It’s a damn shame when you are more concerned with the fact that Mariah Carey is now going to return to wearing $20 stretch dresses than you are with the fact that a family unit is about to dissolve. Lord I wish these two could just work it out for the sake of Mariah’s fashions. Quiet as its kept, I never half took this marriage serious in the first place. The thought of her old ass with his goofy ass was kind of nasty to me. What the hell Mariah Carey should have done was followed Janet Jackson’s lead and went and get her a Billionaire that don’t speak-eh de Engles, and not follow behind Whitney Houston and went and got her a Ray-J. Well at least Nick is coined.
Reports are saying that these two have been living in separate residences since May. Nick Cannon sees the kids, but that is about the extent of their contact. The streets are saying that the straw that broke the camels back is when Nich appeared on Big Boy’s radio show and played the game “Name 5 Celebs You’ve Slept With”. How juvenile right? Like a dumb ass, Nick took the bate and upset his happy home. Nick named 5 celebs, but the one that allegedly drove Mariah through the roof was Kim Kardashian. They’re saying Mariah wore Nicks ass out for weeks due to her humiliation, and that their relationship never recovered. I’m not sure if I’m buying all of that. There had to ave already been a small fire lit, and this incident added fuel to the fire. I refuse to believe a slip of the tongue on a radio show would cause that much upheaval in a happy relationship, that one would file for divorce.
Anyway chile. If any body wants a penis looking man, then Nick Cannon is back on the market. For all the fellas that like those Momma Dee types, you know, old ladies that wear clothing fit for 21 year old’s, then Mariah Carey is your girl. Get you some!