Hello may I speak to Barbara? Barbara this is Shirley, is Tamar there. Chile last night Tamar Braxton was a guest on WWHL and in her own words, she tried it. Let me first start off by saying Bravo Andy and them did try it by putting Tamar on the spot by confronting her about that GAWD AWFUL slingshot garbage bag contraption she wore at the Soul Train Awards.- I know there is a unemployed sissy somewhere who is now sewing for food. Moving on…
Now y’all know in the very beginning I did not feature Tamar Braxton AT ALL. Over time, and with the aid her album, she actually grew on me. I can’t even believe I’m about to articulate this publicly, but 3 out of 7 days in the week I live for her. That being said, currently I’m operating in one of the 4 out of 7 days where I don’t see it for her, and I needs to give this bish the business.
Let me tell you something Tamar, how dare you get your cake batter complected a$$ on TV and try to read us? Your soggy coochie and baggie ass left us all dazed and confused. That’s what the hell we were mad about. You were far from beat, you looked beat up. You looked no ways TIRED, and like you needed somewhere to lay your burdens DOWN. The only thing you did that night for the GAWDS was Lip Sync! The girls had been saying for years you wanted to be a contestant on RuPauls Drag Race, and I guess that night was your time to shine, outfit and all. All tea all shade, that outfit looked like them stockings that your mama would buy out the grocery store that comes in the little egg. Chile it looked like you pulled it out the pack, ironed some girl scout badges on it, and walked out on stage. Jesus saves and so does Vincent Herbert. Clearly Vince wasn’t around when you were prepping, because we all know that he would not have been having THAT. Truthfully Tamar, what you should have done was owned the outfit. Your response should have been as follows ” [a light white girl chuckle] ewww chile what was I thinking that night. I tried it! Y’all got me” THE END.
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