[VIDEO/PHOTOS] Why is Elsa Patton, Real Housewives Of Miami So Damn UGLY?

Posted on Sep 9 2012 - 11:24pm by Funky Dineva

Again, I figured I start to prep you guys in advance for some of the shows I plan to follow closely as the fall season of television shows starts to unravel.   Being that I am from Miami, The Doll has decided to follow closely season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Yea i know, season 1 was whack, but I got a feeling the folks over at Bravo have gotten their act together and season 2 will be much better.

In doing my own research on some of the cast, I’ve come across Elsa Patton. She is a B character, a mother of one of housewife Marysol Patton. Now bay-bay, no matter how you slice or dice it. This is one ugly woman. Good Gawd!! Lil Kim, Vivica Fox, Bruce Jenner,  Joan Rivers, this is EXACTLY what happens when botched plastic surgery goes too far. The real gag is, before she decided to touch her face, she was BEAUTIFUL AS HELL. Our obsession with youth and our outer appearance are really driving people to crazy measures. I can almost gurantee you that she looks at old pictures of herself and wishes she never touched her face.

Let the record reflect, I am all for a small precedure here, a breast implant there, a tummy tuck over there, but i draw the line at altering the face. People, leave your face alone. Y’all gone learn. If God wanted us to look young forever, he would have made it that way. Just rock whatever dog ass of a face that he gave you. Attempting to enhance your face by means of plastic surgery can surely take your face from looking like a dog’s ass to a baboon’s ass, ask Elsa Patton. Chile don’t she look like the Rocky character in the 1985  Cher movie Mask? You guys have heard me say this time and time again, never tear someone down without extending a hand to lift them up”. That being said, Elsa Patton is one funny woman. Bay-Bay there is nothing more funny than a spicy Cuban woman who can half speak english. I live! Check out the video below of Mama Elsa cutting up with Bravo Andy and her daughter Marysol.

Did I fail to mention that Mama Elsa is a self proclaimed witch. She has let it be known on several occasions that she has clairvoyant powers. I wonder why her ass couldn’t look into the future and predict that her face was was going to look like melted ice cream when the doctors finished with her.

Moral of the story, leave y’all damn faces alone. At least if the doctor messes up your titties, you can just put a jacket on. lol You can’t do anything with your face if the doctor messes it up. I definitely will be tuning in to watch more of mama Elsa’s antics. Ohh boy, i’m giggling inside already thinking about a My Hair Is Layed Like Elso Patton video. ~YES GAWD

Check out Pics of Elsa and Marysol

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  1. Herp Derp September 6, 2013 at 3:59 pm - Reply

    Her plastic surgeon screwed up, basically. Like really, really bad.

  2. Carl June 29, 2013 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    To get to this website I googled ” what in the fuck is wrong with that womans face on real houswives”. Well ……what in the fuck is wrong with it ? There is no way plastic surgery could fuck up a face like that unless the doctor did it on purpose. Goin for the cat look ? He must have been looking at the cats ass and a cat with a really fucked up ass at that. If I was a poeleese I would lock her ass up for indecent exposure and if I was the judge I would order her to keep her head covered or keep her ugly ass at home and then I would take her in my office and slap the shit out of her and find her doctor and slap the shit out of him. That bich hasn’t heard of malpractice ? She can sue and get millions cause he fucked her ass up. He couldn’t have fucked her up no worse.

  3. Buck June 29, 2013 at 4:32 pm - Reply

    I believe that what’s inside a person is the most important but got dam that is one ugly mofo ! I mean when you are so ugly the whole time someone looks at you they are repulsed beyond comprehension shouldn’t a mask or a bag or over her head be seriously considered ? Would YOU show your face in public if you looked like that ? Use common sense, my god. The woman looks like a fucking freak and you know she does. Ugly is not even the right word. More like nauseatingly repulsive.

  4. Anonymous December 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm - Reply

    Poor Mama Elsa! Do you think she is happy about her looks? Give her a break, to all the haters! She is obviously a great mother and a good friend to people. Which is more than I can say for some. Some are just pissed that she can be on tv liked by all and look like that and the haters who are normal looking but are not good looking enough to be even considered for film.

  5. Elsa December 7, 2012 at 3:57 am - Reply

    Wow, this is a HORRIBLY MEAN blog! Lots of mean people here. This is a real woman, who has been so kind to others. ..Plus, it is straight hypocrisy to say that it is ok to have plastic surgery on your body, but not on your face. Who are we to judge what other people do with their lives? ..I always say, if I have not walked in your shoes, then I have no right to judge you.

    …I just wish that mean girls would all be nice. And mean boys for that matter. It is sad when I see things like this, making yourself seem so classless and unintelligent, through such cruel words about someone you don’t even know. So sad. Haven’t you ever has someone judge you, and be mean to you when they did not even know you very well? ..It HURTS. Why would you do this to someone that you do not even know. So so very cruel of you.

  6. anetrajackson December 6, 2012 at 8:26 pm - Reply

    I really don’t look at house wife of miami untill I heard this ugly ass women say something about president that he’s an animal.first,this ugly bitch has the nerve to call the predident ananimal. Some doctor fucked up her face trying to stay young this bitch looked like a dump truck spill a truck load of horse shit on her ugly ass. This bitch made me mad. I’m 52 years old and I look dam good for my age.. put that bitch back in her coffin. And maybe she could work in a circus as the oldest ugly mummy that ever live. I’ve sen dead people looked much better then this bitch. The dead has arisen!

  7. Nick November 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm - Reply

    What’s scarier is her daughter looks just like her.

  8. Enaira September 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm - Reply

    Call me crazy but Elsa Patton’s face might be a good reason to watch this show. Not ever Housewives show has a resident freak show. All joking aside, apparently they really messed up her face with illegal silicone injections and they are trying to remove sometime in the future. I’ve got my Hopper set for what I hope is a decent season two and just in case I miss an episode, I can always go back and catch up. I completely agree that people should consent to aging gracefully, whether it look fabulous or not. I know I won’t look like a cat when I’m older because I’m not ever touching my face. A Dish co-worker is the one that showed me Elsa’s picture and that’s what got me motivated to watch this season. Hopefully things will work out for her

  9. sunshyne84 September 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    Oh gawd that’s scary!

  10. Missy September 10, 2012 at 12:02 am - Reply

    Plastic surgery gone wrong, for real, for real .

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