Ladies, if y’all want to walk around smelling like no talent, ox tails, and weed smoke, then run down to your nearest department store and pick up a bottle of Rihanna’s new perfume ‘ROGUE LOVE’. Don’t even get me started on the name of this perfume. She knows she’s dead as wrong. Quiet as its kept, she should have called this sh!t Law & Order. Then again, that name was taken. I’m just saying…
Rihanna’s press release states:
ROGUE LOVE BY RIHANNA captures that moment when love first hits you with a wild rush that goes through your whole body. Delicious fruits tempt your senses with notes of fresh citrus and succulent peach mingling with the temptation of juicy berries. Just as the facets of love take multiple twists and turns, the core of ROGUE LOVE BY RIHANNA is built with layers upon layers of lush, rich florals. A bit uncontrollable like the fluttering of the love-struck heartbeat, the petals are a radiant texture with vibrant colors of honeysuckle, jasmine and orchid splashed with the simply irresistible seduction of coconut.
Chile I guess. For those of you who are looking for Christmas gifts for that special rude girl in your life, this coconut coochie water is reasonably priced.
125mL / 4.2oz EDP / $69.00 US MSRP
75mL / 2.5oz EDP / $49.00 US MSRP
30mL/1.0oz EDP / $39.00 US MSRP
I’m blogging about the perfume because its a pretty slow news day. By no means am I telling y’all to go buy it. I don’t want to hear the sh!t when your neck breaks out, or flies start following you as you walk down the street.