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Porsha Stewart has a problem with femininity. We are three episodes into Season 6 of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we have been treated to number of Porsha’s negative associations of femininity. If you will remember, Porsha is married to former NFL player Kordell Stewart, and since the divorce papers were served, Porsha has embarked on a campaign against Kordell which consists primarily of her attacking him for being a feminine man and a possibly gay man.
Porsha seems to think that Kordell is a messy person because he is a feminine man. She attributes most of his dirty dealings with her in their divorce proceedings to his femininity and possible homosexuality. For Porsha, both femininity and homosexuality are associated with negativity, messiness, double-dealing, and chicanery. It appears that anything Kordell does–not have sex with her, buy her clothes, divorce her, haphazardly pack her clothes, misspell words, not be nice to her–is due to the fact that he is a feminine man and possibly gay. Take for example Porsha’s latest diatribe against Kordell during episode three of Atlanta Housewives,
“That’s something a queen would: be dramatic. He wants to let me know woman to woman he doesn’t give a damn about anything we had together.” Continue reading
Chile, Kordell is trying to stiff Porsha in this divorce settlement, so I guess Miss Girl figured she’s got to get out here and earn a living. We’ve heard Porsha sing a small portion of Amazing Grace during last season’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion. How sweet the sound? Well, that’s up for debate. Depends on who you ask. I’ve gotten the pleasure of hearing Porsha sing on multiple occasions, as we are castmates in Kandi Burruss’s stage play ‘A Mother’s Love‘. Quiet as it’s kept, miss girl can sing. Catch these T’s about Porsha’s first single Continue reading
By now, everyone knows that Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker are producing a stage play called A Mother’s Love. The play is set to run in Atlanta November 22-24 at the Rialto theater. The play features Kandi Buruss, Shirley Murdock, Eddie Levert and a slew of other big names. Anyway, while taking a break from our table read, I was blogging and minding my business when I caught wind of an argument that was taking place to the left of me. Apparently you can’t tell fables and fairy tales about your Atlanta roots when there are other native Atlantans in the vicinity to fact check you.
We have been having such a good time as a cast at rehearsal. I will try my hardest to capture the best behind the scenes moments of A Mother’s Love. See what happens when Kandi tried to trip Q. Parker up… Continue reading
Y’all, that damn social media will get you in trouble all the time. Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook sometimes tell stories that we may not have intended to tell. This is is no different. A little Instagram stalking and a tinge of deductive reasoning leads The Doll to believe there may be a New Atlanta Housewives in our midst. The mystery woman pictured above was out and about today on a city tour along side Nene, Kandi, Cynthia, Phaedra, and Porsha. For one, we know they are definitely filming, because all of those ladies don’t even get down with one another like that to spend time as a group on their own accord. Secondly, Kandi & Porsha are from Atlanta, and Nene, Cynthia, and Phaedra have been here so long, they don’t need no damn tour. Hell, Atlanta is only but so big.
My guess is this mystery woman probably “just relocated” here from somewhere… We all know how that storyline goes. The housewives all have pictures with this mystery woman on their instagram pages from today’s outing, but were crafty enough to not take any group photos. Chile cheese, The Doll ain’t dumb! i know y’all don’t expect us to believe that there were two groups of y’all that hung out today with a small overlap in the two groups and everybody had on the same clothes?? Catch these T’s
Harpo this woman? This is Crystal Mocahantas Barnes. The streets of Atlanta had been busing for a while about Crystal being one of the newest additions to The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. I gave y’all the run down on that some time ago [Is This Woman The Latest Addition To The Real Housewives Of Atlanta?]. Although BRAVO has not officially announced anything, I am going to go ahead and call this play. Crystal is or will be the newest addition. She’s confirmed with Radar online that “they” have been in talks. Additionally, with her Fiance’s money and Crystal’s organic connection to the group, it just makes sense.
Here is the gag, Crystal is a lil messy and I’m not sure how I am feeling about her right about now. Crystal is claiming that Porsha tried to “get with her man”. Crystal says Ralo met with Porsha on business and afterwards Porsha began sending Ralo text messages. Here is where sh!t get’s funny. Crystal says someone who stole Ralo’s phone was the person who was responding back to Porsha with R-rated text messages and it wasn’t Ralo himself. GIRL BYE! Don’t ever repeat that AGAIN. Crystal you don’t even believe that dumb sh!t you concocted. Chile…. Catch these T’s Continue reading
Chile, this divorce mess between Porsha & Kordell is getting uglier by the minute. Just when we had not heard anything about it for a while, this mess pops up out of nowhere. Quiet as its kept, I thought they were damn near through with the divorce. Hell, whats taking so long? I guess Kordell is fed up with sharing the residence with Porsha and is truly ready to move on. Remember weeks back, Kordell was locking Porsha out of the house, forcing her to have to call the police for entry. Now, Kordell has flat out changed all the locks and refuses to give Porsha a key. Catch these T’s Continue reading