THE YES GAWDS kidz: Madi J

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MADI J

Hi, my name is Madi J and I live in Peachtree City, GA.  I am 7 years old and I aspire to be the next Beyoncé.  I love art and sometimes I’m called “Baby Picasso”.  I love school, Disney, swimming, acting classes, art and listening to Lorde.

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Man Shot and Killed In Movie Theater By Former Police Captain For Texting

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Chile, if you text and drive the outcome may be fatal. Well, apparently if you text while sitting stationary in the movie theater, the outcome may be fatal as well. Quiet as its kept, as high as movie tickets are these days, you should be able to do all but move in that bish. OKAY.

A Florida man has been shot to death in a Wesley Chapel movie theater for texting. Chad Oulson was texting his three year old daughter when a brief confrontation arose during the preview portion of the movie. 71 year old former police captain Curtis Reeves is being charged with 2nd degree murder for shooting the texting moving goer for no damn reason. Maybe the old man is senile? hmmm catch these T’s Continue reading

Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Inducts Mexican Migrant Worker, Don’t Mind His Mustache, He’s A Man

Posted in Black History

DELTA SIGMA THETA

In honor of founders day, Pablo went to work with his nelia  and stomped like an elephant as he labored away at the landscape. With Delta in his heart, he plowed away singing:

I love my D.S.I love my D.S.
I love my DST oop oooop ooop

Come through Spring 04! We See you #10

AKA’s not only did your president walk out and found Delta Sigma Theta, she founded a landscaping company!

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Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. was founded on January 13, 1913 by 22 collegiate women at Howard University to promote academic excellence and provide assistance to those in need.

HAPPY FOUNDERS DAY TO ALL THE WOMEN OF DELTA SIGMA THETA.

 PS – For you over sensitive Greeks, the ones i can’t stand. Its a joke. My way of showing love and shouting out the ladies of DST

Mariah Huq Praises RHOA While Throwing Shade At Her Own Show, Married To Medicine, And Its Producers

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It’s no secret that The Real Housewives of Atlanta are having a stellar season. Their ratings have been through the roof. Those in the know would attribute this success to the return of producer Carlos King. Carlos was responsible for shaping the RHOA we have come to love. He left for a season or two and dabbled in some other ventures. Most notably, season 1 of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. We all remember how fire that season was. Well yeah, the guy with all the magic is Carlos King.

Anyway, you all know Married to Medicine is returning in March, and much to the dismay of the viewers, Quad & Marriah are not friends. Viewers can also expect to see a growing relationship between Quad and fashion designer Reco Chapple. It’s worth mentioning that Reco & Marriah are/were childhood best friends from Chattanooga Tennessee.  Juicy huh?  Chile…

Feeling some kind away and apparently in her feelings, Mariah left a sort of cryptic message on Carlos King’s Facebook wall that sang his praised, but shaded the hell out of the producers and affiliates of Married to Medicine. Ohhh chile. Someone is not happy. Catch these T’s. Continue reading

Gabourey Sidibe aka Precious GOES IN On Those That Went In On Her Golden Globe Red Carpet Look

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Listen up, just because some of y’all are in the Each One Teach One program, that does not give you the right to clown Gabourey Sidibe on her Golden Globe red carpet look. Dressed like a U-haul with a condom over it, Sidibe was the brunt of a lot of jokes last night.  You ever really want to know how people feel, you can always count on Twitter to let you know.

My only real critique is that I don’t think this dress is the most flattering for her body type. I get it, you are fat and fabulous. If you like it, I love it. However, I do feel that people of all sizes should wear clothes that accentuate the positive attributes of their shape,and hide the negative.  That being said, this b!tch should have worn a poncho! A studded out bejeweled poncho if she wanted to get fancy with it.

 

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Nigerians Now Face Up To 14 Years In Prison For Being Gay – Say Goodbye To African Booty Scratchers

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Lord, these Africans are not playing with y’all a$$. First the state is taking away peoples babies for cussing, and now Nigeria wants to send you to prison for something you have ZERO control over. I completely understand that people are entitled to their views, opinions, and emotions, but this is a bit much. My biggest concern with Africa as an entire continent is that from what we see in the media, they have much larger things to worry about. For starters lets focus on upgrading many of the countries in Africa from 3rd world to 2nd. OKAY  That should keep them busy for a good 200 years.

  • Bill says gay marriage, same-sex relationships illegal
  • Penalties set of up to 14 years in prison
  • Western governments urged Nigeria not to pass la

ABUJA, Jan 13 (Reuters) – Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan signed a bill on Monday that criminalises same-sex relationships, the presidency said, defying pressure from Western governments to respect gay and lesbian rights.

The bill, which contains penalties of up to 14 years in prison and bans gay marriage, same-sex “amorous relationships” and membership of gay rights groups, was passed by the national assembly last May but Jonathan had delayed signing it into law. ~ Huffington Post

I feel like much of these Anti Gay laws that are being passed by many of these African countries are acts of defiance born out of powerlessness. Trust and believe, other countries have major issues with how powerful the US is and our influence on the world. What the hell the US needs to do since these mofos want to act up, is withhold all of our humanitarian aid and let these African Governments feel the squeeze for a little bit. When their governments nearly collapse, then their asses will be more excepting of taking on broader world views.

It baffles me how countries are jealous of the US, strive to become larger players in the global market, yet fail to take the steps necessary to increase their presence, power, and popularity in the world abroad. You’d rather keep your country in the stone age based on some half baked ideals, than to keep your nose out of peoples bedrooms and join the world abroad. I guess Mr. Nigerian President. Then again, how much can we honestly expect from a president named “Goodluck Jonathon?” GIRL BYE. Catch these T’s

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