IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap + Pt. 1 of Reunion Full Video [watch]

Posted on Apr 8 2013 - 6:52am by Funky Dineva


tumblr_mdk4puujDX1qltqg1Bae-Bae, if you did not get the memo, this reunion was everything I needed and more. We all know that I don’t fancy Miss Kenya Moore, however, I must give her the ‘Did That” award because she showed up and showed out. Kenya Moore was not what you wanted this night. Armed with a fan that made the shadiest noise, every time Kenya would gut punch someone, she would sling it open and release a magical cloud of shade. I LIVED!

All the ladies looked remarkably nice, the gold medal goes to Cynthia Bailey and silver goes to Kandi. Surprisingly, the reunion got off to a very strong start considering the fact that their is 3 parts. Check out my hilarious video review of pt one of the reunion. Believe it or not, I was paying light homage to Kenya Moore. The spirit has kind of moved over me. No tea no shade, I think I might want to do a sit down interview with Kenya? Do y’all think she’ll do it? If you missed the reunion, the full episode is also included under the break…






Here are @Atliens of Straight From The A ‘s Notables:

tumblr_mkxbo2fMYH1r8s5bto1_400Cynthia Bailey clearly won best dressed for this year’s reunion with Kandi Burruss coming a close 2nd.

Kenya Moore and her red eyes… contacts do that sometimes.

Porsha taking up for her soon to be ex-husband Kordell Stewart.

Phaedra Parks read Kenya for the Gawds… calmly and without raising her voice.  Being 8 months pregnant, I’m sure she wasn’t trying to go there but she gave it just enough!

Nene Leakes, aka the queen bee of RHOA, sat on her throne and laughed at the battles between the other ladies. She also on occasion even seemed to put Andy Cohen in check.

There were quite a few digs taken at ex-housewife Sheree Whitfield… one in particular refereed to Porsha as a “trophy wife” who would “be dumped by 40 like Sheree Whitfield”.  [read the rest of @Atlien ‘s recap here]






Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 5 Reunion pt.1

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  1. Pam Fusco May 14, 2014 at 1:30 am - Reply

    Kenya is the worst example of a role model ever. She is a lying, conniving, egotistical, paranoid, delusional, self-serving, self=centered, selfish woman who has zero regard for anyone else’s feelings. She is manipulative and controlling. People can say all they want about Porcha being less intelligent than most but she has done a great job trying to get her life back together after being humiliated by her divorce. Kenya is friends with no one because she knows nothing about what it means to put someone else first as well as listening to someone else. She is disgusting inside and out. She is cruel inside and out. She is an ugly person. Candi is a great role model. Kenya needs to leave the show now and never return. Good riddance!

  2. Clareese April 9, 2013 at 6:02 pm - Reply

    This is the best reunion of the Atlanta series; the women looked amazing and Kenya with her fan was hilarious. Kenya has made this season fun to watch, and no matter what your opinion of her, I don’t think the reunion would have been as exciting. I started working new hours at DISH, so I was not home when part one of the reunion for the Real Housewives of Atlanta aired. Good thing, my DISH Hopper was there to record this show for me. This DVR is the only one with the ability to record up to 2,000 hours of my favorite shows. It has given me the freedom to record the full season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the full seasons of my other favorite shows that air the same night.

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:25 pm - Reply

      Bitch shut up! Tryin to low-key promote a raggedy ass dish. ANyone with since has CABLE TV, dishes fuck up any time the wind blows *lol* or for no reason at all. I have a 3 story house WTF I look like trying to climb up there to adjust a fuckin satellite!? Everybody knows signing up for satellite TV is the alternative when you’ve fucked over the cable company & owe them money *lmaooooooo* so please stop promoting that bullshit

  3. Grear Turnbull via Facebook April 9, 2013 at 12:04 pm - Reply

    @Marie: I agree. There’s a difference with getting “shut up” versus IGGIN’ a b!tch! Kenya has called her “dumb dumb” on the show. It’s said that there’s a thin line between “genius & insanity”, call Kenya ‘crazy’ all you want, but her intelligence can’t be denied! She’s self made! “265” is Hosea & Kordell made! Now TWirL! 🙂

    And you wanna know true craziness? Harming those that aren’t harming you. Watch the doc “Food Inc.”, that’s craZy! Making natural organic fare inorganic frankenfoods.

    The “Group Think” “Herd Mentality” is on FULL SWOLL. If it’s popular to dislike “this one,” or “that one” than that’s what the herd follow. Ugh. “Independent Thought” anyone?

    The Fan! That shit was original as ALL GET OUT! Truly an Aquarian trait. LOVE IT!!! I used to do it, but now I gotta stop, cause the herd will now assume that that’s a Kenya-bite. Sigh…

    It’s an air sign thing to do. Gotta c l e a r the air…especially when negative energy is being directed to you; SEND THAT SH*T RIGHT BACK TO ITS SENDER!!! A’se!

  4. Grear Turnbull via Facebook April 9, 2013 at 11:53 am - Reply

    In answer to your open inquiry [on your site], FD, I think she just might do that interview with you. Kenya is an Aquarian, Aquarius is the adult of the zodiac. She could let bygones be bygones, if she’s certain that she’s not entering the proverbial ‘HOT SEAT.’

    You know what else? Aquarius also rules humanitarianism, the rainbow…and I’ll leave it at that. *smiles…* This is kind of an indicator as to why you feel such a visceral aversion to she (liken to that initial surly sensation you felt for Marlo). I won’t delve too deep here on this, now. But look up Oprah’s Super Soul Sundays, the one she did with Gary Zukav & his partner Linda, see/listen to how he describes the initial inauspicious sensation he felt for Linda…a person he soon grew to LOVE. It is truly a thin line…

    • Bella April 11, 2013 at 7:19 am - Reply

      Well as quiet as it kept Lawrence is the real humanitarian cuz those are clearly his contacts huntttyyy!

  5. Lola Gets April 8, 2013 at 11:46 pm - Reply

    Dineva, you are truly Hot Flash Fabulous in that vid! lol

  6. Tamia Myers via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 10:18 pm - Reply

    team Kenya! the only person with fire! dumb ass porsha googled some black history…here’s a too do sum research on your closet queen husband! she so dumb

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:27 pm - Reply

      THANK YOU!!! lmao

  7. Cheryl Stewart via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    I want this on a t-shirt….DON’T COME FOR ME UNLESS I HAVE SENT FOR YOU!!!…Ahhh yes Ms. Kenya, u taking over from Nene…..people dont be mad cause all what she does takes balls and the only other person that has them is Nene…..FAN!!

  8. LaTanya GeminiondaRise Johnson via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 5:25 pm - Reply

    I can’t believe Kandi was holding in that issue with NeNe all this time. If it was a problem she should have pulled her to the side and discussed it then it could’ve been squashed

  9. Monique Craft-Crazy via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm - Reply

    A HOT mess!

  10. NelLy Audain via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 5:15 pm - Reply

    To me there is no contest lol…one knots herself up in circles telling people don’t do something when she does and says the same thing. I don’t doubt she has potential but some kinks need straightening out. It is entertaining but at the same time I can’t help thinking it’s a lil too real for her so we shouldn’t laugh and get a kick out of it

  11. Megan Liburd via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:51 pm - Reply

    Yes she does have issues don’t get me wrong….Now when it comes to intelligence ummmmm IDK.. the jury still out on that one.

  12. NelLy Audain via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:45 pm - Reply

    Tolerate Kenya over Phaedra? All I can say is one SAYS they are intelligent and one SPEAKS and ACTS like it…Kenya has serious issues

  13. Megan Liburd via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:38 pm - Reply


  14. Megan Liburd via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:37 pm - Reply

    I am sorry, but I can not stand Phaedra at all she annoys the heck out of me… Now I am not a fan of Kenya either, but for some strange reason I tolerate her over Phaedra… I love the drama though…lolololol.

  15. Meloney Bell via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:31 pm - Reply


  16. NelLy Audain via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:29 pm - Reply

    Phaedra checked that @$$…that was hilarious! don’t underestimate the southern belle

  17. Tamara Miller via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:23 pm - Reply

    Cynthia is absolutely gorgeous!! Hair and makeup- Yaass! Least favorite look goes to Nene.

  18. Marie Shegotherown McDonald-Cryer via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    Kenya & that fan gave me new life!!! Chile! That noise the fan made when she whipped it open!!! YEESSSS!!!! My girl was fanning those haters off! #Keyonce will have women carrying small fans in purses just for that purpose

  19. Marie Shegotherown McDonald-Cryer via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:10 pm - Reply

    #TeamKenya ALL DAY!!! Porsha read Kenya BOFL (yeah ok) Kenya dissed the HELL out of Porsha by giving her minimal acknowledgement! Honey, Porsha wanted people to hear her researched info that she memorized inorder to “read” Kenya. Porsha recited it like a kid giving an easter speech! Porsha cant role with Ms. Kenya PERIOD

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:33 pm - Reply

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Right! HEr dumb ass googled & wikipedia’d the hell out some shit all for nothing. She sound like she was reciting a memorized speech anywayz. She thought she really was gonna do somethin, she was READY chile! Soon as her annoying ass hyper active voice got done screeching……*crickets*……. LMAOOOOO!

  20. Deron Christopher Reed via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm - Reply

    they all a mess…..if y’all dont like each other!!..Quit fuckin wit each other!…but then i guess it wont be a show huh.

  21. James Scott Garey Jr via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 4:00 pm - Reply

    But what I wanna know is WHO helped out Kandi? Mama hair was LAYED HUNTY! The makeup and lashes was for the GODSSSSS! PAPA, WHO DAT WOMAN?

  22. James Scott Garey Jr via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:59 pm - Reply

    No we all know, as quiet as it has kept, Porsha may be ditzy but Kenya can’t take the heat she is serving on that ass. Kenya was shut up several times.

  23. Rica Robinson via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:53 pm - Reply


  24. Rica Robinson via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:53 pm - Reply

    Kenya n that gangsta gave me a nervous condition lawd knows I could not have been kandi

  25. Reggie Moore via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    team kenya! if there were no kenya…there would be no show! porsha is a dumb ass! phaedra…no one cares about your donkey booty! maybe if you were in your twenties it would look good but youre in your forties so it just looks nasty! im with kenya! lose some weight!

    • Gigi April 9, 2013 at 9:03 am - Reply

      Totally agree with U!

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:34 pm - Reply

      THANK YOU!

  26. Pamela Hardy-Moore via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm - Reply

    She made an ass out of her self.

  27. Ebbony Hutchison via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:37 pm - Reply

    At mich

  28. Ebbony Hutchison via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:35 pm - Reply


  29. Brock Dakota via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:35 pm - Reply

    Miss Porsha came prepared and she was not speaking like a cheerleader when she “READ” Ms. Cray Cray Kenya Moore with that dated fan.. POP Quiz on your Miss America title H.U.N.T.Y., because you had to have several seats when Miss. Porsha called you out on television.

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm - Reply

      Bitch stop it….Porsha could barely recite her memorize googled info. HEr dumb ass googled & wikipedia’d the hell out some shit all for nothing. Soon as her annoying ass hyper active voice got done screeching……*crickets*……. LMAOOOOO! Everybody was like “Uh….Gist who”…Right, moving right along”….Kenya let Porsha look like the idiot air head she truly is

  30. Mich Carr via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:32 pm - Reply

    She may have bad skin and be dramatic but she still has a crown how many of u DO….. Baby boom don’t hate!

  31. Francena McGirt via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:32 pm - Reply

    Kenya is not ugly. It’s one thing to dislike someone, that’s whatever. None of these women are ugly.

  32. Mavis Wiggins via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:30 pm - Reply

    Kenya needs to go see a dermotoligist. That heffier has some ugly skin.

  33. Jazz April 8, 2013 at 3:17 pm - Reply

    Dineva, no gawd hunty. You are not giving just due to Phaedra for reading all of the blood out of Kenya’s veins. She was not having it with Ms. Kenya and her fix-a-flat booty that night. Phaedra got her all the way together and that tacky dollar store fan was nothing more than a cover up to distract the people from the lies that she refused to own up to. Chile cheese, Kenya!

  34. Danielle Nicole Reed via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    I was waiting on her to hit Kandi with that fan, so she could slap the shit out of her with it. I wanted to reach through the screen and pop her myself.

  35. Mich Carr via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    Kenya please don’t leave the show what u ….. Luv ur kind of crazy!

  36. Pamela April 8, 2013 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    Kenya has pulled it honey…and gave me ALL I needed in a Real Housewives TV show. Kenya entered the show on false pretenses (that fake Walter relationship) and has worked the opportunity to the bone and meanwhile saved the whole show. She is batsh-t crazy BUT makes NeNe look sane and wise….those two are the cornerstone of the whole show…and having Kenya’s antics on the show let’s the show live while NeNe is gone handling her Hollywood business. It was like NeNe passed Kenya the ball and Miss Kenya hit it out of the park.
    bout Ms. Porsha… I couldn’t even watch her try to read Kenya because we all know 15 minutes after her husband dumped her…that was some automatic and instant payback karma. Phaedra, the only reason I tolerate Phaedra is because she’s Regina Bell’s daughter and I love me some Regina Bell! I like Cynthia. I think she is the one with the most business sense. I don’t know about her man-picking skills but time will tell. LOVE Cynthia… she looked like a million dollars last night and avoided any and all mess. I liked how she flicked Porsha away like a gnat. That’s how Kenya should treat her too. Porsha is not to be taken seriously.

  37. Keesha Jones via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    I really wanted someone to snatch that damn fan

  38. Collette Ojeda via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:07 pm - Reply

    Not only is Kenya ugly but her personality is foul. Hope she doesn’t come back!

  39. Jesica Martinez via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:05 pm - Reply

    I hope Kenya is not in the next RH season!

  40. Jessica Pritchett via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:03 pm - Reply

    A corporate account at RAINBOW!!! *dead*

  41. Jackie Smith via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 3:02 pm - Reply

    I HATE Kenya so much!!!! Ugh!!!!!

  42. MrzM April 8, 2013 at 12:45 pm - Reply

    Your videos make me wanna slap somebody!
    While Porsha was serving history last night, she should have informed Kenya that “Gone With the Wind”-type fabulous was made possible by her enslaved ancestors. Bish, you is Kizzy.

    • Miss Truth Hurts April 13, 2013 at 1:40 pm - Reply

      Bitch stfu. You couldve kept the googled dead unimportant info just like Porsha should have

  43. MichaelAngelo April 8, 2013 at 12:37 pm - Reply

    Kenya looked like a monkey gone Ape shit with that silly fan. She needed props to divert attention away from her lies. Her whole life as we know it is false. Fake eyes, fake, breast’s, fake butt, fake attitude, fake relationships, fakes houses, embellished career ? She get’s the “did that” award 4 sure! Did that bull ish!

  44. Tees April 8, 2013 at 12:13 pm - Reply

    Porsha was reading to the GAWDS.

  45. Shameka Quinney via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 11:48 am - Reply

    TEAMKENYA thats cute how Kenya has everyone talking bout her none stop smh

  46. Dreby April 8, 2013 at 11:38 am - Reply

    Say what you will about Miss Kenya….. but her shade was on point.. Phadera was known being a liar or a “LIARYWER” as Miss Lawerence would say…. and why do i feel she and Apollo’s relationship was a business arrangement….lets not forget how she was the master mind behind a car theft ring!!!!…..Kenya maybe crazy but you know what i believe her!!! and I didn’t even like her in the beginning when the season first started.. Porscha is a airhead i wish all the best with divorce, Kandi you look genuinely happy w/Todd, Cynthia I love you and Mr.Thomas’s relationship he don’t take no bull true yard man and I admire your business savvy and last but not least Ms.Leakes showed everybody how to take if 15 mins and turn into a hour she was slaying with that turquoise caftan…..All the ladies were beat for the Gods of Bravo… meanwhile @ chateau sheree tumbleweed and dust is everywhere…..

    • JerzeeGurl April 8, 2013 at 1:35 pm - Reply

      Dead @tumbleweed and dust.

  47. Satheriea Davis via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 11:38 am - Reply

    ^^^^ “Oriental Trading Co. fan ” !!- LMAO,

  48. Roberta Peavie via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 11:37 am - Reply

    This is why I love you…because my ass had to work lastnight and missed all the t….MUAH.

  49. 3BRNGLZ April 8, 2013 at 11:17 am - Reply


  50. Kat April 8, 2013 at 10:50 am - Reply

    i dunno about Kandi lookin at her best Dineva. I think everyone attacking Kandi dress sense has messed it up even more. That bone strate hair is for the softer faces, it just made her head look huge. Dress, not rite for her body! she should wear curly hair or something with bangs, Constantly

  51. Fancypantz April 8, 2013 at 10:36 am - Reply

    I am not feeling anybody on RHOA except Miss NeNe and Miss Cynthia, chile.
    I can’t stand Kandi’s food addicted ass. Kenya is just TOOO MUCH. Porsha is bordering on brain dead. And Phedra just showed her ass (literally and figuratively) this season. Did I forget someone… Oh yes, the wig. Is that heifer even relevant? Me thinks not.

  52. TeahMonae April 8, 2013 at 10:02 am - Reply

    Funky Dineva, I was hoping you were going to mention something about Beyonce quoting Kenya saying she was “Gone with the Wind Fabulous”!! I had no idea.

  53. Ariane Coleman Houie via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 9:56 am - Reply

    **yawn** Whole show was a snoozefest, and Kenya couldnt have been sitting next to me with that damn Oriental Trading Co. fan either…

  54. Leslie M. Harden via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 9:40 am - Reply

    yes gawd Funky Dineva you just summed this reunion up in your video *2 snaps & a tongue pop*

  55. Yourhynis April 8, 2013 at 9:34 am - Reply

    Bitch! I’m so mad I lost my phone, no GAWD. I can’t even watch the video at work. This feels like minimum wage hunty… I can’t. *gags*

    I refuse to let anyone talk about Kenya. I love her stanky draws. lol… People sleeping on her. When I knew she played a role in those Trois movies I knew better. She’s a go getter, speaks her mind and looks good at the same time. She definitely said it herself, “don’t come for me unless I send for you”… people take punches and then get mad when you hit back. *shrugs*

    Please interview her… no other housewife could role with the punches from the doll bitch!

  56. Reynald P.Charles via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 9:29 am - Reply

    Part 1 of the reunion was all about Kenya’s fan and I was here for ALL OF IT LMFAO! Porsha came prepared to come for Kenya but in my opinion, didn’t do that good of a job because she clearly looked thirsty for acknowledgement.

  57. Parker April 8, 2013 at 9:11 am - Reply

    I guess truth be told Trannys are our new role models due to the lack of real women to look up to. SAD!

  58. Parker April 8, 2013 at 9:10 am - Reply

    Why are black women turning into wanna be trannys? No shade Im just curious. Im starting to see a trend.

  59. Crafty Crystallizations via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 9:09 am - Reply

    please do NOT interview ken-ken. she aint worth yo time. don’t give her the satisfaction of sayin u came back around to lick her butt. #movingon

  60. Luluextensions April 8, 2013 at 9:06 am - Reply

    Wowwww, I don’t even know where to begin. It was so much shade bein thrown. It’s obvious Junta jealous & bitter of Phaedra & Porsha (despite her current situation) also of the other ladies, they have what she want, the marriage, nice husbands, nice home, cars, multiple businesses & endeavors, she just can’t stand it & its quite obvious & shows all over her.

  61. Alicia Dingess Welch via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 9:05 am - Reply

    Ok,, i taped it at 8.. went to watch and 9 and it wasnt on my dvr.. so i hit record on it for later that night and now i go to watch and it again didnt tape it.. WTH?

  62. CocoaBrownJones April 8, 2013 at 8:26 am - Reply

    Kenya is a joke! I am Team Phea all the way! And I was hoping Kandi would have smacked the hell out of Kenya with that fan. If it was me, I would have snatched the damn thing out her hand! And the person above me said, Kenya has low self esteem and she needed this show to make her relevant. And what Million $$ films has she produced? And her keep talking about her Miss USA title is a joke. That’s all she has with her fake booty, fake boyfriend, and her fake personality. Get her off the show!

  63. Loyal PitBulls R US via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 8:19 am - Reply

    Thank U God! I Fell Asleep 🙂 Boring as Hell 🙁

  64. Laasoul April 8, 2013 at 8:14 am - Reply

    Funky Dinevaaaaaa!!!! You a hot mess, ROLFLMAO! That video had me crying laughing. You hit the nail dead on the head about the Part 1 Reunion show.

    I’ll admit that I was checking your site all night hoping you would post your video right after the show, but hunty you gave me my laugh for the day and until next weeks reunion episode. Yes GAWD!

  65. Kay Mathis via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:59 am - Reply

    I really think Porsha shut Kenya down regarding the first Ms USA.

  66. Tyona April 8, 2013 at 7:58 am - Reply

    Ooo Gawd!!! Ms.Kenya is no match for that damn Phadrea hunny!!!!!! I loved it! Pregnant and all Phadrea throws the shade. I really think Kenya has very low self-esteem and her playing a villain on this show was to give her a boost. Smh can’t wait for part .

  67. Renee Coleman via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:47 am - Reply

    It was very boring.

  68. Dawn Mitchell via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:38 am - Reply

    It was boring!

  69. Barbara B'real Campbell via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:37 am - Reply

    she tried

  70. Khalif Hayes via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:19 am - Reply

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  71. Khalif Hayes via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:19 am - Reply

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    • Parker April 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm - Reply

      I’m pretty sure we all on to the fact Miss Lawrence is training Kenya

  72. Soji's Heart via Facebook April 8, 2013 at 7:17 am - Reply

    Give the read!!!!

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