LIl Kim So Pathetic. Irrelevant Ass Adds Her Own Bars To Flawless Remix With Beyonce & Nikki Minaj

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Ok look, I’m just about tired of Lil Kim’s ass. Like for real. At this point, every move she makes is out of desperation. When the only stunt you’ve got left in your bag of tricks is to add a few wack ass bars to the end of a remix that was already made hot by two of the industry’s forerunners, your day is done. Girl then to add insult to injury, Kim was saying a whole bunch of  nothing. Dissing Nikki Minaj has gotten so old and makes Lil Kim look so petty. My Gawd, how hard is it for Lil Kim to put out some new music? If you are as bad as you say you are, if you are the Queen, if you are the best, PUT OUT AN ALBUM!!! From the time Lil Kim was released from prison 900 years ago, she has yet to produce anything worth anything. What is the hold up mama? I guess she couldn’t find anymore of Biggies scrapbooks or journals.

If you need any proof that everything that was Lil Kim The Great was essentially Biggies arm up her ass, get into this…

Here are snippets of Lil Kim’s bum bitch rhymes:

“UGH! Am I trippin’ or did this hoe just say my name?/Queen of rap, f*ck outta here/ Queen’s back, f*ck outta here/Time to get this rap bitch up outta here”

She added,

“Look at this sh*t/still got my dick on her lips/I aim to stunt on a b*tch/Damn it’s a shame/I gave you the rope/b*tch I want you to hang”

Right now compare Big Momma Thang to this elementary Easter poem Kim wrote.  Child Bye!

Check out the Flawless remix with Lil Kim and let me know what you think of it. Continue reading

Jasmine Guy Not A Rich White Woman After All. IRS Slaps That Ass With A Tax Lien

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I’m going to have to kick Jasmine Guy out of the club hunty. We rich white women pay our bills, and she seems to not be able to meet the criteria of membership to the club. Is it me, or is Jasmine Guy aging horribly, or was she already 40 years old when she was playing Whitley Gilbert on A Different World? Anyway, Matilda Jasmine Guy divorced her husband of 11 years back in 2009. That same year she filled chapter 13 bankruptcy. At said time Guy claimed to have owed $123k+ in back taxes to Uncle Sam. To add insult to injury, on July 15, Guy was hit with a new tax lien, citing that she failed to pay her taxes for 2008 & 2012. The new lien filed in Georgia states that Guy owes about $14k for both 2008 and 2012, for a total of 27,523.86.

Chile, maybe she should have married Byron after all. You see Byron and Oliva Pope are living large hunty! No tax problems over there…

Dolce & Gabbana Not Playing With Anna Wintour’s Ass. Threaten To Pull Out Millions In Advertising

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Yes Gawd Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana ! Bae-Bae Bae-Bae, when I tell you these girls our hot, hunty they are ready to get down and dirty. The powerhouse punks that are Dolce & Gabbana wants the world to forget/overlook that they have defrauded the hell out of the government through tax evasion for them high priced ass fashions that they design. For those of you who may have forgotten, the booty partners were found guilty of tax fraud on $1 billion in earnings last year in Italy and fined $470 million, plus sentenced to 18 months in jail.

Well, the T’s are Vanity Fair is/was getting ready to do an expose’ on all of Dolce & Gabbana’s legal woes, but when those girls found out, they threatened to pull tens of millions of advertising dollars from Condé Nast (parent company)  and demanded Vogue editor Anna Wintour get the story killed.

Miss Anna, being the powerhouse bitch that she is payed those girls request dust, then showed up at their exclusive party in Capri last month. She was accompanied by Vogue writer Hamish Bowles and others, for D&G’s extravagant Alta Moda show on the shores of Capri for exclusive coverage.

 Sources told us Wintour also got face time with the designers, “as a way of appeasing them without mortgaging the journalistic integrity of Condé Nast over killing the piece.” A source added, “She went to save the advertising.”

We’re told D&G continues to advertise in Condé’s glossies, including GQ, Allure, Details, Vogue and Condé Nast Traveler — but the brand, coincidentally, doesn’t advertise in Vanity Fair. ~ Page Six

These hoes can’t try to strong arm Anna. Hell, much like myself, she doesn’t make the news, she just reports it. Hell, If y’all didn’t want nobody to expose y’all tax affairs, y’all should have paid them bitches! OKAY! Now send a queen some garments. Thanks! Ohh I’ll pay the TAXES and shipping…

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy Broke Up Weeks Ago, Michael Blindsided By the Timing of the Announcement

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

The star of VH1’S Hollywood Exes Nicole Murphy and former NFL player, now morning talk show host Michael Strahan have officially called it quits. Reps for Murphy have confirmed this news to multiple sources, including People Magazine Friday evening. Murphy sited busy work schedules and long distance for the reason of the split. Strahan lives in New York City and has had a thriving year with being the cohost of LIVE with Michael and Kelly and Good Morning America and Murphy has been working on many businesses, modeling and filming the show Hollywood Exes while living in Los Angeles.

Sources close to Strahan told TMZ that the timing of the announcement, coming at the exact same time he was receiving his official yellow Hall of Fame blazer, was extremely suspect since the two have been broken up for several weeks now. Since Strahan’s big weekend of being inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame was approaching, he had no intentions of spilling the beans of his broken engagement and having it overshadowing his induction into the HOF.

Oh well, one monkey don’t stop a show. Strahan partied it up all weekend in Ohio and was all smiles this morning on LIVE with Kelly and Michael

The couple started dating in 2007 and became engaged in 2009, but have been on and off for years. Before their engagement, rumors circulated that Stahan put a GPS tracker in Murphy’s car after he suspected her of cheating on him. They seemed to bounce back from that moving on with their wedding plans, fans of the show “Hollywood Exes” got an inside glimpse of Murphy’s wedding planning, watching her try on dresses and listen to her talk about preparing their prenup. Both were married before, Nicole is the former wife of actor Eddie Murphy and Michael Strahan was married to Jean Muggli, who he had a messy divorced with in 2006.

Tahj Mowry Makes Official Musical Debut at Musical Showcase in Hollywood

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Preforming all original music in a packed venue of family and friends the Smart Guy wants you to know there is more to him than being the younger sibling of Tia and Tamera. The 28-year-old actor has been moonlighting from his ABC family show Baby Daddy and creating a sound he calls futuristic funk.

Here’s CelebBuzz’s point of view of the showcase:

However, his sister Tia says it’s been there all along.  “I’m really happy that people can finally see another side to him that I’ve always seen and always known,” she told Hip Hollywood. “Tahj was dancing with Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, the Oscars and Debbie Allen when he was only 5-6 years old.”

Tahj proved he’s always had music in his blood, taking the stage with an energy that captivated the crowd.  Not to mention, the music was entirely written and created by him.

As I watched I couldn’t help compare his vocals, beats and dance moves to something of Michael Jackson or Justin Timberlake.  He definitely brings an old-school vibe with a very new-age sound… And I can totally see those talents taking over the industry when he drops his first single “Walker” next month and an EP shortly after that.

Now, I think the Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake comparisons are a reach for sure, but he does have great potential. I’m thinking more Miguel than Michael. Check out the videos of his performance below and form your own opinion.

 

 

Khloe’s Chinese Slippers Phase is Over: Reportedly She Breaks up with French Montana

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

It’s safe to say Kris Jenner is somewhere thanking God that this is over. After doing interviews with Angie Martinez at Power 105.1, hanging out at Rucker Park for a summer league game and a birthday party at City Island it seems as if the couple of seven months are calling it quits. It seems as if French’s wild lifestyle is the reason for Khloe to jump ship.

The long nights on White Plains Road and partying at La Marina is just becoming too much for the reality star, simply put French Montana parties too hard for her. With everything going on in her life, including her spilt from her estranged husband Lamar Odom, Kris Jenner thinks it is best that her daughter stays single for now.

No biggie, Khloe always said she was just “having fun” with French. Plus neither one of them are divorce, so the chances of the two of them getting serious were slim. French Montana abandoned his wife Deen Kharbouch and their child years ago once his single Pop That became popular thanks to help from Drake, Rick Ross and Lil Wayne. The Bad Boy Records rapper then dated rapper Trina for a short while and left her for Khloe…

Expect to see French Montana on the upcoming season of Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons, set to air this September.