Sheree Whitfield Returning To Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 7 For $20 And A Bag Of Groceries

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I told y’all back when Sheree appeared alongside Kim on Watch What Happens Live,  that would not be the last we see of her on BRAVO. I actually took it a step further and predicted that she would be returning to RHOA. Then, when I was at Kandi’s wedding and saw Sheree sitting across the way from me, I thought to myself “ohh yea chile, she’s definitely coming back.” By the end of Kandi’s wedding night, Sheree was filming full on scenes with Derek J and Lawrence. I knew then, she is definitely coming back, and they are going to use Kandi’s wedding show, probably Kim’s show, and the current casting climate to bring her back.

Quiet as its kept, Sheree’s return to RHOA would actually be a good thing in my book. It would spice things up on what has become a rather redundant show. With Kenya having no friends, and Sheree & Kenya having Lawrence in common, it would be a very easy sell to the viewers to integrate Sheree back into the fold as Kenya’s new friend. Continue reading

R&B Divas ATL Season 3: Keke Wyatt Is A Wack Job & Latavia Roberson Needs To Get A Job

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OK yea yea, I know I’m late, but hell, better late than never. I had absolutely NOTHING to do this morning, so I scrolled through my DVR and finally mustered up the strength to watch episode 1 of R&B Divas ATL season 3. Talk about a total snooze fest. Chile, quiet as its kept, TVone can go on ahead and transition everybody on this bish to Unsung.  There was absolutely no WOW factor. Episode 1 completely failed to keep my attention, and the antics of KeKe Wyatt actually upset me.

Let me take a minute and go in on Keke’s ass. What f&ck is wrong with this broad? Like seriously? Keke is a new kind of crazy. What woman at her age makes all those strange dumb ass faces?? What’s the point of all of that? I could see if the sh!t was funny. It’s wack as hell, and quite frankly she looks dumb. To make matters worse, she is crazy as hell. What pisses me the hell off about Keke is that she finds a way to make every moment about her. With all them damn brothers, ALL THEM DAMN CHILDREN, and that lil boy she calls a husband, attention should be the last thing she is deprived of. Clearly she is deprived of money, hell, that is why she is on the show. However, what the hell imma need her to do is ACT LIKE IT. No tea no shade, the last piece of music that Keke put out was a rendition of Saturday Love with Rubben Studdart, and it F&cking sucked! Honestly, who the hell is buying tickets to hear Keke Wyatt sing? No got damn body! Now don’t get me wrong, Keke can SANG her ass off, but the only thing she got in her repertoire worth hearing are all songs with Avant and If Only You Knew. And If i hear her sing Patti’s song one more damn time like she wrote, arranged, and produced it, I’m going to scream! Ok I just had to get that off my chest!

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Beyonce Stans Send Mathew Knowles Baby Mama Over 1k Death Threats, As She Moves To Trailer Park

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Let me tell y’all something. These Beyonce stans are nothing to play with, OKAY! Chile, quiet as its kept, I felt their wrath yesterday when I made a snide remark on Twitter about how her and Jay-Z are selling them high ass concert tickets and giving the girls old music and recycled dance routines. Chile I had to stay off the Twitter for half the day because Queen Bey’s stans were lighting my ass up. That being said, I can somewhat relate to Alexandra Wright and the agony she has suffered at the hands of these deranged stans. Luckily, I have not received death threats, because them hoes don’t know where I stay, but damn Gina, is it that real?

What’s sadder is that all of this nonsense that really has nothing to do with Beyonce could be put to rest if Mathew Knowles stood up and did the honorable thing. Hell, he might as well be with this woman and this chile at this point. His wife done left him, and his daughter wants nothing to do with him. My only question to Alexandra Wright is “what the hell were you doing for a living before you started sucking elderly d!ck in the office?” I’m not really hear for her making it seem like the sole reason that she is destitute and borderline homeless is because Mathew Knowles is paying her dust! Seems to me like she was looking for a meal ticket, but Mama made a mistake and f&cked the wrong Knowles! Catch these T’s Continue reading

Todd’s Mother Tells Mama Joyce ” You Got The Wrong One Now, B!tch” Kandi’s Wedding Special (video)

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I love me some Kandi, and I love me some Mama Joyce, but its bout damn time that somebody got her ass together! She got the right one when she got Todd’s mother Sharon. I met Miss Sharon when we were putting on Kandi & Todd’s stage play ‘A Mother’s Love’. She is a ball of fun and likes her like brown just like me. There is a video out there of me and Miss Sharon twerking at the wrap party and I hope it never surfaces.

Anyway, I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone got Mama Joyce together for her wreckless antics. As hard as it is for Mama Joyce to witness Kandi make a mistake (her words), I know it’s got to be equally as hard for Todd’s mother to witness someone bash her son constantly on a platform as large as RHOA. Kandi’s wedding special is sure to entertaining to say the least. Catch these T’s Continue reading

THE YES GAWDS: JD

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GAWD JD

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Twitter: JDBodySculpting

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JD Body Sculpting is a bi-coastal training experience that focuses on the interior and exterior of the body and mind. Providing one-on-one and group training classes, boot camps and aerobics, JD assists in helping individuals reach their goals one calorie at a time.

JD is a certified fitness trainer with more than six years of exercise, health and wellness experience. As an expert in all things fitness across all coasts, the award winning instructor specializes in weight gain and loss, toning, core strengthening and sports specific training.

While working as a personal and class instructor for gyms such as LA Fitness, Planet Fitness and more, JD designed programs for fat loss and increased muscle mass.  He has worked with every type of client from kids, elderly, sedentary, to professional athletes. Not only does JD obtain substantial knowledge of training from studies, but from personal experiences being a former track runner, collegiate football player, amateur bodybuilder and model.  JD will help you by making fitness a part of your lifestyle.

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Columbus Short FIRED From Scandal For Real Life SCANDAL ? Where’s Olivia Pope?

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Lawd Shonda Rhimes is not playing with that a$$. Miss Shonda said “what you will not do is take your white washed ass down to da bar and punch people in the face, and you damn sure ain’t go take your ass down to da house and beat up your wife and threaten to kill her Miss Columbus Short! That’s what you not gone do!” I guess Shonda said she can show you better than she can tell you, and gave Columbus Short a pink slip. That’s right, Columbus Short has been FIRED from Scandal. Chile, now that’s the real scandal.

Columbus just released this statement:  “At this time I must confirm my exit from a show I’ve called home for 3 years, with what is the most talented ensemble in television today.”

Short goes on: “Everything must come to an end and unfortunately the time has come for Harrison Wright to exit the canvas.  I wish nothing but the best for Shonda, Kerry and the rest of the cast…” ~TMZ

[Is This Déjà Vu? Columbus Short Kicked Out The House, Then Served With A Restraining Order and Divorce Papers.]

I wonder if Oliva Pope prepared this statement for Columbus? Oh well, I guess he can go back to stomping the yard. No tea no shade, his a$$ wont be missed. As much as I loved Harrison’s (Columbus Short’s character) fine ass, he added very little value to the show. Additionally he pissed me off when he rolled up in the factory looking for Adnan Salif with no weapon on him. Dumb ass! See you in the chow line.

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