K. Michelle Tells Lil Kim ” You 2 Old 2 Keep Up Mess On Twitter Over A Title”

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Listen, y’all are going to get enough of messing with Laquan Monroe Balenciaga K. Michelle. This thang right here don’t mind talking to a bish crazy, and I’m here for all of it. Last night during the VMA’s, K. Michelle referred to Nicki Minaj as “the Queen of Rap” in a tweet, and LIl Kim stans weren’t having it. Subsequently, K. Michelle had some choice words for their ass that didn’t sit to well with Lil Kim. Kim jumped on twitter in an effort to tame K.Michelle, and what ended up happening was a nice nasty backhanded Twitter exchange. Catch..

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While I’m thinking about it. You Lil Kim stans need to be pressed with Itunes and the LACK of Lil Kim music that is present there, and not people refereeing to Nicki as “The Queen of Rap”, which by the way she is!  Nicki Minaj is the CURRENT reining Queen of Rap!!!

Anyways, check out what Lil Kim had to say.

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Lil Kim So PETTY. Once Again Using Nikki Minaj For Promotion. Identity Theft Diss Track

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You know, I just don’t get what it is that has Lil Kim’s panties in a bunch as it relates to Nikki “stealing her identity.” It’s not like the bitch was using it. Hell, she ditched her “identity ” 27 surgeries ago. Hell, Lil Kim do you even know your identity? If anything, Kim needs to be glad that Nikki is trying to help her melted milkshake face ass remember.

It would not have been enough for Kim to just put out a mix tape. Of course the Queen of Complaining had to employ some marketing stunt that involved Nikki Minaj to even achieve any sort of buzz. It must be hard sleeping at night Lil Kim. Honestly, to have been one of the best (despite the fact that Biggie was writing the lyrics), to having this incurable fixation with Nikkie Minaj. identityTo all you Lil Kim stans, you can kiss my got damn ass. Tell the truth, the ONLY time you now hear Lil Kim’s name is when it is said in the same sentence with Nikki Minaj. It’s like some ole Snow White and The Evil Queen type mess. You know, that ole Sci-Fi Chanel foolishness where both of the ladies share the same heart and one can’t live without the other. Well, it seems like Nikki Minaj’s name is the only thing keeping Lil Kim afloat these days.

Take a look at the song cover. Kim placed a picture of Nikki wearing a green wig on a License issued to Kimberly Jones. No tea no shade, It was a cute lil stunt, and it perfectly illustrates the message that Kim is trying to convey. However, this argument is so old. In my Sunshine Anderson voice, heard it all before. So Kim you mad because Nikki too started sporting colorful wigs and wearing next to nothing?  NEWSFLASH, that isn’t all that original. Check the ho stroll of any major city, and you will see a whole bunch of bum bitches and crack whores sporting party city wigs. Hell, if you want the true tea, the drag queens had been doing it since the beginning of time. So one must ask, why are you mad?

I will say this, the track does sound pretty good and goes off pretty hard. I love the gritty old school New York feel of the song, and I love the way Kim is flowing on the track. However, it goes without saying, SHE DIDN’T WRITE IT. I don’t care what nobody says, Lil Kim is not a lyricist, that is why she has been unable to put out any music that closely rivals anything off her hardcore cd. Biggie was writing all that shit, he is dead now, and Kim can’t find any more of his journals to steal one liners from. I guess that would make me stick my face in the microwave too. Chile, I guess Lil Kim. I hope you go on to have continued success selling music on PayPal.

Pops popcorn, waiting on UNSUNG  Lil Kim to come on…

LIl Kim So Pathetic. Irrelevant Ass Adds Her Own Bars To Flawless Remix With Beyonce & Nikki Minaj

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Ok look, I’m just about tired of Lil Kim’s ass. Like for real. At this point, every move she makes is out of desperation. When the only stunt you’ve got left in your bag of tricks is to add a few wack ass bars to the end of a remix that was already made hot by two of the industry’s forerunners, your day is done. Girl then to add insult to injury, Kim was saying a whole bunch of  nothing. Dissing Nikki Minaj has gotten so old and makes Lil Kim look so petty. My Gawd, how hard is it for Lil Kim to put out some new music? If you are as bad as you say you are, if you are the Queen, if you are the best, PUT OUT AN ALBUM!!! From the time Lil Kim was released from prison 900 years ago, she has yet to produce anything worth anything. What is the hold up mama? I guess she couldn’t find anymore of Biggies scrapbooks or journals.

If you need any proof that everything that was Lil Kim The Great was essentially Biggies arm up her ass, get into this…

Here are snippets of Lil Kim’s bum bitch rhymes:

“UGH! Am I trippin’ or did this hoe just say my name?/Queen of rap, f*ck outta here/ Queen’s back, f*ck outta here/Time to get this rap bitch up outta here”

She added,

“Look at this sh*t/still got my dick on her lips/I aim to stunt on a b*tch/Damn it’s a shame/I gave you the rope/b*tch I want you to hang”

Right now compare Big Momma Thang to this elementary Easter poem Kim wrote.  Child Bye!

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Is Nicki Minaj Guilty Of Doing To Iggy Azelea What Lil Kim Did To Her?

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Way back when, when Lil Kim was so fixated on running off at the mouth about then newcomer Nicki Minaj, I always felt that it was jealousy that fueled Kim’s anger. Of course you Kim stans are going to chime in with “what does Lil Kim need to be jealous of Nicki Minaj for”, and I’m with you. I think the jealousy came into play when Lil Kim realized that she was no longer hip hop’s  “it girl.” For whatever reason the rap game has grown to a place where it seems to only be able to sustain one female rapper at a time. This is very ironic consider that the same game can concurrently sustain male rappers by the double digits. In all honesty, that’s the fight female emcees need to be fighting, not each other.

During her acceptance speech at the BET Awards, Nicki Minaj took a slight dig at Iggy Azelia saying when “you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it,” At the end of the day, everyone new that she was talking about her competitor Iggy Azelia, but why? I swear rappers are some of the most immature, mentally undeveloped assholes with their constant perpetuation of gang like thinking. In 2014, what the hell is street cred? Like seriously, because someone did not write their rhymes, it doesn’t take away from their talent. Hell Whitney Houston wrote next to non of her music, yet she is still regarded as one of the greatest singers EVER! Does it strengthen an artist’s total package if they write their own music? Yes. However, if they don’t write their own music, all the same, they are still an artist. Continue reading

Lil Kim Gives Birth To That Ole Plastic Baby

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Nessa Girl, Lil Kim done gave birth to that ole plastic baby she was carrying. Chile… The Lil Kim stans are going to light my a** up. Ha! Y’all simmer down. It’s just a joke. Don’t act like y’all mama (Lil Kim) face isn’t pumped full of plastic and tile grout.

Anyway…

According to Entertainment Tonight, Royal Reign was born at at 9:58 a.m. Monday, June 9, 2014, at Hackensack University Medical Center in New Jersey. The baby weighs in at 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and measures 19.5 inches long.

Congrats Lil Kim

When Aliens Attack – Lil Kim Is Pregnant

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Look, I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but Lil Kim is pregnant. There once was a time when people made phone calls or sent out nice little cards to announce their pregnancy. These days, celebs wait for the largest event of the season to pop up at and upstage the goings ons with their news. I don’t know… This trend is starting to wear me out slowly. I guess the struggle really is real. Why hire a publicist when you can just show up to someone else sh!t and show out.

Anyway, Lil Kim showed up at The Bonds show in some dress that was made for one of Santa’s elves carrying a baby that apparently must have been conceived by immaculate conception. Last we knew, Lil Kim had broke up with her boo Mr. Papers. Chile wouldn’t it be some mess if it was Biggie’s baby? I wonder if Lil Kim pulled a Being Mary Jane and stored Biggie;s “luvin’ in the freezer? Check out the pics. Continue reading