Listen, y’all are going to get enough of messing with
Laquan Monroe Balenciaga K. Michelle. This thang right here don’t mind talking to a bish crazy, and I’m here for all of it. Last night during the VMA’s, K. Michelle referred to Nicki Minaj as “the Queen of Rap” in a tweet, and LIl Kim stans weren’t having it. Subsequently, K. Michelle had some choice words for their ass that didn’t sit to well with Lil Kim. Kim jumped on twitter in an effort to tame K.Michelle, and what ended up happening was a nice nasty backhanded Twitter exchange. Catch..
While I’m thinking about it. You Lil Kim stans need to be pressed with Itunes and the LACK of Lil Kim music that is present there, and not people refereeing to Nicki as “The Queen of Rap”, which by the way she is! Nicki Minaj is the CURRENT reining Queen of Rap!!!
Anyways, check out what Lil Kim had to say.
Instead of worrying about who is signed where, Tamar needs to be worried about all those outstanding balances she and Vince owe all over L.A., and her sisters telling all her business to the whole Atlanta. As talented as Tamar Braxton is, she’s beginning to sound real Lil Kim like. What I mean by that is, whenever you hear Tamar’s name, it is in conjunction with K. Michelle. The whole Kim Nicki thing needs no explanation. Oh well, Tamar has the melted milkshake face thing in common with Lil Kim too. I guess those two are more alike than I thought. Nonetheless, Tamar was being petty, and the Queen of the Read, Miss K. Michelle got her ass right together.
Tamar must have been bored and thought it was a good idea to try and shade K. Michelle by tweeting “Anyone signed to Atomfactory?…” Atomfactory is were K. Michelle is now signed. The gag is though, Tamar’s former tour mate, John Legend is/was signed to Atomfactory. So clearly they are reputable. All jokes aside. I ain’t never heard of Atomfactory, but the point remains…
As much as I shade the sh!t out of Tamar, I really love her music, and I just want her to stick to that. K. Michelle really is a gay man named Laquan Monroe Balenciaga, and there is no winning when it comes to tongue wrestling with a gay man. In my Michael Jackson from The Wiz voice “you can’t win”. No tea no shade, Tamar’s edges look like the lace part on lace front wigs. Maybe Tamar can be a spokes person for Bosley Hair Institute????
Photo credit goes to BallerAlert.com – I was being lazy chile and they had the pictures layed out so nicely. Thanks Baller Alert. I love you guys…
It’s a damn shame when you are more concerned with the fact that Mariah Carey is now going to return to wearing $20 stretch dresses than you are with the fact that a family unit is about to dissolve. Lord I wish these two could just work it out for the sake of Mariah’s fashions. Quiet as its kept, I never half took this marriage serious in the first place. The thought of her old ass with his goofy ass was kind of nasty to me. What the hell Mariah Carey should have done was followed Janet Jackson’s lead and went and get her a Billionaire that don’t speak-eh de Engles, and not follow behind Whitney Houston and went and got her a Ray-J. Well at least Nick is coined.
Reports are saying that these two have been living in separate residences since May. Nick Cannon sees the kids, but that is about the extent of their contact. The streets are saying that the straw that broke the camels back is when Nich appeared on Big Boy’s radio show and played the game “Name 5 Celebs You’ve Slept With”. How juvenile right? Like a dumb ass, Nick took the bate and upset his happy home. Nick named 5 celebs, but the one that allegedly drove Mariah through the roof was Kim Kardashian. They’re saying Mariah wore Nicks ass out for weeks due to her humiliation, and that their relationship never recovered. I’m not sure if I’m buying all of that. There had to ave already been a small fire lit, and this incident added fuel to the fire. I refuse to believe a slip of the tongue on a radio show would cause that much upheaval in a happy relationship, that one would file for divorce.
Anyway chile. If any body wants a penis looking man, then Nick Cannon is back on the market. For all the fellas that like those Momma Dee types, you know, old ladies that wear clothing fit for 21 year old’s, then Mariah Carey is your girl. Get you some!
Written by Tatyana Jenene @TatyanaJenene
It’s that time of year where college students are making their return to campus for yet another academic year, some are leaving home for the first time to attend school. This is the time when you get to know your roommate, professors and catch up with friends you didn’t see over the summer. Howard University students decided to do something different, they decided to take a stand and show that they are in solidarity with the town of Ferguson, Mo by posting the above pic. The pic circulated so fast on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Facebook all with the common caption: Please, Don’t Shoot.
“What’s my name, Patti Patti” Yasssss, I guess Patti really did meet Marmalade down in Ole New Orleans. New Orleans happens to be where they are actually filming season 4 of America Horror Story. Nonetheless, this just in: Patti Labelle will be joining the cast!!!! Yassss Go awf Ryan Murphy!! See this is what I’m talking about. Ryan Murphy is an ole old school queen who knows what the kids go up for. Patti Labelle will be in a recurring role, playing the mother of Gabourey Sidibe’s character. Long story short, She’s playing precious mama. Lord I wonder if Patti is going to talk to Precious as bad as Monique did. Lawd I can’t wait.
Season 4 debuts in October.
Ladies this right here is why you cannot go around beaten on your man and stabbing him up and stuff. HE WILL LEAVE YOUR ASS. Lawd have mercy Jesus. What is Sarah gone do? Diddy ain’t never paid her, she doesn’t work, and she’s got 50-11 kids from this convenient store worker. No let me stop playing, I don’t know where this man works, but wherever it is, they must offer free legal aid. While Sarah is down to the jail cell, Tony was down to da courthouse. Tony said “hell no ma’am, you better have you a place to go when you get released from jail.” I don’t know why I have the feeling that Tony is going to try and get custody of this woman’s kids too. Y’all know these men are low down these days, taking these womens chirren and stuff. Chile, Sarah better take a note out of the Tameka Raymond and Dwayne Wade, and maintain. With this domestic violence stuff being all up in the news, and Sarah seemingly appearing to be the guilty one, it might not be too hard for Tony to prove that she is unfit…
Quiet as its kept, these hoes should have been got a divorce. The two have been married for 18 years. Tony is claiming “the objects of matrimony have been destroyed.” I wonder if they got a fine from the HOA for fighting down to da yard?