GAWD ALEXANDER MASSON
Alexander was born in Arlington, VA and moved to France, where he lived for six years before returning to the United States. After graduating from high school with a high 3.7 GPA, Alexander decided not to attend college, but instead pursue his career in the modeling industry. In 2013, Alexander booked his first modeling gig in Jennifer Lopez “Adrenalina” music video where he played the role of a drummer. He left such a lasting impression that Jennifer Lopez recommended him being cast in her new music video, I Luh Ya Papi.
Alexander gained such a large following from Lopez’s I Luh Ya Papi video that the next logical step was to acquire professional representation to accommodate his growing popularity. He is now signed with the prestigious Bienaime Agency.
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Ughhhh I feel so bad for strippers. And yes I’m judging. Nonetheless, Peter and them had a slew of them down to da bar for Todd Tucker’s bachelor party last night. Bachelor parties are supposed to be a man’s last hoorah, and it looks as if they had one hell of a time. Now quiet as its kept, I don’t know how and why they would allow photographers inside of the party,UNLESS they wanted the pictures to get out and for folks like me to talk about them. So, that’s what I’m here to do.
All tea, all shade, from a public relations standpoint, THIS IS NOT A GOOD LUCK. Kirk (Love & Hip Hop) currently has a public persona of being a cheat, Peters past interactions with strippers is a bit sketchy, and Apollo, well I’m not even going to touch that one. I know Todd, and he’s a pretty good guy. I’m sure he behaved himself. However, the last thing he needed to do was give that damn Mama Joyce something else to talk about.
Anyway, Kandi and Todd are getting married this Friday in Atlanta. That reminds me, I need to get my a$$ up off this sofa and find something to wear. Check out the rest of the pics. Continue reading
Yea yea I’ve been gone for two weeks and has not updated the site. Get over it, I’m back now. That being said, while on my two week mental retreat, my random a$$ mind pondered upon all sorts of random ish. One of my controversial posts that stirred much debate was my thoughts about people who ask for a cup of hot water to stick their utensils in while at public restaurants. I am of the mindset that people who do this are GHETTO, country as hell, and quite frankly stupid. Additionally I think people who do this totally lack the ability to think critically. If they did, they would totally realize that this practice makes no sense. In the area of germ prevention and sanitation, is a futile effort. My exact sentiments were:
If you are one of those ghetto bitches who asks for a cup of hot water to stick your utensils in at restaurants, I’ll never go out to eat with you and quite frankly thinks you’re stupid! Why not just ask for a bucket oh hot water to stick the plate, salt shakers, the cook, and the waitress’s in. Better yet, just stick the damn food in it too while you’re at it!
152 comments later, it was evident that there was a divide amongst those who agree with me and those who have incorporated this practice into their public dining routine. I stand by my thoughts that people who do this are just tacky. Here’s why… Continue reading
Okay, somebody stop the mutha freaking presses. Y’all mean to tell me that Porsha’s divorce is finalized and the child leaves with absolutely NOTHING. Eww chile, Porsha could not have been my daughter, because I would have told her a$$ to go back over there, and do not leave until she leaves with something! I’m over here blown at how Porsha walks away from a Divorce with A former NFL Quarterback in the red. That’s right, the judge awarded her NOTHING.
According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ – Porsha gets NO alimony, NO house, NO NFL retirement money, NO cash-out, NO health insurance. She even has to pay her own credit card balances.
Now Kordell is dead ass wrong. He knows good and damn well he could have bought this girl a few prepaid pap-smears. What is we gone do hunty!
As for Kordell … he gets two houses, 2 plots of land, a 2013 Mercedes and a 2010 Porsche, and his full retirement benefits. He also gets to keep a 100% interest in his companies.
Chile, the sad part is Nene’s Lawyer that Porsha was seen consulting with throughout the show must not be as good as they say he is. Nene done got this girl all messed up. The lawyer on the other hand got a whole bunch of camera time and all of Porsha lil money in exchange for her leaving the court house with credit card debt. I mean damn, at least Kordell could have helped the damn girl start back at one…
Oh well, f&ck Kordell ole d!ck sucking in the park a$$. Porsha’s got her an African Prince. She doesn’t need Kordell’s pocket change.
Porsha baby, listen to me good. Pay off those credit cards, make sure every gift that Amistad Daddy gives you is in your name, spend your money on items that hold their value like diamonds, and do like Shaunie O’neal siphon his money off to the side and put it in your mamma’s name… Don’t say I ain’t never gave you nothing for free.
Don’t be tardy after the divorce. Porsha is spending no time on the pursuit of racking up them coins! First she was pedaling weave out the trunk of her car, then she went off and got adopted by an African Prince, now Momma is channeling her inner songstress and recoding music. Kordell tried to make my friend out to be some lazy diva. She’s proving his a$$ wrong!
I reported some time back that Porsha was in the studio recording an album. Well the time has arrived for her vocals to hit the airwaves. Does she got the right stuff baby? We shall see. Check out the snippet from Porsha’s soon to be released single ‘Flatline’.
Are we featuring Miss Porsha and her song?
Chile y’all know I love me some Lance Gross. Mostly for reasons that would probably have the FTC shut my site down if I wrote them out, so I’ll refrain. Eww Chile I’m getting hot and bothered just writing this post. Miss Tyler Perry knew exactly what she was doing when she was casting Lance in all those Easter Plays she called television shows. Nonetheless, Lance has built up his acting resume, used his previous experience as a stepping stone, and now is playing in the big leagues. Daddy Lance is anchoring a new show on NBC called Crisis and I AM HERE FOR IT!
Gillian Anderson, Dermot Mulroney, Michael Beach and Lance Gross star in CRISIS, an emotionally charged new drama series about having to choose between your family and your country. When a group of D.C. high-school students is kidnapped during a field trip, the entire nation is thrown into chaos. That’s because the teens’ parents are some of the country’s biggest power players – top business execs, international diplomats, political luminaries… even the President and first lady. Forced into the unfamiliar territory of being powerless, these high-level mothers and fathers are now at the mercy of one vengeful mastermind who is demanding they do unthinkable things – like jeopardize national security – to ensure their kids’ safety. It will take Washington’s best and brightest to navigate this dangerous game of cat and mouse, and avert a crisis that not only threatens some of our most prominent families… but each and every one of us.
Sounds exciting huh? Quiet as its kept, the show could be as dull as Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood and I’d still tune in to see Lance Gross shirtless. Want more? Check out the trailer Continue reading