Here it is I’ve been trying to get my neighbor’s husband to buy me a Christmas tree since late September, and Blue Ivy’s got one the size of the Statue of Liberty. Unlike my neighbor’s husband, Jay-Z bought Beyonce a Christmas tree in a pretty timely manner. Most people wait until after Thanksgiving to put their tree up, but Beyonce opted to put hers up a few days before. Two days ago, Queen B posted the above pic to her Instagram account. No tea no shade, where the hell did Beyonce get these over-sized ornaments from? My goodness, the balls on the tree are larger than Blue Ivy’s head.
Stay tuned. We are all waiting to find out about the gifts that are going to go under this tree.
Now y’all already know y’all mama ain’t the smartest thing in the world. Real talk, in this clip, Beyonce really does look like she is rocking out to the beat of her own drum. Video captured at the Brooklyn Nets vs Oklahoma City shows Beyonce rocking back and forth not to the beat of the music, but to the noise in her head. The 33-year old singer seems to be in a complete chemically induced trance. If I had to be honest, I would say she probably had just a little too much to drink. Others think its a little deeper than that. Social media has been blowing up with speculation that the singer was good and high.
You Beygency/BeyHive children do not play any games when it comes to Beyoncé and Blue Ivy. As we reported yesterday, Karrueche Tran was a guest co-host on BET’s 106 & Park on Monday and made a tasteless joke about Blue Ivy’s hair. (Read: BET Sets Karrueche Up By Having Her Insult Blue Ivy On 106 & Park) Well, Stephen G. Hill, President of music programming and specials at BET, also creator of 106 & Park took to his twitter account to clear any confusion on what happened on Monday night’s show and to issue a public apology to the Carter Family:
Last night on 106 & Park there was a stupid, unthoughtful joke made about a young child. We apologize publically to the child’s parents (and have done so privately) and we have taken punitive actions with those responsible. It was very bad judgment and we will serve you much better in the future. Oh and please don’t hate on Karrueche; it was NOT her fault. We also apologize to her for putting her in that position.
Karrueche (who has probably been crying her eyes out since her mentions have been taken over by Beygency and Beyhive members as well as shea butter twitter members.) took to her Instagram to formally apologize:
Past two days have been extremely draining. As I geared up for a big day for myself- hosting a live show.. I never expected things to turn out this way. I apologize to any and everyone who felt offended in any way by the comments made by BET executed through me.. I would never disrespect anyone’s child in any way and anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE Beyoncé. My comments have been in complete shambles.. yes I am human too and yes I do make mistakes.. But all this negativity and death wishes are quite a lot.. Definitely a lesson learned from here forth.. Again, on behalf of MYSELF, my sincerest apologies <3 #BeyHive Continue reading →
Now you know what!? The Beyhive has really pulled it with this one yall. Yesterday, we reported that BET and Karreuche Tran issued apologies for the comments made towards Blue Ivy on 106 and Park, and baybeh, not even 24 hours later, the show is on a “planned” hiatus, and there’s an online petition (Yes, a legit Whitehouse document) to have her deported or “sent into exile.”
Don’t believe me, trust me, I had to sit up for this one too. Check it out below.
Via Deport Karruche Tran:
“WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Deport Karrueche Tran if deportation is not available send her into exile.
Karrueche Tran violated the number one code of the BeyHive Law.
“Thou should never come for Blue Ivy!”
In a tasteless attempt on a national syndicated television show Ms. Tran made a diss towards America’s Princess of the Carter thrown.
And we the BeyAgency demand her deportation effective immediately.”
When I tell you I could barely make it through the entire thing without crying from laughter. Some of yall really have nothing better to do with your time. This girl just can’t win.
[I’d like to point out that Karrueche was born in Los Angeles. I’m not gonna lie though, this ish is hella funny.]
Ok look, I’m just about tired of Lil Kim’s ass. Like for real. At this point, every move she makes is out of desperation. When the only stunt you’ve got left in your bag of tricks is to add a few wack ass bars to the end of a remix that was already made hot by two of the industry’s forerunners, your day is done. Girl then to add insult to injury, Kim was saying a whole bunch of nothing. Dissing Nikki Minaj has gotten so old and makes Lil Kim look so petty. My Gawd, how hard is it for Lil Kim to put out some new music? If you are as bad as you say you are, if you are the Queen, if you are the best, PUT OUT AN ALBUM!!! From the time Lil Kim was released from prison 900 years ago, she has yet to produce anything worth anything. What is the hold up mama? I guess she couldn’t find anymore of Biggies scrapbooks or journals.
If you need any proof that everything that was Lil Kim The Great was essentially Biggies arm up her ass, get into this…
Here are snippets of Lil Kim’s bum bitch rhymes:
“UGH! Am I trippin’ or did this hoe just say my name?/Queen of rap, f*ck outta here/ Queen’s back, f*ck outta here/Time to get this rap bitch up outta here”
“Look at this sh*t/still got my dick on her lips/I aim to stunt on a b*tch/Damn it’s a shame/I gave you the rope/b*tch I want you to hang”
Right now compare Big Momma Thang to this elementary Easter poem Kim wrote. Child Bye!
Check out the Flawless remix with Lil Kim and let me know what you think of it.Continue reading →
Wednesday night the “On The Run” tour starring Jay Z and Beyoncé kicked off in Miami, the good news? The show was pretty good, the rain ended before the show began and it was fun. The bad news? A lot of ticket holders missed about half of the show being stuck in traffic on University Drive and on the Turnpike by Sun Life Stadium. If they weren’t stuck on the highway they were stuck in the parking lot of Sun Life Stadium because there were only a few people collecting money and directing traffic control at the stadium. Don’t worry, I won’t post any tour spoilers for those who want to be surprised when they go. I’ll just give you the deets about the good, the bad and the rumors.
Back to the traffic, many were stuck in traffic for over two hours. Traffic was so bad that some ticketholders got out there car and walked. At 8 PM the stadium was very empty, by 9 PM it was a little more full, but not to the max like the end of the show. There weren’t enough ushers escorting people to their seats, it was basically a mess. Jay and Bey came on at 9:36, they were set to start at 8 PM. Here’s a tip for future show goers, when Beyonce says 8 PM she means 8 PM, but when Jay Z says 8 PM, he means 9:30 PM the earliest, there were some “Watch The Throne” dates where he and Kanye didn’t come on until 10 PM. Continue reading →