When Aliens Attack – Lil Kim Is Pregnant

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Look, I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but Lil Kim is pregnant. There once was a time when people made phone calls or sent out nice little cards to announce their pregnancy. These days, celebs wait for the largest event of the season to pop up at and upstage the goings ons with their news. I don’t know… This trend is starting to wear me out slowly. I guess the struggle really is real. Why hire a publicist when you can just show up to someone else sh!t and show out.

Anyway, Lil Kim showed up at The Bonds show in some dress that was made for one of Santa’s elves carrying a baby that apparently must have been conceived by immaculate conception. Last we knew, Lil Kim had broke up with her boo Mr. Papers. Chile wouldn’t it be some mess if it was Biggie’s baby? I wonder if Lil Kim pulled a Being Mary Jane and stored Biggie;s “luvin’ in the freezer? Check out the pics. Continue reading

NEW SONG/VIDEO Non Singing A$$ Ashanti “I Got You” Ft. Rick Ross – Aww Baby

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Come through non singing fish! Yes gawd Ashanti!! You better work bish. I am featuring all that you have to give. Your fashions DOWN! Your hair DOWN. Your video DOWN.  Your vocals MAN DOWN IT’S A CODE TEN SITUATION. That’s alright though baby, for what you lack in talent you make up for in cinematography and dance moves. Werq bish!!!! Y’all know I’m really featuring this new Ashanti song and video because it features fellow Miami Carol City  Graduate Rick Ross! Stand up Carol City!  Non the less, Ashanti came correct with her new single considering how long she has been gone. Get into her new video… Continue reading

Gabrielle Union Say’s She’s Getting A Prenup, That She’s Never Seen Dwyane Balance A Check Book.

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Chile Cheese Mary Jane! Don’t pull it bish! Last night Gabrielle Union was a guest on the Arsenio Hall show and dished on how she plans to do things in this marriage a little different then the one before. This time around, she says the primary difference will be a prenup, at her insistence. No tea no shade, I didn’t know the heffa was married before. She divorced her first husband NFL Player Chris Howard in 2005. I thought she was screwing other people’s husband since Two Can Play That Game.

All tea all shade, what in the hell does she have to protect? She’s stared in BET Arabesque films her entire career. Isn’t it reasonable to assume that he has a hell of a lot more assets to protect than she does? Sounds to me like she better sit her ass down somewhere and try to get hitched and knocked up without a prenup.  We all know that D. Wade is most likely the one who is pushing for the prenup. That way he will have an insurance policy when he gets ready to Siohvaughn her ass. Catch these T’s

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At What Point Do You Stop Sleeping With Other People’s Boyfriend/Husband Because He’s Giving You Money?

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When I was a young girl, I had no issue sleeping with someone else’s boyfriend, or husband for that matter. Just as long as I was getting something out of the deal, and his woman did not call my phone or bring any drama to my job, his false devotion to her was all right with me. Then somewhere along the way, once I turned 30, that all changed. I gradually became neutral about the arrangement, and then grew to disagree with it all together. What perplexed me the most was how I went from doing something for the sport of it with great pleasure, to looking down on it all together?

So what brought about this change? I’ll definitely say I drew a direct correlation in my ability to do for myself, and my willingness to sell my punany on the open market. Let’s face it, no matter how you slice it and dice it, if you are sleeping with a dude in exchange for gifts and favors, it’s a form of prostitution. It’s the oldest profession in the book. Upon further reflection I realized none of the money, favors, and assistance I had been given were free, but indeed loans. I was on a no money down, deferred payment plan, with a very high interest rate, to be repaid with pieces of my soul. Let us not forget, nothing in life is free, either you are going to pay on the front end, or the back end, BUT YOU ARE GOING TO PAY. Well when I began to pay the piper, all I could think about was the tires he put on my car, or the plane ticket he bought, or the bills he helped out with, all of which were long gone and forgotten about, and so was he. Here it is I found myself borrowing from the present to pay for the past, leaving me with many sleepless nights thinking about the future.

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Atlanta’s Social Scene, Fashions, And Glamour Is NOTHING Like What You See On VH1′s Singles Ladies

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For those of you who are highly enthralled with the glitz and glam of Atlanta that you see on Single Ladies, don’t be! What you see on your television screen is not what you get. Be not confused, if you travel 10 minutes in any direction of Atlanta’s epicenter, you are in GEORGIA. The booshe scene here in The Bible Belt looks more like bouffant hairstyles and colonial porches than Chanel blouses and penthouse apartments.

Don’t get me wrong, we residence here in Atlanta are more than thankful for the image that Single Ladies portrays to the outside world. However, we don’t want any of you moving here and getting an attitude with us when we can’t point you in the direction of a Buckhead boutique that is remotely as fabulous as Indulgence (the boutique on the show) , or invite you a party filled with people who all look like models. For all of that, you may want to bypass Atlanta and head down to Miami. Continue reading

As The Twelve Atlantic Station Turns: The Idiot, The Thief, and The Pusher…

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As The Twelve Atlantic Station Turns. This real life recount of 100% factual occurrences is sure to leave you at the edge of your seat, laughing to no end, and dying to get to the bar at Twelve Atlantic Station to witness some of this for your self.

In this installment of As The Twelve Atlantic Station Turns, I want to introduce you to Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Katrina is one of the so called managers of the restaurant. The residents of the building call her Hurricane because everything on her looks displaced, disheveled, and disgusting. Quiet as its kept, when I first saw her, I commended the restaurant for having a mentor ship program with a battered women’s shelter. Unbeknownst to me, in the words of Beyonce “She woke up like this”. Just picture Miss Celie meets Ragedy Ann. Non the less, her appearance is the least of Hurricane’s issues. Her mental capacity, or lack there of is the main thing crippling operations. Chile one day we had a field day laughing at the poor woman trying to transfer a call. She struggled so bad with trying to use the telephone that eventually the person on the other end just hung up.

Recently Atlanta was hit with a snow storm that left the city paralyzed and residents and hotel guest trapped in the building. Lord have mercy Jesus, why was Hurricane and her missing brain on duty that night. Chile food orders were backed up for over an hour. Folks were placing orders, but only half their order would come out while there was another 40 minute wait on the other half. Hurricane found it more prudent to argue with restaurant guest over discounts for poor customer service than to address the fact that their was a break down in the kitchen. Continue reading