who’s worthy?Submit 3 or more tastefully sexy photographs to FunkyDineva@FunkyDineva.com please put “The Yes Gawds” in the subject line. Include a brief description or blurp about what you would like the viewers to know. Include all social media contacts.

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