So while I am vacationing at Passages Malibu (my parents vacation house in the middle of the country), getting my life and my health together, I figured that I’d help some of you get your lives together as well. We all love to much on an ole nasty piece of bread. Many times when you go to a restaurant, before you can even get a glass of water, the waitress is dropping off a basket full of bread and frozen butter. However, many of y’all asses ain’t got no business eating a piece of ice, yet alone bread. However, if you are going to eat bread bread, there are some rules that you can follow that will keep your back from spreading like a cardboard box.
Fitness Trainer Jonathon Blount over at BlountFit.com have outlines ways you can eat you an ole nasty piece of bread, and obtain or maintain an ole nasty shape: Continue reading
Y’all gone learn today, Y’all better leave Miss Beiber alone, she is not about that life. Messing around with that spoiled fake bad boy wanna be, somebody is going to end up hurt. I have not followed the drama closely because quite frankly I don’t give a damn about the lil Canadian boy. However, apparently Scooter Braun (Miss Beibers Manager) has had some disparaging comments about Lil Wayne as it pertains to his negative influence over LIl Twist (Justin’s black rapper homie friend) . Well, Wayne ain’t here for it. He’s ready to tie his hair up in a satin scarf and get it down baby!
From the comfort of a private jet, Lil Wayne recorded a video giving Scooter Braun the business
“N—a this my motherf—in’ brother, anything you got to say, when you see me say it to my motherf—in’ face….And if you do happen to say it to my motherf—in’ face, I ain’t gonna make you eat them words n—a, I’ma put them bitches on your tombstone.”
That’s just part of it. Catch the full rant Continue reading
Chile please don’t let this people fool y’all. Stevie J & Benzino and their made for tv business does not exist. Them Negroes threw 2 parties in a space that once was called Mingles, and we ain’t heard sh!t else from these clowns or their bistro & bar. Now when you ride past the building, there is a marquee above the door that says Sleazy & Zino, but there is also DUST on the door that says CLOSED and ain’t been open in months. You tell me which one is making a louder statement.
What’s unfortunate is that Peter Thomas has been able to really build up his Restaurant ‘Bar One’ with the help of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I was really hoping that Stevie – J & Benzino would have been able to do the same. Instead, these fools are too busy throwing bottles, breaking tables, and bust hoes in the head down to da white meat. Chile…
I asked Benzino about the restaurant some time back, and he gave me some round about answer that basically translated to “IT AIN’T OPENING’”. The reasoning had to do with the the city, some paperwork, some legal issues, and the previous owner. I guess chile…
Y’all know something, quiet as its kept, it actually saddens me to be reporting this. I know I’m late and this news broke last week, but I know there may be a few people out there who did not know. Malaysia is actually my favorite LA Basketball Wife. Unfortunately, if the divorce moves swiftly, she’ll soon be a Basketball Divorcee’. I’m sure Tacky Jackie will find a way to have her nose all up in Malaysia Business.
Word on the curb is that Malaysia and Janero have been having on again off again issues for some time. Malaysia being the class act that she is has done a really good job in keeping things under wraps. Just like Porsha Williams, finding another man will be the least of Malaysia’s problems. She’s young, beautiful, and rich. Considering the length of time Malaysia and Janero have been married, and the fact that they have 3 YOUNG children together, Malaysia is about to get broke off. “Run me my money please, thanks” Let me tell you something Malaysia, I tell mofo’s all the time “you might not be able to make amends for the past, but you can pay me for my pain”, OKAY
Malaysia — real name Laquisha Pargo — filed divorce docs in L.A. County Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences. They have 3 kids together, a 7-year-old and 3-year-old twins.
She’s asking for sole legal and physical custody — with Jannero getting visitation.
Malaysia also wants Jannero to pony up for spousal support — and pay her lawyer fees.
In the docs, Malaysia says they were married back in 2006 but separated on December 27, 2012. ~tmz
Chile, if ever my site folds and goes under, I’m going to wtite for the NY Post. Do y’all see this? I did not know that traditional print publications were allowed to go in and let have like this. Glad to see that I am not the only one completely over Kim & Kanya. Quiet as its kept, I’m tired of Beyonce & Jay-Z’s asses too. It’s not that I have any personal disdain for any of them. I actually like them all. My issue is that we are over exposed to them. A single day can’t go by without either of them being the topic of conversation in the media. It’s just too much. At any rate, article like this in the NY Post may mark the beginning of the end. However, with both Kim and Beyonce still having a good set of ovaries left (with Beyonce that’s debatable), the moment these 2 realize their popularity is lessening, they’ll have another media baby.
I hope you enjoyed this wedding announcement from the NY Post just as much as I did!
No car having ass Khia got a new song out y’all. With all the f&ckery going on in R&B right now and folks thinking the standard of R&B is Beyonce, Khia figured she’d put her left foot in the game and remind y’all what southern R&B sounds like. Quiet as its kept, Khia really is super talented, the bish just ignorant as hell. Though I must say it is Khia’s ignorant ways and zero f&cks to give attitude that we love. Now I don’t know who messes up more words in the English dictionary, Khia or Joseline Henernandez, but Khia does occasionally give the children some good music.
I’ve never led y’all astray when it comes to the tunes. Y’all are going to like this one. Check it out and let me know what y’all thank. FLORIDA STAND UP! Continue reading