Again, I figured I start to prep you guys in advance for some of the shows I plan to follow closely as the fall season of television shows starts to unravel. Being that I am from Miami, The Doll has decided to follow closely season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Yea i know, season 1 was whack, but I got a feeling the folks over at Bravo have gotten their act together and season 2 will be much better.
In doing my own research on some of the cast, I’ve come across Elsa Patton. She is a B character, a mother of one of housewife Marysol Patton. Now bay-bay, no matter how you slice or dice it. This is one ugly woman. Good Gawd!! Lil Kim, Vivica Fox, Bruce Jenner, Joan Rivers, this is EXACTLY what happens when botched plastic surgery goes too far. The real gag is, before she decided to touch her face, she was BEAUTIFUL AS HELL. Our obsession with youth and our outer appearance are really driving people to crazy measures. I can almost gurantee you that she looks at old pictures of herself and wishes she never touched her face.
Let the record reflect, I am all for a small precedure here, a breast implant there, a tummy tuck over there, but i draw the line at altering the face. People, leave your face alone. Y’all gone learn. If God wanted us to look young forever, he would have made it that way. Just rock whatever dog ass of a face that he gave you. Attempting to enhance your face by means of plastic surgery can surely take your face from looking like a dog’s ass to a baboon’s ass, ask Elsa Patton. Chile don’t she look like the Rocky character in the 1985 Cher movie Mask? You guys have heard me say this time and time again, never tear someone down without extending a hand to lift them up”. That being said, Elsa Patton is one funny woman. Bay-Bay there is nothing more funny than a spicy Cuban woman who can half speak english. I live! Check out the video below of Mama Elsa cutting up with Bravo Andy and her daughter Marysol.
Did I fail to mention that Mama Elsa is a self proclaimed witch. She has let it be known on several occasions that she has clairvoyant powers. I wonder why her ass couldn’t look into the future and predict that her face was was going to look like melted ice cream when the doctors finished with her.
Moral of the story, leave y’all damn faces alone. At least if the doctor messes up your titties, you can just put a jacket on. lol You can’t do anything with your face if the doctor messes it up. I definitely will be tuning in to watch more of mama Elsa’s antics. Ohh boy, i’m giggling inside already thinking about a My Hair Is Layed Like Elso Patton video. ~YES GAWD