TALES FROM DA BAR: Never Smoke Hookah With A Bish With Bad Breath

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Chile, as much as I am down to da bar, I might as well make a coin off of my experiences and observations. Chile, earlier this week I was down to da bar with some friends for a few dranks and a cute bite to eat. The music was flowing and the drinks were pouring. For those of y’all that don’t know, when The Doll gets tipsy, she gets generous. I like for the whole bar to be on my level. There was a cute young lady sitting next to me who I had been making small talk with throughout the night. I offered to buy a round of shots, and out of nowhere, her raggely ass friend appeared. The bish pop up so fast when she heard “shots” that she damn near startled me off my stool. The Doll ain’t hurtin for $8, so hell, I bought her one too. No tea no shade, the random friend actually was cool. She was busted as hell, but cool.

As the night progressed, we decided we’d all go in on a hookah. Chile why the hell did we do that? It was 5 of us, and I was third in the rotation. The 1st round of the hookah was cool, but shit went left by the 2nd. The 2nd time around, I smelt a faint boo-boo smell, and kinda tasted it in my mouth. Rocking out to the music and drinking my Hennessy, I didn’t think much of it. I thought perhaps it was some weird organic flavor or something, and next time we’ll order something simple like apple & mint. By the the third time around, the faint boo-boo smell graduated to sewage. At that point, I was ready to send the damn thing back. “Did someone sh!t in the hookah, or did they not change out the water” is what I thought to myself. And then it happened! Beyonce’s Drunk & Love came on as the friend was inhaling the hookah. Miss girl went to belt out that first “we be all night, looooovvvvveee’ and blew a lung full of her smoke in my face. Once again, i damn near fell off my stool. Continue reading

The Gays TAKEOVER Beyond Scared Straight. Pebbles Reads The Kids Like Sissies In The Club! (video)

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Nessa girl, I always wondered what the hell happened to the stunt queens and the drag queens when they went to prison. Well chile, I have to wonder NO MORE! To peep into the life of a sissy gone bad, the production crew of Beyond Scared Straight came down to Miss Atlanta to give the world a glimpse of how to keep your hair layed and nails done while behind bars. Yes gawd, Just because a bish is in prison does not mean they can’t be fabulous.

Let me tell you something, once you get a piece of Miss Pebbles reading these bad ass chirren, I can guarantee you will be screaming “MORE MORE MORE”. Ohhh and I can’t forget Miss Foxy Hunty. You can tell Miss Foxy use to work the beat back in the day. She’s been pumped full of fix-a-flat and Elmers glue, but Miss Thang is fierce in a jumpsuit. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Is This Shady or Good Business Deal? Seahawks QB Russell Wilson Files For Divorce.

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Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Never mind Kanye’s infamous line on ‘Gold digger’ “and when he get on he’ll leave you’re a** for a white girl” This is another level on getting put on and leaving out. Three months after winning his first Super Bowl with the Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson has  filed for divorce from his wife of two years Ashton Wilson . The two met while attending Collegiate (high) School in Richmond, VA, but did not start dating until college at North Carolina State, Wilson later transferred and played one season at Wisconsin in 2011.

He announced in a statement through the Seahawks on Wednesday: “I have the difficult decision to file for divorce. Clearly decisions like these don’t come easy. Ashton and I respectfully ask for prayers, understanding and privacy during this difficult time. Moving forward I will have no further comment on this personal matter.” Continue reading

Sundy Carter “Knowingly” Cheats with Married NBA Baller Larry Hughes

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Written by guest writer Brian Rayfield @BrianRayfield

If you’re like me, then you weren’t featuring Basketball Wives: LA too much this season. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I was watching every Monday, but it was something about that Sundy Carter that wasn’t sitting too well on my stomach.

If you tuned into the Season finale episode, you got a taste of the heated exchanged between Sundy and Brandi Maxiell, where Brandi alleged what the blogs have been reporting for months; Sundy Carter is flat-out  a “hoe,” and sleeping with married men.

In an interview with HipHollywood, Sundy is now speaking out about her affair with former NBA baller Larry Hughes that resulted in a child while he was still married.

Here’s what the chick had to say: Continue reading

Oprah’s Messy A$$ Stepmother: Salty of Nah?

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Written by guest writer Brian Rayfield @BrianRayfield

So when your former stepdaughter sends you an eviction notice giving you 30 days to pack your sh&% and get missing, what is one to do?

Well if you take a chapter from Barbara Winfrey’s book, she might tell you to get down and dirty, because that’s exactly what she’s doing.

Barbara Winfrey is the former stepmother to Mother Oprah Winfrey, and after a court ruling ordering her to be out of her $1.4 million home, Barbara is putting O on blast.

Babs gave an interview with the Daily Mail, where she discusses being kicked out the home she once shared with Oprah’s father for 14 years.

“I have lost everything. It’s not just a house, this is my home. All my memories are here.”

“I’m trying to keep it together but there are some days I just don’t understand how I could have made her so angry that she would kick me out on the street and think nothing about it. But that’s Oprah – she’s judge and jury.”

Catch some of the shade from the interview below: Continue reading

Headed to Divorce Court? Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Wife Files for Separation

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Written by guest writer Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

Marriage wasn’t as good as it gets for Sara Kapfer, after 20 years of marriage she filed for separation from the Oscar winner on Wednesday April 23th. Kapfer filed for separation in L.A. County Superior Court siting “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the two splitting up. The two were high school sweethearts and married in 1994.

The fact that these two are separating comes as quite the surprised. Just last August while promoting “The Butler” the actor appeared on The View and spoke openly about how happy he was that his marriage was able to last 20 years in Hollywood. It was all good just a week ago…

The couple have three children, two in which are minor. Kapfer states in her paperwork that she wants joint legal and physical custody of the two youngest children. This story is developing.