K. Michelle Reads Tamar Braxton’s Edges, Or Lack Thereof…

Posted in Braxton Family Values, Complete Devastation To The Nation, LHH, LHHATL, reality tv

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Instead of worrying about who is signed where, Tamar needs to be worried about all those outstanding balances she and Vince owe all over L.A., and her sisters telling all her business to the whole Atlanta. As talented as Tamar Braxton is, she’s beginning to sound real Lil Kim like. What I mean by that is, whenever you hear Tamar’s name, it is in conjunction with K. Michelle. The whole Kim Nicki thing needs no explanation. Oh well, Tamar has the melted milkshake face thing in common with Lil Kim too. I guess those two are more alike than I thought. Nonetheless, Tamar was being petty, and the Queen of the Read, Miss K. Michelle got her ass right together.

Tamar must have been bored and thought it was a good idea to try and shade K. Michelle by tweeting “Anyone signed to Atomfactory?…” Atomfactory is were K. Michelle is now signed. The gag is though, Tamar’s former tour mate, John Legend is/was signed to Atomfactory. So clearly they are reputable. All jokes aside. I ain’t never heard of Atomfactory, but the point remains…

As much as I shade the sh!t out of Tamar, I really love her music, and I just want her to stick to that. K. Michelle really is a gay man named Laquan Monroe Balenciaga, and there is no winning when it comes to tongue wrestling with a gay man. In my Michael Jackson from The Wiz voice “you can’t win”. No tea no shade, Tamar’s edges look like the lace part on lace front wigs. Maybe Tamar can be a spokes person for Bosley Hair Institute????

Oh well…

Photo credit goes to BallerAlert.com – I was being lazy chile and they had the pictures layed out so nicely. Thanks Baller Alert. I love you guys…

 

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Getting A Divorce. Oh Lord Return Of The Mini Dress

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation

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It’s a damn shame when you are more concerned with the fact that Mariah Carey is now going to return to wearing $20 stretch dresses than you are with the fact that a family unit is about to dissolve. Lord I wish these two could just work it out for the sake of Mariah’s fashions. Quiet as its kept, I never half took this marriage serious in the first place. The thought of her old ass with his goofy ass was kind of nasty to me. What the hell Mariah Carey should have done was followed Janet Jackson’s lead and went and get her a Billionaire that don’t speak-eh de Engles, and not follow behind Whitney Houston and went and got her a Ray-J. Well at least Nick is coined.

Reports are saying that these two have been living in separate residences since May. Nick Cannon sees the kids, but that is about the extent of their contact. The streets are saying that the straw that broke the camels back is when Nich appeared on Big Boy’s radio show and played the game “Name 5 Celebs You’ve Slept With”. How juvenile right? Like a dumb ass, Nick took the bate and upset his happy home. Nick named 5 celebs, but the one that allegedly drove Mariah through the roof was Kim Kardashian. They’re saying Mariah wore Nicks ass out for weeks due to her humiliation, and that their relationship never recovered. I’m not sure if I’m buying all of that. There had to ave already been a small fire lit, and this incident added fuel to the fire. I refuse to believe a slip of the tongue on a radio show would cause that much upheaval in a happy relationship, that one would file for divorce.

Anyway chile. If any body wants a penis looking man, then Nick Cannon is back on the market. For all the fellas that like those Momma Dee types, you know, old ladies that wear clothing fit for 21 year old’s, then Mariah Carey is your girl. Get you some!

Breathtaking Photo of Howard University Students Standing In Solidarity with Ferguson, Mo While Protesting In the Town Continue.

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Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene

It’s that time of year where college students are making their return to campus for yet another academic year, some are leaving home for the first time to attend school. This is the time when you get to know your roommate, professors and catch up with friends you didn’t see over the summer. Howard University students decided to do something different, they decided to take a stand and show that they are in solidarity with the town of Ferguson, Mo by posting the above pic. The pic circulated so fast on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Facebook all with the common caption: Please, Don’t Shoot.

Patti LaBelle Joins Cast of ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’. Come Through Patti, Yassssssss

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“What’s my name, Patti Patti” Yasssss, I guess Patti really did meet Marmalade down in Ole New Orleans. New Orleans happens to be where they are actually filming season 4 of America Horror Story. Nonetheless, this just in: Patti Labelle will be joining the cast!!!! Yassss Go awf Ryan Murphy!! See this is what I’m talking about. Ryan Murphy is an ole old school queen who knows what the kids go up for. Patti Labelle will be in a recurring role, playing the mother of Gabourey Sidibe’s character. Long story short, She’s playing precious mama. Lord I wonder if Patti is going to talk to Precious as bad as Monique did. Lawd I can’t wait.

Season 4 debuts in October.

Sarah Stokes Husband Files For Divorce While She Is Down To Da Jail. Where She Gone Stay When She Get Out

Posted in Complete Devastation To The Nation, reality tv

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Ladies this right here is why you cannot go around beaten on your man and stabbing him up and stuff. HE WILL LEAVE YOUR ASS. Lawd have mercy Jesus. What is Sarah gone do? Diddy ain’t never paid her, she doesn’t work, and she’s got 50-11 kids from this convenient store worker. No let me stop playing, I don’t know where this man works, but wherever it is, they must offer free legal aid. While Sarah is down to the jail cell, Tony was down to da courthouse. Tony said “hell no ma’am, you better have you a place to go when you get released from jail.” I don’t know why I have the feeling that Tony is going to try and get custody of this woman’s kids too. Y’all know these men are low down these days, taking these womens chirren and stuff. Chile, Sarah better take a note out of the Tameka Raymond and Dwayne Wade, and maintain. With this domestic violence stuff being all up in the news, and Sarah seemingly appearing to be the guilty one, it might not be too hard for Tony to prove that she is unfit…

Quiet as its kept, these hoes should have been got a divorce. The two have been married for 18 years. Tony is claiming “the objects of matrimony have been destroyed.” I wonder if they got a fine from the HOA for fighting down to da yard?

Mike Brown, 18, Gunned Down By Officer. Community Outraged As Racial Tensions Mount. Is Rioting Sending The RIGHT Message?

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Anyone who knows me knows where I was last night… Down to da bar. When I got home and climbed in bed, drunk of the good liquor, I started playing around on Instagram and noticed that people had started posting pictures of a demolished gas station. Then I started seeing the word “riot” repeatedly. With it being 3am and me not really having the capacity to do anything at that time, i thought to myself, “oh hell, I’ll check it out in the morning.” It saddens me to report that when I woke up this morning,  I found out that there had indeed been a riot in Ferguson Missouri in protest of the death of 18 year old Michael Brown. According to reports, the unarmed teen was gunned down by a police officer, after being stopped, and some sort of confrontation ensued. We’ve heard this story time and time again… The family has retained Trayvon Martin’s attorney, Benjamin Crump Esq. The officer has been put on paid administrative leave while the investigation is taking place.

Those are pretty much the material facts that are available at this time. On to the more analytical side of things, I know that people are upset. Hell, I am outraged, but is rioting and tearing up your own neighborhood the way to go about things? I think not. From the images that have been shown on CNN, one can deduce that the area we are discussing isn’t the most ritzy. With that, its reasonable to assume that the people of said area can benefit from as much business and resources possible. I’ve seen repeated images of the gas station being tore down to the ground. Seriously, we all know QT has the cheap gas. Why tear up the QT? Now people have to go to high ass Chevron. I’m just saying. In the midst of our anger, we’ve got to make an attempt to think rationally. In protest of an innocent life being taken, we run the risk of more innocent lives being taken. Bae-Bae, SWAT teams are trained to shoot, OKAY. I don’t know about you, but I’m not about to go to jail or get shot because I’m inside the gas station stealing bags of chips and scratch off tickets. Yea yea, many of these business have insurance, and can be rebuilt, but that is totally besides the point. Some argue that the folks of Missouri need to tear all that shit up and send America a message. Trust and believe me, a big part of me wants to agree, but i just cant.

Food for thought: Black men shoot and kill other Black men in the streets everyday, and we hardly make a peep. A White man shoots and kills a Black man and now we are ready to march from Montgomery to Selma. Hmmmm seems a little ass backwards to me. It would seem to me that we would be more outraged and hurt two times over with the death of a black man coming from the hands of a black man. We don’t value our lives, but expects them to? Yeah ok that makes perfect sense to me. Y’all don’t hear me though…