Honey Boo Boo’s Mama Got Married Wearing A $70 Reco Chapple Dress

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Chile as long as white people have to claim Honey Boo Boo and her family, I am ok with the many ratched black reality television shows that grace my television screen. Yesterday, Mama June got Married to Sugar Bear in the yard. This is one family money and fame truly has not changed. They are my inspiration.  Let me make one correction, the dress was not actually a House Of Chapple Original , but something donated from The Jackie Christie Collection. Catch these T’s. Continue reading

Honey Boo Boo’s “Uncle Poodle” On Being A Gay Redneck

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So The Doll has to be one of the last people to have jumped on this Honey Boo Boo bandwagon. Not sure how the heck i managed to step on the remote and the combination of buttons pushed landed my television on TLC, but i did. Intrigued with the size of her mother and the lack of social graces her family exemplified, i was hooked.

As I watched this particular episode, the only thing going through my mind was, “this little girl lives in a town that doesn’t look like it has a huge arts population and her mother is overweight, who is teaching her these dance routines.” When you want to know something, head over to twitter. I tweeted “Who is teaching Honey Boo Boo these dance routines”, and you guys quickly let me know that it was Uncle Poodle. Chile when i heard that name I hit the ground laughing. Needless to say, with a name like Uncle Poodle I was expecting him to be gay. On the next episode I caught, I was introduced to Uncle Poodle. Well juts recently, Uncle Poodle spoke to the GA Voice on being a “Gay Redneck” here’s some of what he had to say.

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