VOTE NOW: #LHHATL Battle of the BEEFCAKE. Who’s Got the Better Beefcake, Benzino or Young Joc (pics)

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Nessa Girl, I just love when things i’ve reported on in the past come to light on television. It just gives The Doll added credibility. Nonetheless, if you watched last night’s episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, while on a trip to New Orleans with Rasheeda and Kalina, Karlie showed the ladies a pic of what Young Joc is working with down below. The ladies went crazy on the bus. So just what did Karlie show them? Don’t worry bae-bae, cause I’ve got that for you. Additionally, Karlie went on to say that Benzino had a small manhood in comparison to Young Joc’s. Is this really true? Don’t worry bae-bae cause I’ve got that for you too!

Leading up to this, there was a scandal involving Karlie Redd photoshopping naked pictures of both men to support her agenda. You can read up on all that here: The Race Is Not Given To The Swift. Karlie Redd Photoshop’s Benzino & Joc Penis Pic Comparisons

On the the main event!

The moment you’ve guys have all been waiting for. The Battle Of The Beefcake

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Dear Dineva: He Sexes Me Then Ignores Me, Treats Me Bad & Talks Crazy, But I Love Him. HELP

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Dear FunkyDineva

Help me. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m stuck in love with Satan’s spawn. We’ve been together for a year and a half. & its all been bullshit. He’s 25 I’m 23. He has two kids and a baby mother. I have none. He’s always out with his friends getting drunk. Its like pulling  teeth getting him to spend time with me. If he’s home either he’s sleep or we sex and then he goes to sleep. He disappears for hours and doesn’t understand why I’m pissed or why I assume he’s cheating. I take nothing from him as a man. Great father, he protects and provides for all of us. But as a boyfriend he sucks. His baby mother still has no idea about me, yet her children love the shit out of me.  When they come over its like our own lil family. But at the end of the day those are not my kids. I know that, accept that and let it be known. She should know the people her children are around but maybe that’s just me. He says its cause he doesn’t want her to try and take them from him. I know there are ways around that shit. But he’s so stubborn that nobody on planet earth can tell him anything bout anything. He knows it all. He needs no one. He can do it all by himself.

Since day one I have given this man my all. Always been honest and true. Stuck by his side through everything, from the different bitches down to the legal troubles we both have now because of him. I cook, I clean, I sex, I do anything he asks me to do whenever he asks. Yet and still I get no respect. He ignores me and disrespects me. He makes me cry and yells and screams because I’m crying. And he’ll leave me there. An emotional wreck. He does whatever he wants with no regard to me or how I’m gonna feel. We pretty much live together. And we argue almost every day about the way he goes about things. I see this niggah back cause he’s leaving to go be with his friends more than I see his face. Me, I compromise. I try my hardest to change whatever it is that bothers him. My whole goal is to make him happy. But let him tell it Its always something I did. He’s never wrong and never apologizes. Even when caught red handed. Yet I’m still here. Never left. I keep giving him love thinking that he doesn’t know how to be a boyfriend. Thinking he only knows how to be a niggah to a bitch. Nobody’s required more than just money from him. So I can’t fault him for what he doesn’t know. I have to show em. I can’t give up on him. I told him I would always be there for him. But what about me?..

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#LHHATL “No Reckless Internet Posting” Campaign Looks Like Bullsh!t With Mimi Faust As A Psuedo Spokesperson.

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation, LHHATL, reality tv

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When I saw the above Tweet last night, I couldn’t do anything but laugh. Really girl? Now you’ve got the nerve to have standards? Chile Cheese.  Let me be the first to say that I am all for championing causes and using well established platforms to push social reform. However, you’ve got to be careful who all latches on to the bandwagon and inadvertently becomes a brand ambassador because it can neutralize the energy needed to push the agenda forward, and quite honestly render it a joke.

Y’all know me, I don’t take nothing from it, and I ain’t adding nothing to it. If I was Deb Antney, I would make a polite phone call to Mimi Faust, and ask her nicely to never Tweet again making any reference to No RIP.  Here is where I take exception with Mimi having the unmitigated gall to say publicly “ I will not entertain reckless internet posting.” With the reach (viewership) of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, coupled with the antics/stunts & shows of Mimi Faust, her sheer presence does more to lend itself to the overall decay of Americas Moral Fiber, than someone posting nasty stuff on the Internet. Ohh so you can do all kinds of nasty stuff for a dollar and post it on the Internet, but no one can say nasty things about it on the internet. Ohhhh okay. Get the f&ck out of here. Now I COMPLETELY understand why corporations have morality clauses in their contracts. I once felt like what people do in their private lives is their business. However, Mimi Faust speaking up on such a worthy cause such as No RIP has clearly illustrated to me how what people do in their private lives can affect the business.

My question now to proponents of No RIP is “ all things withstanding, is this very post reckless?” Surely it will be housed on the Internet for years to come. Mimi’s daughter will one day have access to it, her family will have access to it, potential business partners and people looking for brand ambassadors will have access to it.  It’s the TRUTH. Continue reading

Black Twitter Lights Syleena Johnson’s A** Up For Comparing Blue Ivy To Old Dirty Bastard

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation, music, R&B Divas, reality tv

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There are three people that if you comment about publicly, you better be ready for their stupid a** stans. 1 – Beyonce, 2-Tamar-, 3- Lil Kim. These three women have some of the dumbest most roofless stans around. You can say “Beyonce ate Pizza Hut last night”, and your Twitter time line will be flooded with lil ignorant children from Detroit cussing you out over a woman that they don’t even have enough money to go see perform. Nonetheless, Syleena Johnson found out the hard way when she compared Blue Ivy’s hair to that of ODB (which it did look like his hair). The Beyhive went in and let have on that a**. No tea no shade, we all know I love Syleena Johnson, but some of the shade was funny as hell. Get into the tweets…

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I CAN’T STAND BLACK PEOPLE! Dead Woman Propped Up At Fune Like She’s At A Party

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“They got this woman propped up like a ghetto talk show host” ~ Funky Dineva

See this the sh!t right here that I’m talking about. Who the hell co-signed this bs. Nessa girl, let me tell you something, If I walk up in the funeral home and your ass is upright in any form, shape, or fashion, I’m running up out of there and I’m cussing every b!tch out that I see on my way out. No Gawd Hunty! I can’t do it. Lawd they got this woman sitting up here like she is at Madame Madame Tussauds’s Wax Museum.

53-year-old Miriam Burbank was known as a “party girl,” so a funeral home at Burbank’s wake found a way to reflect her excitement for life. The New Orleans Saints fan, who family say loved a cold beer and an occasional scotch, was propped up at a table, complete with black and gold Saints-colored fingernails, a cigarette in her hand, a glass of beer and disco lights.

The event was well received by friends and family.

“When I walked in, I feel like I was there in her house and I didn’t hurt so much. Because it’s more of her, and it’s like she’s not dead. It’s not like a funeral. It’s like she’s just in the room with us,” says Sherline Burbank, Miriam’s sister.

There was no word on how Miriam died.

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Tamar Braxton Cusses Out Sisters And Throws A Water Bottle At Traci For Rushing The Stage

Posted in Braxton Family Values, music, reality tv

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So the story goes, while on the Love & War tour, on her stop here in Atlanta, The Braxton Sisters wanted to surprise Tamar. Well, their surprise came in the form of an ambush by Trina, Towanda, and Traci. The trio reportedly ran on the stage and started twerking during the middle of one of Tamar’s sets. Well “She” “It” or however Tamar likes to refer to herself these days did not take too kind to her sisters antics. Bae-Bae “The People” say when Tamar got back stage, she cussed them girls out something nasty, OKAY. “The People” say if Traci wasn’t as agile as a Cirque du Soleil dancer, that she would have caught a water bottle straight to the head. Chile….

In Tamar’s defense, y’all know one of my favorite sayings is “you can’t do wrong to a Mother F&cker, then tell them how mad to get”. For what it’s worth, Tamar has worked hard to not have to sing doo wop behind Toni Braxton in Reco Chapple fashions. She deserves a little respect. I bet her sisters will think twice before they run their asses up on her stage again.

Moral of the Story: Stay yo ass in yo seat!