Model Injects Cooking Oil In Her Face, Now Looks Like Lil Kim’s Aunt

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Y’all are going to get enough of touching y’all s faces. Running around here feeling bad about yourself because you don’t look like Beyonce or Kim Kardashian. Quiet as its kept, they don’t look like themselves either. Anyway, let me introduce to you to Lil Kim’s aunt Hang Mioku. Hang is/was a Korean Model/Singer who has done irreversible damage to her face by injecting herself with cooking oil. Hang became addicted to plastic surgery, and when doctors told her “no more’, she took matters into her own hands. Continue reading

Whoa Whoa Whoa Lil Kim Can’t Put Out Any New Music Because She ATE IT ALL!

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Lil Kim wears a big fur coat and fake eyelashes while out in NYC

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Uhmm excuse me, can someone please explain to me why Lil Kim looks like Honey Boo Boo’s mama with a Saks card? Quiet it down while I take roll. Kimberly Jones? Kimberly “Lil Kim” Jones, are you in there? Listen y’all i respect the hell out of Kim and her contribution to The Game. However, y’all enough is enough. She needs a Doctor Drew intervention. Certain things you just can’t argue. The fact that Kim looks like a tube of biscuits that dropped on the floor and busted open is indisputable. Honestly, does this look good to anyone. Kim Kim Kim, the white woman make-up, the drastic plastic surgery to the face, come on mama!!!!

Listen, y’all better not even start that Lil Kim vs Nikki Minaj mess in the comments. This post is not even about music, it is about Kim’s appearance. Can someone please tell me what is going on with her. Did Dr. Conrad Murray perform her plastic surgery? Perhaps she went to the same doctor in Mexico that pumped Kenya Moore’s ass full of tile grout.  Chile, catch these T’s about where Lil Kim was coming from looking like Joey Buttafuoco in drag. Continue reading

[VIDEO/PHOTOS] Why is Elsa Patton, Real Housewives Of Miami So Damn UGLY?

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Again, I figured I start to prep you guys in advance for some of the shows I plan to follow closely as the fall season of television shows starts to unravel.   Being that I am from Miami, The Doll has decided to follow closely season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Yea i know, season 1 was whack, but I got a feeling the folks over at Bravo have gotten their act together and season 2 will be much better.

In doing my own research on some of the cast, I’ve come across Elsa Patton. She is a B character, a mother of one of housewife Marysol Patton. Now bay-bay, no matter how you slice or dice it. This is one ugly woman. Good Gawd!! Lil Kim, Vivica Fox, Bruce Jenner,  Joan Rivers, this is EXACTLY what happens when botched plastic surgery goes too far. The real gag is, before she decided to touch her face, she was BEAUTIFUL AS HELL. Our obsession with youth and our outer appearance are really driving people to crazy measures. I can almost gurantee you that she looks at old pictures of herself and wishes she never touched her face. Continue reading