Willow & Jaden Smith = Your Brain On Drugs. Siblings Give Most Incomprehensible Interview In History. WTF?

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Listen, I don’t know what the hell Will & Jada are over there doing with these kids, but their asses need to be investigated. When you allow your barely teenage daughter to lay up in the bed with grown white men and allow your kids to opt out of going to school, they end up wacked out like Willow & Jaden Smith. I don’t know what the hell these two laced their granola bars with before they gave a recent T Magazine interview, but the thought process of these two raises major concern. I had to read their responses to the interview questions multiple times, and I still have no understanding of a complete thought that either of these kids were trying to convey. Check this excerpt out for example:

I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.

WILLOW: Because living.

JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living.

WILLOW: It’s the action of it.

Nessa Girl, it gets worse. Check out more excerpts from the interview below. Continue reading

WINTER BLUES: Kim Kardashian’s Coochie Gets Cold. Puts Clothes On For ELLE Magazine Cover

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After Kim’s pimp (Kanya West) put her up to pulling that tacky ass nude stunt for Paper Magazine, I am glad to see the most famous media whore of them all decided to put some clothes on her next magazine appearance. No tea no shade, nasty keep your clothes on why don’t ya, its cold outside. Kim is gracing the pages of the magazine’s CONFIDENCE issue. Now why the hell they selected this heffa, I do not know. Hell, doesn’t take much confidence to get dug out from the back by your boyfriend on camera. Hell, if they thought that was something, they should see the sh!t I be in here doing with my neighbor’s husband. That’s alright though, I’m not going to judge Kim Kardashian from her past, she doesn’t live there anymore.

Here’s Elle’s explanation as to why they selected Kim:

Kim is a poster-girl for what can be achieved when you have it: She has built a staggeringly influential business empire; she makes £2,000 an hour; she gets 20 new social media followers a minute; her new app made £27m in the first three months. She has also, through her unerring self-belief, redefined our perception of body beautiful. Kim Kardashian West is, without doubt, one of the most influential women in the world. But most of all, Kim wasn’t born confident. She had to work hard to achieve self-esteem, and the resilience to face her critics. She discusses this – and Kanye, Kendall and the role her dad played in making her who she is today – in our exclusive cover interview. Pre-order it issue here.

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Why Is K. Michelle Jookin’ In The Wash House In A Bathing Suit? Rick Ross – If They Knew (video)

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Listen, I just fell out all over this here dinning room table looking at Rick Ross’s new video for the song ‘If They Knew’ featuring K. Michelle. There is a scene in the video where the duo is inside the laundromat doing their thing. At one point, K. Michelle turns around and just starts swinging all that ass from left to right and I was so tickled by it. I don’t know if I’m more amused by the fact that she is dancing in the laundromat, or because she is wearing a majorette uniform while doing it. I know we all put on whatever we can find that is clean on laundry day, but really K. Michelle? lol

Y’all know I’m from Miami, FL, so I’m going to represent hard for Rick Ross. If y’all didn’t know, Rick Ross and I both attended Miami Carol City Senior High as well. He’s much older than me though. We were not there at the same time. Anyway, check out the video. I hope you find it as strangely humorous as I did.

Ladies, Wanna Smell Like Coconut Coochie Water? Rihanna Releases New Fragrance ‘ROGUE LOVE’

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Ladies, if y’all want to walk around smelling like no talent, ox tails, and weed smoke, then run down to your nearest department store and pick up a bottle of Rihanna’s new perfume ‘ROGUE LOVE’. Don’t even get me started on the name of this perfume. She knows she’s dead as wrong. Quiet as its kept, she should have called this sh!t Law & Order. Then again, that name was taken. I’m just saying…

Rihanna’s press release states:

Parlux Fragrances ROGUE LOVE BottleROGUE LOVE BY RIHANNA captures that moment when love first hits you with a wild rush that goes through your whole body. Delicious fruits tempt your senses with notes of fresh citrus and succulent peach mingling with the temptation of juicy berries. Just as the facets of love take multiple twists and turns, the core of ROGUE LOVE BY RIHANNA is built with layers upon layers of lush, rich florals. A bit uncontrollable like the fluttering of the love-struck heartbeat, the petals are a radiant texture with vibrant colors of honeysuckle, jasmine and orchid splashed with the simply irresistible seduction of coconut.

Chile I guess. For those of you who are looking for Christmas gifts for that special rude girl in your life, this coconut coochie water is reasonably priced.

125mL / 4.2oz EDP / $69.00 US MSRP
75mL / 2.5oz EDP / $49.00 US MSRP
30mL/1.0oz EDP / $39.00 US MSRP

I’m blogging about the perfume because its a pretty slow news day. By no means am I telling y’all to go buy it. I don’t want to hear the sh!t when your neck breaks out, or flies start following you as you walk down the street.

Florida State University Library Shooter Myron May and Blogger Funky Dineva Were Friends. ”What I Remember”

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It took me a moment to speak on this matter. My heart was conflicted on if I should say anything publically at all. I wanted to be very careful as to not exploit a complete travesty for personal gain. We all know I get paid for what I write. Then I thought about it. I came to the conclusion that I sacrificed a lot to find my voice, and I put in an abundance of blood sweat and tears to maintain this platform, why not talk about it? Then again it is my life.

Myron May was someone I knew.  For lack of a better term, he was my friend. Was he the guy that knew my inner most secrets and the one I would call on when things got tough? Absolutely not. However, he was the kid that I met freshman year, the kid that I hung out with occasionally through overlapping social circles, the kid that I shared a few classes with, the kid that partook in the same extracurricular activities as I did, and the kid that I really didn’t have much contact with post graduating from FSU in 2005.

Call it racist, call it profiling, call it whatever you want, but when the news first broke, rest assured me and every other Black person in America just knew the gunman was White. Black people don’t do sh!t like this. So we thought. Continue reading

We’ve FINALLY Figured Out What Teyana Taylor Does. Releases Album and its Actually DAMN GOOD

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Listen, for the life of me, I could not tell you what the hell Teyana Taylor did. We first got introduced to Teyana Taylor in 2007 when she appeared on MTV’s ‘My Super Sweeet Sixteen‘. Since then she has been tootsie rollin her ass across my tv and my Twitter and I could not understand what the hell for. I swear for Lord she was another Kim Kardashian, overly famous for no got damn reason. Mama’s got Adidas’s endorsement deals, spreads in Elle Magazine, and access to high-powered celebrity circles, and all the while, most of us were wondering why? Well effective 2 nights ago, I found out that Teyana Taylor is an R&B singer. Much to my surprise, she is a pretty damn good one. While riding in the car with 2 friends to grab pizza, my homegirl had Teyana playing in the background. I Teyana Taylor VII With Def Jam, GOOD Music And MVD Incwas feeling the vibe, so I asked my homegirl to turn the radio up. Upon pumping the volume, my homegirls says “this is Teyana Taylor“. At that moment, I started to get out the car and walk in the middle of traffic. I was so shocked that something so masterful was coming from someone who I seemingly thought had no talent. I’ll be the first person to say I owe Teyana Taylor the biggest apology. For years, whenever I have heard this girls name, I’ve rolled my eyes, sucked my teeth, and dismissed her. I’m here to let y’all know that I am now checking for this young woman, and I am checking HARD!

In this musical climate of pop bubble gum bullsh!t, I totally was expecting Teyana Taylor to be some cross between Nicki Minaj and Kim Zolziak, much to my surprise, Mama is giving me all kind of soul singer, around the way girl, 90′s R&B tease. She is the one! It makes me proud to see artist like Teyana Taylor proving that R&B is not dead. Now it took Teyana forever and a day to put this  damn album out, but you can’t rush perfection. For all the years we doubted this young lady, this Album right here is sure to have all of us eating our words.

Check out Teyana Taylor’s debut album “VII’ below and let me know what you think. Continue reading