Yes gawd Hunty! Nivea has taught the girls well. You better diversify your baby daddies to ensure that your paper continues to come in steady! Meet Aja Meteyor. The woman seen above is Dwyane Wade’s baby mother whom he supposedly impregnated while he and Gabby were on a “break”. Yeah Right! [Proof Dwyane Wade Cheated On Gabriele Union and Conceived Chile While They Were Together]
In an economy where mofos are scrambling to find kids to claim on income tax returns, Aja is eating real good. Aja has two former kids from Damon Wayans Jr. … the son of “In Living Color” legend Damon Wayans. Damon may not have Arab money, however I’m sure Aja is not struggling. With the addition of Wade’s seed to her portfolio, its safe to say that Miss Girl is set for life (if she invests well).
The birth certificate of Baby Wade has surfaced and it is interesting that Aja did not list Dwyane Wade as the father of the child, but did give the baby Wade’s last name. Catch these T’s Continue reading
I’m never really big on new years resolutions. They seem kind of pointless. What folks need are lifestyle changes, not resolutions. I don’t know why folks think that at the stroke of midnight on December 31, all of their bad habits, worries, and woes are just going to magically disappear. Change takes work, not a celebration. Non the lest, I’ll let y’all have have your delusions of grandeur. Non the less, I came across this very liberating article of 14 f&cks this woman refuses to give in 2014. The list was so good, and mimic so many things i’ve put into practice in my own life, that i felt compelled to share.
1. Becoming a Morning Person
I’ve always hated mornings. I hate getting out of bed, hate getting out of the shower, hate finishing my coffee. I pretty much just hate everything and everyone who crosses my path prior to 10 am. I’ve tried to ‘fix’ this issue multiple times, trying to schedule in an hour of exercise or writing prior to embarking on my day. Fuck that. The only thing worse that getting out of bed in the morning is getting out of bed to torture yourself on a treadmill or stare at a screen. So keep all your “10 Things Successful People Do Before 5 am” motivational posts to yourself come 2014. I’ll be successfully asleep.
2. Making the Moment Count
Are you living in the moment? Right now, right this very instance? Are you making the most of this super-important, never-going-to-happen-ever-again stitch in time? Of course not; you’re reading this post, ignoring your kids, your boss, your dog, your girlfriend. In fact, I’d hazard to say you’re doing everything you can to avoid the moment. Amen to that. Moments don’t last; I’d actually say they’re pretty irrelevant by themselves. But string 50 of them together and then you’ve got a reason to pay attention. That being said, 2014 is the year I stop trying to make moments matter. No more searching for hidden significance in a small gesture or assigning importance to a particular event. And please, could everyone just stop telling me that everything I’ve done in my life has led me to this moment. Considering it’s 3 pm, I’m still in my pajamas, and I haven’t showered in two days… that doesn’t really mean much.
3. Fitting In
I suck at social situations. I’m awkward, withdrawn, quiet and quick to drop a sarcastic remark. I also sport a handful of tattoos, have an award-winning bitchy resting face, and have been told I give off a not-so-subtle fuck off vibe whenever I walk into a room. By no means am I trying to be standoffish, this is just who I am. So when it comes to fitting in at conferences, networking events, house parties, the supermarket — you know, anywhere there are other people — I tend to struggle. For years I’ve tried to fix this; forced myself to be more outgoing, more present, less me. It’s exhausting and annoying. So fuck fitting in. Despite my icy demeanor and lack of seemingly standard social skills, I’ve managed to surround myself with an accepting, loyal group of friends; people that understand my oddities and love me for them. Bitchy resting face and all.
Get into the rest of the list… Continue reading
Chile, this video led me to ask the question, “what kind of new fangled sh!t is this”? Now I know I’m not a doctor, but someone please tell me how tugging on a man’s private parts after he has been knocked out is supposed to revive him? I was in major disbelief, but after watching this video, I’m a believer. Ordinarily and orgasm puts a man to sleep. In this case it is waking him up. I’m all confused. Watch the video and tell me what you think. Continue reading
Listen y’all, I can’t take no more marriage proposals or new babies popping up. Geesh! First Dwyane Wade popped up with a mystery baby, now Ludacris has popped up with a mystery baby born December 9th. Much like Dwyane & Gabby, Luda is trying to sell to us that he and long time girlfriend Eudoxie were on break when the baby was conceived. Chile Cheese, and I’m Brittany Spears.
Ludacris is acknowledging that he is the father of Cai Bridges, born from mother Tameka Fuller. What Ludacris is not acknowledging is how much money really makes and how much money he is really worth. According to court documents that Luda filed, he is only bringing home $25,842.41 monthly. Under Georgia law, his child support would be set at $1,754.66. No tea no shade, $1,700 per month would be more than enough for the average hood chick. Shiddddd i know baby mamas getting $213 per month.
Despite what Luda is claiming in the court documents, Forbes Magazine has Luda being worth at least 12 million dollars. Ewwwww chile, somebody somewhere is lying. Luda knows damn well he can pay that lady more than 2k per month. I have a feeling once they launch an investigation into Luda’s finances and review those tax returns, he will be ordered to fork over a hell of a lot more cash that $1,754.66.
You gotta be more careful who’s hot pocket you stick your fork in!
Chile I new from the moment the story broke about Dwyane conceiving a child while he was on break from Gabrielle Union that there was some f&ckery & foolishness going on. Somewhere my spirit told me that answer was their way of trying to package this scandal and wrap it tightly with a pretty bow. Much to their dismay, no one was buying it. Looking back, the average person could deduce that the most logical reason that the two split up in the first place was because of infidelity and the conception of this child. Hell, they were only broken up for about 2 months. I hope they didn’t expect us to believe that within two months D Wade met someone that he felt comfortable enough to have sex with unprotected and produce a child. The gag is, he was screwing his baby’s mother at the same time he was screwing Gabrielle. Based on how Gabrielle got Dwyane in the first place, she had very little recourse, and quite frankly had no choice but to stay.
Regardless of reasons and rationale, pictures are worth a thousand words. Much like Shakira’s hips, these pictures don’t lie. Dwyane and Gabby can say whatever the hell they want, but these pictures and the timing of their release proves that the two were very much still together when this new baby was conceived. Catch these T’s Continue reading
Yes Gawd Hunty! Tina Turner has trained these young girls up right. You better go get you a rich foreign man and move your a$$ to another country and live happily ever after. Janet Jackson did it, Marlo Hampton tried it, and now Eve is the next one to get married on the money train as it rides off to another country! Eve and her boyfriend of 3 years, Maximilian Cooper are now engaged. Max proposed to Eve on Christmas day. Talk about a Christmas to remember.
Get into her ring and what she has to say about her interracial relationship worth several millions. Continue reading