Joseline Hernadez Spotted Down To Da Bar Dressed Like A Mexican Tootsie Roll

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This is your brain on drugs. If her rapping in the booth didn’t have me thinking she was a Voodoo Priestess, this outfit damn sure does. Lawd have mercy Jesus, somebody help this woman. Joseline? Really girl? Where are you going? I’ll tell you, down to The joseline hernadezVelvet Room. It was Bronner Brothers hair show weekend here in Atlanta, and there were parties galore. Joseline slid her ass through to one of the after parties looking like she was waiting to be unwrapped. I know I always say I’m bout to go tootsie roll down to da bar, but got dammit have y’all every heard me say I’m about to invoke the spirit of a tootsie roll? Joseline said she was going to one up me baby. “You wanna watch a bitch come down a slide? Joseline Hernandez is going to show you have a bitch comes down a slide” Y’assss come through Raspucia Lattimore.

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Anyway chile, have at it Joseline. Your hair and makeup is cute though. I swear Joseline looks best with shorter hair. I’ll be sure to update this post with more pics of Joseline dressed like a pinata as i get them.

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Joseline Hernadez High In The Booth, Disses Other Artists. WTF??? (Videos)

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Sooooo, someone just tipped me off to check out up & coming¬† rapper ferrari ferrell‘s Twitter page for some exclusive new music from Joseline Hernandez. Ha! As if I we were waiting for it. Bae-bae, you would think Miss Joseline is the reigning Queen of rap. Mama had the balls to diss Katy Perry, Lil Kim, Rihana, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce and more. If there was any doubt in my mind that Joseline was on drugs, all doubt has been absolved. Joseline? Really girl? You got the nerve to diss females who actually have talent, and you still wear Bongo jean shorts? Chile Bye… No tea no shade, Joseline raps like a deaf person. Stevie needs to scratch those dance lessons and get this woman some sign language courses.

Aside from Joseline’s aspirations to be an artist being a total joke and a complete waste of time, the tea is, Joseline is visibly high off of something. To top things off, several guys are seen coming in and out the booth. Uhmmmm, mama who are these men? Take a look at these videos and then let’s continue this discussion…

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Joseline Hernandez Puts Out A New Music Video, But The Bish Could Have Kept It (watch)

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Omg, WTF is this? Now I see why the hell them broads over at Love & Hip Hop Atlanta are putting out sex tapes, seems to me like no one over there has any talent. Joseline, Miss Joseline, Joseline Hernandez, for 3 years we have heard you bitch and moan about being in the studio, being at dance rehearsal, getting your video shoots together, and this is the best you can come up with? Really? Really girl? Chile cheese hunty. Stevie is using you and filling your head up with fairy-tales, fantasies, and lies.

I’m really feeling some kind of way right now. Stevie J is largely responsible for the Badboy movement, and this garbage right here is the best he can do for the chick he is screwing every night? A music video made in their dinning room, for a song that makes no sense and is sang so phonetically jacked up that the listener is guaranteed to to have their brain reduced to idiot status if they listen to the entire song.

Miss Joseline, let me give you some straight up unbiased, unadulterated wisdom. If there was a remote chance that you had an inkling of musical talent worth a damn anywhere in side of you, Mona Scott-Young would have made that happen. You see what she did for K. Michelle. Much like Jesus, If she did it for her, she could do it for you. Chile the people just don’t see it for you. Now what the hell you need to be doing is comedy. You are one funny lady. I’d pay all day long to see you do standup with your Miami brand of humor.

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Joseline Hernandez’s Home Girl Started Restaurant Brawl. The Stitches In Her Forehead FINISHED IT (video)

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Chile I couldn’t even half sleep good from my damn phone blowing up from everybody in Atlanta trying to tell me their side of the brawl that broke out at Sleazy & Zino last night. Though there were multiple confrontations and altercations that took place last night, Benzino’s girlfriend IS NOT responsible for the altercation which led to the violent brawl and ultimately people needing stitches. It was Joseline Hernandez’s tag along friend that caused that. I’m now being told That Joseline’s friend was trying so hard to turn up for the cameras and get some camera time that she started conflict with everyone in the VIP. I’m told that she even went as far as to turn up on Executive Producer Mona Scott-Young’s niece.

Reportedly her behavior was so off the chain that even Joseline had to step in and check her friend.¬† Well, Joseline must have been a day late and a dollar short, because her friend left da bar and had to make a bee line to the nearest hospital to get her forehead stitched up. Lawd I hope she signed up from her Obama Care already. You know how these groupies are. The bish probably had on 3-thousand dollars worth of clothes and has no health insurance. Viewers, those ratings you are giving to Love & Hip Hop Atlanta ain’t free, wait to you get your increased insurance bill.

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EXCLUSIVE: LHHATL Violent Brawl Breaks Out At Opening Of Stevie J & Benzino’s Restaurant. Guess Who’s Involved?

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Ohhhhhhh Bitch!!!! Chile, i just hung up the phone with a few people and they say it went DOWN at the Grand Opening of Stevie J’s & Benzino’s new restaurant tonight. Chile the folks said it was like World War III up in the place and Benzino’s new girlfriend is all to blame. Details are sketchy at the moment, but I’m going to give you what the hell I got so far.

First they say a screaming match broke out between Benzino’s new girlfriend and Shay Johnson & Tierra Marrie [we think]. Where there is Shay, there is Momma Dee. Lawd they say Shay & Tierra Marrie [we think] were trying to get in Benzino’s Girlfriend’s a$$ and Momma Dee had to hold them back.

Later on as the evening progressed, Karlie Redd & Erica were seen chatting it up in the corner. Some time later Benzino made his way over to Karlie and a small argument broke out. Then they say Benzino’s girlfriend made her way over to Karlie and the static began once again. Somehow or another, Benzino’s girlfriend ended up throwing a glass of champagne in Karlie’s face, but when she did, the cup hit Erica. At that point, Erica jumps up and is trying to get her a piece of the action too. Bae Bae they say Benzino’s girlfriend ran to the bar, grab a bottle of Liquor, and slung it all the way across the room. Chile they say liquor was everywhere. Continue reading

Joseline Hernadez’s Former Hair Stylist Says She’s Strung Out On Drugs And About To Lose Her Home

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Ok look, I don’t make the news, I just report it. I was minding my own business as I always do, when a former hair stylist of Joseline’s made it their business to spill their heart out as to why they no longer work with the Puerto Rican Princess. Reportedly, all the fame and money has gone to Joseline’s head and up her nose. Chile Miss hairstylist said that things have gotten so bad round Joseline’s house that majority of the Glam Squad that was working with her have quit and many of which have began working with Mimi. Catch these T’s Continue reading