STAMPEDE! Nikki Gilbert and Kelly Price Hit The Red Carpet AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

Posted on Oct 15 2013 - 2:26pm by Funky Dineva


Chile, this headline is a read in its self. To top it off, friends of The Doll over at Crunk & Disorderly has this to say about the buffet buddies:

No red carpet is ever complete without someone showing up with a mouth full of teeth closely resembling kilos of cocaine smuggled into the country by the Medellín Cartel. Our government officials clearly cannot be bothered for a number of reasons but whatever.

TV One ‘R&B Divas’ reality stars Kelly Price and Nicci Gilbert put their weak ankles to the test by attending Sheryl Lee Ralph Foundation’s 23rd Annual Divas Simply Singing! Benefit Concert on Saturday night (October 12).

Chile after reading that I fell dead to the bed. No tea no shade, Kelly Price’s heels look like they are reinforced with construction grade steel beams while Fashion Designer Nicci Gilbert is giving shower curtain realness. While I’m on Nicci and her fashions, why is she starting a fashion line? Seriously, who the hell wants to dress like Nicci Gilbert? Chile I don’t know which is a bigger waste of her time, trying to start a fashion line or trying to bring Brownstone back to life? Both are futile efforts that should be aborted ASAP in the interest time, money, and the remaining f&cks that few of us have left to give.

Chile, imma just go on ahead and stop now because y’all know I could go in on these two all day long. BYE

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  1. twosweet86 October 17, 2014 at 1:00 pm - Reply

    Horrible attitudes aside (yes they do have stank attitudes), I applaud these ladies for making an effort to get up on any red (blue, green, pink) carpet and try to shine, regardless of their body size. Let’s be real, half of the people on this blog making nasty comments probably don’t look all that great themselves and can only afford CITI Trends, Simply Fashions, Rainbow Shop or whatever else is in the low key budget. Heck, I went to the Steve Harvey Neighborhood awards — and while there were some people who made an effort to make a good presentation and at least tuck the lumps, bumps and rolls, others did not and walked around like they swore they were the ish. Honestly, the average black woman has a body (albeit a little smaller) similar to Kelly’s. Also, a stank attitude is a stank attitude period. It doesn’t look cute on a big woman and it sure doesn’t look good on a small or medium sized one either. Look, Halle Berry is damn near perfect and she can’t keep a man or not look slightly off to save her life.

  2. AngieBaby October 18, 2013 at 5:24 pm - Reply

    You’re really good at talking about other women aren’t you.. i know it kills you knowing the fact that you wasn’t born with a pussy

    • Olivia October 18, 2013 at 6:07 pm - Reply

      You just mad u were born an ugly woman

  3. Lévy François October 17, 2013 at 4:27 pm - Reply

    I bet they would be friends.. the sinister sisters

  4. Laura Jehue Mabon October 16, 2013 at 9:30 pm - Reply

    LMFAO! you aint ish Dineva

  5. Gregory Louis Bohanon II October 16, 2013 at 6:00 pm - Reply


  6. Tomeisha Hawthorne October 16, 2013 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    LOL at your headline Dineva two nasty attitudes together at once

  7. Kat Hix October 16, 2013 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    Im sure they get along very well!!…Birds of a feather

  8. Valencia Boson October 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm - Reply

    I know they got stank attitudes, but it´s not necessary to make fun of their weight.

  9. Trey Wright October 16, 2013 at 5:06 pm - Reply

    I thought that said Stamped at first lol, without realizing it was an an extra E on the end lmbo.

  10. Timothy Jordan October 16, 2013 at 4:56 pm - Reply

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No! Not stampede

  11. Jenita Brown-Davis October 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Girl u is so messy! Lol

  12. Traci Madden October 16, 2013 at 4:49 pm - Reply

    Rotfl! You ain´t right!

  13. LKee October 16, 2013 at 9:42 am - Reply

    Not gonna lie, KELLY looks good in this pic, reinforced heels and all. BUT YESSSS Gawd! Nikki Gilbert sure nuff did just pull that SHOWER CURTAIN down and rolled herself up in it.. That Fashion Line must be a Front for Money Laundering or something b/c this child has NO FASHION SENSE!

  14. olivia October 16, 2013 at 9:06 am - Reply


  15. Melanie Aurora Golden October 16, 2013 at 12:55 pm - Reply

    All I´m going to say is Nicci should have put on a better bra with that dress. Them sweet chariots are swinging a little too low for a v neck… IJS

  16. Desiree Headley October 16, 2013 at 12:39 pm - Reply

    @ serita They both have nasty attitudes…but I disagree with the idea that because they are big women they have to have a pleasant attitude. WOMEN, MEN and CHILDREN should all have pleasant attitudes regardless of size…I don´t care if you big or skinny. A bad attitude looks UGLY and DISGUSTING on anyone and shows a level of INSECURITY. But every level of shade they get because of their dirt and filth is well deserved, but I will not agree with shading/reading a whole group of people for it. Not for it at all…*steps of soap box*

  17. THATCARAMELSHAKE October 15, 2013 at 11:39 pm - Reply


  18. Tahrea Perkins October 16, 2013 at 3:04 am - Reply

    2 peas in a pod..or shall I say to pea fields on a plantation lol

  19. Ebony Ciera Jefferson October 16, 2013 at 12:26 am - Reply

    lmaooooo at Stampede lmaoooo

  20. Johndrick October 15, 2013 at 7:40 pm - Reply

    gurl y did i think kelly was Sheryl underwood…. no gawd hunny… who did her make up?? she look like a baboon … chile she serving rupaul drag race realness hunny …. n wtf up wih nicky hair ..that shit look like a bird nest with that garbage bag she wearing

  21. Samkelis Sibanda October 15, 2013 at 11:21 pm - Reply

    ^ Seriously? -__-

  22. Serita TheEclecticbeauti October 15, 2013 at 10:48 pm - Reply

    hmmm big women with attitude. No shade, but if you big, you should have a pleasant attitude. I hate when bigger women just have an attitude and bullish attitude. Looks like insecurity, self hate and hating.

  23. Kristin Douglas October 15, 2013 at 10:37 pm - Reply


  24. Unique Sweetz October 15, 2013 at 10:22 pm - Reply

    Lmbooo smh

  25. TruthHurts October 15, 2013 at 6:03 pm - Reply

    And their horrible shapes,OMG! I almost died when Kelly Price lying self said she didn’t have gastric bypass surgery. She knows that a LIE! All you have to do is look at her shape to see the truth. All ya’ll know everyone who got that surgery has a big head, huge upper arms and thighs, disproportionate hips and a small midsection.

  26. Whitney Gaspard October 15, 2013 at 9:50 pm - Reply

    Funky Funky Dineva you tried it lol

  27. Deniece L. Reid-Mobley October 15, 2013 at 9:19 pm - Reply

    Two doses of CRAZY!

  28. Jasmine Rendon October 15, 2013 at 9:18 pm - Reply

    Roberta Peavie

  29. Iamwho Iam Arrington October 15, 2013 at 9:04 pm - Reply

    Surprised that the damn carpet didn´t #Burst #Into #Flames

  30. W Nekole Ross October 15, 2013 at 8:28 pm - Reply

    I done peed on myself!!! Funky u ain´t nobody´s friend!!! Lmao!!!

    • Pattikake October 15, 2013 at 5:42 pm - Reply

      @W Nekole Ross, I agree! “Funky u ain’t nobody’s friend” And, in that order!!!!

  31. Patrice StillQui Cade October 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    Ooooooo this is so wrong…but so right!

  32. Veronica Taylor October 15, 2013 at 8:26 pm - Reply

    R&B Villains! LOL

  33. Anonymous October 15, 2013 at 4:06 pm - Reply

    ” shower curtain realness”. ctfu funky lol lol lol lol that just made my day. thank you…

  34. Shelby McClain October 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm - Reply
  35. Renee Coleman October 15, 2013 at 7:55 pm - Reply

    Exactly Dineva.

  36. Ariel Says Now October 15, 2013 at 3:31 pm - Reply


  37. Tiffany Wallace October 15, 2013 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    Nicci Gilbert´s frock is giving Dorothy (Bea Arthur) from Golden Girls realness.

  38. Christopher Hundley October 15, 2013 at 7:29 pm - Reply

    Lmao @stampede Chaperio Williams

  39. Rochelle Wright October 15, 2013 at 7:25 pm - Reply


  40. STACY JOHNSON October 15, 2013 at 3:25 pm - Reply

    Ms Dineva when are you going on the road? I rush home everyday just to see what you are going to say next!!!!! I LIVE FOR YOU.

  41. Keisamac October 15, 2013 at 3:17 pm - Reply

    I was dead to the bed at “buffet buddies” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous October 15, 2013 at 3:41 pm - Reply

      yes gawd

  42. Alecia Wright October 15, 2013 at 7:13 pm - Reply

    Travious Crenshaw

  43. Scorp Sweets October 15, 2013 at 7:11 pm - Reply

    Shower curtain realness!!!!

    • Pattikake October 15, 2013 at 5:48 pm - Reply

      Ok, I shop on, and everyday they have new housewares. I kid you not, Nikki’s dress, looks like these shower curtains that they feature almost once a week. I think that I am more qualified to speak on plus size fashion, because I am larger than either of these fashion wrecks, and I don’t have the money that they have, but baby, you would catch me sporting bed sheets and shower curtains like Nikki. She wore that horrible White Satin Sheet ensemble for the reunion. Something tells me that she deconstructs linens from Bed, Bath & Beyond, and turns them into Curvato Fashion Wrecks. I think that a good stylist is what they both need. Then, maybe they would stop acting so mad at the world.

  44. Scorp Sweets October 15, 2013 at 7:11 pm - Reply

    LMBO!! Weak ankles!!

  45. Keesha Jones October 15, 2013 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    I ain´t fooling with you and this title today Funky Dineva!

  46. "CK" October 15, 2013 at 2:48 pm - Reply

    Dineva: Your editorial is the best I’ve ever read on this site! I fell off my swivel chair with a mouth full of dry oatmeal raisin cookies choking me as I hit the floor! The bible says that “laughter doeth good like a medicine”, and I just came from the doctor for a bad back pain. I fell on the floor, but the laughs healed my back…if I had the money, I’d pay you instead of the doctor! Thank you. P.S. YOU -like Steve Harvey did and became a multimillionaire – NEED TO PUT SOME OF YOUR SUPERB COMEDIC TALENT INTO A BOOK, OR JUST COMPILE WHAT’S YOU’VE ALREADY WRITTEN SO WE CAN READ THEM OVER AND OVER (or use them on people we want to make fun of in our real lives). I’m still laughing from the title implication (herds DO stampede), all the way down to the reinforced shoes. Thank you, again.

  47. Kisha Smith October 15, 2013 at 6:45 pm - Reply

    You are wrong for that title!

  48. Pinkie Undeniable Johnson October 15, 2013 at 6:44 pm - Reply

    “I Can´t”!

  49. Nicole Moore-Cutright October 15, 2013 at 6:42 pm - Reply

    “Stampede?” Dineva you aint sh*t! Lol!!!!

  50. Adrian Stewart October 15, 2013 at 6:41 pm - Reply

    WHAT OUT FOR THE BIG GIRLS ! Dats a huge bitch !

  51. Erica L Collins-Young October 15, 2013 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    Dead to the bed..Dineva!

  52. Gwen Reese October 15, 2013 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    Lol@ stampede

  53. LaTonnia E Graham October 15, 2013 at 6:32 pm - Reply

    LOL!! I was a little confused with the black church stockings and horrid gold shoes KP is rocking, but it is KP, so carry on…Shout Out to her Burlington coat factory dress though!!

  54. Ann MizzRite Lloyd October 15, 2013 at 6:30 pm - Reply

    lmaoooo I live for u bae… buffet buddies… stampede … reinforced heels… lmaoooo God I would love to meet u and hang out with ur crazy ass… I would need to wear sum depends tht day.

  55. Amore Coleman October 15, 2013 at 6:29 pm - Reply

    Oh u ain´t shit

  56. Denecca L. Seabrooks October 15, 2013 at 6:27 pm - Reply

    Dead to the bed!!!! LMAOOOOOO!!!

  57. Tamika Carroll October 15, 2013 at 6:27 pm - Reply

    Why it gotta be a stampede?!? LOLOL!!

  58. Jayden Diaz October 15, 2013 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    Nicci Black Gums Gilbert

  59. Karen Oliver October 15, 2013 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    OMG, I hate all of yall on this thread! stampede? roflmao!

  60. Ladyk Blanco October 15, 2013 at 6:23 pm - Reply

    a hot shitty mess

  61. La Shonda T-Butler October 15, 2013 at 6:23 pm - Reply

    Ooooh! Just mean! Lmao…

  62. Dominic Deveraux October 15, 2013 at 6:22 pm - Reply

    Lawd not horse mouth & jelly rice!!!

  63. Ashley Combs October 15, 2013 at 6:21 pm - Reply


  64. Mikea Rheubottom October 15, 2013 at 6:19 pm - Reply

    Nikki Gilbert reminds me of that character Kim Wayans played on In Living Color..She was this really big woman with broad shoulders and a mustache..I can´t remember the name of the character!

  65. Krystle Kay October 15, 2013 at 6:19 pm - Reply

    ctfu @ stampede

  66. Alecia Wright October 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    Lmao deeaadd to da bed at that title

  67. Treat M Rite October 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    BOLCTFU!! You a fool!!

  68. Stephanie Kinchen October 15, 2013 at 6:16 pm - Reply

    Evil and Evilene

  69. Erica Marrieta October 15, 2013 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    You leave my big divas alone Dineva lol

  70. Shannon Shaw October 15, 2013 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    Stampede, I read the title shaking my head but smiling at the same time!

  71. James Cobbin October 15, 2013 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    Lol Kelly price is finally “booked”!!!

  72. Tanya Fleming October 15, 2013 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    Ole nasty Clydesdale bishes.

  73. Elonte Lene October 15, 2013 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    Lmao @ Stampede. I can´t stand you Ms Dineva!!!!!

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