The Atlanta Housewives May Be Holding A Standoff To Help Porsha Keep Her Peach

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I was on vacation when all hell broke loose at the taping of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 6 reunion taping. By now, I’m sure every one knows that Porsha knocked the sh!t out of Kenya. Quiet as its kept, Phaedra’s a$$ should have jumped up off the couch and hit the b!sh too, but that another story. Anyway, what some of you may not know is that Porsha was immediately asked to leave the premises. Porsha hit Kenya within the first hour of taping. That being said, don’t expect to see much of Porsha on the reunion show.

Fast forward to today, after the dust has settle, those close to the situation are saying Porsha may have f&cked herself. BRAVO does not play that. The contracts for each of the housewives is written pretty tightly and spells out to the letter what they can and cannot do. BRAVO has had no hesitation in the past on acting on breaches of contract. Remember Adrienne Maloof from Beverly Hills? Well her contract stated she had to do the reunion show. Mama chose not to show up, and they fired her a$$. With that, the housewives contracts stipulate in some fashion that they are not to get violent with one another, not allowed to take out restraining orders against one another or bring forth any other legal action that will hinder production, etc. I’m sure we can all agree that diving on a b!tch constitutes getting violent.

Porsha’s job is in jeopardy, however many people close to the situation feel like her actions were very much justified. Kenya has been antagonizing this woman for the last two years and taking unwarranted jabs at her whenever she got the opportunity. To top things off, Kenya brought a wack a$$ crown and staff (bedazzled stick) to the taping of the reunion and was waving it around in Porsha’s face. I would have beat that b!tches ass too.

The entire cast is really feeling for Porsha right now and not featuring Kenya at all. So much so, that they are wiling to work as a collective to try and protect Porsha’s peach and get rid of Kenya’s a$$. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Phaedra Parks Becomes Xenadrine Spokesperson. Chile Please We Know That’s Stress Weight Loss

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Its been a while since I’ve had to get Phaedra’s a$$ together, but constitution fish is trying to pull it. Phaedra knows damn well Xenadrine is not the reason her a$$ is losing weight and looking model thin. It’s the stress of Apollo’s legal troubles and those sleepless nights that’s got phaedra looking Sex In The City thin. Ohh and her consistent use of The Donkey Booty DVD which is now on sale on Amazon…  Chile don’t y’all let Phaedra fool y’all a$$ OKAY! Don’t y’all run out there and spend up all your income tax money money on some pills thinking you gone look fine like Phaedra, and two months from now you’re still fat like Fanny….

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RHOA… Was Mal Wrong? Did KandI Overreact? Is Kenya To Blame? Was Cynthia Tripping? More…

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Bae-Bae last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta had it going on. There are so many unanswered questions and mixed reviews as to who’s to blame. The Doll most certainly has her opinions and I’ve consolidated them all in my latest video ‘My Hair Is Layed Like Obama Care.’ Get into the  video, check out the poll questions, and let The Doll know your thoughts. Continue reading

Is Todd An Opportunist, Are We happy Marlo’s Back, Is Kenya Messy, Was Cynthia Wrong? – RHOA Video Review

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Chile this last episode of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta was uncharacteristically messy. Here are some of the highlights to be discussed:

  • Christopher Williams looks like he moved to Atlanta from New Jack City
  • Marlo Hampton returns, but are we really featuring her
  • Cynthia adds fuel to the fire by sharing Natalie’s comments about Todd being an opportunist
  • Kenya reveals that Natalie is Christopher’s common law wife “according to Christopher”
  • Kandi throws a dig at Cynthia implying Peter had a scandalous past

Here what all The Doll had to say about it when you check out the video…

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Her Name Ain’t On Sh!t. Mynique Is A Guest In Chuck Smith’s House. He Wont Put Her Name On The Deed.

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Chile, while Mynique was at the table in Savannah trying to read Porsha, she should have been worried about if she was going to be able to get in the house when she got back home. The folks over at hip hop daily press have done something I don’t have time to do, dig up peoples property records, and chile Mynique’s name is nowhere to be found. That’s right, miss thing is a visitor in her own house. Let me tell you something, you got me all the way f&cked up if you think I’m going to be laid up with anyone and my name not be on sh!t. ‘One thang about it’, I can guarantee you Kandi & Phaedra wouldn’t be laid up with Chuck’s a$$ and their name not be on the house. Chile Cheese! Catch these T’s Continue reading

Let’s Face It, Straight Men Are Messy, Just Ask Chuck Smith!!!

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The thoughts and opinions expressed in this post solely belong to Anti intellect – FUNKY DINEVA DID NOT WRITE THIS

tumblr_myzicjN6FL1rqs3gco1_250For some strange (patriarchal) reason, our society has a hard time believing that straight men can be messy. We have no problem believing that women are messy, we have no problem believing that gay men are messy, but when it comes to straight men we seem convinced that they are somehow, always, “above it.”

The latest episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta provided more proof of just how messy straight men can be. In the episode, former NFL player Chuck Smith got into it with Phaedra Parks over their romantic and sexual past. Like the many straight men before him, Chuck got very messy, very fast. He quickly broke the “honor code” most straight men think they live by and proceeded to tell all (positioning himself as the victor) regarding his relations with Phaedra and Kandi. He was the “Big Homie” and they were simply jump-offs on his “team” and he had no problem telling all about it in an attempt to put them in their place. Continue reading