Appollo Nida Gets Sentenced To 8-Years In Prison. FIX IT JESUS

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Lawd Appollo done cashed them peoples checks and bootlegged them loans and it has landed him 8 years in the slammer . I hope they have a full supply of Vaseline in the commissary, cause his fine ass is going to need it. I can hear Phaedra now saying “fix it Jesus”.

Apollo Nida just got an enormous break for singing like a canary … he got 1/4 the maximum sentence for a massive money fraud scheme.

Nida — who appears on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” with wife Phaedra Parks — was just sentenced to 8 years in federal prison for cashing stolen checks and laundering more than $2.3 mil through phony bank accounts.

The judge who sentenced him today in a Georgia court said Nida did indeed cooperate with federal investigators by spilling criminal secrets … and that’s why he got leniency.

Nida could have been sentenced to 30 years, so 8 years is a big victory.

It’s all relative folks. – TMZ

It’s Official, Rosie O’Donnell Is Returning To The View. Rosie & Whoopi = YES GAWD B!TCH

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It’s official!!!! Rosie O’Donnell is returning to The View. I’m so here for this! My only concern is that between Rosie and Whoopi Goldbergh, whomever the stylist is will be unable to find enough vest and men’s white dress shirts for the two of them to wear. Lord I can see the headlines now, “Whoopi and Rosie get to fighting down to the dressing room over a tie”.  Ha! Quiet as its kept, they need to just go on ahead and get Wanda Sykes and Ellen DeGeneres! Is it me, or is the cast beginning to look a lil butchie?

It’s reported that producers of The View are looking for a Latina and a Conservative. Two conservative candidates who are being scoped are Abby Huntsman and Margaret Hoover, whoever the hell they are…

Are you excited about Rosie?

 

Joan Rivers Says Barack Obama Is Gay And Michelle Obama Is A Tranny. Funny or Nah?

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Excuse me while I try to type while laughing hysterically. While touring the country promoting her new book, Joan Rivers was asked by a

photographer if she believed the United States would ever see the first gay or female president. Her response was typical Rivers.

“We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down,” she said. “You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans.”

When asked to further explain Rivers said, “A transgender. We all know it.”

I was tickled as hell by this joke. As a matter of fact, I could not contain my laughter. I honestly thought that this was funny and comedy at its finest. Many people have taken exception with Rivers and her snide remarks. As it relates to the President, for one to be upset implies that there is something wrong with being gay, in order for being called gay to be an insult. So clearly you guys see  why I can’t support being mad with Rivers. As it relates to Michelle Obama, I mean… First Lady or not, she does look a little trannyesque at times. I’m just saying. Let’s not act like the joke is far off and came completely out of left field. For those of y’all who are mad, you’ve thought it, Joan just said it.

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Married To Medicine Season 2 Reunion Sneak Peak. Simone & Toya FIGHT, Mariah Lying, And Quad Crying

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Chile I have not half payed attention to this season of Married to Medicine, but I am really impressed with their reunion set. For whatever reason, Married To Medicine just fails to hold my attention. I think the other part of my disinterest is my associations with many of the ladies and my association with the mess that is going on between Quad & Mariah. I just refused to relive all the drama again every damn Sunday for 15 weeks. It’s a a lot to constantly have to relive some sh!t that has happened over a year ago. My brain isn’t set up to handle that.

Nonetheless, the season 2 reunion is almost upon us, and it looks like it is going to be a juicy one. Take a look at the 2 sneak peeks I’ve attached. Continue reading

Beyonce May Have Another Sibling. Second Woman Files Paternity Suit Against Mathew Knowles

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Like honestly, who the hell is screwing Mathew Knowles? I’m convinced he must be sprinkling some Creole Lady Marmalade in women’s drinks when they tip off to the bathroom. Letting Mathew Knowles raw dog in your “love jones” just proves that the struggle is real. These days, people will do anything to get a small piece of Beyonce, including having babies from her old ass daddy. Much to these ladies dismay, Mathew’s Coins are drying up, and he doesn’t have much to share. Y’all better ask his first baby mamma from 2010. Y’all see that heffa was on inside edition giving us a tour of the homeless shelter she was living in.

It seems as if Mathew Knowles was really going through some things in 2010. That is the year his first love child was born, and just so happens to be the year his alleged 2nd love child was born as well. Taqoya Branscomb alleges that in 2010 Mathew Knowles fathered  her daughter in Harris County, Texas. Branscomb is using the law to try and get Mathew Knowles to take a paternity test, secure child support, and get her legal fees paid. Continue reading

Is Nicki Minaj Guilty Of Doing To Iggy Azelea What Lil Kim Did To Her?

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Way back when, when Lil Kim was so fixated on running off at the mouth about then newcomer Nicki Minaj, I always felt that it was jealousy that fueled Kim’s anger. Of course you Kim stans are going to chime in with “what does Lil Kim need to be jealous of Nicki Minaj for”, and I’m with you. I think the jealousy came into play when Lil Kim realized that she was no longer hip hop’s  “it girl.” For whatever reason the rap game has grown to a place where it seems to only be able to sustain one female rapper at a time. This is very ironic consider that the same game can concurrently sustain male rappers by the double digits. In all honesty, that’s the fight female emcees need to be fighting, not each other.

During her acceptance speech at the BET Awards, Nicki Minaj took a slight dig at Iggy Azelia saying when “you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it,” At the end of the day, everyone new that she was talking about her competitor Iggy Azelia, but why? I swear rappers are some of the most immature, mentally undeveloped assholes with their constant perpetuation of gang like thinking. In 2014, what the hell is street cred? Like seriously, because someone did not write their rhymes, it doesn’t take away from their talent. Hell Whitney Houston wrote next to non of her music, yet she is still regarded as one of the greatest singers EVER! Does it strengthen an artist’s total package if they write their own music? Yes. However, if they don’t write their own music, all the same, they are still an artist. Continue reading