It ain’t no secret that I love Mama Elsa. Right now she has got to be one of my favorite reality tv mothers. She drinks, she speaks her mind, and she is fashionable. What’s not to like? For those that don’t follow RHOM, Marysol Patton, Mama Elsa’s daughter is involved in a small beef with a local celebrity drag queen over being allowed to walk the red carpet at an event. Apparently the drag queen is telling people that PR Maven Marysol Patton someone how prevented her from walking the red carpet.
Elsa, resting outside at a party and drunk, spotted the woman and took know time letting her know how she felt. Check out how the battle of The Dragons played out…
In honor of halloween, i found it prudent that I pay homage to Elsa Patton. Everyone know that I go up for Mama Elsa from The Real Housewives Of Miami. I don’t know who’s English is funnier, hers or Joseline Hernandez. Non the less, Check out two of my favorite clips of Mama Elsa in action. Continue reading
After a lackluster first season fail, The Real Housewives of Miami is returning for a second season on Thursday. But with four new housewives and a new production company the show is barely recognizable starting from the very first episode. So what can we expect of season 2? Continue reading
Again, I figured I start to prep you guys in advance for some of the shows I plan to follow closely as the fall season of television shows starts to unravel. Being that I am from Miami, The Doll has decided to follow closely season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Yea i know, season 1 was whack, but I got a feeling the folks over at Bravo have gotten their act together and season 2 will be much better.
In doing my own research on some of the cast, I’ve come across Elsa Patton. She is a B character, a mother of one of housewife Marysol Patton. Now bay-bay, no matter how you slice or dice it. This is one ugly woman. Good Gawd!! Lil Kim, Vivica Fox, Bruce Jenner, Joan Rivers, this is EXACTLY what happens when botched plastic surgery goes too far. The real gag is, before she decided to touch her face, she was BEAUTIFUL AS HELL. Our obsession with youth and our outer appearance are really driving people to crazy measures. I can almost gurantee you that she looks at old pictures of herself and wishes she never touched her face. Continue reading