Is Todd An Opportunist, Are We happy Marlo’s Back, Is Kenya Messy, Was Cynthia Wrong? – RHOA Video Review

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Chile this last episode of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta was uncharacteristically messy. Here are some of the highlights to be discussed:

  • Christopher Williams looks like he moved to Atlanta from New Jack City
  • Marlo Hampton returns, but are we really featuring her
  • Cynthia adds fuel to the fire by sharing Natalie’s comments about Todd being an opportunist
  • Kenya reveals that Natalie is Christopher’s common law wife “according to Christopher”
  • Kandi throws a dig at Cynthia implying Peter had a scandalous past

Here what all The Doll had to say about it when you check out the video…

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Porsha Says ‘Half of RHOA Is Leasing’. Says They’re Faking It To They Make it. Ohhh-Ok-Den

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Y’all leave Porsha alone about that big ole castle her single self just moved into. Wait a minute, now that I think about it, earlier in the season Porsha was looking at condos. How the hell did she go from looking at condos to living in 8000 sq ft? Oh well, between Kordel’s support money, and Porsha’s own earnings, I’m sure she’ll be fine. Besides ain’t like she carry around a bunch of student loan debt…

For whatever reason, we the people have this strange infatuation with leasing over purchasing. Ahhhh big freaking deal. Striking it rich through gains from real estate appreciation is honestly a thing of the past. This last recession taught us that. I can think of much faster ways to grow my money,  than a measly 2% gain on some property yearly. For starters, I can give some money to Tony brother to flip in the weed game, I can give it to my homegirl that flip money in the tax fraud game, or I can double my money by giving it to the dude up the street that does gift cards. Bisshhhhh he has gift cards for everywhere from Wal-Mart to Pottery Barn.

Anyway, Porsha was tired of y’all trying to read her decision to lease her home last night and she had a few choice words for y’all and those judgmental a$$ cast-mates of hers:

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My Hair Is Layed Like Porsha Tubman – Girl You Can’t Be That Damn DUMB! – VIDEO

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Chile, so I know my sentiments are a day late and a dollar short. Hell, I may not come when you want me, but I’m always on time. I was trying my hardest to avoid speaking on the Porsha underground railroad disaster. However, y’all damn near set me on fire for not speaking on it, so I had too. Get into my thoughts on the trip to historic Savannah, and Porsha’s infamous brain fart! Continue reading

Real Housewives Porsha Williams Parties It Up In Miami For Christmas. Yes Gawd For Divorce Money

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I’m going to tell you one thing I learned from Miss Kandi Burruss, get the hell away from your everyday environment for Christmas. Following Kandi’s lead, i got the hell up out of Atlanta and Porsha did too, Lo and behold, we are both in Miami. I was actually born & raised here and is visiting friends and family, Porsha on the other hand is vacationing. I guess since she is living with her mother she has a designer purse full of extra money. No tea no shade, but Porsha makes divorce looks so nice. Work out miss divorce settlement money and spousal support. Catch these T’s Continue reading

Porsha Stewart’s Problem With Femininity. Why Are Kordel’s Negative Behaviors Associated With Femininity?

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The thoughts and opinions expressed in this post solely belong to Anti intellect – FUNKY DINEVA DID NOT WRITE THIS

Porsha Stewart has a problem with femininity. We are three episodes into Season 6 of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we have been treated to number of Porsha’s negative associations of femininity. If you will remember, Porsha is married to former NFL player Kordell Stewart, and since the divorce papers were served, Porsha has embarked on a campaign against Kordell which consists primarily of her attacking him for being a feminine man and a possibly gay man.

Porsha seems to think that Kordell is a messy person because he is a feminine man. She attributes most of his dirty dealings with her in their divorce proceedings to his femininity and possible homosexuality. For Porsha, both femininity and homosexuality are associated with negativity, messiness, double-dealing, and chicanery. It appears that anything Kordell does–not have sex with her, buy her clothes, divorce her, haphazardly pack her clothes, misspell words, not be nice to her–is due to the fact that he is a feminine man and possibly gay. Take for example Porsha’s latest diatribe against Kordell during episode three of Atlanta Housewives,

“That’s something a queen would: be dramatic. He wants to let me know woman to woman he doesn’t give a damn about anything we had together.” Continue reading

Porsha Stewart Recording An Album. First Single ‘Perfectly Worthless’ A Sad Song About Kordell

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Chile, Kordell is trying to stiff Porsha in this divorce settlement, so I guess Miss Girl figured she’s got to get out here and earn a living. We’ve heard Porsha sing a small portion of Amazing Grace during last season’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion. How sweet the sound? Well, that’s up for debate. Depends on who you ask. I’ve gotten the pleasure of hearing Porsha sing on multiple occasions, as we are castmates in Kandi Burruss’s stage play ‘A Mother’s Love‘. Quiet as it’s kept, miss girl can sing. Catch these T’s about Porsha’s first single Continue reading

Kandi Burruss, Porsha Stewart, and Q Parker (112) Get In Argument Over Age. Somebody A$$ Is Lying… (video)

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By now, everyone knows that Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker are producing a stage play called A Mother’s Love. The play is set to run in Atlanta November 22-24 at the Rialto theater. The play features Kandi Buruss, Shirley Murdock, Eddie Levert and a slew of other big names. Anyway, while taking a break from our table read, I was blogging and minding my business when I caught wind of an argument that was taking place to the left of me. Apparently you can’t tell fables and fairy tales about your Atlanta roots when there are other native Atlantans in the vicinity to fact check you.

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ALERT: New Atlanta Housewife??? Harpo Who This Woman?

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Y’all, that damn social media will get you in trouble all the time. Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook sometimes tell stories that we may not have intended to tell. This is is no different. A little Instagram stalking and a tinge of deductive reasoning leads The Doll to believe there may be a New Atlanta Housewives in our midst. The mystery woman pictured above was out and about today on a city tour along side Nene, Kandi, Cynthia, Phaedra, and Porsha.  For one, we know they are definitely filming, because all of those ladies don’t even get down with one another like that to spend time as a group on their own accord. Secondly, Kandi & Porsha are from Atlanta, and Nene, Cynthia, and Phaedra have been here so long, they don’t need no damn tour. Hell, Atlanta is only but so big.

My guess is this mystery woman probably “just relocated” here from somewhere… We all know how that storyline goes. The housewives all have pictures with this mystery woman on their instagram pages from today’s outing, but were crafty enough to not take any group photos. Chile cheese, The Doll ain’t dumb! i know y’all don’t expect us to believe that there were two groups of y’all that hung out today with a small overlap in the two groups and everybody had on the same clothes?? Catch these T’s

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