THE YES GAWDS – Jay Royal

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Pastor Orders Female Members To Remove Their Panties So God Can Enter Their Bodies

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Yes GAWD hunty! This is what I am talking about! I am here for all of this. Let him use you! Let the spirit move through you!!

Kenyan pastor Rev. Njohi has raised not only a few eyebrows but red flags with his unorthodox suggestion of having his female congregants remove their bras and underwear before coming to church, so that Christ can freely enter their bodies with his spirit, according to The Kenyan Daily Post.

Chile, I’m not trying to be funny (yea the hell I am), but they are going to need all the Holly Water they can find to wash away the smell of fish. Don’t nobody want to smell not hot African coochie in the house of the lord.  Catch these t’s Continue reading

Whitney Houston’s Family Done Beat Up Bobbi Kristina’s Husband Nick Gordon Down To Da Sweet 16

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Chile, once again, Pat Houston has failed another family member. Quiet as its kept, she probably set this one up. They had a Sweet 16 party for Raya (Pat & Gary’s) daughter with whats left of Whitney Houston’s Sparkle check and all hell broke loose. Y’all know Pat Houston cashed that check. Anyway, here is what TMZ is reporting:

Whitney Houston‘s son-in-law got his ass beaten by one of Whitney’s nephews at a formal family gathering … and it’s all because of a long-simmering family feud … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Whitney’s nephew, Gary Michael Houston, went nuclear on Bobbi Kristina‘s husband, Nick Gordon … allegedly SLAMMING him to the floor and pummeling his face — accusing him of talking crap about the family.

Family sources tell us … it all went down at a Sweet 16 party for Whitney’s niece, Rayah. We’re told it was a formal affair — everyone in tuxes and long gowns — but Nick showed up in a hoodie and knit cap and “lookin’ like a thug.”

Gary felt Gordon had insulted the family one too many times … as soon as the party was over, he delivered the beat down. We’re told it was a lopsided fight — Nick didn’t even get in a single punch.

The two are now sluggin’ it out on Twitter. Gordon posted, “F*** all of em they’ve tried to fight me (Gary H) jealous ass n***a.”

In response, Gary tweeted, “He still kind a sore from that last trip I sent him on smh …. I tried to tell him to buckle up lol.”

Chile, poor Whitney Is probably doing the Dutty Wine in her grave…

 

Tamar Braxton Not Paying Her People. Now She’s Mad That They Are Asking Her For A Contract

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Singing K. Michelle’s “Where they do that at…” Chile, the streets are talking. Word on the curb is Tamar & Vince have developed a pretty solid reputation for NOT paying folks. So much so, that Tamar’s stylist asked her for a contract in an effort to keep the business clean, and Tamar got all in her feelings and blasted the stylist on Instagram:
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tamar-braxton-album_thelavalizardSeems to me that Tamar is the one acting Grand, feeling entitled to free services because she’s “Tamar Braxton”.  Don’t help someone and then throw it in their face later. Furthermore, it is so UGLY to boast as if you “made” someone. We all needed help getting “put on” at one time or another. Tamar needs not forget that very first dustpan  CD of hers that did everything but sell. Would anyone like an original Tamar Braxton dust pan? OKAY, Someone helped her a$$ too…

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BE Magazine Found Mya’s Old Dusty A$$ And Put Her On Their Magazine Cover…

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Chile somebody done dug through the rejected R&B Divas applicants box and found Mya’s contact information. Maya is serving the girls Miss Swan realness on the Spring Fling issue of BE Magazine.

There is nothing steamier than the attitude that the spring weather brings. As the weather breaks and heats up, BE Entertained Magazine gets sexier and offers an inside scoop to your favorite celebrities deepest secrets, experiences, and everything in BEtween. BE Magazine kicks off 2014 with a sizzle, as the sultry songstress Mya covers the 2014 Spring Fling Issue. ~ BE Magazine

While at her cover shoot, Mya’s dance moves were put to the test when she was challenged to do the Nae-Nae. Catch these T’s Continue reading

August Alsina Says “I Don’t Really F With Trey’. Trey Songz’s Ego Has Gotten Too Big…

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Tell me again, can we be lovers and friends… Chile what is wrong with the ladies of R&B. Miss Chris Brown has a drug problem, Lady Justin Beieber has a behavioral problem, Dutches Trey Songz has an attitude problem, and Princess August Alsina talks too damn much. Alsina aired his grievances in an interview with Rap-Up Magazine:

I don’t really fuck with Trey right now. We don’t get along right now. We ain’t on the same page. He did some other sh!t and we just don’t rock.

See what else Alsina had to say.