NEW MUSIC: The Internet “DONTCHA” – Serving Groove Theory Realness

Posted in New Music


So y’all know The Doll has to pay homage to a sickening tune when I find one. I was riding down the highway listening to Sirius Satellite station The Heat” and this song call “Dontcha” kept coming on throughout the day. At first I didn’t pay the song any attention because it was giving me such an old school funk vibe that I just knew the song had to be old. Each time the song played, I could not help but realize that the song was giving me Amel Larrieux / Groove Theory T’s. The spirit led me to Shazam the song. Come to find out, the song is fairly new and from a group I hadn’t heard of.

Get you a piece of Dontcha. I know you’ll like it!

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Syleena Johnson Says Nicci Gilbert’s Lips Look Like A Baboon’s Ass – READ BISH

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation, R&B Divas, reality tv


Listen, for some odd reason, some friends and I were riding in the car this weekend and somehow we ended up watching a clip from the season finale of R&B Divas Atlanta on my Iphone. Chile I do not remember the argument between Syleena Johnson and Nicci Gilbert being as funny as it was, but that thang was funty hunty! OKAY. Chile, Syleena told Madea, and I quote

“I know you ain’t talking spongebob with that wack a$$ outfit you got on. Bish you super wack. Yes I’m a bish. A bish thats better than you, a bish that’s cuter than you, and  that’s more pulled up than you bish, and you hate it”

If that wasn’t enough to have you dead to the bed, Syleena went on to tell that Uhaul

“You’re a hot mess, and your lips look like a baboons a$$”

“You’re gonna look a mess with those black gums and all, and those knock a$$ knees”

Chile you would have thought this clip was a Vine video because we watched it over and over again. Go a head and get 911 on your speed dial because you are going to fall dead to da bead after reliving this! Continue reading

Britney Spears REAL Singing Voice Leaked – Sounds Like A Coyote In Heat (listen)

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation


Chile somebody has it out for Miss Britney Spears. If y’all thought Kim Zolciak sounded like a baboon in heat, y’all have not heard Brittney Spears. Chile certain things are better left unheard. Britney Spears actual singing voice has been making its way around the internet as of late in the form of what’s allegedly an isolated vocal track from a 2001 Las Vegas concert.

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White Women Wear “Black” Hairstyles To Work. Project Asks ‘Are They Ghetto’?

Posted in Black History


I am very selective when taking on issues of race on my blog. I think that it is a very tired argument to be having in 2013, however I do recognize that issues do exist. Being a former corporate slave, I can relate a million times over to feelings of of trying to fit in and toiling over conformity. As a society, we have come to recognize the acceptable corporate look as this one dimensional, standardized, “in the box”,  physical manifestation of some ideal. No tea no shade, we’ve adopted this standardized image of a white collared white man as the rule for what men and women alike should look like in a corporate setting. Often timess, for reasons far beyond our control, minorities have difficult time conforming to to these standards. Physically, many of us just aren’t able to. The few modifications we can make to our physical appearance to to conform to these standards lend themselves to high anxiety and a heightened self consciousness in the workplace.

In the words of India Arie, “I am not my hair.” This project forced viewers to reexamine all they’ve come to know. The most compelling aspect of the photos is not necessarily the physical discrepancy between a white woman and her black hair, but all of the complex histories, assumptions, silences and transformations that make such a discrepancy so apparent to the viewer. Catch these T’s when Becky becomes Tanisha. Continue reading

New Video: Tamar Braxton HOT SUGAR – Pays A Sickening Piece Of HOMAGE To The Gays

Posted in Braxton Family Values, Gay Rights


Listen, y’all can say whatever the hell y’all want to say about Tamar & Vince, but when it comes to this music, branding, and Tamar’s career, they know what the hell they are doing. With hot sugar being an up tempo track and Tamar’s infatuation with Beyonce and Lady Gaga, I was so expecting the Hot Sugar video to be very reminiscent of Beyonce circa 2009. Boy was I wrong. Yes Gawd Hunty! Tamar Braxton thought way outside the box and payed a sickening piece of artistic homage to the gays. Go in and let have bish!!! Yellow fish turnt it bish!!! check out this video and get you a piece of Hot Sugar! Continue reading

Kandi Burruss The New Female Tyler Perry. Produces Gospel Play With Shirley Murdock & Eddie Levert

Posted in reality tv, RHOA


Singing: “i’m not trying to interefere of cause you any stress, but I know what I like and I like what I love and I know that things have changed….” Heeeeeyyyy that’s a line form one of my favorite Shirley Murdock songs I Still Love You. Chile, between the government shut down and Kandi Buruss, there are not going to be any jobs left for anyone in the US. Expanding her ever-growing empire, Kandi has decided to try her hand at stage plays. I was aware that Kandi & Todd were working on a stage play, but I wasn’t aware that they were actually doing it up for real for real. I honestly thought the play was going to be a lil something something that they put on at the church or something, but from the looks of the leading cast, they are doing it big bish!

The play is set to star Kandi, Eddie Levert, Shirley Murdock, D. Woods, Q. Parker, Chandra Currelley, and FUNKY DINEVA ROSS! That’s right, The Doll is also in the play. No tea no shade, I don’t know how the hell D. Woods made the flyer and I didn’t! My part was must real small hunty.. uhmm hmmmm I’ll take that up with Kandi and Todd later. Anyway, the play is November 22-24 here in Atlanta and you can purchase tickets at Kandi Online.

Musical Homage To Shirley Murdock – I Still Love You