Okay, somebody stop the mutha freaking presses. Y’all mean to tell me that Porsha’s divorce is finalized and the child leaves with absolutely NOTHING. Eww chile, Porsha could not have been my daughter, because I would have told her a$$ to go back over there, and do not leave until she leaves with something! I’m over here blown at how Porsha walks away from a Divorce with A former NFL Quarterback in the red. That’s right, the judge awarded her NOTHING.
According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ – Porsha gets NO alimony, NO house, NO NFL retirement money, NO cash-out, NO health insurance. She even has to pay her own credit card balances.
Now Kordell is dead ass wrong. He knows good and damn well he could have bought this girl a few prepaid pap-smears. What is we gone do hunty!
As for Kordell … he gets two houses, 2 plots of land, a 2013 Mercedes and a 2010 Porsche, and his full retirement benefits. He also gets to keep a 100% interest in his companies.
Chile, the sad part is Nene’s Lawyer that Porsha was seen consulting with throughout the show must not be as good as they say he is. Nene done got this girl all messed up. The lawyer on the other hand got a whole bunch of camera time and all of Porsha lil money in exchange for her leaving the court house with credit card debt. I mean damn, at least Kordell could have helped the damn girl start back at one…
Oh well, f&ck Kordell ole d!ck sucking in the park a$$. Porsha’s got her an African Prince. She doesn’t need Kordell’s pocket change.
Porsha baby, listen to me good. Pay off those credit cards, make sure every gift that Amistad Daddy gives you is in your name, spend your money on items that hold their value like diamonds, and do like Shaunie O’neal siphon his money off to the side and put it in your mamma’s name… Don’t say I ain’t never gave you nothing for free.
Don’t be tardy after the divorce. Porsha is spending no time on the pursuit of racking up them coins! First she was pedaling weave out the trunk of her car, then she went off and got adopted by an African Prince, now Momma is channeling her inner songstress and recoding music. Kordell tried to make my friend out to be some lazy diva. She’s proving his a$$ wrong!
I reported some time back that Porsha was in the studio recording an album. Well the time has arrived for her vocals to hit the airwaves. Does she got the right stuff baby? We shall see. Check out the snippet from Porsha’s soon to be released single ‘Flatline’.
Are we featuring Miss Porsha and her song?
Chile y’all know I love me some Lance Gross. Mostly for reasons that would probably have the FTC shut my site down if I wrote them out, so I’ll refrain. Eww Chile I’m getting hot and bothered just writing this post. Miss Tyler Perry knew exactly what she was doing when she was casting Lance in all those Easter Plays she called television shows. Nonetheless, Lance has built up his acting resume, used his previous experience as a stepping stone, and now is playing in the big leagues. Daddy Lance is anchoring a new show on NBC called Crisis and I AM HERE FOR IT!
Gillian Anderson, Dermot Mulroney, Michael Beach and Lance Gross star in CRISIS, an emotionally charged new drama series about having to choose between your family and your country. When a group of D.C. high-school students is kidnapped during a field trip, the entire nation is thrown into chaos. That’s because the teens’ parents are some of the country’s biggest power players – top business execs, international diplomats, political luminaries… even the President and first lady. Forced into the unfamiliar territory of being powerless, these high-level mothers and fathers are now at the mercy of one vengeful mastermind who is demanding they do unthinkable things – like jeopardize national security – to ensure their kids’ safety. It will take Washington’s best and brightest to navigate this dangerous game of cat and mouse, and avert a crisis that not only threatens some of our most prominent families… but each and every one of us.
Sounds exciting huh? Quiet as its kept, the show could be as dull as Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood and I’d still tune in to see Lance Gross shirtless. Want more? Check out the trailer Continue reading
Its been a while since I’ve had to get Phaedra’s a$$ together, but constitution fish is trying to pull it. Phaedra knows damn well Xenadrine is not the reason her a$$ is losing weight and looking model thin. It’s the stress of Apollo’s legal troubles and those sleepless nights that’s got phaedra looking Sex In The City thin. Ohh and her consistent use of The Donkey Booty DVD which is now on sale on Amazon… Chile don’t y’all let Phaedra fool y’all a$$ OKAY! Don’t y’all run out there and spend up all your income tax money money on some pills thinking you gone look fine like Phaedra, and two months from now you’re still fat like Fanny….
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Lawd have mercy Jesus where did Porsha find this man? Better yet why hasn’t this man found a barber? Chile, his hair is layed like Timbuktu Donald Trump! Yes Got hunty! No African Booty Scratcher over here here, Soul Glow is coined!
Meet 42-year-old Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, son of Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, President of Equatorial Guinea … since 1979. Now don’t get me to lying, I don’t bit more know how to pronounce this hair club for men spokesperson’s name… He’s rich though… I’m glad this news finally hit the fan, because I was busting at the seams trying to hold in how Amistad Daddy bought Porsha a Rolls Royce a few months back.
There is a bit of tea here though. Afrika Bambaataa’s background ain’t squeaky clean, catch these T’s Continue reading
It is always the right time to celebrate Black women. Make no mistake about that. March, however, is Women’s History Month and, thus, a time to celebrate the Black woman in a specific and concentrated way. I look forward to this month of celebration because I know, for a fact, that my intellectual and activist growth would not have been possible without the contributions of Black women. I am because of the resilience and vitality of the Black woman.
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How can you not love Alvin Ailey dancer Alicia Graf-Mack?
Some sisterly wisdom from Toni Morrison.