Joseline Hernandez Puts Out A New Music Video, But The Bish Could Have Kept It (watch)

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Omg, WTF is this? Now I see why the hell them broads over at Love & Hip Hop Atlanta are putting out sex tapes, seems to me like no one over there has any talent. Joseline, Miss Joseline, Joseline Hernandez, for 3 years we have heard you bitch and moan about being in the studio, being at dance rehearsal, getting your video shoots together, and this is the best you can come up with? Really? Really girl? Chile cheese hunty. Stevie is using you and filling your head up with fairy-tales, fantasies, and lies.

I’m really feeling some kind of way right now. Stevie J is largely responsible for the Badboy movement, and this garbage right here is the best he can do for the chick he is screwing every night? A music video made in their dinning room, for a song that makes no sense and is sang so phonetically jacked up that the listener is guaranteed to to have their brain reduced to idiot status if they listen to the entire song.

Miss Joseline, let me give you some straight up unbiased, unadulterated wisdom. If there was a remote chance that you had an inkling of musical talent worth a damn anywhere in side of you, Mona Scott-Young would have made that happen. You see what she did for K. Michelle. Much like Jesus, If she did it for her, she could do it for you. Chile the people just don’t see it for you. Now what the hell you need to be doing is comedy. You are one funny lady. I’d pay all day long to see you do standup with your Miami brand of humor.

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Whitney Houston’s Biopic A Made For TV Movie. Whitney’s Family Upset. She Deserves The Big Screen.

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Chile please Whitney Houston’s family! They f&cking kill me. They are a day late and a dollar short caring about ANYTHING that pertains to Whitney Houston, ESPECIALLY Pat Houston. You know what, I was done with Pat Houston’s ass when Whitney died, and Pat tried to exploit BobbI Christina to have a reality show centered around herself. Girl bye! No one is checking for you Pat Houston. We were not checking for you then, and we sure as hell are not checking for you now.

Now that I done got Pat Houston’s ass together, I will say this: I agree, a Whitney movie on Lifetime is the type of homage more fitting for Pearl from 227, not International Diva Whitney Houston. However, it would appear that no one has put together a package to present to the major film studios, so what is one to do. The people can’t help it if someone presented a package to Lifetime, and they greenlit the project. Just so y’all know, Angela Basset is set to make her directorial debut with this film. At this point, I’m not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. Ole Angela did know Whitney Houston. Continue reading

NEW MUSIC: Havok Jones Remakes Xscape’s ‘Who Can I Run To’, But Should They Have? Hmmm

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Alright then, Y’all know The Doll is all for paying a sickening piece of homage to a nasty R&B tune, but this one right here, uhmmmmmm I don’t quite know how I feel about it. Havok Jones, a new up and coming girl group felt like it was prudent to pay homage and respect to some the of the girl groups that have inspired and paved the way for them. With that, they wanted to use their musical talents to pay homage to Xscape. What’s up for debate is should they have used their musical talents (or lack there of) or just bought them Xscape hoes a card? Ha, you be the judge.

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Ma$e And The Congregation Have Kicked His Wife Out The Church

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Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

On again off again Rapper/ Pastor Ma$e Mason Betha has had enough of his wife Twyla and her “worldly” ways, so much so that she is now officlally banned from the church’s pulpit in which Mase is co-pastor with her at – El Elyon International Church. These two have been having nonstop drama since last summer, but apparently Twyla being arrested and pleading guilty last month for DUI was the last straw for Mase. Reportedly when she was pulled over, she blew close to twice the legal limit during the Breathalyzer test.

Mase believes that drunk driving is blasphemous and told Twyla to G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T. of the church. Plus on top of that, your aunties and them at attend the church are totally behind Mase banning Twyla. They believe that Twyla is a hypocrite, especially since she once preached about how being drunk is a sin. Continue reading

The Bad, The Unfortunate and the Horrendous: Sherri Shepherd’s Terrible Month of May.

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Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

May 9th the news came out that Sherri Shepherd, actress and cohost of the ABC daytime talk show “The View” was getting a divorce from her second husband Lamar Sally. He originally filed for separation on April 16th citing the favorite reason in Hollywood, “irreconcilable differences.” The two were married for only two and half years. That’s the tame part of Sherri Shepherd’s month, everything since then has been a bizarre twist of custody battles and prenups.

Sherri Shepherd and Lamar Sally have a son on the way via surrogate due in July, in his divorce paperwork field on May 2nd, he asked for primary legal and physical custody of the child. May 6th Shepherd filed papers of her own, in her paperwork there is evidence of a prenup between the two signed on August 8th 2011, in that prenup there is a clause stating that Sally gets a onetime payout of $60,000. Also in the prenup it states that the baby would stay with Shepherd and her son from her first marriage. Sally is contesting this prenup claiming “fraud.” Once the two finally go before a judge it will be decided if the prenup in invalid. If the prenup is deemed invalid, Sally can fight for custody as well as ask for spousal and child support. Reports surfaced this week that after the two were married, he wanted to add an amendment that had some… odd request.

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Are Will and Jada Under Investigation Because of the Photo OF Willow Smith?

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Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Around two weeks ago the picture of Willow Smith laying in bed with 20-year- old actor Moses Arias raised a lot of eyebrows, mainly because Willow is a 13-year-old girl. Jada was asked about the photo by TMZ and said that everyone who has tried to make the photo sexual are “covert pedophiles.” Well the Smith family now have bigger issues on their hands surrounding the photo, reports have surfaced that Will and Jada Smith are under investigation by the Los Angeles Department Of Children & Family Services.

According to Radar Online a source told them:

The investigation was formally opened last week and is being taken very seriously by the department. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith have been extremely cooperative with officials. Of course, they aren’t happy that their parenting skills are under scrutiny, but they understand.

One of the pictures that was post on Instagram has been taken down and the picture posted on tumblr weeks before the Instagram pic can no longer be seen, since Arias has now locked his Tumblr account.

Do you guys think the investigation is justified or too much?

Black Gay Dads Get A Book Deal Thanks To You Guy’s Social Media Outrage & SUPPORT

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“Laughing all the way to the bank! Thanks Bitches” That was my motto when I first embarked upon this whole Funky Dineva endeavor. When I started with the the wigs and the occasional lipstick, narrow minded people could not get pass the gay of it all to receive the gift of it all. The gay of it all seemed to have trumped the intellect of it, the humor of it, and the brilliance of it all. I know first hand that this is a sentiment that Kordale Lewis understands all too well. I heard a quote the other day that said something along the lines of “we will throw a party, forgive, and love a murderer, but hate a gay for loving a man” Kind of deep huh?

The framed photo above garnered Kordale Lewis and his partner Kaleb so much attention, that Kordale was offered a book deal. The fact that the photo sparked so much outrage is evidentiary of how love starved our world is. Oh well, as the old adage goes, “when life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade”.  That’s exactly what Kordale did!

Gay Dad Reveals the Real Story Behind their Popular Family Picture

Atlanta – Kordale Lewis, one of two gay fathers who appeared in a selfie with two of his biological children, has released his much-anticipated memoir, “Picture Perfect?” with hopes to answer some of the many questions he got when the picture went viral, reaching people in all parts of the world, including Spain, France, Japan, Great Britain, Russia, the West Indies, and South America.

When Lewis, 25, snapped a picture of him and his partner, Kaleb, 25, brushing his daughters’ hair for school, he thought nothing of it. “I just thought it would be a cool picture, so I posted it on Facebook and then to Instagram,” he says. Although he had posted other family photos with him, Kaleb and their three children (son Kordale Jr. was not pictured in the viral selfie), this particular picture seemed to endear itself to people all over the world. “I think it was so interesting to so many people because it showed two black dads actively taking care of their kids and just loving them.”

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Actor Michael Jace (The Shield) Shoots His Wife. She Fell Dead To Da Crime Scene

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Nessa Girl, The Shield star Michael Jace done shot his wife, and it saddens me to report that she fell dead to da crime scene! To add insult to injury, Jace’s 2 children, both under the age of 10 witness their father shoot and kill their mother. Chile, Fix it Jesus.

TMZ is reporting:

Actor Michael Jace called police himself to report his wife had been shot, and he had pulled the trigger Monday night in Los Angeles … TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources Jace called 911 around 8:30 PM PT and told police … “I shot my wife.”

We’re told Jace’s neighbors in the Hyde Park area of L.A. had reported shots fired in the home … and shortly thereafter Jace made his call to 911.

Sources tell us the actor stayed on the phone, as instructed, until LAPD arrived and found his 40-year-old wife, April Jace dead.

We’re told Jace was home alone when his wife arrived with their kids … a short time later he allegedly shot her.

Jace — best know as Detective Lowe from “The Shield” — was taken

Michael Jace is being booked for Murder. At this point I’m screaming f&ck him and my prayers are with these children that just lost both their parents.