Frankie Lyons Down To Da Bar With No Shoes On, Blonde Finger Waves, And An Usher Board #2 Dress On

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Chile tell me why I went down to da bar last night, and as I was walking through the door, Frankie Lyons was at the register looking like she was preparing to give the benediction. Chile Keyshia Cole mama had on an ole nasty usher board number 2 dress with bleach blonde finger waves, and some Harry Potter clogs. Bae-Bae, you would have thought that thang had ants in her pants, because once she made through the doors, she couldn’t sit her ass down. Frankie tootsie rolled her ass up and down the aisle all night long. The crowd definitely went up for her.  She was celebrating her birthday and feeling the spirit at the same damn time. Take a look… Continue reading

“Bros Before Hos” – A Pilot Presentation For A New TV Show. Would You Watch This? (video)

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In an era of all this tired ass reality tv, it is good to see that scripted tv is starting to make a small comeback, slowly but surely. Allow me to put on my accountant hat for just a moment. For those of you who would like to see the total eradication of reality tv, don’t hold your breath. Reality tv is dirt cheap to produce in relation to scripted television and the return on investment is HUGE. Let’s face it, scripted shows like Scandal are a gift from the TV Gods and not the norm. I said all that to say… I don’t know, I lost my train of thought.

BROS BEFORE HOS is a television pilot presentation about what it’s like to fall in love in this crazy world we live in now. The series is a semi-autobiographical comedy about three brothers, two straight, one gay, each dealing with modern-day issues in Los Angeles while trying to find love, but screwing shit up along the way.

WHY WAS THE TITLE “BROS BEFORE HOS” CHOSEN?

Because we liked it and thought it was funny. At its heart, this is a family show about three brothers who will never let anyone – guy or girl – come in between their bond. No, we’re not calling women “hos,” but we thought this would be a catchy title to grab people’s attention. Now, if a network wants to make our little show, and feels we should change the title, then we’d be down to having that conversation.

WHAT’S A PILOT PRESENTATION? 

Well, a pilot presentation is a “sizzle reel” of sorts that’s intended to show the world and the powers that be what this show would look like if it were on an actual television network. It’s like a “mini TV episode.”

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Another Malaysian Plane Goes Down. Bundles Of Hair Floating In Ocean. Sharks Sporting Quick Weaves

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Nessa girl, I’m not sure what the hell is going on over there in Malaysia, but stay your ass from over there. Matter of fact, go on ahead and tell Barack Obama to suspend your passport until a later date. Chile for the second time in this year Malaysian Airlines is once again in the news for losing contact with an airplane. Unfortunately with the first airplane, no one knows what the hell happened to it. Equally as unfortunate, with this plane, reports are coming in that the plane went down.

The route the Malaysian plane was on, between Kuala Lumpur and the Netherlands, is a common one, CNN aviation safety consultant Mary Schiavo said Thursday. She said that the plane was flying over a troubled area and that close communication with air traffic controllers would be a key necessity.

In hostile or disputed areas, “any alteration from your course, and you can have a problem,” she said. ~CNN

Moments like this is when I wish I would have payed attention in my Foreign Affairs classes. I have the slightest Idea about what is going on outside of Atlanta and Miami, yet alone the Continental United States.

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Singer Brandy Noorwood Becomes An Honorary Member Of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorrority

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Yes gawd hunty! The 3-day express done gave Brandy Noorwood 20 pearls. Come through AKA fish. Today, as part of the AKA 2014 Boule festivities, dinger Brandy Noorwood was inducted into Alpha Kappa Alpha as an honorary member.

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NEW MUSIC: Estelle ‘Conqueror’ An Anthem To Standing Tall – Come Through UK Fish

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We are starting to see a resurgence in “anthem” styled songs. Today, Estelle released a single entitled “Conqueror”, an anthem dedicated to standing tall and overcoming.

“I’d rather stand tall than live on my knees / Cause I am conqueror and I won’t accept defeat,” sings Estelle

On starting over: “I had to figure out who I was again. I had ask to myself questions like, ‘What kinds of things do I like?’ This album is about the time in between breaking up with someone and becoming happy again. That time that you’re just existing. No one goes straight to happiness after a breakup.”

On being honest with yourself: “You have to really check yourself, like if you think that you’re ready to see that person and you’re not. You have to have courage to look back and be honest about your own drama. You have to work at it every day and it’s really hard. Understand that this is who I am now, this is who I was then. It’s none of his business what you’re doing now or who you are now. You have to stop thinking of things in that way.”

On what if? “You can’t worry about what could have been, like what would have happened if you’d stuck around longer. You can’t doubt yourself. You can’t go on what you were supposed to do, or what you could have done differently. That’s self-destructive. Maybe he has pushed you to be the best person you can be instead of that idea that you gave up too soon.”

On the little triumphs: “At first, grocery shopping is sad because you’re used to think of (your ex) when you’re shopping. Then you realize how much cheaper the bill is now. Those little joys that are the breakthroughs.” ~USA Today

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Stevie J Tweets Nude Picture Of Althea Performing Her “Wifely Duties” On Benzino

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I thought the saying was bros before hoes. Well, Benzino & Stevie have proven that just like chivalry, that mantra is dead. I’m not really sure what has been going on with these two lately, but it seems that teir respective love interests have somehow brought about a rift between the two brother. In the wake of videos surfacing that show Joseline high out of her mind, Stevie J has posted a a picture of Althea naked in a bathtub performing oral sex on Benzino. In an adult fashion, Althea owns the photo with no shame. Hell, at the end of the day, it is her Fiance’. The question I have is “how the hell, and why the hell does Stevie J have possession of nude photos of Benzino & Althea?” All of them are way too “communal” for me…

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