Married to Med’s Dr. Heavenly Creates Dating App For Those of Y’all Looking To Call A Man DADDY

Posted in Married To Medicine, reality tv

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If y’all wanna run around and public and refer to your man in front of people the way you would in the bedroom, then here is the dating app for you. I present to you ‘Piq by Dr. Heavenly‘. Real talk, she should named this thang THE DADDY FINDER. Yasssss Dr. Heavenly. Quiet as its kept, my neighbor’s husband ain’t  doing it for me these days. I might need to get my ass on here and see if I can find me a DADDY. Do y’all know that summma bitch still has not bought me a damn Christmas tree?  Mind you, when I look in his yard, he and his wife have all kinds of pumpkins, bails of hay, poinsettias, and wreaths in their yard, yet I can’t get a Christmas tree? I done f&cked around and got mad.

Now last I checked, when Dr. Heavenly went to school, they trained her on abscesses and root canals. I didn’t know Dentistry school had a dating component in the curriculum. Then again, my background is in accounting, what do I know. They say a cavity can lead to you having a heart attack. Perhaps that’s where Dr. Heavenly got her credentials to build apps surrounding matters of the heart. Y’all work with me.  I know I’m reaching right now, but I’m trying to figure out when Dr. Heavenly became the relationship guru to the people. QUIET AS ITS KEPT DR. HEAVENLY, DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE RUNNING AROUND TOWN CALLING NO GROWN ASS MAN DADDY. With that, I don’t want to hear, see, taste, or touch anything from Dr. Heavenly that’s got to do with finding a man. I damn sure don’t want no man that is going to let my big overgrown ass call him Daddy in public. LOL Chile I’m just playing. Continue reading

Madea Gives Birth. Tyler Perry Is The Pappy

Posted in SWEET TEA


Tyler Perry and that African letty done had this arranged baby. I’m happy for the birth of this child, but still feels like this entire arrangement is  business deal. Rather it is or it isn’t, congratulations are in order. I”m sure all the good ole church folks are ready to have all kinds of church cookouts and celebrations to welcome the paycheck child that was born out of wedlock.  Chile I guess.

Aman Tyler Perry arrived on Sunday, Nov. 30, according to multiple reports. “Aman,” derived from Arabic, means peace.

Bill Cosby F&cked All The P*ssy. Drugged Hoes From New York To Afghanistan. WTF? Really??

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation

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I’m bored and just feeling ignorant now. Got damn y’all, according to all these AARP eligible hoes that are popping up out of the woolworth, Bill Cosby was hunching the whole damn United States of the world. Is there any woman Bill Cosby has not banged from da back between 1969 and 1990. I know one got damn thang, I better not turn on the tv and find my momma on CNN talmbout Bill Cosby slipped something in her drink and then slipped something in her kitty. At this point y’all, I have no interests in reporting the facts. This sh!t is just ridiculous. Then you’ve got Janis Dickinson’s ole leather face ass crying all across the damn television screen in hopes of securing an SSI check. Chile cheese! I’m just not here for it. Now I’ll say this, I do believe that Bill Cosby was laying it low and spreading it wide. He might have even tricked a few hoes and took advantage of a few drunk ones, but he did not rape all these damn people. Y’all cut this damn shit out!

Keke Palmer Covers Essence Magazine. COME THROUGH SHORT CUT! Yasssss

Posted in Fashion


If any of you hoes have ever wondered how to go in and let have, LOOK ABOVE. This is how the hell you show a bitch how to go down a slide (Raspucia Lattimore reference). Keke, Miss Palmer if ya NOSTY covers the January 2015 issue of Essence, sharing with readers all about her experience in the indusrty, being the youngest talk show host in history, and her history making roll in Cinderella on Broadway. Quiet as its kept chile, we really don’t want to hear about any of that sh!t, we just want to look at these fierce ass photos.

“I know that the role of Cinderella is primarily for a Caucasian girl, but it didn’t stop me from going in and it didn’t stop them from seeing me,” Keke said of landing the biggest role of her career so far. “There is a bit of intimidation. You think about Denzel, Viola Davis, and you think, ‘Only great people can do Broadway.’ That was the scariest thing about it, but I’m the type who thrives on pressure.”

Check out more pics of Keke from the January 2015 edition of Essence Magazine below.

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Kelly Rowland’s Mother Doris Rowland Garrison Has Died From Unspecified Ailment

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation


It saddens me to report once again that another loved celeb’s mother has passed away. Miss Doris Rowland Garrison, mother of Kelly Rowland has died. It is unclear exactly when she died. Some outlets are reporting that she died several days ago. We have yet to receive an official word from Kelly or her camp, but friends of Miss Doris have already taken to social media to express their condolences. Garrison’s death comes just weeks after the birth of Kelly’s son Titan.

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Our thoughts and prayers are with the Rowland/Garrison family

Nene Leakes And Kim Zolciak Set To GO AT IT One Mo Gin On Live TV #Mess #TrainWRECK

Posted in reality tv, RHOA

I’m not sure what the hell is going on over at BRAVO, but they are really reaching for ratings. Some how or another, the folks over at BRAVO have convinced both Nene and Kim to play Andy Cohen’s game ‘Plead the 5th’. During this game, both Leakes and Zolciak are allowed to ask one another 3 personal questions where each woman is only granted one time to plead the 5th. Now why in either of their right minds would either of them sign up to be a part of this bullsh!t? We already know that this is a damn mess in the making. I guess BRAVO figured since Nene isn’t fighting with Cynthia, and she doesn’t see it for Kenya, that they might as well bring back one of her old nemesis. Chile no tea no shade, I’ll be watching. Will you?