When Aliens Attack – Lil Kim Is Pregnant

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Look, I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but Lil Kim is pregnant. There once was a time when people made phone calls or sent out nice little cards to announce their pregnancy. These days, celebs wait for the largest event of the season to pop up at and upstage the goings ons with their news. I don’t know… This trend is starting to wear me out slowly. I guess the struggle really is real. Why hire a publicist when you can just show up to someone else sh!t and show out.

Anyway, Lil Kim showed up at The Bonds show in some dress that was made for one of Santa’s elves carrying a baby that apparently must have been conceived by immaculate conception. Last we knew, Lil Kim had broke up with her boo Mr. Papers. Chile wouldn’t it be some mess if it was Biggie’s baby? I wonder if Lil Kim pulled a Being Mary Jane and stored Biggie;s “luvin’ in the freezer? Check out the pics. Continue reading

Lil Kim Refuses To Answer Questions About Her Face Because She Knows She Looks F’d Up!!!

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Lil Kim gets on my last damn nerve. No tea no shade, but being a  celebrity, there is a certain level of yourself that you just give up to the public. It comes with the territory. Milkshake face has big nerve to treat the general public as if we have a damn problem for asking her questions about her noticeable and drastic physical transformation from human to plastic doll. Excuse me Lil Kim, but anyone with a fraction of any sort of vision can look at an old music video of yours and compare it to images of you now and see that a change has come. Why not just own it? I think it is insulting for Kim to get all defensive about something that is so obvious. First she got into it with Charlamagne Tha God on New York’s Power 105. Now she’s being evasive and prudish when asked about her looks by Rolling Out Magazine.

On how she feels about the media’s fixation with her & her appearance
“No disrespect, no shade, but I’m not going to answer [that] question because I think that’s kinda corny. I don’t know how to answer that. That’s not a question I would answer,” she says regarding the media’s ongoing fixation with her. “I’m blessed. That’s all I can say. And I am who I am.

Chile Cheese Mama Elsa. Check out the rest of Kim’s interview with Rolling Out…

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Lil Kim READS Wendy Williams For Filth. Says Wendy Sucked Biggie’s Big Poppa

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Chile, I swear some celebrities should not be allowed to have Twitter accounts. Emotional tweeting is going to be the death of so many careers. Yesterday, Kim and her face were the Hot topic on the Wendy Williams show. Let’s just say Lil Kim took exception with what Wendy had to say. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Lil Kim Goes Off On Paparazzi For Messing Up Her Face, Chile Cheese

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Chile, Lil Kim has had it up to here with y’all reading her for the that melted milkshake she calls a face. The Queen says that the paps have been altering her pictures for years and sabotaging her image. Last week some very unflattering pictures of Lil Kim leaving MTV’s RapFix hit the net. Chile the woman looked like Raspucia with a tax refund check. According to Kim, her pictures had been altered. She took to twitter to share her disgust and shared pictures of what she really looked like that day. Take a look and decide if her actual pictures looked much better than the alleged altered ones. Continue reading

Whoa Whoa Whoa Lil Kim Can’t Put Out Any New Music Because She ATE IT ALL!

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Lil Kim wears a big fur coat and fake eyelashes while out in NYC

Complete Devastation To The Nation

Uhmm excuse me, can someone please explain to me why Lil Kim looks like Honey Boo Boo’s mama with a Saks card? Quiet it down while I take roll. Kimberly Jones? Kimberly “Lil Kim” Jones, are you in there? Listen y’all i respect the hell out of Kim and her contribution to The Game. However, y’all enough is enough. She needs a Doctor Drew intervention. Certain things you just can’t argue. The fact that Kim looks like a tube of biscuits that dropped on the floor and busted open is indisputable. Honestly, does this look good to anyone. Kim Kim Kim, the white woman make-up, the drastic plastic surgery to the face, come on mama!!!!

Listen, y’all better not even start that Lil Kim vs Nikki Minaj mess in the comments. This post is not even about music, it is about Kim’s appearance. Can someone please tell me what is going on with her. Did Dr. Conrad Murray perform her plastic surgery? Perhaps she went to the same doctor in Mexico that pumped Kenya Moore’s ass full of tile grout.  Chile, catch these T’s about where Lil Kim was coming from looking like Joey Buttafuoco in drag. Continue reading